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Foreign Affairs / Re: Syrian Refugees Rescued Nigerian From Fire! by typumps: 2:13pm On Jul 17, 2017
I read it all and it really a sad incident. I pray we don't experience fire outbreak. The shock alone can't kill not to talk of that long building. I don't blame seun for being selfish, at that point it every man for himself.

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Crime / Re: Man's Intestines Ripped Out After Being Stabbed By Thieves In Bauchi.Graphic Pic by typumps: 4:08pm On Jul 15, 2017
Please Lord save him, amen

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh: I Am A Proud Born Again Christian by typumps: 1:51pm On Jul 12, 2017
Fresca:
This tonto na big MUMU.ODE.OLOSHO

Her name means "FOOL" in Spanish.

And in Portuguese it means "CRAZY"

And on behalf of most Nigerians I can say that she is representing her name very well.
Abeg she de owe you money?? Abi she steal your husband, why all d insult
Politics / Re: Saraki Swears In Ademola Adeleke As Osun-West Senator by typumps: 1:41pm On Jul 12, 2017
The topic should be looter saraki Swearing in a new looters, I keep wondering whether there is no other politician in osun state, imagine someone that doesn't know about politics just came and won.

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Romance / Re: Man Holds His Lady's Butt In Pre-Wedding Photos by typumps: 8:47am On Jul 10, 2017
That one outward thing the guy love from the woman, the yansh go de sweet the guy

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Politics / Re: Paul Arkwright Visits Saraki In African Outfit (Photos) by typumps: 6:27pm On Jul 07, 2017
So make we fry pap?? Saraki must go
Politics / Re: Magu: AGF Malami Should Be Sacked For Insubordination To Osinbajo - Sagay by typumps: 9:31am On Jul 07, 2017
[quote author=xcolanto post=58204710]I have no idea why the executhieves are hell bent on confirming magu as efcc boss! For crying out loud, magu is not the only "saint" we have in Nigeria. So they mean if magu is indisposed then the efcc would not function again? Fighting corruption is not an individual based job but an institutionalized based requirement. Putting one man at the fore front of this whole corruption fight seems fishy and suspicious.

While the last administration was strengthen institutions this present one is strengthen magu!
Indeed wonders shall never end, let's watch this movie to the end because at the end, the institutions last while the individual moves ahead.
This government never learns, they might end up removing magu after all this drama as they are known for going back to their vomits. cry[/quote
This statement shows you have no brain at all
Politics / Re: Magu: AGF Malami Should Be Sacked For Insubordination To Osinbajo - Sagay by typumps: 9:29am On Jul 07, 2017
xcolanto:
I have no idea why the executhieves are hell bent on confirming magu as efcc boss! For crying out loud, magu is not the only "saint" we have in Nigeria. So they mean if magu is indisposed then the efcc would not function again? Fighting corruption is not an individual based job but an institutionalized based requirement. Putting one man at the fore front of this whole corruption fight seems fishy and suspicious.

While the last administration was strengthen institutions this present one is strengthen magu!
Indeed wonders shall never end, let's watch this movie to the end because at the end, the institutions last while the individual moves ahead.
This government never learns, they might end up removing magu after all this drama as they are known for going back to their vomits. cry
This statement of yours shows you have no brain at all. You don't know politics that why the thieves keep scamming us.

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Education / Re: Mo Fayose Bags Vice Chancellor's Medal Award From UK University(photos) by typumps: 7:24pm On Jul 06, 2017
She is fayose younger sister, just used dad as a respect for him
Crime / Re: Husband Impregnates Housemaid, Strangles 8-month-old Pregnant Wife To Death by typumps: 7:18pm On Jul 06, 2017
People are wicked
Education / Re: UNILAG Responds To A Post About Professor That Flogged Students On Nairaland by typumps: 7:15pm On Jul 06, 2017
But seriously some students need to be flog, I know it not right tho. About the school saying they will check into it, they should be deceiving themselves because I know this isn't the first time such have happened in the school
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Too Close To Her Reverend Father by typumps: 10:55pm On Jul 04, 2017
Syphax:

You are talking about a man that can buy your entire village. I no blame you.
My dad doesn't have a 4 o'clock eyes like you.
You been able to see well is the 8th wonder of the world.
Oga why you lieing, oga why you lieing, why you fucking lieing.

