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To commemorate this year children's day, let's share d funniest/most hilarious questions a child ever asked u from their pure curious heart.

The most hilarious question my kid sister ever asked me when I hugged my mum was: why are u hugging my mom, is she your mum also?

Those who have served or are still serving in ondo should come in here n pre-orientate us about d state. D camp n all dat.

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Sahara reporter has released d phone numbers of ministers. Since Solomon Dalong is d minister for youths n sport I think we should let him know what we are going through. Let's keep texting him cos he might not pick d calls. At least if he gets 1000 text mssgs 2day alone. This are his numbers as released by Sahara reporter : 08037877267 and 08051326951.

Falana na apchit na.

A school teacher, Ayodele Grace , on Wednesday returned to the coffers of Ekiti State Government, the sum of ₦101,000 wrongly paid to her, as rural and core subject allowance.

The News Agency of Nigeria(NAN) reports that Grace, who teaches in Ikere-Ekiti, was wrongly credited with the money meant for those teaching in rural schools and those taking core subjects in public secondary schools. According to a press statement by the Chief Press Secretary to the Governor, Idowu Adelusi, Grace sent a text message to the governor when she got the alert from her bank, and told the governor she was not entitled to the allowance. The elated Fayose, who thereafter hosted Grace and her husband in his office as mark of appreciation, was said to have told the teacher that he was surprised at her level of honesty.
After the first text message, she sent me another reminder that the money was still in her account and that she did not know how to get it returned to government’s coffers. I decided to call her to thank her for her honest act; I promised to reward her with N50,000, but I was again surprised when she said she would not take the monetary reward.
I asked her what she wanted and she said her husband was unemployed and would not mind if I could assist in that area. This is the virtue of a good woman and wife. I decided then that her husband will be given employment by the state government. This woman should be celebrated. The other time some teachers were accused of using their students as child labourers, we cried out, so when a teacher has done something commendable too we must let the world know that,” Fayose was quoted as saying. According to the statement, the state’s Head of Service was immediately mandated by the governor to perfect the employment papers of Grace’s husband.
“He has been given employment by the state government with immediate effect. “I am using this medium to call on other teachers, who ut and return same

I know dis will make front page.

Blood of mary!!!!!!!!! I dont knw wot dis is o, I beg wetin Be dis?

1). Complement vs Compliment To complement something means to supplement it. To compliment somebody means to praise them.
2). Pills vs Tablets Pills are small, round, and you take them orally. Tablets encompass all pills plus medicines of other shapes.
3). Dual vs Duel Dual means having two parts whereas a duel is a fight between two people.
4). Crocodile vs Alligator. This is a bit of a simplification, but crocodiles have v-shaped snouts and alligators have u-shaped snouts.
5). Effect vs Affect An effect is a change which is the result of an action, to affect something means to make a difference to it (an affect can have an effect)
6). Convince vs Persuade To convince someone is to make them believe something is true. To persuade them is to talk them into doing something.
7). Advise vs Advice To advise is to offer suggestions while advice is guidance offered with regard to prudent action.
Aid vs Aide Aid is assistance given. An aide is someone who assists (an aide gives aid).
9). Ascent vs Assent An ascent is an upward movement. To assent means to agree.
10). Amused vs Bemused If someone is amused then they are entertained. If they are bemused then they are bewildered.
Source: list25.com/25-confusing-word-pairs-that-seem-to-be-similar-but-arent/

Fantastic!!!!!!!!!!! I will try dis

wetin be her own? peace is d most important thing after all. the first to apologize is usually d most matured. so shut d Bleep up.

fantastic

mhhhheeeeeeeennn! Kai!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the good old days.

dont blame dis man, he's a politician, he don't say what he means n don't mean what he says.......

with God all things are possible.......

Naija, I respect us for one thing, d outstanding quality of any Nigerian is our ability to blend in any situation, it happened with NEPA, den carry light we buy generators, water no rush for pipe, we buy pumping machines, kai, peak milk own na d worst, from 50, to 70, dem dey sell am 150 now, nothing do us, we dey buy am. now fuel!!!!!!!! we shouted, now e don reach more Dan one month now o, we kuku dey manage dey buy am. on dis note, I want to say a big shout out to all Nigerians. one love my people. nothing do us, we go survive!

dis one na dullardino oooooo. lol

this is not good.

cee001:
I hear u

ur own dey full bucket?

