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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by tysonnn(m): 10:08am On Sep 27, 2014
iamaromolaeran: they said after the tourney
aii
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 9:25am On Sep 27, 2014
SmokingGunZ: From their ashes we are re-born. . . . . .



Immortal Phoenix, we eat up vultures/
after 'dancing to our tune', we behead, immortalising Herod's sculptures/
we know Ram and Sita, spare us love songs/
once we yank our bows n arrows/
you'll be Haman and hang by the gallows/
our sword is smeared with the blood of many guys/
with ur baby rhymes/
how can yu ever be Deli Dimeshuh/
Bleep all the hypes you get/
and the stories u've told, abt how u've smacked ill vets/
u're harmless boy, it's ur type we pet!!/



cheesy
surely, you's been smoking guns/ whatcha talking is lame! I'mma kill ya with no remorse/
cos i'm the most feared like loaded lux/ it's damn right i make ya demise a soapy loss/
yeah i'm killing ya with bars/ i been winning every spar/ grilling em weak @ss/
my next target, iamaromo is already pissing on knickers/
cos he knows i'mma lift him up with jacks/ screw him! beat him up with jabs/ drill his skull with gats/
till his cranium's like a seive bin or filters/..... Lol
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by tysonnn(m): 8:34am On Sep 27, 2014
iamaromolaeran: I don't have even have time for that....... after this week...I would have forgotten about both of you...
aint we going down today? Where the thread at? Mikuz huh
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 8:31am On Sep 27, 2014
GhostAccount: Why are you biting blaqbones lyrics?
who is blaqbones grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by tysonnn(m): 2:45am On Sep 27, 2014
ELYMAXiimus: lol... After the tourney, we'll spar...
I'm really not in the mood now... Unless someone pisses me off!!!

No battles for now!!! Lets all anticipate FPH VS KR0NE!
Lets await the bodybagging cheesy.

tysonnn vs iamaromo too should wait!!!
Una no know sey tourney dey hold?
so we aint brawling this saturday no more?
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 5:52pm On Sep 23, 2014
iamaromolaeran: you sure.. check this.... http://www.datafilehost.com/d/afdc0fd1
invalid web address...

Mikuz, tysonnn vs iamaromolaeran.

Date: this saturday

time: 8pm

#10bars

theme: smackdown cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 6:15am On Sep 23, 2014
iamaromolaeran: my quick. audio brawl on whatsapp
# SHAWARMA vs # STEAMZ
(battle of words)(audio battle rap)
Kindly Follow the portal below to download the battle
verses
http://www.datafilehost.com/d/afdc0fd1
*****************************
�Shawarma's versesad
------------------
I murk the best in battles/
A black icon I ll' forever be...Malcolm x disciple/

Enough talk about me....its time to expose Steamz/
with the rhymes that goes deep/
And tosses her skull to a soccer pitch...for 90
minutes....its getting kicked by both teams/

I will ffuck her hard today....3 months she ll' be calling and be like Michael am pregnant for you/
Drag her by the hair to the hospital/ just to confirm if
what the Lady is saying is true/
And if it is....then here's what I ll' surely do/
I ll' pay the doctor in cash to abort the baby and you/

Am tryna kill your pimples....so I ll' burn your face/
Then apply one of those creams and Funbact-A/
A wicked 'judge' will be employed to 'cut' your cords/
If for once you ever doubt I am not your God/
You ll' be forced to swallow a 'frigging dirty dwarf'.....just so you can be 'Short of words'/

Am the sick bully/ that spits ruly/
Ready to rip you 'day and night'.....'kid kudi'/

This hag is ancient/ this rretard is past tense/And
everybody knows 'hip hop is a language......./ 'and
everybody knows you don't have the accent'/

That's no lie ....I speak the truth/ like a dutiful
farmer....I uprooted you/
And anytime steamz says she's gonna show her 'true
colors'......you should have no fear...'its a diluted
blue'/

I ll' pound with fists/ if this bbitch refuse....to bounce
on dick/
Then I ll' tie her flat boobs to the foundations...... And
then proceed....to build a house on it/

Am busting rhymes/ you won't buzz no more.....am
gunning hives/
And severing your center of gravity...when I circumcise
you...with a rusted knife/

