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PoliticsRe: Zimbabweans Wish Mugabe Will Learn From Nigeria by U2ice(m): 11:21pm On Apr 01, 2015
hardbody:
You forgot the chibok girls
....U mean chibok women? undecided
PoliticsRe: Zimbabweans Wish Mugabe Will Learn From Nigeria by U2ice(m): 11:17pm On Apr 01, 2015
Chai so proud rite nw 2 b a nigerian cos of ur single act...God bless u Jona

Y I no kan vote 4u sef?

Or beta stil split d vote
PoliticsRe: I Regret My Action, Says Orubebe by U2ice(m): 7:41am On Apr 01, 2015
Ur sins r 4givn, therefore go n sin no more...receive ur penance go n escort Mr Jona to otuoke
PoliticsRe: I Regret My Action, Says Orubebe by U2ice(m): 7:36am On Apr 01, 2015
Mization:
I lost all respect for that man since I saw this pic of him feeling like a god. He's not fit to represent Primary school students in a public event.
Blame those fools on the floor
Jokes EtcRe: 25 April Fools Day Pranks You Can Play On Friends by U2ice(m): 7:26am On Apr 01, 2015
Ruty88:
all this things as April fool? that balloon own na im make sense small
Num 9 sef try but na mk person no receive slap b4 em get time shout d april fool
PoliticsRe: Buhari Wins Borno To Consolidate Victory by U2ice(m): 12:36am On Apr 01, 2015
wasco24:
hahahahahah u bad oooo
gringringringrin
PoliticsRe: Buhari Wins Borno To Consolidate Victory by U2ice(m): 12:35am On Apr 01, 2015
grin
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari Wins Borno To Consolidate Victory by U2ice(m):
J- Just

E- Ended

G- Goodluck

A- Administration

Buhari has just jegalise goodluck
CelebritiesRe: Afrocandy: ''I Won't Visit Nigeria If Buhari Becomes President'' by U2ice(m): 8:14pm On Mar 31, 2015
Ode...
PoliticsRe: "I Am So Proud Of My Husband" – Aisha Buhari by U2ice(m): 6:46pm On Mar 31, 2015
Chai dis is d kinda 1st lady we deserve.....can mama p write dis?

D era of 'na only u waka come" don end

*saibaba congrats my 9ja pple
PoliticsRe: Gov. Amaechi Laughing So Hard! Pic by U2ice(m): 6:33pm On Mar 31, 2015
edinnaija:
Em teeth dey smell, Any bodi get tooth paste for there grin failure to deliver your state means incompetence grin
Say that to Sambo
PoliticsRe: Gov. Amaechi Laughing So Hard! Pic by U2ice(m): 6:31pm On Mar 31, 2015
#babanowthatyourethere abeg create Jobs for us unemployed oo

PoliticsRe: Godday Orubebe (PDP) Accuses Jega Of Bias by U2ice(m): 1:29pm On Mar 31, 2015
LockDown69:
Orubebe made a joke of himself, so unprofessional. 3 Gbosa's and unlimited likes for professor Jega.
S.I unit of calmness,class,composure is Jega
PoliticsRe: Godday Orubebe (PDP) Accuses Jega Of Bias by U2ice(m): 1:26pm On Mar 31, 2015
Lol

Jokes EtcRe: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by U2ice(m): 8:30am On Mar 31, 2015
hamenzy:
i try small
GEJ2019
De dia mk pant de wear u....

#babanowthatyourethere make sure dis kind person no de NL
Jokes EtcRe: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by U2ice(m): 11:46pm On Mar 30, 2015
Jega [je-ga] - verb 1. The act of building excitement and suddenly call for recess; Also see; suspense
Usage: I'll Jega you.
PoliticsRe: Jega To Announce Presidential Election Results: Part 3 by U2ice(m): 11:42pm On Mar 30, 2015
Jega [je-ga] - verb 1. The act of building excitement and suddenly call for recess; Also see; suspense
Usage: I'll Jega you.

So far so Good
Nairaland GeneralNigeriadecides# by U2ice(op): 9:33pm On Mar 28, 2015
I think this is the most closely followed nigeria election with d loudest voice....

Even my 7yrs old niece is talkin abt it
PoliticsELECTION 2015 by U2ice(op): 3:33pm On Mar 28, 2015
Irrescpective of who wins, 1 tin is certain...

YOUR HUSTLE WILL ALWAYS PUT FOOD ON YOUR TABLE.

Just VOTE.. Don't impose your Opinion on Us.. GEJ is a Lion.. Buhari is a Wolf.. Even we sef no be sheep.. We are a Lawless Lot.. Irrespective of who wins.. Just gimme Peace... cos I need to go out on Monday to get my daily bread.

