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really? no I ain't using dat. |
hmmmmm? OK let's see |
motigbo |
end time church, end time pastor. |
But wait, how many weeks will it take INEC to
conduct an election in an 8 local government
state? What are they waiting for? What does d
electoral law say about situation like dis? Or is
d federal government up to something? can any one help me out? |
Eldorado01:lols |
lordcornel:na so |
9niceguy:lolz |
Artless360:yes sir |
days my governor...... |
Its an essential part of the male body, but here are some facts you might never have heard about the testicles. 1). why the testicles hangs outside d body. Testicles hang outside of the body because the ideal temperature for sperm production is one to two degrees lower than typical body temperature. When the boys get cold, they snuggle up closer to the body. When they’re hot they hang lower. 2). Testicles are responsible for babies and manly behaviour. Testicles do two things: Manufacture sperm (about 100 million per release!) and create testosterone. Depending how high or low it is, a man’s testosterone level explains macho characteristics like muscle mass, facial hair and -- you guessed it -- those hurtful comments. 3). Ladies, you can tell when he's going to orgasm by looking at his testicles. Testicles elevate just before ejaculation and actually make direct contact with the body at the moment of truth. Interestingly, in approximately 85 percent of men the right testicle rises before the left one. At least partial elevation has to happen or, ahem, the baby will not burp, if you know what we mean. 4). Testicle can double in size during sex. If he’s having the kind of sex that makes him forget his name, his testicles can increase 50 per cent in size before orgasm because the arousal fills them with blood. So remember -- double the pleasure, double the size. 5), why taking a direct hit may be hazardous. Testicles don’t have the protection of muscles and bones that most organs have, so they’re particularly vulnerable. A prolonged squeeze can cause a man to black out. A hard strike can sterilize him. While they like a lot of attention during sex, be gentle when you’re handling the family jewels so they’ll have an actual chance of spreading their seed. 6). Why A Kick In The Groin Will Make Men Hold Their Stomachs. Women have about the same amount of nerve endings in their genitals, but men have more pain receptors. Testicles have nerve endings attached to the stomach -- that’s why when men get kicked in the groin they roll around clutching their stomachs. 7). Bigger and lower. Men often have asymmetrical testicles where one is bigger or hangs lower. Interestingly, the left testicle is more likely to be larger or hang lower inside the scrotum. Just like women with slightly mismatched breasts or labia that hang asymmetrically, men often have their own genital Picassos. , lastly, Record.The largest human scrotum was 132 pounds. Allegedly, former U.S. President Lyndon B. Johnson once special ordered a pair of pants with extra room for his nuts, according to BuzzFeedBlue — a ballsy move, we can agree. source: www.wdish.com/life/15-things-you-didnt-know-about-testicles-should www.medicaldaily.com/two-kind-7-oddball-facts-about-testicles-will-make-you-turn-your-head-and-cough-306022 |
like play like play....... |
hmmmmmmmmmm! |
I don't believe it........ |
dis plot is not for sale |
this land is not for sale...... |
I second the op's motion...... |
WASHINGTON, D.C. (NEWSWATCH33) – NASA has confirmed that the Earth will experience 15 days of total darkness between November 15 and November 29, 2015. The event, according to NASA, hasn’t occurred in over 1 Million years. Astronomers from NASA have indicated that the world will remain in complete darkness starting on Sunday, November 15, 2015 at 3 a.m. and will end on Monday, November 30, 2015 at 4:15 p.m. According to officials, the ” November Black Out” event will be caused by another astronomical event between Venus and Jupiter. Charles Bolden, who was appointed to head of NASA by President Obama, issued a 1000 page document explaining the event to the White House. we don't know yet what the intensity will be like in Africa. But be prepared. Don't be caught unawares. source: https://newswatch33.com/science/nasa-confirms-earth-will-experience-15-days-of-complete-darkness-in-november-2015/ |
I watched CNN documentary on sex slavery in the
USA, I am compelled to say that many of the
girls who became victims were promised a life of
heaven on earth. Today, someone sent me this
We need to teach our daughters that, there are
five (5) main dresses a woman should wear in her
lifetime.
These are:
1. School uniform
2. Matriculation gown
3. Graduation gown
4. Wedding gown
5. Maternity dress
Let our daughters know this too;
That if any girl skips the second dress, she will
not get to wear the third one.
Our daughters must not rush to wear the fifth
dress just because a man has promised them the
fourth...
...More so, the fourth one fits better and more
prestigious if worn before the fifth dress.
If you choose to circulate this message, it will
change the future of our young ladies. |
Looking inside an anthill you most have been
thrown in awe the architectural masterpiece that
is the interior of an
anthill. Anthill are properly ventilated to allow the
passage of air in and out.
