₦airaland Forum

MizMyColi: I'm a Nigerian.
Nice meeting you Ty.

Lol. So u be naija babe. Hmmmm. I've heard so much about u ladies

MizMyColi: Hehehehehe.....
Yeah that's my baby face



I dey oo. Are you Ibo or a Nigerian?

Baby I'm a Yoruba guy

Don't allow her o! She get mission.

MizMyColi: Infamous BullCrap

So this is ya face...

Nne wassup.

marieolae: Some things are OBVIOUS lies. But u are deceiving yourself. Ur trying to convince urself that she is saying the truth. Life is too short for dis

Just a warning: If it takes an expensive gift to get her attention then my brother, she is not the girl of your dreams. She's a nightmare waiting to happen.

Just be there for her emotionally. Dazall!

farano: They won't tell you the truth @op

Ladies can't handle the truth na. Besides, isn't it general knowledge that ladies love guys who are too good to be true?

Modeling is an easy way out for someone like him. If he is a good singer, pm me I'll see what I can do.

Happy birthday Dyt Peperempe. Original Ayounge of Nairaland.

May your days on earth be long, satisfying and blessed.
*Big hug*

Oya let's pop something!

sean123: Tymax remember u from the last post. I aint dying for her o but the whole thing still dey my head sha cant get it out despite hooking up with other girls withing the period. Did you read the post ?

I read your epistle alright. Bro, I'm beginning to think this is a spiritual case. Forget her. She's not all that na. There are many better ones around the world.

...Must be spiritual. Can't explain your fixation any other way.

andromida: The more the better now you get to learn women. Variety of sources to pick from if. This is not working you use another.

I feel this is a good thing.

Just because of woman? Na wa o.

If you like, don't face your work. They will just sack you.

Dey there....Dying for a girl who doesn't give a damn.

Rabbish.

Dump her fast. Don't let her beat you to it man!

MizMyColi: Bae, ah no want again sef

Hmmm, it's like I'm too romantic

temigracie: ...lol...av u watched or seen 'a thousand words'...its quite interesting too....

Chai! That movie's funny too. But "Life" still stands higher for me o.

temigracie: ...lol...ayam coming ooo....wanna sterilize it first .....shud i sharpen it too, Doctor Tymax

Sharpen everything sharpen-able

THIS IS WAR

MizMyColi:

*Peeps into thread*

"Temigracie and tymax aren't here, ah, thank heavens"

Okay, I could use some anonymous feet massage from an (m) o

It's important I don't see your face or moniker, I'd become fragile

Progress?

Nurse Temi! Please pass me the mallet I want to re-arrange someone's bones.

[Clears throat]
Madam, please submit your feet for massage.

temigracie: ...lol...ayam missing u ooo....hope ur hand is soft sha...hope its not like iron-sponge...

Well, even though my palms are rough like sandpaper, u won't feel it cos I will be cooing as I work the tense muscles of your feet.

temigracie: ...ll u now disappear to my aoz n massage my feet ni??....yeye dey smell...

Expect me

andromida: What is soo hard about this list?

Baby, this is not the only list.

The ever growing list... Una no dey tire? Can't you ladies make things easy for us Is it too difficult to be simple?

Ezedon: The first thing i noticed in woman is her physical stature, that is what will bring me closer to her

Gbam! First and foremost. Dazzall!

Don't mind the OP. He just copied and pasted everything without tailoring it to suit his readers.

numericalguy: Why are you sounding like a pained person na.
Did he not also purchase the ring with money?
If he has the money and the girl is cool with it, why not
some good girls are worth many many cars sef. better stay away from all those chewing gum girls you are hanging out with.


Abeg free somebody jare

Hehehe bro, if I no vex, who will?

How many times a month must someone be dying for this married bros sef? ehn?

Single men like us dey here still on still una go dey follow.... I go close my account o!

MizMyColi: Better speak your mind

MizMyColi:


I'd be frustrated out of the relationship.
Yeah, in the beginning, it might seem cool that we have enough money to go round, but in little or no time, it would start feeling like my whole world is coming apart. I'd lack peace and joy.

Even though I continue spending the money, I'd be so miserable from within that, it'll get to a stage where he has no option than let me go (even though we still love each other)

Call me weird, but I turn out that way whenever my core values (the ones that make me) are upturned.

hmmm

See hustle

Why will a guy propose with a car? Isn't that manipulative? Are you hoping to purchase her commitment? Have things become so bad that you need to secure her heart with a car?

I'm sure many ladies will jump at it.

Tallesty1: and girls that get attached so quickly. Feminists are no no too

Ah! Feminists are a special brand of headache. No go there o!