[quote author=Bishiie post=41050469][/quote]na so o

minasota:
Plz what's sperm? I really want to learn, hope there is one in the house to enlighten me!

those watery guys dat comes flowing down there. lolz

kossyablaze:
Dey can stay up to 23yrs wen freezed

under the required conditions, yes.

the truth they say is scary n it pinches like thorns. that's d truth.

buuuuuuhhhaaaaaahhhhhh! na so o. e just dey dash ppk monie any how. kai dis ppl don eat Nigeria's destiny.

last time we discussed about scrotum, today permit me to discuss with you, facts u may not know about the male reproductive sex cells (sperm)

1) •Sperm Factory
Although there’s a large turnover of sperm, the
latest studies suggest that sperm takes more
than two whole months to form.

2) •Mister Acrosome, Tear Down This Wall!
Sperm wears a helmet that allows it to fertilize
the egg. The helmet is called an acrosome.
When the sperm hits the egg the acrosome
releases chemicals that melt the surface of the
egg so that the sperm can enter.

3) •One Testicle is A-OK
If someone is born without a testicle, or there is
an accident, that person can still conceive. In
fact, the other testicle usually grows in order to
compensate. Lance Armstrong has had two
naturally conceived children since he lost a
testicle to cancer.

4) •Father-to-Son
The Y chromosome is the chromosome that
makes a male a male. Every other chromosome
in the body is a combination of your mother’s
genes and father’s genes, but the Y chromosome
cannot be mixed. So a male’s Y chromosome is
identical his father’s Y chromosome, and his
father’s Y chromosome, and so on.

5) Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop
Women are born with all the eggs they will
ever have and usually in their middle age
they’re done being fertile. Men, on the other
hand, are always producing sperm. Of course,
the quality of the sperm does degenerate a bit
with age.

6) •The Sperm is Just the Vehicle
We often think we’re a sperm/egg combination
that grew. But the sperm is irrelevant.
Researchers kill the sperm when creating test-
tube babies and then they inject the dead
sperm into the egg. The DNA inside the sperm
is the only thing the egg needs.

7) •The Entire Population of Brazil
Each ejaculation is only about half of a
teaspoon. Not much, right? Actually, there are
200 million sperm in each ejaculation and all
of them are competing to fertilize the egg.
That’s two-thirds of the population of the
United States!

Sperm is different from semen.
The primary difference between sperm
and semen is that sperm are the actual sex
cells, whereas semen is the fluid in which the
sperm are located. Both of these are necessary
for the successful reproduction of human
beings.

source: positivemed.com/2015/01/06/10-facts-didnt-know-sperm/

that's what we call change. drum don change beat don change n dance must change na.

I smell lies.

bhuaaaaaaahhhh! isn't dis funny?

there's nothing too big for God to do

again?

1) "Facetious" is the only word in the English language that has all the vowels in alphabetical order.
2) The relatively unknown third founder of Apple, Ronald Wayne, sold his 10% share for $800 in 1976.
3) Although Saudi Arabia is covered in sand, the sand is of such low quality that for construction projects, sand has to be imported from places like Australia.
4) Australia also provides Saudi Arabia with camels because Saudi camels are not good for meat
5) Did you know that there's a difference between a graveyard and a cemetery? Graveyards are attached to churches while cemeteries stand alone.
6) The word "bookkeeper" and its derivatives is the only words in the English language to have 3 consecutive sets of double letters
7) The continent with the highest average education level is Antarctica (only researchers live there)
People who suffer from prosopagnosia can't recognize faces.
9) Did you know that Caskets and coffins are different? Caskets are square while coffins are tapered at the head and the foot
10) New Zealander Nigel Richards won the 2015 French Scrabble Championship. The crazy part? He doesn't speak French. Even crazier? Nigel corrected his opponent when he put down a non-existent word.
source: www.list25.com

We’ve all had that moment where someone says something that makes you stop and think. Not necessarily a fact or anything, although it could be, but more like an idea, or a concept. It’s that aha moment where you realize something completely obvious but you never really thought about it before in that exact way. For example, did you know that you will be the last person to die in your lifetime?
1) You will never actually see yourself. Only representations or a flipped image in a mirror.
2) For a brief moment, you were the youngest person on the entire planet
3) Your age is the number of times you have orbited the sun.
4) The human brain also doesn't know how the human brain actually works. why? because you are using the brain to understand the brain.
5) According to the human brain, the human brain is the most complex thing known to man
6) If identical twin sisters married identical twin brothers and had kids, those kids would be siblings, genetically speaking
7) Since you were an embryo, your heart has not stopped beating. It has been pumping non-stop, 24/7, since before you were even born
You always see your nose but your brain just filters it out (you won't see it again in a few seconds)
9) You don't actually clean things in the sense of most people think of. You only get other things dirty.
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