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Ibime:
Everything that I drop is divine/ You better 'go hug transformer'. . . .like you 'greeting Optimus Prime'!/
Ain't no way this dude stopping my shine/ cos if '3 square up to me'. . . he'll get shot with a 'nine'!!/

Bis. . .shout the name/ Viscount of Spain/ I eat a $100 bill . . . and shít . . . this clown the change!/ This is a '3 course beating'. . . watch me 'dish out the pain'/ I choke the shít out this lame/. . .by wrapping plastic round his head. . . like old women. . . tryna keep their wigs out the rain!/

If this bítch doubt the reign/ I'll let the AK muzzle U/ but before I give this L. . . he best heed this subtle cue/
A shot from the Mossberg. . . will 'leave 3 on his back'. . . like the Comic Sans [size=14pt]w[/size]!!/

I break that kid/ soon as I raise ma fist/ X-games. . . he gon' skydive off Mainland Bridge/
We ain't tryna hear your rhymes. . . they ain't that sick/ so like drug mules in aeroplanes. . . nigga, save that shít!!!/

I go ape and schitz!/ if he testing the leader/ He don't want beef, he a vegetable eater/ You nút-hugging tésticle squeezer!/ Chicks ain't impressed with the geezer/. . . cos he can't afford Brazilian hair . . . while me and my wife in Rio. . .catching festival fever!/

Your mum know the éffing procedure/ she best drop the panty/ and súck the candy/
So far, I've been kind to the fúcking family/ but now I'm coming for her sister . . . it's time to 'up the ante'!/

She'll climb the pole like she tryna run a cable/ I tell her "strip". . . no questions like Young da Naval/
I mount a stool and pump her anàl/ and have her 'pússy bleeding all over the desk'. . . periodic table!!/

It's awful painful/ how I talk disdainful/ Sid a member of your crew. . . I bet you thought him tasteful/
I ain't talking racial/. . . but any Dog that survived around a Calabar man this long. . . should be more than grateful!!!/

I'll make this vandal bleed/ cleanse his family seed/ cos I hate his Calabar Bantu breed/
Bury him in his vehicle. . . inside a 'car tomb'. . . when I attack with my Sudanese Janjáweed!/ (Khartoum)

My niggas in Port can't wait to bury the leper/ Soon as he cross Calabar, his head'll get severed/
We'll blockade East-West road with techs and barrettas/ so he can't 'pass cal'. . . without 'measuring pressure'!!/ (Pascal)

Who said that he's better?. . . okey dokey!/ This homie phony/ He best don't provoke me/
before bullets touch his head, shoulders, knees and toes. . . like I'm teaching him azonto. . . or the hokey cokey!/

I’ll blind his optics/ fire rockets/ and have docs performing diagnostics/
You spit a lot of 'Science topics'/. . . but like Chemistry majors. . . we don't 'buy your logics'!/

Kanye West career advice. . . fúck how he gon' feel/
The major he major in. . . won't pay his heat or bills/ He should drop out the course. . .but he read on still/
I eat off skill/ and make cheese for real/. . . but 3's course. . . can't guarantee him a three course meal!!!/

I make large fat grands/ off hard rap fans/ Just bought my wife a ride. . . no charge, that's fam!/
but if Uduak gave a whip to anyone. . . we'll laugh silly. . . keeping up with his 'car dash' yarns!/

Last bar. . . I don't even feel I have to win/ I just came to light gas. . . and watch the bástard singe/
and see Doctors draw Maths on him. . . .but no be x-y axis. . . when they graft his skin!!/

EASY!!!

ELYMAXiimus: thecrook, your days are numbered! How?

On Monday; a 9 will have yo pleading/
Tuesday; the 5th Will crack those weak limbs
. . . till you lamer than shino Rambo spitting/
On Wednesday; the 45-cal blows his chin/
Thursday; fours spray the wacko villain/
Friday; the 30-30 carve holes in him/
On Saturday; he'll get killed with the 50-50. .
. . . and that's no cheating/

darkenedrebel: I'm wearing a nice gold chain/I bring the spice on stage/...This closer would expose him as Broke.....before the guy gets slain/.....Cos Bruce still won't get the Dough Dough........if he Fried Plantain!/

Bruce007: Darkrebel is a sick emcee?. . . We know he's weak and slow/ we also know his dad's a notorious thief. . . It no more a secret though/ so dont feel you're döpe/ cos taking your father's steps. . . is the only time you give niggas a run for their money and steal the show/ ¤

