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mencade5: if it is our house then it is understandable for them to come along with a friend. But a date in an eatery, you come carry all your friends come?
Haaaa....you must all go back embarrass and hungry ooo. I will not spend a dime.

ladies thinks like goats since 1890

rotfl

Creamish: How many times have u been friendzoned?

Hehehe. well, a couple of times (or so) in the past. Back when I was Mr Nice Guy.

pheyikemi: You are joking right? U just defined "maga money"

We gat to give it a more euphemistic name na. Or should we call it Upkeep? or runs fee?

If I talk now, all these babes go vex.

pheyikemi: Pls o, what are you maintaining?

He gives her money for her new hairdo, call credit, new phone, shoes, even makeup.

If that is not maintenance fee, I don't know what else to call it.

ihedinobi2: You, sir, get a standing ovation! Where the hell are those memes? #peeringEverywhere

Lol. Thanks boss.

pheyikemi: Gift

andyallor: gratification

See them trying to paint it nice. Truthful ladies call it by it's true name- Maintenance fee.

kadas01: U sabi analyse well! U dey try!

Thanks.

After friendzoning the brother, he must complain as usual. Then she'll say: "you're a great guy. Don't worry, you'll find someone."
She'll still insist that he walks her home that evening and she'll be expecting him take her to see that new movie on saturday. Winsh.

If they have a mutual friend who's getting married, well, that guy is just the perfect escort for her. Everyone at the party will be happy for "them" except the poor friendzoned brother.

Then she'll finally agree to date another guy who usually turns out to be a first class jerk. That's another blow to the friendzoned dude cos, she will discuss the happy and sad moments of her relationship with him. He must not tell her the bitter truth (that she's dating a jerk) but must be a ready shoulder for her to cry on.

Note that he must still be available to discuss her challenges at work, home, etc. She will always introduce him as her "bestie" to others. She'll glady tell people that he has always been there for her. But she won't realize that she failed him when he needed her the most.

Naturally, the dude will complain about the wall she has built around her heart and he'll make advances but na lie, she nor go gree. He will never hear the last of "you're a great guy", "you deserve someone better" and similar poopoo. She still won't let go of him emotionally.

Hello? You're saying he's a great guy but the poor dude is somehow not good enough for you? C'mon!

So the brother starts to feel used, manipulated, drained, disappointed, tired, beat-down, etc, and he stops being a tool. Next thing she starts to complain that he no longer calls her; or he leaves church immediately after service; or he no longer "has her time" and poopoo like that. The brother then moves on and learns to live without her and he begins to notice other ladies and he becomes a happy dude....

...Then she comes to Nairaland, opens a thread and goes on and on about whether it's such a big deal to friend-zone a guy.

...And you know the worst thing about it? The ladies love to friendzone nice guys.

Prowizy2: Its good the 'Wise Guy left her. . And she should return all the things she has collected from him!!

to the last recharge card.

190theclown: i tell you esp as christmas season don reach so

Lmao.

naijaboiy: nobody want make dem use im head or dick take do suya

rotfl whenever a babe puts her number up on nairaland, my brother it's always too good to be true. Brethren, Flee!

Lol. Peeps are "ritualist conscious" nowadays.

farano: *hiohiohiohiohio* I should be asking u same question

hehehehe someone is busy tiffing the characters in our usernames.

Zedric: See finishing. She yaf crush-zone lamoilprince

lmao @ "crush-zone"

Babes are heartless.

Farano I see you! What happened to the @ in front of ur username? Who stole it?

Na so I see am. Ultimatum is needed. Lol.

dytbabe: So u guys can discourage him abi
Op, if u no buy that phone, may ur prick shrink when next u want to enter her

Hah! Covers her mouth immediately! No cussing.

dytbabe: Why won't u buy for her
U jst testified the phone not good, u have the money why nt get her one

Did u ask anyone before u bleeped her?
Nonsense smth

Hahahahaha but it's a "guys only" discussion na. No peeping.

Let Mencade5 answer this. Bro where are you?

dytbabe: Pulls his beard