A woman has been known to be investigating her husbands phone always. One day after preparing dinner for her husband, she went to check d husband's phone and found some messages indicating "sweetheart" and "honey". Immediately she dashed for the dinning table where her husband was sitting and confronted him with the evidence;
Husband: (Without even looking up from his pounded yam and
egusi soup, he chuckled and said "Oh, that message,
scroll down and you'll see four or five others, If i
haven't deleted them. It's the network! I have been
getting all sorts of strange SMSs all day. They have been
having seriuos network problems since last week.

(For that he ate d biggest chicken in the plate then asked
for another cup of water to show his confidence.)

I have been trying to get one but have going thru one protocol and the other,
I would implore you go straight, how much do u intend to sell it?
I am ready when ever u are!

Hello do u also do t -shirt cresting? ( I mean customize).
If u do pls reach me back @ olurotimi_tayo@yahoo.com.
With details of hw much it cost for a pair and more.

@ poster

Y do u need so much speakers in a car, it's too much, for what, can't u see ur self.
If u really love the sound of music at that level in ur car u won't get it in this country,
but if u are determined, u can buy 1 or 2 of the latest sony music system and put it in ur booth
and i bet it with u, u would even enjoy it better than that crap in dat car.

WAHALA DEY OHHHHHHHHHH! I JUST REGISTER ONLINE FINISH, NOW! NOW!!

I heard from some source that most of the universities are using computer base post jamb exam mostly including UNILAG. UNILORIN used it last year but it was said to be from the internet and UNILAG is proposing to do this in the school premises. I have doubted this cus i dont think they have the facilities to run such for the amount of student that turns in every year. Can some1 tell me how true this is?

Sweet T:

I appreciate your concern but the the fact is that those who know exactly what's going on will never come forward to disclose the state of things. They instead send out idiots like Carfreak to defend nothing he knows about. He claim to work for CBN and his idiotic boss Soludo told the whole country that the global recession will not affect Nigeria while other countries was busy facing the reality and preparing for the worst, Soludo gave everybody false hopes now see what is happening. One of my brothers was recently having a conversation with one of the Balogun siblings in Ijebu. This is the family that knows what is happening in the Nigerian banking system because they part-owned FCMB. You will be amazed at what this guy said. The problem is not particular to intercontinental bank but industry wide. Do you know that these banks can NOT afford to lend each other money like they used to do last year to cover their short falls during inspections and when they declare fake huge profits. He claimed that some banks are in hot water that they are considering reducing work force or cutting back on salary as much as in civil service pay scale to prevent mass lay-off. Can you imagine that?? It was only Otuba Shubomi that has the nerves to come forward and tell Nigerians that all was not rosy with Nigerian banks. That idiot called governor of CBN Soludo was busy lieing to Nigerians. Some banks like Intercontinental, Finbak, Citibank e.t.c that depend heavily on foreign loans or credits in addition to colluding with Politicians are the worst affected by the global downturns. So why wonder why Intercontinental increase minimum deposits. That is why Erastus has been running from post to pillar from Oba Eko to Ife to Kwara to various governors to solicits for business. Open your eyes investors, a word is enough for the wise. No one is saying go to the bank and close your account completely but invest in them wisely.

@ SWEET T : U really served them right cus they neva knew they had lost already now coming too nairaland to twist matters for their customers who had already left. I was reading the paper yesterday <PUNCH> when i saw their sorry ass apologies, pleading for the inconvenience they had cus'd. That serves them right. See so i b GTB for life.
(Bone, Any time collect your money no wahala, savings 500 minimum, no charges of as such instead interest,e-mail alert for every transaction, monthly statement of account).

So for you new comers to nairaland from IBPLC u are very welcome, never mind what u got( it s what u caused for urself) So don't also forget to be a good nairalander and participate in other issues not just this. JJC