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Culture / Re: Oba Adeyemi Adediran Ordained As Pastor 13 Years After His Coronation (Photos) by typumps: 10:48pm On Jul 04, 2017
When Jesus says yes, which gods dare says no

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Celebrities / Re: Seun Egbegbe Pictured With His Daughter For The First Time by typumps: 10:47pm On Jul 04, 2017
Congrats, more babies to come
Politics / Re: APC Thugs With Weapons Arrested In Osun State (Photos) by typumps: 10:41pm On Jul 04, 2017
Lol next week they Will be released, they are not criminals, they are saint as far as it is APC they are supporting and fighting for. They are the righteous son, the gun was planted by PDP thugs.

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Crime / Re: “Rate Of Kidnapping Has Dropped Since The Arrest Of Evans” - Nigerian Police by typumps: 9:44am On Jul 03, 2017
Lol this celebrity again, this guy na real bado, olamide na fake
Crime / Re: Arrested Badoo Gang Suspects Getting Screened By Police (photos) by typumps: 9:41am On Jul 03, 2017
Is this not funny, how will you screen a criminal? Is it an audition.Imagine someone like Evan in the midst and you want to screen him, they would have failed, are they Merlin that they will know if they are criminal, not all criminal have bad looks, instead they interrogate them

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Celebrities / Re: Princess Olivia: Charly Boy’s Granddaughter Graduates With First Class (Photos) by typumps: 10:40pm On Jun 30, 2017
Congrats dear.

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Politics / Re: Ben Murray-bruce And His Family At The BET Awards (Photos) by typumps: 6:50pm On Jun 26, 2017
Na this kind lady suppose de fall on me not banana. Baby fall on me cos I love love love you.

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Politics / Re: Ambassador Frank Efeduma's Son Is Dead (Photos) by typumps: 9:37am On Jun 21, 2017
RIP bro. What a sad thing. We that are alive should worrship God more And more. The worst thing is to lose heaven

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Religion / Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by typumps: 8:49pm On Jun 20, 2017
He is my friend's friend. Surprise when he told me, he told me the guy is a popular guy in agbor he is love by everyone over there. He talks and gist well. God is awesome

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Politics / Re: I May Be Arrested Soon – Dino Melaye Cries Out by typumps: 11:10am On Jun 10, 2017
HAH:
Love or hate him Dino Melaye is the most vibrant member of the national assembly both house of reps and senate.

We say no to rubber stamp legislature which the executive want

By the way the legislature is the difference between military and democratic government cos in the former too there is executive and judiciary, as such the legislature is the symbol of democracy and most be defended not to be errand boys of the president like how most of our state assemblies have turned in the hands of governors.

Most criticism toward Dino melaye is out of envy due to his outspoken nature or flamboyancy which is not a crime
Have u seen how senseless Nigerian are, so because he is outspoken,he can't be arrested. Why do we support corruption, when will you guys be wise, this people take us as a fool, see this comment now, isn't it obvious that we are
Celebrities / Re: Davido: I Love Gin And Blow Jobs - Singer Reveals In New Interview by typumps: 11:21pm On Jun 06, 2017
Just imagine this poo, if Davido said 1 billion for Mouth Action from both girls and boys, will u do It. Like if u will do it and share if u won't
Politics / Re: "No One Can Point At A Single Lie From Me" - Lai Mohammed by typumps: 4:04pm On Jun 04, 2017
Lies lies lies
Jokes Etc / NYSC Joke by typumps: 7:45pm On May 20, 2017
* Sokoto NYSC Camp*

Hausa looking soldier : Kei, run to the Parade ground!!

Corper: abi weerey le le yi(is this one mad)

Hausa looking soldier : ki lo so (what did you say)

Corper:

Nairaland / General / Re: My Father Killed This Python Last Night After It Killed A Hen by typumps: 10:10am On May 20, 2017
Snake and nairaland, please give me space, let me faint

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Crime / Re: Lagos Police Rescue A White Man From Kidnappers by typumps: 10:59pm On May 13, 2017
If it were to be a Nigerian kidnap, they won't do anything, they won't be as smart as this. Well kudos to them
Politics / Re: Bagudu’s N20,000 Account Shocks His Kidnappers by typumps: 11:23pm On May 10, 2017
*PMB is not the problem of Nigeria*

