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Jokes Etc / Re: Dats How D Fight Started by tytylayor: 1:57pm On Feb 08, 2010
out please, no accidented mouth is welkum here
Jokes Etc / Re: Date Needed For Feb 14th by tytylayor: 1:46pm On Feb 08, 2010
hehehehe
Jokes Etc / Re: Infobabas' Order by tytylayor: 1:36pm On Feb 08, 2010
it shall be permanent, wat my joke has done to u, it shall be permanent tongue
Abbey_city:

yes him.

@joke lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc / Re: Rubbish by tytylayor: 1:27pm On Feb 08, 2010
romsky:

on ya head & doormotkonkon below
Jokes Etc / Re: Technology by tytylayor: 1:19pm On Feb 08, 2010
dnt be surprised, its always been there
Jokes Etc / Re: Infobabas' Order by tytylayor: 1:15pm On Feb 08, 2010
lexicon was totally lost. . . . plus who wan commot am?
Jokes Etc / Re: Dats How D Fight Started by tytylayor: 1:10pm On Feb 08, 2010
rat chop ur pant?
Jokes Etc / Re: Rubbish by tytylayor: 1:00pm On Feb 08, 2010
. . . . . a Dundiverse grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Infobabas' Order by tytylayor: 12:50pm On Feb 08, 2010
yinkalink, u got part of d joke grin

asking for a cheeseburger, fries and shake in d library? wat a dumb info and commentators tongue
Jokes Etc / Re: Dats How D Fight Started by tytylayor: 12:26pm On Feb 08, 2010
tnk u
Jokes Etc / Re: Technology by tytylayor: 11:44am On Feb 08, 2010
simple cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: Rubbish by tytylayor: 11:36am On Feb 08, 2010
d U in U makes U wat U are
Jokes Etc / Re: Likely Scenarios By Sam Milla: by tytylayor: 5:26pm On Feb 05, 2010
me don laff tire o
Food / Re: When Do U Eat More; When U Are Happy Or Sad by tytylayor: 2:45pm On Feb 05, 2010
When Do U Eat More; When U Are Happy Or Sad- None

i eat more wen i'm hungry

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Jokes Etc / Technology by tytylayor: 1:51pm On Feb 05, 2010
American, Japanese, and a Nigerian were sitting in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.



A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand. The Nija man felt low-tech and inferior. He didn't know what to do to be as impressive as the American & the Japanese. He decided to take a break in the toilet.



When he returned, he didn't realize that there was a piece of toilet paper got stuck and hanging from his backside. The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?" Instead of being embarrassed, inspiration struck his mind. The Nija man explained, "I'm getting a FAX".



The other two fainted!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Happy Birthday Joke For The Moderator by tytylayor: 1:20pm On Feb 05, 2010
i wan winch d moderator happy bend-day too wink
Jokes Etc / Re: The Moderator Stole My Yam by tytylayor: 11:56am On Feb 05, 2010
d topic above moi says "subject", d one aove above moie says "the moderator stole my yam"
Jokes Etc / Re: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii by tytylayor: 11:21am On Feb 05, 2010
same here lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc / Re: Dats How D Fight Started by tytylayor: 11:15am On Feb 05, 2010
u tot
Jokes Etc / Re: Rubbish by tytylayor: 11:11am On Feb 05, 2010
fellow rubbishers, howdy? i know u've all been enjoying ur rubbishes wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Only The Funniest Jokes Should Come Here : No Freaks Pls. by tytylayor: 4:58pm On Feb 02, 2010
d op dey try make himsef mod byforce byforce cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: Rubbish by tytylayor: 2:22pm On Feb 02, 2010
for where dem rub u? ur pocket or anaconda undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: Ahmodu Cried After Losing To Ghana by tytylayor: 12:12pm On Feb 02, 2010
facebook no get hausa?
Jokes Etc / Re: Rubbish by tytylayor: 12:07pm On Feb 02, 2010
dnt be little ursef tongue
Jokes Etc / Re: Rubbish by tytylayor: 11:59am On Feb 02, 2010
who don curse for hia? rubbish
Jokes Etc / Re: Rubbish by tytylayor: 11:55am On Feb 02, 2010
@ location of poster above, rubbish
Jokes Etc / Re: Rubbish by tytylayor: 11:51am On Feb 02, 2010
Kunbee:

*slaps her* angry

*emi ke, iwo, wa gba*
still rubbish
Jokes Etc / Re: Dats How D Fight Started by tytylayor: 11:44am On Feb 02, 2010
wkpf
Jokes Etc / Re: Don't Jump Quickly To Conclusion. by tytylayor: 11:10am On Feb 02, 2010
its not a qweshun
Jokes Etc / Re: Dats How D Fight Started by tytylayor: 11:06am On Feb 02, 2010
abi hiss
Jokes Etc / Re: Tell The Moderators Your Mind : Lay Your Complaints Here by tytylayor: 11:00am On Feb 02, 2010
ben gat serious work to do
Jokes Etc / Re: Tell The Moderators Your Mind : Lay Your Complaints Here by tytylayor: 10:28am On Feb 02, 2010
where d money?

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