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U're indeed a zombie #Idiot

Cry ke? I can't even spell cry talk more of tears

1st lay low,
2nd stay away from guys 4 d tym bein.
Buh it seems u're simple minded though...!

#EyanHushPuppiRay

ephi123:
Because you are a "typical guy" who has no sense. Shhh and goan take a seat somewhere. Likely a fraudster defending his compatriot.

my dear, starve distraction & feed focus on how 2 be rich like him. ANUOFIA...!

ephi123:
Source of wealth: Nil. No info.
But I trust Nigerians, they will still worship him nonetheless.

because u're a fool 2 judge his source of income

Can't wait 4 friday night coronation dinner. #AreYouWatchingSpurs #KeepTheBlueFlagFlyingHigh

metrosexual:
For guys, here are some "Bro Codes" that define true friendship:

- Bros before hoes – A ‘hoe’ is defined as any woman that is not your wife or any other direct family.

- Whether a Bro is into sports or not, a Bro picks a team and supports them until his dying breath.

- If a bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when fully grown.


- A bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his bro’s are doing it as well.

- If his girlfriend asks you about where he is, you know nothing – nothing at all. Keep his whereabouts to yourself, hang up and warn him.

- If a bro is unable to pitch in money for beer,
other bros shall cover him. He shall not be deprived of the holy potion.

- A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks among
Bros

- A Bro ALWAYS enhances another Bro’s job description when introducing him.

- If two Bros get into a heated argument over something and one says something out of line, the other shall not expect him to take it back or apologize, that’s what women do.

- A bro never sends a birthday card to another bro.

- A Bro shows up at another Bro’s party with at least one more unit of alcohol than he plans to drink.

- The mum of a Bro is always off-limits.

- If a Bro discovers another Bro has forgotten to sign out of his Facebook/Twitter the Bro will sign out for him, but only after many many humiliating updates.

- A Bro shall not damage another Bros’ chances to score with a chick.

- A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call, text or email in a timely fashion.

- A bro never gives another bro the silent treatment.


- There are four things about your bro that you must respect in all conditions – his house, his parents, his girlfriend and most important of all, his car.

- You just cannot get involved with your bro's mother or sister. It is one of the biggest violations of the bro code. A step mother whom he hates is still okay.

- You will do whatever it takes to make your bro look like a superhero in front of others. If he is bad at a certain sport you're playing, you play weak and save his image.

- When a Bro wants to do something stupid, first you try to talk the Bro out of it. If they still want to do it, you film it.

- A Bro doesn't un-friend his Bro on Facebook.

- A Bro DOES NOT choose his own nickname. A nickname is bestowed upon you by your fellow bros, either as a punishment or a reward for epic deeds.

- A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you.

- Bros take care of their fellow bros when they have too much to drink.

- A bro never shows or tells a crazy chick where his fellow bro lives or stays, only that bro can subject himself to that grief.

- When a Bro has a kid, his Bros become honorary uncles.

- Bro’s don’t pout for photos.

- When Bro’s hug, they do not close their eyes and/or rest their head on the other bro’s shoulder.

-If you catch your bro’s girl cheating you immediately tell your bro regardless of any possible shitstorm that may arise.

- Bro’s don’t share details about their “little bro” with other bro’s.

- Single Bro’s always try and sit with one seat between them in case any ladies come along that don’t have anywhere to sit.

- A bro cannot give another bro a Teddy bear.

- When playing or responding to a prank, a Bro’s car is off limits.

- At a Bro’s funeral, all other bro’s toast with the deceased’s drink of choice


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bro. I envy ur bro's code of conduct. Spot on...!

My girlfriend is 7yrs older than me! So wat abt dat?

I don't giv a f***, cos u know wat? Am short of f***s...!

ritzyvic1:
Go and become a comedian. Stop wasting your talent on other addiction

& how's dat ur biz? Onuku

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#Backlash

iamawara:
Them wan bring am back to life Ni abi .? What did they discuss at d meeting self? Afonjazz be killing them selves any how. See as the,m send this man go heaven like VTU. RIP

just lyk dat

dyabman:
That isn't Oshogbo , It's Ede

correct

Correct!

Efe is a dead rapper

U cal dat garage airport? Go to UAE & See d definition of airport