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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruitment At Rosa Mystica Hospital Enugu by tzoracle: 2:59pm On Jul 11, 2017
sagerasaq:
I go reach dr tomao
be ready and armed to the teeth with info, the hospital looks expensive
Jobs/Vacancies / Recruitment At Rosa Mystica Hospital Enugu by tzoracle: 2:30pm On Jul 11, 2017
I just went to buy something and found out they are hiring
location: along bishop onyeabor street Gra Enugu
status: hospital is a new one, the process is ongoing atm

good luck

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Education / Re: 15000 Each For 6 Students. by tzoracle: 1:27am On Jul 11, 2017
Akwaibom state university
300 level
Business / Re: Wedding Of Ifeyinwa Sandra Offor, Emeka Offor's Daughter (Photos) by tzoracle: 8:30pm On Apr 09, 2017
eriwa agwu agwu

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Forum Games / Re: Can You Solve This "Simple" Quiz? by tzoracle: 11:03am On Apr 01, 2017
yesterday = tomorrow
ie
-2=2
today=sunday

statement was made on sun-2= friday


math is fun


na the english dy confuse person grin
take it this way, if only the day before ie thurs was the day after ie sat (this doesn't take away the fact that its still the day before) today would today would be the current day before +1 which is sun... so statement made on friday

English is fun to0 wink
Family / Re: What Would You Do ??? by tzoracle: 10:10pm On Jul 23, 2016
iAmCharis:
Hahaha


Sorry, I don't understand igbo. Translate, please.

Son of your father, let your anger subside
Family / Re: What Would You Do ??? by tzoracle: 10:03pm On Jul 23, 2016
iAmCharis:
I'm a man.

Now everything falls into place grin grin

Nwa nna ya iwe gi ju oyi
Family / Re: What Would You Do ??? by tzoracle: 9:56pm On Jul 23, 2016
iAmCharis:
Pro gini? undecided He should go show his professionalism somewhere else. Not my body. The thought of it wan dey make me vex now sef. angry

Sister no vex
Kunam mbok
Family / Re: What Would You Do ??? by tzoracle: 9:42pm On Jul 23, 2016
Sleekyshuga:
Masseuses & Masseurs are professionally trained to skillfully carry out their jobs on clients, save otherwise.

Unlike poles attract cheesy..

As a lady, I'll always prefer a masseur, and I believe bae/hubby will do same.

Also, I shouldn't have a problem if bae/hubby decides to be massaged by a masseur but I think it will be fun having one (either a masseuse or masseur) massage both of us while we go home, and continue (finish) from where he/she stopped grin..



Why won't you allow a man massage you undecided?

When the desirable is not available, the available becomes the desirable tongue.


I envy ur husband to be..

Some females the kind eye them go look u when you choose a masseuse ehh

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Family / Re: What Would You Do ??? by tzoracle: 9:07pm On Jul 23, 2016
iAmCharis:
Why would I allow a guy massage me?


Some people are very homophobic
Family / What Would You Do ??? by tzoracle: 8:54pm On Jul 23, 2016
I just had this thought and it threw me into a mini dilemma

You go to have a couples massage with ur spouse for married folks and bae for those in relationships.

As a guy would you choose a fellow guy to massage you or a female
As a girl would you choose a guy or a fellow female

Also don't forget to factor in the nigerian factor on opposite sex

And what would be your reaction to your partners choice grin
Education / Re: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by tzoracle: 9:17pm On Jul 18, 2016
Yh!

Once certain time I was writing this chem course,I had written enough for a B, but as is always the case oliver must want some more. A girl had brought in the chips and as I was about to even check whether twas correct I just heard , hey! U there stand up. O boy my heart don go, I dn dy visualise myself dy visualise senate and rustication. Later begged d man and he let me go.

Another time my whole dept had nothing less than a B in a general math course ,d chief invigilator had left leaving us with a secuirity personnel, we quickly agreed terms with him and the rest is history grin

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Politics / Re: Cattle Ranching Programme: FG Inaugurates NSCDC Special Security Unit Committee by tzoracle: 9:10am On Jul 13, 2016
EazyMoh:

Yeah its donation by the state governments for the program. Same thing has been done to businessmen as well all over. It's just to encourage the investors since the state as well stands to gain from the programs.

Thanks.
They say ignorance is a sin, but deceit is a greater sin
Politics / Re: Cattle Ranching Programme: FG Inaugurates NSCDC Special Security Unit Committee by tzoracle: 8:59am On Jul 13, 2016
EazyMoh:

That is why 11 states have already earmarked thousands of hectares for the program, mostly in the north https://www.nairaland.com/3142559/11-states-donate-55000-hectares/1

Quite fine
For clarity sake I saw donation there
So I hope no tax payer money is involved in all this venture
Politics / Re: Cattle Ranching Programme: FG Inaugurates NSCDC Special Security Unit Committee by tzoracle: 8:46am On Jul 13, 2016
EazyMoh:
Look at these useless Ugandans! Were you not the ones shouting that herds roaming is outdated that the world bow practices RANCHING? As latest as on yesterday threads!
Now you are here posting trash!
Children of hate gonna hate anyways, so better do whatever we believe is for the best. Nigeria must be great.

