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missberrypop5: she says it's over, know she needs you more... Yeah, all true.

Gentlemen, believe this at your own risk.

I have learned to take the statements of women "LITERALLY". Don't assume for a woman. Take her words for what they are unless she says otherwise.

Some guys nor go hear word now

dytbabe: Sobs
Shey u can see them insulting me now oo
Ehn ehn

Hands her yet another handkerchief, without complaining. Chei, this is like the third time in two days... Yeah, women get weepy like that. *almost rolling my eyes*

Note to aspiring gentlemen:
Always have a clean white handkerchief ready... If you want to be like me- a proper Gentleman

Odunharry: mencade5, ty-tymer, itbomb,normality, oahray, timpaker, oma4u ......i see una o...una get mauth

mencade5: well said professor...a rejected a girl's trap of friendzoning me last month. I stopped contacting her. She called last week, that i use to be nice to her, i quickly told her, that am busy now, i will call her later.

That was a lie. I didnt. If i cant have she cant have me too.

Well said bro. Many women like to play with our emotions. Unrepentant manipulators! They think they can keep getting nicety while they feed us dust? I don't think so.

Ladies, once you choose another man, thinking I'm not good enough for you, well, say goodbye to Mr Nice Guy. Everything is back to FACTORY DEFAULT.
*Hello and Hi stuff.
*Don't expect anything more than a message on your birthday.
*Go and see those movies alone.
*Your boyfriend is abusive and you need a shoulder to cry on? Nah! Don't stain my shirt please. Just hold yourself.

I am not your insurance policy

kay9: Never thought i'd live to see the day a woman writes this...
....wait o, OP, you're a woman, right?

herald9: it's cool tho...

Atleast we got someone to take the albinos off the streets

dyt babe: Sobs
*singing*
Iya ni wura iye biye
Iya ko she fowora
*sobs continuously*

Xtarxhyne: lai lai

Aaah. So it's like that abi? Okay, continue

dyt babe: Put am inside envelope
Hehehehheheh

dyt babe: I dey tell u
Brk up everytime
Fight all time
If u call/text and no response, una go shout taya

Chai, I rem my own
I almost had hrt attack

The guy will jst say woman, u will jst die over nothin
Crazy jealous woman
I gree

dyt babe: Komole
Komole
Komole
Sisi komole

Oya spray me money

Xtarxhyne: bt a fan of fat pocket

IrishKez: No
Those guy ain't

Xtarxhyne: Nt a fan of artificial thang

@farano:
All diz cos your gf is fair in complexion? *hiohiohiohiohio*
*tears race*

Xtarxhyne: We ard d best

Xtarxhyne:

dyt babe: Oya sing for me mk I dance

LaurelP: I still dey interview her

LaurelP: She fit be d future wife too na

LaurelP: To my future wifey, I say gud morning to u. Wherever you might be @ d moment, just know dat I truly love you. Take good care of yourself until we meet each other!

dyt babe: I still be omoge na
Omoge toh set toh sweet
Hehehehhee
There's is DYT, DYTTT and DYT Babe
All functioning

U know a trouble maker will always be one
Can't get tired of looking for Seuns trouble


Mowapa o sugar son me
Shey oni hug me ni

Atk1nson: If d army can deny sumtin dis open, I wonder how one can trust the news dey give from Sambisa forest

cheryl1: Leave that match and answer the question




Guys and match sef

dyt babe: The only things in my bag are what u call personal products
I don't do make ups or I say I do once in 6mnths so u can't find in there, no pen, no notepad, no brush/comb, no mirror
Sometimes I wonder if am a lady