searching4love:



THE YEEBOES WILL NEVER VOTE ROCHAS BECAUSE HE IS A PROGRESSIVE. THEY RATHER CHANNEL THEIR ENERGY FIGHTING FOR THE OWNERSHIP OF LAGOS. Awon eleriibuu

what a waste! Your mother must be very ashamed of you and your destiny. Cretin! Bastard son of a thousand fathers! Fool!

tpiah99:


since you solved your problem yourself, why open a thread about it?

what kinds of comments are you looking for?

the purpose of the OP was to ask a question.. U didn't answer it..

So, I went home to visit my folks on Sunday. Went to my room and discovered the bolts to it have been taken off . I shrugged and settled in. Took the precaution of using an old pair of boxers as a sort of hook for the door to avoid someone barging in on me while I'm having my alone time which I observe nekkid..

Well, today while observing my alone time, earphones in my ear listening to Bon Jovi's, 'It Is My Life', I observed my door was being pushed; before I could get a cover cloth, my dad just bust into the room I just lay there like roast chicken pretending to be oblivious of his presence..

Next, he tapped me and said, 'what are you doing? I replied, 'you shouldn't have barged in like that'.. he immediately went into a tirade of how it's his house and how he can damn well enter anywhere he wants to.. I simply packed my stuff and went back to base.

Anyway, my question is, should parents bust into their children's rooms, yes, even in their own house?

Many a time, we hear people use hackneyed expressions, eg, 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder', 'one man's meat is another's poison' but is that really the case?

Does your preference for light skinned ladies make Tiwa Savage ugly? Or, Agbani Darego ugly because you prefer ladies like Omotola?

Personally I feel that there's objective beauty.. A standard.. Something everyone appreciates irrespective of preference. For example, I'm very dark skinned, hence an inherent attraction to light skinned ladies. It however won't make me term Tiwa ugly.

Beauty is objective, attraction however is Subjective.. Any thoughts?

Talon05:
You never know with women.

James Hadley Chase

loolzz..dt will be durin d intercessory prayers..its nt really enthroned as most importnt in d place I worship

For me -

8:00am - 8:15am: Opening Prayers and hymns

8:15am - 8:45: Search The Scriptures (Sunday School)

8:45am - 9:00am: Summary

9:00am - 9:30am: Hymns and Intercessory prayers and announcements

9:30am - 9:45am: Bible Reading and Choir

9:45am to 11:00am: Main Message and Prayers

SpicyMimi: Too late...

https://www.nairaland.com/1181209/accountancy-students-lets-meet-here

made FP sef...

lol, well, that was almost a year ago..new accountants joined nairaland, aspiring accountants became student accountants, student accountants became professional accountants..alot happened and we discuss all that now..problems..etc..*wink

As the topic implies, accountants, student accountants and peeps who wish to be accountants, register your presence on this forum, here.

For me, I'm an accountancy graduate from the University of Nigeria, Nsukka..well, Enugu Campus - 2012/2013 session..waiting to serve.

Fellow accountants, lets hear yours

Michelle's own aint serious jor.. I mean the type were someone is talking to you and you keep looking back and sideways to be sure you're really the one being spoken to

My friends and I were making small talk over drinks and one of them said, 'If Beyonce get HIV con teh me say make I f..k am, I no go waste time.. If I do am finish sef, I go advertise am for TV say na Beyonce give me HIV'

As a dude, would you get HIV from Mariah Carey, Rihanna, Beyonce, Meagan Good, or any of your favorite celebrity for a chance to have sex with em?

..and as a lady would you get HIV from Timberlake, Drake, Idris Elba or any of your favorite male celebrity for a chance to have sex with em?

A friend of mine, has found someone he wishes to get married to.. Infact, he has engaged her..the only snag here is, the lady in question is 'cross-eyed' that is she has the '4:30 eyes'..
This dude isn't struggling at all, as a matter of fact, he's handsome, tall, wealthy, bla bla bla..however, this girl meets his every standards and he has decided to tie the knot with her..
His only palaver is if the ish could be transferred to his children..
I told him that if his wife-to-be with her 'cross eye' could get a good man to marry, then his children have no problem..he should simply give em proper training.. What do you guys think?

Big.game:
I can still remember my goodmans portable cd player, the thing shack me like mad, that time my friend use because of am dey beef me later another friend stole it, i cry no be small .

hehehehe..na LG I rock that time.. Mine had that anti-shock capability..so, the music doesn't stop/pause when there's an impact

greatgod2012: Yes, i have seen.



Threads like this makes me annoys, as if albinos are not human beings like us.

u're takin it the wrong way woman..no one is bashing them..

wild child: i can still remember vivdly that i ran away with a friend's walkman with The Game's album The documentary hoping to return it back the following day back in the high school then,so i can listen very well and "pose' with it too in my area but the joy was short lived when my best friend appeared with owner of the walkman on an okada,and i was already "scoping" one girl using a walkman as a show off,omo the babe just walked away when the owner of the walkman collected it, bck on the bike and zoomed off...shame catch me no be small that day oo

as in ehh, with the big headsets that is normally used with em

Andyblaze: what a question! Infact OP just...

sorry man, didn't know you're an albino..sincerest apologies..

You see? This is serious! We need more responses jor..moderators how far nw? Heard about the using them for juju thing too..but I don't think every albino has been used for juju jor

I was on a stroll with a friend today and we saw an albino that was when he said, 'albino no de die'.. I replied with 'everybody go peme one day jare', he continued with, 'oya, you don see albino obituary poster before?' to which I gave a hearty laugh.. However, on thinking about, I realised I haven't..abeg, una don see?

I remember those days whn they were no mobile phones that all we had for music on the go was the walkman for tapes and for those who could afford them, portable CD players..
Good times..


