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ben its so unfortunate u forgot dat day is for God

not wit . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

never let a KISS fool u or a FOOL kiss u

see craziness in d highest order

as u com knw, u suppose seal ur lips

dey take style say hi, com add ss

i love it

tnx sha

@ d signature above moi, rubbish

we go soon see easter and market

and after den mykolo? AIDS

whichever, however, wherever

so wat will be his gain after dat?
its rubbish in here i say again

[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=390999.msg5427392#msg5427392 date=1265042047]Why will I come to TFC and settle for ordinary guguru and epa? My friends would disown moi [/quote]den u knw nattin bout val if u cnt settle for well roasted guguru and epa, ur friends are just lyk u

abbey town, seriously, dats d best for dat day

just make sure u buy wella dat day, coz special gift dey for best buyer

bundle my guguru and epa well well, bring am com TFC to sell

enof sales dat day ehn,

rubbish in here

at least i beta pass u wey dey shuttle coma

;d

ding dong merrily on high,

lmao, judge sef go don laff die

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it in 2009 also,

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

* Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP, LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc…,

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer,
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo,

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a Can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.


* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times, (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993, )

* Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of $ 100 million. So much trustworthy.

* I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia will send me latest mobile phones but those models are also obsolete now.

* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi Balaji pics etc. Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else)

NOW IMPORTANT NOTE :

If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will Pee on your head today at 6:30pm.

Nothing has happened till now, , , but who knows. So please forward.

how far nw?

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started,

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started,

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy Crap’.
That must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
And then the fight started,

she definitely do correct him, but she'l neva use words like "oloriburuku omo, o lo do ju timi". guessed d boy is just been possessed wit d spirit of stealing

naturally, its not gud to use abusive words on ur children, coz u never can tell wen d wicked ones are arround, and i learnt there's an angel going up an down to say "amen" to watever he met u say. Anoda tin is no matter d gud words u say to ur children, they'll be watever dey want to be, dat is if their destiny has not been tampered wit by d evil ones (AWON IYA).
i knw of a woman dat neva say any negative words to d children even if she knws quite well they r wrong, but d first born is a "gbewiri", can steal in broad day lite, not minding d distance from his house, he's been caught several times, beating and disgraced publicly and brought home to d parent, but still, he continues and d woman never opens her mouth to call him names, instead she'll call him "omo olori're"
d most important tin is for parents to pray dat d enemies will not av power over their children

kemisuga:
I DO NOT HAVE A PARTNER TO CALL,  

me too

who is dis krama, who told u my ISP is cobradungeon