VOTE RIGHT AND SAY NO TO VIOLENCE!!!
Nairaland GeneralPolice Arrest Party Agent by U2ice(op): 3:26pm On Mar 28, 2015
Police have arrested a party agent who was found with fake result sheet at Ward 6 Unit 3, Opobo/Njoku, Delta State this afternoon while accreditation was going on in that part of the State.

http:///98bQPD
Science/TechnologyRe: What My Friend found In a 40gig HDD by U2ice(m): 10:52pm On Mar 26, 2015
martyns303:
Does this even make any sense?
I no need so...

D guy was high on water wen he was typin dt
PoliticsRe: Alli Olanusi, Ondo Deputy Governor Decamps To APC by U2ice(m): 2:51pm On Mar 26, 2015
Season of defection...

Jona ll soon defect

I jst de observe
PoliticsRe: Alli Olanusi, Ondo Deputy Governor Decamps To APC by U2ice(m): 2:48pm On Mar 26, 2015
Season of defection....

Jona ll soon defect

I jst de observe
FashionRe: See What Friends Gave To This Lady At Her Bridal Shower by U2ice(m): 8:53am On Mar 24, 2015
prettyjo:
see how she cuddled that di.ck
So u can knw wat a dick is...

Lookin so innocent on ur dp
PoliticsRe: Benue Apc Youth Leader Looses Right Hand(graphic Photos) by U2ice(m): 9:05pm On Mar 23, 2015
Too much Hollywood movie....


Or mayb he tote its knockout

Yeye de smell
PhonesRe: Check Out How MTN Tariffs Looked Like In 2001 by U2ice(m): 9:24am On Mar 21, 2015
Lolz...I rem I make calls wiv stop watch den cos de charge per min den...chai change is constant!
FashionRe: Before & After: Girl Bleaches Skin And Abuses Dark-skinned Girls..lol by U2ice(m): 11:37pm On Mar 17, 2015
BeeBeeOoh:
No matter how she bleaches, she can't be brighter than her future..
How u take knw say her future bright....

Dat slowpoke!
Jokes EtcRe: Catch Me If U Can! by U2ice(op): 11:46pm On Mar 16, 2015
joviegghead:
Chai! Rotflol!what u see is what u get. Call this joke boring? Hell NO! Nice one bro
Tnks bro....no mind dt man

#badbelleisallowed
Jokes EtcRe: Catch Me If U Can! by U2ice(op): 11:44pm On Mar 16, 2015
iceberylin:
[size=20pt]B00000000RING grin[/size]
Hmm...borin 2u cos d sex didn't happen ba? #ntoor
Jokes EtcCatch Me If U Can! by U2ice(op): 8:01pm On Mar 16, 2015
A fat man saw an fitness program ad that says, “LOSE 5KG weight IN A WEEK“

He calls and said, “I would like to join!“

The lady at the end of the call replied, “OK, be ready at 6am tomorrow morning."

Next morning, he opens the door and finds a hot babe with shoes, mini skirt and a shirt saying, “If you catch me, you can have sex with me!“ Immediately, the girl starts running...

The guy starts running after her but couldn't catch her. He chased her unsuccessfully for the whole week and loses 5kg He then asks for the 10kg program.

Next morning at 6, he opens the door and saw even an hotter babe in pant and bra saying, “If you catch me, you can have sex me “

He loses 10kg that week after another unsuccessful chase So he said to the lady, “This program is nice! Let me try the 25kg.

But the lady was surprised, “Are you sure You can?!"

The man was adamant.

So next morning at the same time, he opens the door expecting to see a sexy babe, but finds an huge, broad chested strong man saying, “If I catch you, I will have sex with you!“

That week alone, he lost 150kg (Right now, he‘s still drinking tin milk and malt to recover some lost flesh)
FoodRe: 15 Ways Of Drinking Garri by U2ice(m): 10:53pm On Mar 13, 2015
Garri,Akara n bread....
RomanceRe: Dear Ladies What Is The Craziest Stuff You Have Done For A Guy by U2ice(m): 8:39pm On Mar 13, 2015
EggovinMma:
But my best was a dinner planned date With the most wonderful man in my life.He complains that I dont love him, na so so money money money.So that val day, I called him at night to meet me up at Lagoon restaurant. He came, looked at me then sat down with a smile et al.He was lighted. The dinner came to an end and I paid and he was like " woo ooooo, my angel" grin

Back home, I asked him to stop the car at Radisson Blu, he just packed came down and was watching me as I took his hand.I already booked a room that afternoon, I wanted to fuccck my man and I did! grin grin grin.







The next day, I opened my handbag to see some cash.He replaced the cash I spent grin cheesy cheesy grin












Truth is,The money I spent was part of the , one he forgot in his drawer 3 months before he travelled for hols. grin grin grin grin.As e no ask for am, I pocket the money. tongue tongue smiley wink cheesy grin angry sad shocked cool huh embarassed tongue lipsrsealed undecided kissAll joIn.



*hope he is not here o*
Rotfl....abeg tell us d part2 of d nollywood...cnt wait

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