Ehh, the phones are better anyway

BluIvy:
Aint going anywhere!

I want to kiss you

apoti: I think Fela Anikulapo Kuti first called them "Yellow Fever"

kokoA: Fela gave them that name I think.. That's what my mum told me.

apoti: I think Fela Anikulapo Kuti first called them "Yellow Fever"

that answer seems more plausible..thanks.. I wonder why anyway..

lyrical: U plp dwn here call dm 'yellow fever'?... we call dm 'green headache' in d states.....

sounds even worse.. Got a clue of where it all started from?

tosinjoe: Yellow shirt

loolzz..even then the shirts aren't exactly colored yellow..more like orange

I've been mulling over this for a long time, right from the late 80s, its been like that - referring to the traffic wardens as 'yellow fever'. Probably someone here will be able to shed some light on it..

kachiz: Once u ve been padlocked in the friend zone, even chain saw cant fit break you out.
just be a sexual man and stop waiting for the right time.
the morlafucking time is NOW!!

hehehe, I learnt that abt 11 yrs ago..jst saw my kid bro lamenting nd rememberd my own experience

The whole 'friend zone' thing has become kinda an anthem for boys these days.. Its actually very sad, a boy meets a girl or a boy (depending on his se.x.ual inclinations) and because he decides to respect her and not make a move - like kiss her on the very night of their first date, the boy is termed as 'sweet' by the girl and summarily relegated to the 'friend zone'..

Now, I really don't understand the workings of a girl's thought processes, but I like to think that as a sane human, entering into a meaningful relationship with someone that is your friend, you know, someone you trust to the point of sharing your heart's deepest secrets with, will mean a more solid, longer lasting relationship, as the foundation is already laid..foundation of understanding, care, complete knowledge of the other person's likes and dislikes and all that...

The ladies always say, the 'sex' changes everything..infact, the latest I heard is, the 'title' changes everything - the title, girlfriend..

Ladies, over to you, why do you prefer a butt-spanking-on-a-first-date nigga to one that will wait till he understands you before making a move?

Frankly, the subject of predestination is a very touchy one..from the religious perspective, if indeed, predestination is, then God is cruel..because, in the end, no matter what u do, if you're gonna go to hell, assuming it exists, you'll still end up there and if you're gonna go to heaven..no matter how badly you live, you'll reach heaven..prolly, your death will be such that you'll be able to mutter 'Lord remember me in your kingdom' like the thief on the cross before you take your last breath..

However, if, predestination, isnt, then many portions in scriptures instantly become a contradiction. How's that? Well, the Bible says, 'I know the thots I have for you......to give you an expected end'..moreover, it begs the question, is God omniscient?? If he is, and he knew all a person's actions will culminate in d person landing in hell, why let him come to earth? I mean He says He's not willing that any should perish..

Infact, it is just confusing.. I prefer to rather not engage my brains in that thought..it never yields any result..

twogood: What kind of intensive exercise in particular? May actually help guys try it out, check out and then share.

ohh, nothing serious oo.. I'm tired of lifiting weights..so, its jst push ups, then pull ups on a hung horizontal pole.. I dnt rily knw its professional name

I just finished an intensive work out and for the first time since I started working out, I just paused to check out my 'thing'..lo and behold, I couldn't even recognise it..

It made me remember some years back when I had business to do in Ogoja, Crossriver State and the order of the day then was the theft of the male private part, infact, one of my friends had his own stolen, we had to call a pastor.. Thing is, the organ doesnt disappear..it just shrinks to the size of a baby's.. Then, when someone was caught after taking another person's organ, he confessed in the police station after being rescued from the mob that almost killed him to being sent by an Alhaji for a fee of 75k.. The trick is that, he taps a person on the shoulder and thing goes straight to the Alhaji.. He couldn't even return it..

Anyway, on looking at mine, the pictures of my friend's baby size thingy came flooding back and if not for my altruistic nature.. I for shout die.. The thing however became normal shaa..

Does yours shrink like that too? Err, males only

Maybe its just a stage of life, maybe it'll pass and I'll outgrow it all..but lately, I find myself being skeptical about anything religious.. I mistakenly tune to a christian channel and I find the whole thing either extremely amusing or enormously annoying..

The clergy don't help matters at all, when they simply can not explain something, they tell you, you have to accept it by faith..or that the hidden things belong to God..

Now, those that claim to know how to make me lose my doubts, end up making statements and assumptions they can't use the scriptures to back up..

That is when you begin to hear stuff like, 'there was a gap between Gen 1:1 and 1:2', 'Adam MUST have given birth to other kids that Cain wz able to marry', 'God SEEMS to have created the other people that Cain said were going to kill him', 'the prophecy in Matt 26:9 was through Zachariah when it is clearly stated Jeremy'..etc

The Bible is infallible as we're led to believe..there however are unexplainable mistakes.. Should we live our lives based on a book that states that it is complete and accurate, I mean, something inspired by God couldn't be inaccurate now..

Why soo many different conflicting doctrines?? With proofs from the Bible to lend them credence, which is false and which should we believe? Is He that was made a little lower than the angels, He that doesn't know of when the rapture will take place, is He equal with God the Father? Is there a place called hell for all sinners? So many conflicts..

Lastly, if I was born into a muslim home, will I still believe that Jesus is the only way? The billions of people convinced that their own religious tenets are the truth, will they all die and burn eternally in hell? Someone will tell me about the time of Noah..but then shouldn't God give a physical sign, something very glaring..to tell everyone that this or that is the right way? You tell me the supernatural happens in christianity but they happen in every other religion and there are even many other religions that lead better, morally upright lives than christians..christians may even be the worst people on earth..

I still however believe that there is a God, The First Cause, The Creator of everything seen and unseen..