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RomanceRe: Mind Blowing Facts About Kissing by Tymax(m): 9:14am On Aug 23, 2014
temigracie: ...Am still a learner in that department....Now that i know that there is transfer and exchange of bacteria, i ll stop learning it from my tutor.....Hian!!!...
But Andromida said bacteria will cancel bacteria na grin

You dey fear o.
RomanceRe: Do Short Guys Stand A Chance ? by Tymax(m): 9:10am On Aug 23, 2014
A short lady stands a better chance than a short man. grin Don't know why. grin

Tall dudes somehow appreciate short women 5ft5 and below.

Tall ladies on the other hand don't like short guys. They even prefer regular height guys.

Some short ladies don't want short guys at all. grin

Na wa o. Humans are so vain. grin
TravelRe: Things You Only See In Dubai by Tymax(m): 9:00am On Aug 23, 2014
You see why our politicians won't stop looting? They wanna measure up to these people.

This is mad money. Gold plated cars? Big cats? Sports cars? Mad money!
RomanceRe: Mind Blowing Facts About Kissing by Tymax(m): 8:41am On Aug 23, 2014
temigracie: ...hmmm, i piri u....me i wont kiss again ooo...
Hmmm! Expert like you? grin
RomanceRe: Breakfast In Bed; Guys And Ladies Your Views by Tymax(m): 9:41pm On Aug 22, 2014
Rabbish. Let her get up and cook for me.


Nansense! angry
RomanceRe: For Nairaland Girls Only by Tymax(m): 9:23pm On Aug 22, 2014
temigracie: ...No wonder....have been noticing your posts, youngman....you have little faith.....You need to strenghten that your weak faith.....
Taink yo Deaconess.
Music/RadioRe: A Nairalander In Need Of Piano Help by Tymax(m): 9:17pm On Aug 22, 2014
temigracie: ...To become a pro as a keyboardist, you ll have to get a music book called 'small-wood'...Its not expensive....If you are good in playing classical music or songs, then you are good to go.....
....After getting the book, try as much as possible to start from scratch....Know the basis...Know the do's and dont's..etc
Hmmmm this babe is something. shocked
RomanceRe: For Nairaland Girls Only by Tymax(m): 9:15pm On Aug 22, 2014
temigracie: ...Is Thomas your english name??
Something like that undecided
RomanceRe: For Nairaland Girls Only by Tymax(m): 9:14pm On Aug 22, 2014
MizMyColi:
I presume there is stove and small kerosene in the stove abi?

Okay.

Sweet potato = 100naira
Red pepper= 30naira
Onoin= 20naira
Salt= 10naira
1 egg= 30 (that one will serve as obstacle we go divide am into two)

I will even give him the remaining 10naira change.




undecided
Now this woman is amazing. You have my respect. cool
RomanceRe: For Nairaland Girls Only by Tymax(m): 9:11pm On Aug 22, 2014
temigracie: ...I ll still cook for him....So far as he s a responsible husband....I dont expect things to be rosy always....when things are kind of hard, we prove we r women of virtue by sticking to him. Although,its not easy... It takes the grace of God....
Too incredible to be possible.
RomanceRe: Do You Think Your Crush Likes You? by Tymax(m): 9:02pm On Aug 22, 2014
MizMyColi: shocked shocked shocked Okay. Sheybi ah can go now?
grin grin grin okay.

Watching her leave. wink cool
RomanceRe: Do You Think Your Crush Likes You? by Tymax(m): 8:39pm On Aug 22, 2014
MizMyColi: Oya Take 90 degrees grin
Half hug? angry abeg give me full sontin Joor

(Grabs her closer for full hug) grin
RomanceRe: Slim Guy And A Chubby Lady...whats Your Opinion? by Tymax(m): 6:11pm On Aug 22, 2014
andromida: Don't let them get to you. Stay focused cool
What? undecided angry OP you should influence your babe positively. Don't listen to fat women like Andromida grin tongue
RomanceRe: Do You Think Your Crush Likes You? by Tymax(m): 6:08pm On Aug 22, 2014
MizMyColi: What else? huh huh
cheesy
cheesy
cheesy
No hug? grin
RomanceRe: Slim Guy And A Chubby Lady...whats Your Opinion? by Tymax(m): 4:34pm On Aug 22, 2014
kuyola: Think you have a point.....maybe i'll advise her to do some routines in order for me to be able to carry her too
Very important cool Carrying your babe is a thing of joy. Don't let her take it from you. grin
RomanceRe: Do You Think Your Crush Likes You? by Tymax(m): 4:32pm On Aug 22, 2014
MizMyColi: Okay. Noted. smiley
Just noted? angry undecided
RomanceRe: List Of Girls I Have A Crush On Nl by Tymax(m): 4:28pm On Aug 22, 2014
BoboYekini: Maturity and astuteness how? angry Abeg free the guy let him express himself. Not everyone is repressed na. tongue
akinlex: uncountable bajinotu for u my real G
Joor o! grin grin grin cool

