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Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders Share Your Xmas Selfies by tzoracle(op): 10:56pm On Dec 25, 2015
vicktaur:
Yea...... Nd my broom is running out of time ...

so come out

I'm wit Mary too
Guy entice me with someone more appetizing
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders Share Your Xmas Selfies by tzoracle(op): 10:55pm On Dec 25, 2015
prettyJoy22:
My name is joy,am in lagos...well am spending the xmas strictly with my family smiley
Are u this beautifully normally
Or is it picstory
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders Share Your Xmas Selfies by tzoracle(op): 10:52pm On Dec 25, 2015
vicktaur:
Yea ... I'm outside ur house

come outside lemme see u Sharp ly
Did u use Edo airways?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders Share Your Xmas Selfies by tzoracle(op): 10:49pm On Dec 25, 2015
Omolola1:
As much as I thought this year's Christmas would be different, it turned out to be like all the others for me... Spent the whole day in bed, except for d hustle for fuel later in the day (turned out my parents chose me to be the sacrificial lamb), which was when I took the famous 'Christmas selfie' angry

Anyway, here's my selfie, with no makeup undecided

Oh well, this has been my typical Christmas for years. Nothing has changed undecided

Let's do this again next year
Ghen ghen
U fine no b small o
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders Share Your Xmas Selfies by tzoracle(op): 10:38pm On Dec 25, 2015
vicktaur:
Victoria aceta

#mostvaluedcourserepinbiosciYR1
Omg
#irespect
We are one
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders Share Your Xmas Selfies by tzoracle(op): 10:20pm On Dec 25, 2015
vicktaur:
lol..... just a fellow Aksu nigga recognizin anothr ...
Aluta continua
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders Share Your Xmas Selfies by tzoracle(op): 10:14pm On Dec 25, 2015
vicktaur:
AKSU BOI ... U WAN COMMIT SUICIDE WITH RICE
Oh my!
My greatest fear
My real identity being found awt cheesy
Oga na who u b o?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders Share Your Xmas Selfies by tzoracle(op): 9:31pm On Dec 25, 2015
[quote author=Samson2356 post=41338399][/quote]Obon owo,abadi e
RomanceRe: Dating Within Your Age Bracket..possible In Naija by tzoracle(op): 9:30pm On Dec 25, 2015
onstelly:
Hmmm yes oh but what if after waiting for him, he leaves you for a younger person nko
You'll know he wasn't worth it
If u like ask taylor swift
RomanceRe: Dating Within Your Age Bracket..possible In Naija by tzoracle(op): 7:05pm On Dec 25, 2015
Maiconyoung:
Naija girls. No wonder i am in love with EPL til my 1st degree.
Na so nairabet dey chop your money.....
cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Dating Within Your Age Bracket..possible In Naija by tzoracle(op): 7:04pm On Dec 25, 2015
Emmaesty:
It's not their fault na. When you start with a guy from little beginnings, the guy would start to misbehave and take the lady for granted. Ready made is easier, you save yourself from unnecessary heart ache
Shebi u knw that now adays belgium lasts more than ready made...Not all that glitters is gold
RomanceRe: Dating Within Your Age Bracket..possible In Naija by tzoracle(op): 6:42pm On Dec 25, 2015
Emmaesty:
Most girls want to get married immediately after school, so they date a 400l guy while they are in 100l with the hopes that the guy will already start working when they finish school. Marriage won't be far from sight but most relationships hardly reach the 2 year Mark
Girls always wanting ready made
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders Share Your Xmas Selfies by tzoracle(op): 1:38pm On Dec 25, 2015
lalasticlala:
I'm coming...
cheesy..chaii,
Shebi na wait
I go wait o
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders Share Your Xmas Selfies by tzoracle(op):
Cc: lalasticlala

I've never seen ur picshure o


Chaiii

Fp and FTC

Taking time out to wish all of u HPC

#edited
After eating up to one mudu of rice....at the saloon about to cut my hair,what a wonderful year NL

Nairaland GeneralNairalanders Share Your Xmas Selfies by tzoracle(op): 1:06pm On Dec 25, 2015
Just give us ur name,location and how u plan to spend the xmas...and o yes,ur selfie

As for me
Uc
Enugu
Eating as much rice as possible,minimum 13plates angry

CareerRe: Augustina Armstrong-Ogbonna Wins UN Foundation Gold Prize by tzoracle: 2:42pm On Dec 24, 2015
Che che che che

