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who u dey refer to?

arugbo ojo, give dem advice

excess users of emoticons shud be ban
or rather
sieze d emoticons, make dem inactive

Ben20001:
na welder be e original profession

u don dey chop liver abi?

dat is normal

un wo e o

encourage him

director is in guest room wit romade discussing one important issue

but he's loaded, up and down, front and back

pls no reply d kiss o, swine is arround

e wan take am kool d hot brain ni

camera on standby

its not up to 100 pages, wen it gets to 101 i'l delete it, hmm

fashola never start d construction of d railway line nw, lets wait till den

D1KeleVra:
some dangerous monkeys dey that bush oo. . . ask Syvle him go tell u the way on wey them dey call Studio attack am

attimes i dey wonder which dico dikeleboi dey use?

u can but imagine?

baba landlord don lock toilet o

u mean issue of blood?

i need muslima here

prove me wrong den


Five taxi-drivers have been summoned to pick up five fares at a london club. On arrival, they find that their passengers are slightly intoxicated. Each man has a different first and last name, a different proffesion, a different destination and each man's wife has a different first name.

Unable to determine who's who and who's going where, the taxi driver ask you to find out: Who is the baker? what is Bert's last name? who is gong to Barker's street?
You collect the facts from the passengers:

1. Brad is married to Betty
2. Barbara's husband gets into the third taxi.
3. Bart is a banker
4. The last taxi goes to Barto street
5. Beatrice lives in Burton street
6. The Butcher gets into fourth taxi
7. Bob gets into the second taxi
8. Bernice is married to the broker
9. Mr. Barker lives in burton street
10. Mr. Burger gets into the taxi in front of Brenda's husband
11. Mr. Burger gets into the first taxi
12. Mr. Baker lives in Burbon street
13. The barker lives in baker street
14. Mr. Baker gets into the taxi in front of Mr. Burke
15. The barber is three taxis in front of Brian
16. Mr. Burger is in the taxi in front of the burtcher

na d guardian line she dey look for

Sam Milla:
wetin happen lola, you no catch the punch line?

na dat kind tin dey interest u, bobo pushada

no be u teach her?

nice one jare teisystem

stop speaking in tongues

syl hav no respect for momma

lowest IQ above and below me

e dey behind u

i'm lost

teisystem is avin a gud tym here, hmm