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pay me, i'll do it for u

rommy, r u a playa?

gawwd forbid

i'll advice u av a seven days white fasting and prayer, God'll reveal to u who is best.

cheers

syl -----------i know -----> male

lola -------------- i know ------->female

dan --------------- i know-------->male


others ----------------- i know not

eye asa

romade
« #41 on: Yesterday at 01:03:32 PM »  
arramyjay stop flirting, luk 4 ur own guy elsewia all d guys hia r myn
meet Tyty to get ur lesbian application form

come. . . .  romade. . . . . . u just keep on, continuously constantly continuing confusing me here.
r u a HE or a SHE?

and tlkin about all guys here r urs, i hope u not including my ololumi? else . . , . . . . . . .

iyale mi, no mind yeye romade o

emilyone:
its a very simple post which simply means "my brother betrayed me"

or "my brother fall my hand"

na lie, its in their blood

oscof , omo, he don make me fall in love, fall in love oo, fall in love, we suppose marry

with who?

@dani

i got d message, i'll just cut off d MOJO, useless man

Getting Fired

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed and dry cleaners depressed?

Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted! Even more, bedmakers will be debunked, baseball players will be debased, landscapers will be deflowered, bulldozer operators will be degraded, software engineers will be detested, and even musical composers will eventually decompose.

men

if u luv him go on, aiyen se rue

anusman, hw far nw, long tym

[quote author=Y-HU§TL£R link=topic=239441.msg3521534#msg3521534 date=1235717003]STUPID KID WHICH PART OF ANAMBRA ARE YOU FROM


I BE AGULERI BOY FOR ANAMBRA YOU KNOW THERE?[/quote]i no there, na for dat place we dey grind pepper

hw is she desperate?

na dem u see for ur dream?

ok, i'll catch ya there

hw is it dulling ur brain?

i dnt tink "playa" mostly men can change, even after marriage they still play arround, but its easier for women to change after marriage

lovers

yes i can help him out,

he said"were lo ba mi se" i.e the mad man help am do d tin

follypimpi, if she do u d same no vex o.

tell her to come see me for orientation

romade, isi gini were wat?

Now, this is funny! Something to lighten up our day.


On Lagos-Ibadan express road when a Pastor met a team of policemen who,
quite naturally, wanted 'something'
from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for
his papers and having combed through everything without any offence with
which to nail the 'stubborn' pastor, they now asked him to open the
bonnet of his car. A careful scrutiny of the engine number against what
was on paper revealed that letter U was written in such a way that it
could be mistaken for letter V. That was all the officer-in-charge
needed to shout "stolen vehicle!"
Sensing trouble, even when he knew he committed no offence, the pastor
called the OC to say he was a priest to which the officer replied
:"Please, leave that pastor thing, in any case, if you are indeed a
pastor, then you must have a Bible in your car, bring it." The Pastor
did as was commanded after which the officer now ordered: "Please read
Matthew 5:25, 26 to me". The incredulous Pastor opened to the
recommended passage and read: "Settle matters quickly with your
adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him
on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand
you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you
the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny."

The man of God quietly made an "offering" of "just"
one N100 to his newly found "preacher".
End of service! Go in peace and argue no more. said the OC.
"


ALL THINGS ARE NEGOTIABLE EXCEPT THE TRUTH.
AND EVERY LIE HAS A PRICE.

nna i dey o

i tink am hatin dis guys nw, remember one day u will av ur own daughter, and d worst will be done to her

ololumi, howdy?

dat wife must be clem