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RomanceRe: Slim Guy And A Chubby Lady...whats Your Opinion? by Tymax(m): 4:17pm On Aug 22, 2014
Used to like chubby ladies but changed my mind. Now it's medium/slim ladies for me. I need to be able carry my babe. Don't like stress. grin
RomanceRe: Do You Think Your Crush Likes You? by Tymax(m): 4:11pm On Aug 22, 2014
Tallesty1: Install like calculator on your phone, enter his name and yours then press calculate. The result will tell you if he likes you or not.
And she'll get "ERROR"
RomanceRe: Do You Think Your Crush Likes You? by Tymax(m): 4:06pm On Aug 22, 2014
MizMyColi:
I try not to think of anyone I'm crushing on. How much more reach out.
Yes, I'd rather die in silence. I have my reasons though.

#NoPride
I won't bite na wink grin
RomanceRe: Forget About Nice Girls, I Like My Women Crazy by Tymax(m): 1:53pm On Aug 22, 2014
temigracie: ...lol...Its like you want me to descend on you....
...Today is your lucky day sha...
...BTW, ayam a crazy geh ooo.....hmmm, mayb borderline btw crazy and nice sha....
grin
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Give A Score Of 9 For This Artwork .. by Tymax(m): 1:37pm On Aug 22, 2014
Beautiful. I appreciate that "biscuit" concept. Great works man.
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Stab Eachother In The Back? by Tymax(m): 1:21pm On Aug 22, 2014
Pretenders, the whole lot of them. angry

They'd be smiling...

Meanwhile, one is thinking in her mind: "Oh! I just hate you! You're so pretty it hurts. And your bf is so handsome. I hate you. Wish I could break your nose."

The other is thinking: "I see the way you look at me, b*tch! You are lucky we are in public. Why should you have a sexy figure? Not fair. I wish I could shoot u!"

...Then they hug each other. Sneaky. Smh undecided
RomanceRe: The Kind Of Self Confidence That Attracts Women by Tymax(m): 1:12pm On Aug 22, 2014
okparaugo: Seriously, if you want to have one new girl visit you everyday dont love any of them and they will keep coming.

That's the formula. The moment you love one, others will stop coming and that one you love will start her shakara..
cheesy cheesy cheesy

Prof! I hail o!
RomanceRe: What Would U Do? by Tymax(m): 1:04pm On Aug 22, 2014
Chris Brown has said it all.

Shameless cheat. angry

Guy, dump her àss ASAP. She is not worthy of your attention. and care. Sever all ties with her and don't look back.

If you let her stay, she would carry out a more daring escapade; maybe this time with someone close to you. "Stolen water is sweet" to her, so you must disabuse that disloyal creature. angry angry angry

undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Married Men Cheat? by Tymax(m): 12:52pm On Aug 22, 2014
When all these single ladies won't leave them alone. angry

Some evil chics even claim to prefer married men cos they are "more caring and responsible" than single dudes.

Rabbish! angry
RomanceRe: Forget About Nice Girls, I Like My Women Crazy by Tymax(m): 12:35pm On Aug 22, 2014
temigracie: .......i piri u,sir....later u ll start speaking grammar about girls on NL....
I wrote "sometimes" na. Shooo?

At least you didn't deny your membership. grin
RomanceRe: Forget About Nice Girls, I Like My Women Crazy by Tymax(m): 11:58am On Aug 22, 2014
temigracie: ...later u ll c dem opening threads condemning girls especially d crazy ones.....
See one of them... grin

I like crazy gals sometimes. Sometimes o.
EducationRe: Nigerian Teenage Scientists Develops Cure For Mouth Odour, Wins Award by Tymax(m): 9:55am On Aug 22, 2014
Walnut? Wow! Simple solutions to big problems. What a wonderful world.

Kudos to those teens. grin
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Tymax(m): 9:44am On Aug 22, 2014
Me and Mrs Jones - Michael Bublé

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