They build underground bunkers to
guarantee security of the queen, just like
developed countries build for security reasons.
The way this tiny creatures construct their hill is
truly a "next level architecture". Without much ado, permit me to share with you 8 life lessons we can learn from social insects. (Using termites as a case study). 1). The first important lesson to learn from termites is the power of unison. They are individually powerless, but by heaping their efforts together, they are able to accomplish their anthill construction project. As humans, if we cultivate the spirit of togetherness, their is nothing we can't achieve. 2). They are orderly. I know we must have seen a group of insects moving towards a target before, this tiny creatures knows exactly what to do at the right time, like soldiers on parade they don't bend the line. 3). They believe in division of labour. Ever wondered how tiny termites build their hill? Everyone do their part to ensures the job is done. 4). They perform their duties diligently. They are not lazy, Without being told, everyone perform their duties within the colonies, unlike humans, they never wait to be told before they swing into action. A worker, a soldier and even the queen performs their duties without being told to do so. 5). They are not interested in taking the glory, everything they do is for the collective glory of their colony. This is one distinct characteristic that distinguish humans and insects, while humans tend to enjoy praises from fellow humans, termites performs because they believe in the ultimate goal of the colony. 6). They plan for tomorrow. Insects understands that it will be more difficult to burrow during the dry season, they store up food during the raining season, there by, sustaining themselves through the dry season. We humans should learn from special feature. 7). They are not selfish. They find food and inform others. Unlike humans, the moment we discover an opportunity, we don't want others to know it. . Termites are focused and courageous, which
is
why they are likely to bite you when you mess up
with their programme. They are confident enough to
wage wars against humans and any other person
messing or trying to mess up with their affairs. It
doesn’t matter to them that the humans they are
biting can squash them in seconds. Humans can
also learn from termites that no matter how
strong your opponent is, you can’t just sit
indolently and let them destroy you.Am Dayo Adegoke and what I do is write. Thanks and God bless you. Reference: https:// owachgiu./2013/10/26/focussed- and-proactive-lessons-we-can-learn-from-termites/ Moving out of the shadows- by Dayo Adegoke. |
Looking inside an anthill you most have been thrown in awe the architectural masterpiece that is the interior of an anthill. Anthill are properly ventilated to allow the passage of air in and out. They build underground bunkers to guarantee security of the queen, just like developed countries build for security reasons. The way this tiny creatures construct their hill is truly a "next level architecture". Without much ado, permit me to share with you 8 life lessons we can learn from social insects. (Using termites as a case study). 1). The first important lesson to learn from termites is the power of unison. They are individually powerless, but by heaping their efforts together, they are able to accomplish their anthill construction project. As humans, if we cultivate the spirit of togetherness, their is nothing we can't achieve. 2). They are orderly. I know we must have seen a group of insects moving towards a target before, this tiny creatures knows exactly what to do at the right time, like soldiers on parade they don't bend the line. 3). They believe in division of labour. Ever wondered how tiny termites build their hill? Everyone do their part to ensures the job is done. 4). They perform their duties diligently. They are not lazy, Without being told, everyone perform their duties within the colonies, unlike humans, they never wait to be told before they swing into action. A worker, a soldier and even the queen performs their duties without being told to do so. 5). They are not interested in taking the glory, everything they do is for the collective glory of their colony. This is one distinct characteristic that distinguish humans and insects, while humans tend to enjoy praises from fellow humans, termites performs because they believe in the ultimate goal of the colony. 6). They plan for tomorrow. Insects understands that it will be more difficult to burrow during the dry season, they store up food during the raining season, there by, sustaining themselves through the dry season. We humans should learn from special feature. 7). They are not selfish. They find food and inform others. Unlike humans, the moment we discover an opportunity, we don't want others to know it. . Termites are focused and courageous, which iswhy they are likely to bite you when you mess up with their programme. They are confident enough to wage wars against humans and any other person messing or trying to mess up with their affairs. It doesn’t matter to them that the humans they are biting can squash them in seconds. Humans can also learn from termites that no matter how strong your opponent is, you can’t just sit indolently and let them destroy you. Am Dayo and what I do is write. Thanks and God bless you. Reference: https://owachgiu./2013/10/26/focussed-and-proactive-lessons-we-can-learn-from-termites/ Moving out of the shadows- by Dayo Adegoke. |
Oshoko giving Buhari running nose since 1867..... |
womeeeeeeeeeen! I trow away salute o |
fact.... |
“Nigeria will be the place where all of the examples will be set for the rest of Africa. We are really looking forward to that.’’ I hope so.......for your own sake....FTC. |
Rip......... |
Ha! Hilarious |
. Ftc hmm hmm, ok we dey wait. Nigeria n corruption walks hand in hand. |
Yet he lost an election to an HND holder. |
before nko? |
, lastly, Record.