NDIGBO
Rie nu!
Nwuo nu!
Zuo nu!
Kacha nu!
PhonesRe: Glo Introduces N500 For 3GB Weekend Data Plan by tzoracle: 12:30pm On Dec 24, 2015
taurusdude:
where be that
Ikot-apkaden,mkpatenin lga.
Akwaibom state
PhonesRe: Glo Introduces N500 For 3GB Weekend Data Plan by tzoracle: 12:29pm On Dec 24, 2015
nwadiuko1:
21 megabyte per second? are you serious?
100
PhonesRe: Glo Introduces N500 For 3GB Weekend Data Plan by tzoracle: 12:28pm On Dec 24, 2015
Akbee:
That one na 5g?
Lool,4g
RomanceRe: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by tzoracle: 10:09pm On Dec 23, 2015
tobex23:
Mtcheew, second page....
cheesy
PhonesRe: Glo Introduces N500 For 3GB Weekend Data Plan by tzoracle: 9:58pm On Dec 23, 2015
nwadiuko1:
21 megabyte per second? are you serious?
Is up to=>maximum
Its nt always so
Just from early morning
PhonesRe: Glo Introduces N500 For 3GB Weekend Data Plan by tzoracle: 8:57pm On Dec 23, 2015
shogz89:
haha oga softly na grin
Akwaibom state uni,there is a mast that serves just we students,as the school is in a remote village. At off peak periods from 12pm its very fast.I personally have peaked at 21mb/s
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Is Not To Blame, Reno Omokri Replies Lai Mohammed by tzoracle: 11:01am On Dec 22, 2015
Epic reply

The work of a spokesman
Even if you want to lie make it believable
Even if reno is lying the way the write up is articulated I would just believe it

My point
Lai mohammed should make his lais more believable


ORACLE-
RomanceRe: Dating Within Your Age Bracket..possible In Naija by tzoracle(op): 6:16am On Dec 22, 2015
mikeayus:
Easier to maintain how??
Have a long steady relationship
RomanceRe: Dating Within Your Age Bracket..possible In Naija by tzoracle(op): 12:59am On Dec 22, 2015
Strahovski:
It's best to be in a relation within your age braclet
I mean in a naija scenario
Most naija guys prefer younger girls
As they are easier to maintain
RomanceDating Within Your Age Bracket..possible In Naija by tzoracle(op): 12:48am On Dec 22, 2015
Please I really need your contributions on this,
Its all about girls who date guys that are always older,back in secondary school when a girl dates a guy in uni we would all call her names and tell her she should give us that attention instead,buh fast forward into the future. I'm in uni now and during my fresher days most girls opted for guys that were higher than they. Rather than follow the bandwagon to attack this time around I was won over by a superior argument by one of my female coursemates who said in such relationships with ur mate,respect is almost never there,financial help is a no no and most of them are not yet mature. But the major point was about settling down,would she wait for you to graduate and find a good paying job and then save up for all the expenses expected of a soon to be family man ?? And then in the end after she waits for you,you might stab her in the back and find a newer package

My bros and ladies also
What's ur take
SportsRe: BREAKING: FIFA Bans Blatter, Platini For Eight Years by tzoracle: 12:16am On Dec 22, 2015
Q.what is synonymous between nigeria and Fifa

A. Bureaucracy
B. Looting
C. Corrupt leaders
D. cover ups

If this na real exam question I no go lie,I don fail am

ORACLE-
PoliticsRe: Tough Time Looms As Nigeria Loses Biggest Oil Customer by tzoracle: 11:38pm On Dec 21, 2015
These are indeed rough tyms
With the 40% being pushed in this would further bring down the price of petrol


I wonder whether even nicaragua buys fuel at the price we sell
PoliticsRe: Caption This Funny Photo Of Amaechi At FEC Meeting Today by tzoracle: 5:38pm On Dec 21, 2015
In dj exclusive's voice
He said

'IT IS I'
PhonesRe: Glo Introduces N500 For 3GB Weekend Data Plan by tzoracle: 5:33pm On Dec 21, 2015
Where I stay my glo data speed Is up to 21mb/s
Simply buy a sim with the best coverage in your area,which in my case is glo
PoliticsRe: Don’t Marry A Yoruba Boy – Daughter Of Former Oyo State Governor by tzoracle(op): 5:25pm On Dec 21, 2015
EUROBOMBER:
Lalasticlala have you travelled for Christmas? cool
Its not something cute about d yorubas
Hw do u expect uncle lala to notice it
PoliticsRe: Don’t Marry A Yoruba Boy – Daughter Of Former Oyo State Governor by tzoracle(op): 5:23pm On Dec 21, 2015
willow0804:
She is correct, even my Yoruba female friends told me the same, that's why they are dying to date igbo guys
Interesting cheesy

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