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A fat man saw an fitness program ad that says, “LOSE 5KG weight IN A WEEK“

He calls and said, “I would like to join!“

The lady at the end of the call replied, “OK, be ready at 6am tomorrow morning."

Next morning, he opens the door and finds a hot babe with shoes, mini skirt and a shirt saying, “If you catch me, you can have sex with me!“ Immediately, the girl starts running...

The guy starts running after her but couldn't catch her. He chased her unsuccessfully for the whole week and loses 5kg He then asks for the 10kg program.

Next morning at 6, he opens the door and saw even an hotter babe in pant and bra saying, “If you catch me, you can have sex me “

He loses 10kg that week after another unsuccessful chase So he said to the lady, “This program is nice! Let me try the 25kg.

But the lady was surprised, “Are you sure You can?!"

The man was adamant.

So next morning at the same time, he opens the door expecting to see a sexy babe, but finds an huge, broad chested strong man saying, “If I catch you, I will have sex with you!“

That week alone, he lost 150kg (Right now, he‘s still drinking tin milk and malt to recover some lost flesh)

Garri,Akara n bread....

EggovinMma:
But my best was a dinner planned date With the most wonderful man in my life.He complains that I dont love him, na so so money money money.So that val day, I called him at night to meet me up at Lagoon restaurant. He came, looked at me then sat down with a smile et al.He was lighted. The dinner came to an end and I paid and he was like " woo ooooo, my angel"

Back home, I asked him to stop the car at Radisson Blu, he just packed came down and was watching me as I took his hand.I already booked a room that afternoon, I wanted to fuccck my man and I did! .







The next day, I opened my handbag to see some cash.He replaced the cash I spent












Truth is,The money I spent was part of the , one he forgot in his drawer 3 months before he travelled for hols. .As e no ask for am, I pocket the money. All joIn.



*hope he is not here o*

Rotfl....abeg tell us d part2 of d nollywood...cnt wait

Which type de again 2 marry wen u don list all finish....

Meanwhile God stil de mud ma type of woman

Karma just f**ked chelshit up....

pinkycute:
No problem

In cash oo

Dnt like bin paid in kind cos I aint so kind...

pinkycute:
Uchechukwu/Uchechi - God's will


That's me Uchechi- God's strength

U go pay 4 d name o ...

Namesake of lyf

hamzyluv:
i received message in my inbox, but i no fill any form ooo. i used my 2 email to try the site then but i cant proceed beyond the email authentication page....

Gbam! We de d same league

I haven't filled d form yet I av only confirmd my email but I did receive the msg...

+ I cnt access the form....pls who knws hw I can go abt it?

mifavour:
some men are insatiable. If u like do all the styles u know while
l bleeping they can't just stop watching indecency!


bottom line the man is an addict! at d same time stvpid

Same wiv women 2....

Some girls r ready 2go TDB if its possible

A typical 9ja firm wud arrest dis dude...nt knwin de v got wt de need

Na xo we see em oo

Orijin101:
I'm not swearing for u na i only said "God forbid" in igbo, yoruba and hausa

so, which kind of igbo should i add? wet igbo, cuban igbo, ajegunle igbo or which one?

Give em shrine sk

Nt responding jawe

Nice 1

Sex cnt b removed cos its stamped by God..

So removin God 4rm smtin he'd stamped cn NEVER survive...

If dia wasn't sex, dia must b smtin else

Hmm reminds me of ma crazy days in skool

Used d crazy act of bathin out chop 10k bet in ma 300l(5yrs bac)....+ a lodge bebe cos she luvd wt she saw

AndreRose:
Yah it has. Whenever I see children taking their bath outside I will just smile.

Hmmm do de even stil agree 2bath outside? Cos ma niece of 7 no go gree oo...

#childrenofnowadays

Cos u made 4rm dust

Bath 4rm nw til 2mao, ur towel go stil dirty

mifavour:
chill!

Ok...dnt worry I wud soon b ready,jst gettin tinz properly in shape

mifavour:
haha when I give birth i'll treat her as one

What r u still waitin 4?

mifavour:
ain't got a kid sis

Adopt 1....de r adorable n hilarious

Mine is....
"Hmm uncle ur hand is smellin igbo"

...Jst finishd smokin den playfully rubbed ma hand on d face of ma lil niece.....I shock wen I hear 'igbo'

jmoore:
The Pastor got F9 in biology.

Ok...

So tell us wat u knw

Well....I pray in 6WEEKS, BH 4 don disappear mayb dem 4 don ask of amnesty

Yungwizzzy:
The guy tire 4 the yeye country wey we dey so


military rubbished to the floor by Jonathan


#March4Buhari

Now its #march4Buhari not marchuari(mortuary)...

Yungwizzzy:
The guy tire 4 the yeye country wey we dey so


military rubbished to the floor by Jonathan


#March4Buhari

Now its #march4Buhari ....ℓ☺ℓ not marchuari (mortuary)

Hehehe.....@ marchuari (mortuary).....

Landers una no go kill person wiv laff

olas24u:
elections is won by popular support and numbers including strategies,Kano and Lagos have the highest number of voters and its APC ,so where will GEJ votes coming from explain

But unfortunately lagos have less than average dt av actually picked dia PVC....so many pple av relocated.....fashola don pursue pple go dia village

Anyways I stil wish #teamAPC GOODLUCK