Bruce007: Darkrebel is a sick emcee?. . . We know he's weak and slow/ we also know his dad's a notorious thief. . . It no more a secret though/ so dont feel you're döpe/ cos taking your father's steps. . . is the only time you give niggas a run for their money and steal the show/ ¤

kr0ne:
Iceskidd is known for dropping the shortest bars on FFR

Limerick is gradually spreading a new madness called 'I shock'

The space between Giyazz's teeth can fit in a trailer

Sosiqdude did the funny chorus in their Diamond bank track: "easy twansfa!"

Tysonnn disappeared a day before his brawl with Darkrebel

Ibime and Coogar have been fooling us for long, acting as rivals here but are always found chatting as friends in the sports section

Warriblood is the only textcee who had the guts to diss Seun after NL data loss

Yeyenatu was suspected to be same person as Iyabode and Shoefreak

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mikuz:
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It's the hardcore niggy/ with the smartest siggy/
Bringing fresh rhymes straight out from Port Harcourt city/
But cos as peeps backstab me in this section/
. I wanna bare my mind and let you know why Mikuz is stressing/
Where were they when in FFR my puns and metas were cruel/
They were losing debates back in secondary school/
The quality of raps in here then was a
disgrace/
Before I became a mod biters were running the place/
No one volunteered when Lalaboiy and Eldee left the ride/
Until I came through and chased fake emcees from the site/
We've inspired niggas who are now the sharpest of rhymers/
We even took it to the next level with audio battles and cyphers/
Outside this section, NL only knows about the poetry zone/
But it's a fact that niggas on here are holding their own/
What would bring this place back to life is not heart wrenching. curses/
But ddope writtens mixed with fence breaking punches/

goshikid:
tonight? unmh..nah,it wnt hold.. lets make it on a fresh date by m0nday..

teddybiyasi:
who knows who show ffuck who knows who know

kill em all

!†s ya girl teddybiyasi checking in with 99 burners

goshikid:
call out supersauce or sosiqdude one of you should accept my call out. .smh

obontami:
WHO IS THIS LEARNER RAPPER??

C'MON KID GO PUT ON UR DIAPER

U ARE NOTHING BUT A SLOWPOKE BOY

U THE WEAKEST RAPPER ON THIS THREAD U NOT EVEN A MATCH FOR ME BOY

TAKE THIS 10 NAIRA GO AND BUY BISCUIT
IM NOT MATE UR U CAN ASK D LAST KID..GET IT??

obainojazz:
hehe....sadist....u didn't tag other ppl self....me just being sarcastic ...u can kill ursef if u like...Almighty d ope lord

obainojazz:
dis ones small for u na..
u shld be battling Andy blaze..mrcock.....Mr IBU...aki nd pawpaw

samflexxy:
mehn i love what you guys do i admire you guys limerick kr0ne darkrebel etc you guys una day try am a rapper 2 but since i came to this thread i knew i was a novice at rapping abeg i need lessons o any one who can help me

kr0ne:
Hope u no go run again? See how long Darkrebel kept u out of this site
You're expected to table ur excuses and apologise as well

Chief Judge

ELYMAXiimus:


i noticed that some of us don't even know the basics of rap as a whole.
And those of us who know one or two things, nd those who almost know it all, still need to learn more, cos NO ONE KNOWS IT ALL.
So here's the thing,
if you think you've got a knowledge of RAP which is LACKING here, nd you wish for us to know about it, feel free to lecture us .
As this will improve the standard of everything here. Sometimes i see some verdicts, nd i'm like ................... Is this dude for real?
Trust me, sometimes it's not d1ckriding. It's as a result of an insufficient knowledge of the crits...

It will also help the newbies coming in to adapt fast.....

So, wadelse?

Bring it on, folks

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PLS, NO COMMENTS.

a comment about someone's lesson should be in the chatroom...

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*****Maxiimus***

YoungDaNaval: Guy, You Don Watch City Hunger? A Man Called God? Captain Phillip? Escape Plan? Guy, You Neva Watch Movies ooh!

ELYMAXiimus: so shall it be!

Besides, i think you should find a better opponent. Imo

iamaromolaeran: haha .. is this what?... ..never mind.....

I cant wait for our brawl....
lmfao