Your ma's a lez...your pa's so gay/
We should 'cross their heads' ...'ash-wednesday'/
I can't tolerate or bear your nonsense;
So I ll' plug a headphone to your heart...make you
hear your conscience/
You shouldn't have checked/ but rather have
specked/
So I ll' raise the tech/ 'to blast your legs'/...'so you
stagger backwards'....what you tryna do?.....'retrace
your steps'?/
**************
Vs
***************
�Steamz's diss lyrics:
------------------
You could have more flows than the ShoweR, but
you'd still never be able to drop a neat VersE/
I must ConfesS am so ill the MessiaH can't heal me,
there no PretensE that your life as a rapper is A
SHAM, and do you know where I got that a sham
from? From your name Shawarma/ the remaining
letters WRA stand for Worst Rapper Alive/
I think your mouths a factory, for all the shit its been
making
am just saying, that I could diss you on ya bank figure
and call that a disfigure cos I jez disfigured ya
freaking ego
Ego also means money, but you're only rich in your
folly, and I know the names of cars parked in your
garage/
For one you got a
KIA -Kills In Accidents
Volvo -Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
You could come borrow my FORD -For Only Rough
Drivers
But forget it, you not a rough driver/
I think am trynna get stuck like a collage
But this is not a sticky stituation so take note
That Your chance of winning is like a mirage/
"You're a Chitty, buh you still aint fly, and you could
Bang your head all day to get dope bars, nafin good
can come out of your mind's eye". if you still don't
get the point, don't be shy to ask/
"wanna Be(e) Fly Niccur,BUZZ! BuZz!/ a
cardioDiversion can't help awaken these dead bones
called sharwama//
Keys: Shower washes clean.
A SHAM, WRA (rearranged spells SHAWARMA)
Sticky situation so take note -am referring to sticky
notes.
There's a movie titled 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang' its
about a flying ca
Bee buzzes, and d buzz could also refer to the noise
a Cardio Diversion makes.
Cardio Diversion -procedure where an electric
current is used to reset the heart's rhythm.
the link is not correct huh
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 6:04am On Sep 23, 2014
iamaromolaeran: saturday
aii...
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 12:59am On Sep 23, 2014
iamaromolaeran: you up?
yeah. . . I'm up .... When we gon drop?
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 11:38pm On Sep 22, 2014
kingdimes: lol Ur current form is hot...I have not written a diss verse for a very longtime
I decline sir
lol.... A trrue ninja never runs from a fight grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by tysonnn(m): 11:28pm On Sep 22, 2014
coogar: very true!
after 3 weeks, you would be like pete edochie.
i don't believe you sir
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by tysonnn(m): 8:49pm On Sep 22, 2014
iamaromolaeran: for the one hundredth and fifteenth time am calling anybody out for a brawl.....

i feel like ripping someone plus am bored......who?

we drop by saturday.....who?
i pray someone grows some balls this time
.
I called you out before... You shyed away!!!
Rap BattlesRe: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Kr0ne Vs JIGSAWKILLAH ~ * * by tysonnn(m): 9:58am On Sep 22, 2014
Lol.. Sosiqdude is high on yoyo-bitters grin
Rap BattlesRe: Dopest Modenine Barz by tysonnn(m): 10:44pm On Sep 21, 2014
Why are you guys always fighting? huh
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 9:22pm On Sep 21, 2014
teddybiyasi: yo I guess I got this



teddybiyasi with in the hit......tho this is just a freestyle

.....if hiphop's a country it won't take me time to rap a nation..../...........
.....never knew my time behind bars was sex.....
till I'm ...ffucking off probation.../… ...
......I took rap once for my occupation..../..........
.. ...like I'm bout to be crown queen this is a speech of my coronation.../...... ...
.... ....with the hottest statement like the report spat from hell station...../.....
.....I came to render a partly damage till my goons storm in with massive invasion..../......
....I prey on weaklings, sissy eater, born aggressive predictor..../.....
... topping the food chain plsss no more further dictation..../..
.... my bond n urge to kill ain't on ffucking infatuation/....
...with rap I'm magically sick ...like a ....SS wording incarnation ...../....
...i n my sword attack are off 'awareness', you'll only 'sense us' ..when we're decreasing... population..../.....
...the way the edge of my sword fuse with my foe intestine is the real definition of copulat¹on..../...
...yh I gat my own reputation...../..n ..I away keep it clean.../...
...tho you may find this hard to believe!... that I never script this sh¹t.../....
....I just pick up my phone n frees this spit..../...... Within a sec I whip it in..../..
....I bring the heat.../... to kill the freak.../...with just a hit.../...n a big heavy strick..../.. .....
... even on acapella I rendered beating without a fist...../...this not a beef../...
...was once cast down the Clift.../..seeking for a lift../...
when all my joint was already shift.../...
....it was a miracle cause it was like a balloon drop so I quickly pick it as bounce back.../...
....now it's time to hear this freak give a soundtrack...../....put a ddick in an iceberg.../...
...now I'm ffucking cool ..till I gat ice pregnant ..../....
...you won't dare abort my gay cum doings unless ya life is about to be sent on an errand.../....
....even the way he go bout the touch ya toe ish shows he's a ffucking learner..../....
....I'm the queen of pun, you can ask ema../....ain't talking sex plss don't missqoute what teddybiyasi says.../...
...hiphop was once the apple of my eyes ...till when famine came .../...
.
.
happy Sunday emcees plss you all should join me singing o'happy day..../...
o happy day cheesy cheesy cheesy wink
Rap BattlesRe: Dopest Modenine Barz by tysonnn(m): 5:09pm On Sep 21, 2014
iamaromolaeran: I know.... but its disrespect to hip hop
it's no disrespect... It's just that..
Rap BattlesRe: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Kr0ne Vs JIGSAWKILLAH ~ * * by tysonnn(m): 3:44pm On Sep 21, 2014
Hehehehe
good battle