With the very large land mass the north has why can't provision for cattles be made which is sold to make money for personal use

Whether ranching or grazing
Shebi u know that kano is bigger than enugu times three...
Politics / Re: Cattle Ranching Programme: FG Inaugurates NSCDC Special Security Unit Committee by tzoracle: 8:35am On Jul 13, 2016
The king in d north



Anyway sha its not his fault, he learned all this in the 'university of north' angry

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Events / Re: Two Sisters Die At Enugu Recreational Park During A Birthday Party by tzoracle: 1:12am On Jul 13, 2016
owolabi400:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-bj-rOuhVia4/V4S8eJHYmwI/AAAAAAAJ3iM/S6RRa0mz_wYKqMylxHxEnUr105jHNCHFgCLcB/s1600/0.png[/img]


A twitter user just shared the heartbreaking news of her little cousins' death at Oakland Park, Enugu Where they were attending a birthday party. According her, it seems they were playing on the Tea Cup ride when it developed a mechanical fault and fell.

See her tweets below:


Source:http://www.flexygist.com/2016/07/12/photo-two-young-sisters-die-at-a-recreational-park-in-enugu-during-a-birthday-party/


Op ps always confirm your info all this fake bloggers
How polopark take resemble oakland
Why u wan kill person business just like that
Dindirin
Nairaland / General / Re: 13 Pictures Any Nigerian Who Ever Did A Group Project In University Will Get by tzoracle: 6:18am On Jun 28, 2016
I relate
Business / Re: The British Pound Drop Record Low To Naira After Referendum :1GBP -> 384.704 NG by tzoracle: 10:31am On Jun 25, 2016
scotland would go, northern ireland would go, Trump would win




ENDTIMES
Science/Technology / Re: The Snake I Saw At My Gate by tzoracle: 3:04pm On Apr 29, 2016
Snake
Ok.
Politics / Re: No Allowance For Officials On Foreign Medical Treatment – FG by tzoracle: 8:47am On Apr 28, 2016
Good
This is for all those politicians who fly abroad to treat simple things like running stomach

Why not cancel your days appointment,buy kingsize tissue and rest ur butt comfortable on that WC uhmm.. That feeling

Wait wait..what was the topic again

embarassed

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Politics / Re: Don’t Arrest Jonathan – Northern CAN Warns Buhari by tzoracle: 8:46pm On Apr 26, 2016
Keneking:
Who says? Please do the needful EFCC..the pain and agony caused by Jonathan is unbearable and unacceptable embarassed

Mumu

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Education / Re: 7 Benefits Of Attending A Public University by tzoracle: 3:59pm On Apr 26, 2016
MadCow1:
Does Attending UNIBEN have any benefits..

Taxonomy

Stupidus mumudae

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Culture / Re: 5 Things You Probably Didn't Know About The ORON Nation by tzoracle: 11:34am On Apr 26, 2016
Chinachriss:
Most Oron guys here in our hostel are fair- complexioned. Their girls don't beat Ibibio gals in terms of beauty. However, they are generally hardworking and ambitious.

Annang girls are tops to me in terms of beauty
Culture / Re: 5 Things You Probably Didn't Know About The ORON Nation by tzoracle: 11:33am On Apr 26, 2016
I think that applies to all the akwa ibom and cross river girls . they are highly promiscuous and Bleep around like dogs .I wonder if they are circumcised

Do not generalize,they aren't all like that
Politics / Re: Senators Under Threat Over Jeeps, Don’t Bring Them Home, Constituents Warn by tzoracle: 11:42am On Apr 24, 2016
How do we know which one is the jeep sef
Since their convoy dy reach 20
Celebrities / Re: Throwback PHOTO Of Linda Ikeji%laura Ikeji by tzoracle: 9:23am On Apr 22, 2016
PinkBarbie:
Where did her boobies come from? shocked shocked

Silicone

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Celebrities / Re: Throwback PHOTO Of Linda Ikeji%laura Ikeji by tzoracle: 9:22am On Apr 22, 2016
McDoe:

Bad belle

Ass licker

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Celebrities / Re: Throwback PHOTO Of Linda Ikeji%laura Ikeji by tzoracle: 8:56am On Apr 22, 2016
Dayum

Linda fake tits
Laura bleaching cream
I rest my case

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Culture / Re: 5 Things You Probably Didn't Know About The ORON Nation by tzoracle: 10:10pm On Apr 21, 2016
wilcox:
If you don't talk about or on girls, then you don't know much about them. Their women are so loss in marriage that they don't see s€× as outside marriage as a big sin
embarassed ...like MJ,I'm speechless
Culture / 5 Things You Probably Didn't Know About The ORON Nation by tzoracle: 9:56pm On Apr 21, 2016
Although I'm not from oron or akwaibom but ever since I've come across this group of people I've been really intrigued
1. Oron is the 3rd largest ethnic group in akwaibom state after the Ibibio and Annang
2. Oron people inhabit parts of both akwaibom and cross river
3.The Oro land and its people consist of 9 Clans called Afaha. These are; Afaha Okpo, Afaha Ukwong, Ebughu, Afaha Ibighi, Effiat, Afaha Ubodung, Etta, Afaha Oki-uso, and Afaha Idua (Ilue).
4.Oron is home to one of the oldest high schools in nigeria ,Methodist boys high school oron founded in 1905
5. Oron is home to a lot of natural resources including diamond

Ojeh ojeh ojeh badi apkakip oro

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