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LOL, ARC. ANI, 9ICE ONE

no mind d crazy pipu wey no dey rest

my leg dey pain me

syl ginni?

romsky:
just on my eye brow, eye lashes, arms, legs, head, jaw & on my abuna, the rest still black

WHICH PART REMAIN WEY U GET HAIR?

pls don't come yet o ben

oh my God, i almost come sha

ben's brothers

waiting for my own baptism sha

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=320278.msg4503833#msg4503833 date=1252417369]Titi na true  [/quote]ben no be gud friend at all

romsky:
tyty open d pix wiff microsoft office picture manager, export & save with jpg
ble error plenty 4 ya body

fnx rommie, i'll try my corel, coz my ms office is not workin for now, i'm using openoffice which i dnt like

tnx all d same friend

gud

madman, i hope say u see my post

romade, seun no gree me post pix o, say no be jpg, but my pix na JPEG, wats d difference

crazy don grow from boi to man, gud
abeg madman, come make we yern now

romade, u don push d tin to ben abi? crazyboi, no let dem fool u o

who be fool for hia?

BEN AND ROMADE, REPORT AT MY OFFICE NOW

na wen seun start to employ demons

see monitoring spirit

by.dot, modify ur post now now

studio43:
U no dey greet adults for your village?

NA SMALL BOI NA

no vex jare studio, i bin tink say na dat yeye boi wey dey liv upstairs

we dont buy respect, we earn it

wey dem

hey wassup?

daft man, who call u?

so no case

A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
'It's not polite.'

'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'

Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'

'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.

'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the littl e girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are. You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out?

'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'

The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'

'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'










'Because you got an F in sex.'

who be benard?

jeloxy

Gani is dead o, remember

tlk to me and be a gud girl