Hello lol,

Yes, with the full information you requested for. It seems like ain't too conversant with the internet, look, everywhere online there SCAMMERS are even here in Nairaland, so it is mostly adviced that when you need to transact anything most especially when it comes to monetry issues find out vividly who you are dealing with.
Now when it comes to the world of HYIP (High Yield Investment Program) where most scammers are trooping to due to the invisiblity of the business. Look at this following threads below for assistant in the sites you mentioned, then you would even find out that most of this sites aren't even opening again meaning they have been shut down.
http://www.talkgold.com/forum/r247054-.html
http://www.talkgold.com/forum/r249988-.html
http://www.talkgold.com/forum/r3143-.html
http://www.hyipinvestment.com/scams.php
http://www.hyip.com/scam
You too can open that www.hourlyrush.com and see for yourself, what kind of business would be providing such promise of theirs, 1 day invest $15and get 500% which is $75 even FOREX which i feel is the most liquid market i don't think you can make that much with $15 (low volume of slot size) notwithsatnding they would also have their own profit which you should also remember. For example when i browsing nairaland on a good day i saw a google ad which was highly promising, it drooled me but i had no money. What i did as usual was to search info's about the site very well and no scam result at the end of the day, then i decided to wait for the period i would get bucks up and got the details down. I was ecstatic about this, because I had to get the money by all means fast. When the money came you ask me what happened that i didn't invest again, I log on the address of site to my address bar and what i found out was ERROR PAGE!!!!! I was shocked , tried again and again and again but nothing showed up. I was happy for the fact that i had not invested my money with them which would ahve gone down the drainage "hard earned money".
So if really you have invested with these following sites you mentioned you have been SCAMMED that's why your pay refused to come.
1.www.bigbigreturn.com
2.www.restandearning.com
3.www.hourlyrush.com
4.www.150daily.com
5.www.777profit.com
6.www.inofund.net ( scam list i saw on NL)
7.www.nastla.com ( scam list i saw on NL)
Nevertheless, even with the real HYIP companies probability of not losing money is not guaranteed by them because you would be told. Basically the idea i would share with you is that only invest the money you feel if you lose there won't be too much grieve, don't also be too agitated with what you see, Then also NOTE: No business, investment, Job or any money return program also ever is 100% RISK FREE believe me, Anyone who tells you so is a SCAMMER because you should ask yourself "even to steal is it easy?"
If you are really looking for paying sites you can check
www.stoic-capital.comhttp://www.stoic-capital.com/index.php?partner=5963765769 (this which i have tried and believe to pay very well.
www.novalexfinance.com
http://www.yearprofit.com//?ref=ty_sante
http://www.geniusfunds.com
You can start with these ones first if you really are in need of HYIP, They are confirmed.







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Oga Rotexgy
I hope u never put too much for this site bcus dem be scammerss,
big time hold on for the details

OMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA no bi small tin oh!
where is dis dollar going to, and stop cus it is really shaking my online business and problem with transaction atimes. the rate today isn't d same with tomorrow. It has really been falling my hand.

may be him OR would u like to dear him!!!!

pls don't tell me u will

which company's high yield investment program did you put your e-currency in and what did they tell you there were doing with the money?

to be frank naija base something dey wrong with u , y u go joke section go drop this make u go break some ribs atleast abi u don go chop BEANS & EPA b4 u did this

@ post ----
I for say make you go take PAP since it's breakfast but na piss go dey worri u


But i'm sure if u take KOKO and BREAD or GARRI and BOLI


naija base i bet if u no pass, try am next year but dis time make sure say u use small stout, ''33'' or albukun.

And this also>

You could compare with dis! I got it from < gabng >.

@ Carnal : NO mind 190 e no know as e dey go. Make e go buy first, na body e dey look.

@ monitor Hey!!! you almost got me freaked out, Actually it seems it is the RELOADED, Y cus i don't know if you have driven one and check it out. They is this what i call Simply "A CAR" but camry hasn't got it. Camry is very flexible not holding the power of a car, too low. I mean not meant NIGERIAN ROADS. Some more to come

Which of this cars have you got? Pls kindly tell me which one powers or serves you most, OR you can just SAY how you feel about it. Toyota Camry 2008 (VOLTRON) Honda Accord 2008 (DISCUSSION RELOADED).

Are there any content providers here on nairaland, pls i have a business plan
which really needs one to survive.
Pls if u have any info about this you can reply to this thrend and i will get back to
you or send me informations like : the price of the third party, price list of bulk sms and the
agreement procedure between I and the premier mobile vas aggregator. Need very urgent
to complete the last phase of the plan. Thanks


EMAIL: Olurotimi_tayo@yahoo.com Or Call: 07040181101

Which do you think is Better, Windows Vista or Windows XP? Pass your own Opinion.

u can also reach me back at this number or mail address for further contact. tysante@yahoo.com or 07028622928

Is there anyone who sells dogs around here. pls i would kindly need it fast. Dogs breed between these names : Doberman pinscher, Bull dog, Rotweiler, Great dane, German sherperd and alsatian.

It's now not necessary to go and start using some crap proxy settings to browse any more, ZAIN is offering a one month free internet service to all it's subscribers to browse the internet free of charge "I mean at no cost" So don't wahala urself saying u want to pay for some G connect, G pass, JapJondo and so on software. Because as from 12th of february till 11th of March u get a free data service both on phone and pc from zain as far as u have a GPRS enabled phone and if u don't simply text= wap phone name phone model Eg. WAP NOKIA N98 to 232.
But if this turns out not to work call the customer care for activation. After the activation, to browse on ur pc is very easy, Just change ur IP to 172.18.254.5 and port to 8080. after this u are free to go and surf the world courtesy of ZAIN. Then note even if u have credit on ur phone u don't loss a penny. I'm enjoying this so u can come join me as well.Cheers

And if u tend to still not get what i mean u can text or mail ur complain to me then i will help u out.
olurotimi_tayo@yahoo.com or 07028622928