krone got this
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 3:33pm On Sep 21, 2014
ELYMAXiimus: that's right!!! You should be scared!!! You won't wanna be blasted with your personals! Worwor pikin!

Tfu!!! Why do you like seeking attention like a fool?. And you make it so obvious! .

Did i quote you?
Are you mad!!!?

I was never going to battle you! . . Kid! I only replied young da navals question with humility!

Henceforth, you're ignored!!!!!!!

Till you grow up!
lmao
Rap BattlesRe: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Quarter Finals : Fuckyouhard Vs Testerfuze ~ * * by tysonnn(m): 3:24pm On Sep 21, 2014
fuckyouhard: listen........even lagunna voted against me but he's allowed to vote in my brawls every time! it's my personal wish not to have u pokin ur nose in my affairs. i think it's in the new rules now to underscore ppl u don't want in ur battles............ nigga please!
aii

i aint poken nose... Sute yoself
Rap BattlesRe: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Quarter Finals : Fuckyouhard Vs Testerfuze ~ * * by tysonnn(m): 1:17pm On Sep 13, 2014
fuckyouhard: mikuz, pls hide tysonn's vote whether positive or negative. i mentioned i didn't want him in my thread. even petterparker, and bruce ...................they're the same person. tnxxxx
nigga, why do you hate me? I did'nt even vote against you huh
Tell me what i did to offend you?
Others do not complain when i vote!
Can you proff that i am that bruce?
SportsRe: Premier League Football: Arsenal Vs Man City Preview And Prediction by tysonnn(m): 6:59am On Sep 13, 2014
Mancity all the way! I see history repeating it's self grin
Rap BattlesRe: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Quarter Finals : Fuckyouhard Vs Testerfuze ~ * * by tysonnn(m): 6:48am On Sep 13, 2014
Wow

opener = fuckyouhard

closer= testerfuze

rhymes/multis = fuckyouhard

flow = tie

mets/similie = testerfuze

punchlines = tie

wordplay = testerfuze

personal = fuckyouhard


MVT = TIE
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m):
Click here pistorious has been found guilty of culpable homicide
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 10:33pm On Sep 10, 2014
GLACIERZ: An average emcee will have 2-3battles, and still do a smooth freestyle. . .but you come up generic.

See, new niggas are just new niggas. . .dont test a vet
i like your flow.. Lets spar
SportsRe: South Africa 4 - Nigeria 0 by tysonnn(m): 5:53pm On Sep 10, 2014
We will eat them raw just like we've been doing in the past! Can't you see their name? Banana banana of southafrica grin grin grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by tysonnn(m): 4:01pm On Sep 10, 2014
GIYAZZ: Yeah Tysonnn, but I ain't proud of 'em songs, I fflopped big time. . . When I do a good jam imma promote it online.
aii
Sports***the Super Chickens*** by tysonnn(op): 2:47pm On Sep 10, 2014
we all saw how our national team messed up in front of us all, here in our home! They got thrashed by congo in the stadium believed to be a blessed land for them! The UJ esuene stadium, where they had never lost untill on saturday the 6th of september.
Do you think ghana is right afterall nicknaming our national team the SUPER CHICKENS instead of the super eagles which we are?
They face southafrica today in capetown, can they make things happen there, even though they could'nt against congo on their home ground?
Are they still worth watching?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by tysonnn(m): 2:24pm On Sep 10, 2014
embarassed
Rap BattlesRe: * * * ^ ^ Lord Of The Rings Tournament : Sign Up Thread ^ ^ * * * by tysonnn(m): 2:18pm On Sep 10, 2014
embarassed
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by tysonnn(m): 10:37am On Sep 05, 2014
GIYAZZ: Yeah, I was hitting the door. cheesy
aii . . You got any song(s)? smiley
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by tysonnn(m): 10:29am On Sep 05, 2014
Ksslib: Giya'z was nice too.

The accent was kinda very american sha..

Guess he grew up outside..
dude, i grew up in naija! Yet i mimick that accent perfectly when i want to!

But
You won't blow in naija with that kyna accent! How many will understand you? Except for your fellow hip-heads!

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