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Anti-barca una dor oooo...
Mk una try next time


#teambarca
#teamapc

coded01:
Gabi sent off during the break...


More still coming...

And it happend dt u were rite...

Those small rats...

coded01:
Gabi sent off during the break...


More still coming...

And it happend dt u were rite...

Those small rats... Though match tho

tzoracle:
so this is nigeria where most girls would never keep it 100 and the hearts of guys are always broken,although there are still the loyal ones,they are hard to find so here are my tips to find out whether you are really the only guy in her life

Observation: this is the most vital part,but be sure to be smart about the way you go about it.this is just basically to look out without acting,notice whether she changed her normal schedule and why,whether she reacts differently when you touch her,does she pull away or does she give in much too easily,did she just start to use expensive products which are way way more costly than she can afford EVEN with the support of family or friends,the thing is just to be open minded never have 100% trust this is nigeria

Investigation: After your through with the observation and you discover anomalies you can ask her plainly or if you still want to discover more you can awake the sherlock homes in you. You can start with the old methods like going through her contacts and messages,to the advanced one's like spot-checking and enlisting the help of friends. When you check her contacts do you see weird contact names like first bank mushin john or alert ,go through the messages are there intimate messages not from you which are RECIPROCATED or does she delete her messages even the special ones between you two,this might be a very good sign. As for spot checking this was a method I developed with the help of my friend, call at odd hours when you know what she should already do by that time, if there is no reply try her at least two to three times,there might be valid reasons why she can't pick but if this habit continues be worried. But the most efficient is when you enlist the help of TRUSTED friends,give them her contacts,location etc and see how far they can go with her if she can blow away their advances then you can put your mind to rest for a while but if she falls for them like a pack of cards,bro you better high tail it out of that relationship
Nb* make sure you use friends who are likely to attract girls and make sure she isn't familiar with any one of them

Extreme cases: there are some girls who you can never find with the conventional means so you can try the bizzare. Do this to the point where it is legal or you might be arrested for stalking,you can activate the gps tracker on her phone or car,use multiple accounts to trace her on social networks,hire a private investigator etc

Disclaimer: if she later proves to be 100% clean don't come here to call my name cause your on your own

Rubbish!!!

Kindly go to dis link to find ur PVC pickup location if u haven't gottn urs

www.govote.ng/pickup

Your PVC is YOUR VOICE

twerkjack:
SO THIS ONYIX GODWIN IS JUST A SMALL BOY MTCHEEEW AND I TOT............

Guess u were already luvin up...
Sorry 4d hrtbreak

Dnt hate

watered:
Thanks bro. At the snap of my finger this link opened

Uwc

watered:
The link no gree open o!

Try dis....www.govote.ng/pickup

Rotfl....jobless men

BrokenTV:
I watch the programme, when the issue of Buhari certificate was raised he chickened out and even went to the extent of threatening the presenter to stay out of the matter.

I dnt call dt threat nyways bt a candid advice
But don't u fink dis issue of certificate is bin over flogged?
Dis is nt Buhari's 1st time of contesting,PDP shud face d comin election n stop playin mind games as for INEC mk dem find way hw sm1 lk me who registered in Abia state while stil in school bt nw in lag ll b able 2get his PVC wivout avin 2 travel long distance as ill love 2 vote....

Pls visit www.govote.ng/pickup to locate whr ur PVC might be if u stil haven't collected urs..tanks

mikeansy:
What direct will that symbol point on the passenger side of the vehicle?

APC supporters too shallow!

D direction shudnt b same tin as d 1 @d passanger's side....

Olodo pdp supporter I zoom u

Valendo:
Common don't deceive urself. As far as I'm concern uba test is not gatecrashable and in most cases they write it @ the training skul

Ok ma..copied
Hp u happy nw

Shallow minded or not...if he/she tells d venue n time, does dt gvs him/her d pass qns..

Apply n ull b snt ur own date n time

ruttyberry:
Pls I need past questions n information on what to expect from those that have done UbA bank test ..thanks

@ruttyberry...ull neither say d time nor venue...

naso pple wey dem no snd msg 2 pour sand sand 4 our garri durin immigration own

Meanwhile try google d pass qns

ddippset:
like a great man said; comparing ronaldo to messi is an excuse of ignorance!

Comparism is allowed....ronaldo to messi
Messi to Pele/maradona

Abi oo...Lampard's houx n iniesta, same houx wiv diff values

RicKyRichards:
I don't think this info is accurate.

Abi oo...Lampard's houx n iniesta, same houx wiv diff values

omonnakoda:
Buhari result

Oya.....anti-buhari I de wait una comments

But dt photo tho

AreaFada2:
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The problem now is that the hubby might consider it a concocted lie by herself and her mum.

This is why parents should explain things to kids when they turn adult, like 18 to 21 years old.
Especially something as serious as this.

