₦airaland Forum

Ssshhh! We dey watch match.

Speechless.

Ceasar1: Mehn_ It's better to lock up and start preparing for the wedding than to ask that question directly.

At the last minute, something might just trigger her brain and she might say No.

A word is enough for the Wise.

Bless you bro. They are unpredictable beings.

Words of wisdom. Thanks OP.

Creamish: Hush up jare!....

Mondisweets:
you clearly understand nothing about feminism

really? Lol.

Anyway, I was kidding.

It's official. Nigerian leaders are anti-democratic.

missyhorlah: Other girls are better than u

But that is technically em....true

See them

Creamish: They bashed u...

dyttt:

I mean! Where's the love?

temigracie: ....if u fall,i ll pick u up...

Now that's what I'm talking about.

Mondisweets: whats the for?

for that surprising comment from a feminist.

Just kidding

Money na their mumu button...


...Everybody knows that

Miracy: See your mouth like egg...na bedbug peppersoup i go prepare for you

eeen cook am. Just cook sontin make I chop, ahn ahn! A woman should know her place in the house

Runs away before those feminists jump on that

^ ^ ^ See lyrics

Mondisweets: If it weren't for that woman who was "making noise with the kitchen utensils" she wouldn't have a husband. I do believe it was a slap well deserved

nodding my head

Miracy: Man!! Wertin do your hands.... Oya goan cook...I'm hungry

e say wetin?

Come on! Enta kishin fry me egg. Put salt o! Ehen. Put 5 slices of bread and prepare oat and tea...on the double

Miracy: Hian!...it's too early for breakfast

Woman, it's too early for what? Enter that kitchen as I dey look you so

vizkiz: So now you wanna fall for a NLder right?

never!!!

Woo. Bro, it's woo
Most times they say "I'm engaged" but we can't see any ring.

But if I find out that she's really engaged, I'll move on. If she decides to leave her fiancé for you today, expect her to do it to you as well, and sometime soon.

temigracie: ...lolz...rolling on d floor..

those eyes.... That smile....

...Must be strong, must not fall for her (knacking head... Need to reset it)

Oh! Number 15 touched me

alexasomba: 15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism, well, if a woman claim to have equal right with you in the house, divide all the bills into two equal parts, take one part and ask her to start paying the other part.

Words of wisdom

Miracy: Pleasant

so what's for breakfast? I'm hungry already.

Sunkyphil: na true o,u self fit c ur wife for here

True true? I tink say u dey joke before. So person fit fall in love for Nairaland? Even unto marriage level? Hmmm Risky sontin.

Miracy: Good morning mr ....how was your night??

glorious. Yours?

Miracy: Thanks

Good morning miss.

Sunkyphil: Yes u can many guys found their wives here on NL

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mencade5: tymer, that gal dey speshall.

I noticed too. Miracy comes off as a pleasant person.

LaurelP: How do u know someone?

Certainly not by toasting her before friendship

Miracy: I've always dreamed of becoming a lawyer ...guess what??

Hmm You're a pleasant person sha.

That's like running in the dark. You don't even know her yet you wanna date her. Nah! That's not right.

King Tom: Konji na bastard!

lol! for Mencade5 to agree to give babe ATM card... Anoda tin don enter. Dis is not the Mencade5 we know.