Please read this post by VOA (Victor Okechukwu Anyaegbuna)
I repeat, PMB is not the problem of Nigeria. Take it or leave it.
So
WHO ARE THE KLEPTOCRATS?
Read this intriguing and provocative piece; yet Nigerians refuse to be provoked instead holding one man, Buhari, responsible for all their woes!
How far can you push a Nigerian before he reacts like an angry lion?
Isn't it a ridiculous mockery and insult that Nigerians are the only world citizens that when pushed to the wall, spend more energy to break the wall and cross over rather than fight back?
Read this and let's know who our real enemies and shameless oppressors are - GOVERNORS, EX-GOVERNORS, SENATORS, REPS. Can't we do something to get rid of these big thieves that use our power against us?
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
NIGERIANS WAKE UP!
A lion never shies away from a fight when it is hungry, neither does it blame the buffalo for resisting or refusing to be eaten.
How come our forefathers dared death and everything to give us a sane society?
Shaaaaaame!!!
Please endeavour to read this very interesting piece!

STATE OF THE NATION
A SELF DECEIVING COUNTRY CALLED NIGERIA

Twenty-one senators currently receiving pensions from government as ex-governors and deputy governors.

The current senators who once served as governors are Bukola Saraki of Kwara, Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso of Kano, Kabiru Gaya of Kano, Godswill Akpabio of Akwa Ibom, Theodore Orji of Abia, Abdullahi Adamu of Nasarawa, Sam Egwu of Ebonyi, Shaaba Lafiagi of Kwara, Joshua Dariye of Plateau Jonah Jang of Plateau, Aliyu Magatakarda Wamakko of Sokoto, Ahmed Sani Yarima of Zamfara, Danjuma Goje of Gombe, Bukar Abba Ibrahim of Yobe, Adamu Aliero of Kebbi, George Akume of Benue and Isiaka Adeleke of Osun.

The former deputy governors in the Senate are Ms Biodun Olujimi of Ekiti and Enyinaya Harcourt Abaribe of Abia. Danladi Abubakar Sani served as the acting governor of Taraba state.

Many former governors are also in Buhari's Cabinet as Ministers. This includes: Ngige, Fayemi, Amaechi and Fashola (SAN).).

In Akwa Ibom State, the law provides that ex governors and deputy governors receive pension equivalent to the salaries of the incumbent. The package also includes a new official car and a utility vehicle every four years; one personal aide; a cook, chauffeurs and security guards for the governor at a sum not exceeding N5 million per month and N2.5 million for his deputy governor.

In Rivers, the law provides 100 percent of annual basic salaries for the ex-governor and deputy, one residential house for the former governor “anywhere of his choice in Nigeria”; one residential house anywhere in Rivers for the deputy, three cars for the ex-governor every four years and two cars for the deputy every four years.

It is alledged that in Lagos, a former governor will get two houses, one in Lagos and another in Abuja, estimated at N500 million in Lagos and N700 million in Abuja. He also receives six new cars to be replaced every three years; a furniture allowance of 300 percent of annual salary to be paid every two years, and a N30 million pension annually for life.

This is the reality for all the 21 ex govenors and deputy governors who are currently serving as senators. This same is also true of ex governors who are now serving as Ministers.

NOW I ASK:
How many years did these guys serve their states as governors and deputy governors? Is it more than 8years? Is that a reason to be entitled to pensions for life? Even if they are entitled to pension for life, must it be so outrageous?

As if that is not enough: HOW on earth can any public servant with conscience collect salaries and allowances as a senator or minister, and still have the audacity to claim pensions equivalent to the salaries of a serving governor in Nigeria?

IT ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE......

Once you are elected a senator or appointed a minister, you must forfeit any pension accruing to you from government at any level until yo
Politics / Re: Bayo Omoboriowo Has Not Been Sacked As Buhari's Personal Photographer - Ahmaad by typumps: 10:44pm On May 06, 2017
This is really called favor, this Bayo guy is favoured o, imagine a sick president still looking out for bayo, no be for just photograph, he is blessed o
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Visits Baby Who Was Raped By Husband Of Her Mother's Friend. Photos by typumps: 10:39pm On May 06, 2017
Jesus!!!
raping a Six month baby, please what attracted such, the innocent baby that don't even know anything, that pure evil o
Health / Re: Young Man Afraid Of Injection On His Buttocks Cries (Video) by typumps: 10:34pm On May 06, 2017
NnamdiKanu:
grin give buhari that.. He needs it more...

Dead walking President


This getting out of hand, he is old enough to be a grand father, so respect him for that even if you can't respect your president

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