I agree wiv u on dt,if she ad bin told am sure she wud av gone 4 text...d mum mess up

LocalChamp:
Source:http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/175337-immigration-jobs-oshiomhole-accuses-jonathan-abba-moro-defrauding-nigerians.html

GEJ is jst a confused man...y giv a thief a national award if he's nt 1 himsef.jst lk a nairalander pointed out, I sit down 4 fence de observe

jaelz:
I'm a young girl of 28 years. I'm married to a lovely husband that loves me so much but my problem is this. I married my hubby as a virgin but the first time we made love, he was expecting to see blood which he didn't and since then he has been accusing me of telling him lies about being a virgin.
I asked few of my friends and they told me that yes that blood is suppose to be a proof to that. I became more confused as I know deep down in me that am saying the truth. I confided in my mother and she told me the story of my life.
My mum said that when I was 4years old that our tenant called me into his room to come and take toys. The next thing she saw when I came out from the man's room was blood coming out from my vagina.
Immediately she called my father and they went to meet the man and lo and behold he had ran away. My problem now is should I explain to my hubby all this? Will he still love me? My readers please i need your honest advice.

Well in ma opinion, gainin ur trust bac is very paramount so I fink ur mum shud do d work of explainin 2ur husband...cos if I b ur hubby I no go believ ur good mornin o
Meanwhile nt every1 bleeds on dia 1st time

@ice....I de tells u...ur mind is dia

ℓ☺ℓ....only dis woman na 9ja e remain Apga cap

If u dnt wake up lk dis 2mao....refresh ur sleep

Career advice for teenagers

So how can you plan? The best advice I can give
you is to get the best education you can. Study
subjects that interest you. Keep as many doors
open as possible.
This means keeping your options wide open.
Don’t specialise too early. Try to learn a little
about as many subjects as you can.

What if Sir Alexander Fleming, who discovered
penicillin, had never become a pharmacologist?
Medicine would be completely different. Many
people’s lives would not have been saved by
penicillin.
Or if John Lennon and Paul McCartney had never
learnt to play the guitar? The rich and diverse
world of music we enjoy would just not be the
same.

So try as many things as you can, leisure activities as well as educational. Join in at sports, learn a musical instrument, swimming,
take up golf –perhaps you will find a career in
leisure?

What about politics and current affairs –do they
interest you –maybe you are a future Prime
minister or news reporter?
And take your education seriously
too .Qualifications can open doors for you, and
lack of qualifications can mean some doors
remain closed.
For example many large corporations have
graduate entry schemes, and these are the best
route to management.
But not everyone is academic, and some of us are
destined to work in other sectors, perhaps the
caring sector, or leisure. So be realistic, assess
your academic ability with career advisors, family
and teachers. Go as far as you can with education,
but when you are no longer enjoying your
studies, perhaps it is time to look for something
else.

Lifetime learning is a well-accepted principle now,
and you can always come back to studying later.
Bear in mind though that “later” you may have
family and responsibilities that will make
returning to study a challenge
economically .That’s why it is best to go as far as
you can in your youth when you don’t have any
other responsibilities.

#Focus

Weak strategic....
Cos na stil mumu go fall 4ur strategic
#team GMB

[quote author=lalasticlala post=29916603][/quote]Chai.....wat a painful death

Lesson learnt: problem shared is half solved

RIP dude

twerkjack:
1.WHENEVER I MASTURBAT£..........I IMAGINE, IM THE GUY, AND I DO D PENETRATION ELSE I DNT CUUMM

2. WHENEVER I SLLEP...................I HAVE WET DREAMS, AND I CUMMM BEFORE DAYBREAK (WHICH IS SOMETHING ASSOCIATED WITH MEN)

3.WHENEVER IM IN A RELATIONSHIP.....I LOSE INTEREST IN THE GUY ONCE IVE BANGED HIM (NO MATTER HOW MUCH I LIKED HIM BEFORE)

4. WHENEVER IM IN DREAMLAND............. I SEE MYSELF AS A MAN WITH A WIFE AND 2 CHILDREN
5. WHENEVER IM ALONE.............CANT STOP MYSELF FROM THINKING ALOUD, AND SOMETIMES PPL THINK IM CRAZY... MATTER OF FACT, I FREAKED MA ROOMIE OUT SO MUCH SHE MOVED OUT SO PLZ PPL CAN I CALL ALL THIS..,..... PROBLEMS I NEED UR HELP!

Get some therapy

[b][/b]
1. Take time for Healing: Yes, its hard to b alone but harder to find ursef right back in d same kinda painful relationship.

2. Until you do number 1, don't trust ur instinct.

3. Beware of the old stuff in a new disguise: For instance, leavin an alcoholic for a workaholic.

4. Be willing to b uncomfortable during the process of choosing differently: just cos something feels wrong doesn't necessarily mean that it is. It may mean dt ure truly givn ursef d gift of doing tings differently.

5. If u find ursef doin d same old tin, hit d eject button and get some therapy.

[quote author=dejt4u post=29843431][/quote]Well his motive is jst havin governorship aspirant on his Curriculum vitae jst lk u pointed out...there's always a clown in evry class


Meanwhile let d best man win...I dnt vote party I vote personality...PDP 4 lagos, APC 4 Nigeria

iiichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] First off his experience and track record is nothing to write home about,secondly our national constitution asked for minimum WASC to prove his eligibility and not 'experience and track record' Thirdly, if our current Phd ain't good enough shouldn't the APC resurrect another PHD or SAN to contest this election instead of insulting their educational standings and that of Nigerian graduates in their millions by belching out an old skeleton who has never deemed it fit to finish secondary school since he was kicked out of ASO rock 30 years ago.. [/color]

Dumb ass...u jst said he has a waec meanin he finishd secondary school....moreova military school wey him go beta pass ur Phd dts if u av ur bsc already