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Arent you tired of sexy speech by manipulators

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SultanOfPuna:
; Do

the one that is happy from misery of others

I know you like bad news because social media have programmed you to like bad news, now you are so addicted to bad news and you cant stop it, the more bad news you read the more you get adrenaline and dopamine, a day without bad news makes you depress because it is the known way for you to rant out your frustrations, happiness and hate because of the misery of another person.

Now, let me feed your addiction whether you will like this positive news

I meet this fine girl from Nairaland and she made me had a High interest value(HIV) on her by taking it slowly with me, she became so mysterious to me that i cant stop thinking about her.

She is a girl of high value and taste, she didn't bring all her card to the table. what a mysterious girl, anyway, i like her

Let it be known that this is just a manipulation of the human mind because i know the heading will attract lot of views and also abuses from the less unfortunates and depressed in our society. There are 2 emotions that trigger emotions and response from many nairalanders on romance section, sex and bad news(broke shaming, slut shaming etc).

Have fun

Kestolove:
U stay in niger state? Pls wia in niger state cox am also base dia....ND post the list of donors here let me point to ur company for u

Do you want to come over?

Staphylococcus:
[s]You want privacy and still want me to guess? Are you familiar the words you typing.

[/s]

Why is it hard for you to use your brain to join pieces together even though some clue was given

Staphylococcus:
"For privacy reasons, i wont show you my company name."

And you still want people to guess?

Is it English that's confusing you, or you the one confusing English.

Just guess, use that part of your brain that thinks

I live in Niger state but because i have some dealings in Lagos state, i decided to donate some amount of money through my company to the Lagos state government for the fight against Covid 19.

Ladies and Gentlemen, as i was on my own, My Nairaland American Girl friend, read a post on Nairaland about list of donors to Lagos state government and my company name was listed among them.

I was shocked. Even though the amount was small, my company name was still listed

For privacy reasons, i wont show you my company name.

If you can, Grab the donors list and try to guess my company's name, a reward awaits you.

Acrofab:
sorry for the loss. don't worry you will soon join him so that you people will continue eating the suya from where you stopped.

thank you.

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What sort of garbage is this?

I missed my hero, my role model and i missed eating suya with Papa in my father's House when i was young.

Now that he is gone, i feel so depressed and sad, my Nairaland girl-friend uplifted me with good music and a lap dance.

I am a little bit happy but deep down i know nobody can filled the void that man left in me, he was more than a father.

Bleep Chinese Virus, Bleep Chinese people, they have taken more lives than some natural disasters. PIGS

I will choose the wife.

A child is replaceable in as much as a wife is also replaceable but since we are married we can always get another.

I dont know why you posted a private convo on nairaland, what stays on private convo stays there except you want us to bash the guy and then make him popular or you are just seeking for attention.

It seems you were pained.

but think for a while, if someone had posted all your private convo online, how will you feel?

At the end of the day, drum and guitar, piano and trumpet, won't put food on the table.

MzCynthia:
Thrash talk. Leave my mentions fool!

Come and carry me away, prostitute, low class hoe.

author=MzCynthia post=88397268]

Learn to quote next time.

And my dick hasn't risen.it doesnt rise because of a mere picture of you.

Also

I have a big suspicion of girls that use preeq instead of dick or pennis

Preeq is a common word used by low class girls, street girls or street prostitutes.

MzCynthia:
Some of you boys are not smart at all... cos I uploaded my pic doesn't mean he will see this profile. Besides, he visits NL once in a blue moon and mostly active in the auto section.

Let's be guided

This is the Dumbest Statement ever on Nairaland.

You arent smart at all, you have a low IQ to write what you wrote down.

Your boyfriend is on Nairaland and you posted your picture.

You do not want to meet anybody, you just want attention

Girls that want discreet sex from Nairaland, post without pictures.

I have met some here, i believe you are fake.

DanceVille:
My romantic moment experience*\\\\\***

On a bright day, woke up around 7am, have my usual prayers. Prepared my breakfast, watched a Korean series (Class of lies). Took my bathe after taking a long time in watching the movie. It was 12 noon already, and somehow bored. Got a call from Kemi, requested of I can come to her hostel to just keep her company.
Replied her, "I'm coming soon". Took a bike, without even negotiating the fee. Got to her hostel, sat on her bed. She served with chilled Bigi Chapman.

Fast forward...
Twas rainy heavily on Wednesday evening that same daywhen I was inside with the girl that inside the room.

We were watching a movie on my phone, it was actually an adult movie in which I didn't even tell her before. Whenever they try having sex in the movie, she fast forward it.

I just dey look her for one corner sha.

Twas around 6pm and the rain was still falling, we both lay down on the bed. Was using my hand to rub her legs. She asked me to stop, but I didn't. Left the leg, moved in to her ear, from her ear to those smiling and enticing tits.
She kept on saying stop but me no answer her oo.

Fast track..

She was already on, she just drew me closer, off my clothes, did same to hers also with a romantic French kiss. Grab her trouser, pulled down, off her g string pant.

Gave her head, she was moaning like a dog. Got my dick out And gave her a really mad sex.


Since that day, we had became friends with benefit.

How is that romantic?

negro you have had sex, nothing romantic about it

Justbehave:
Low self esteem has made you to impersonate another moniker. Shame on you. Fake ass niggar.

it is not my fault that you have to hate. only a low-self esteem boy like you hate on a balling nigga.

Ultralexo:
I just hope the so called girl is not reading this threads

i posted it with her permission, she is popular here, so there will be no need to put her in danger.

Most people can try to guess who is she but 100% they will never know her moniker

M00N:
Ubunja comman see the mad man wey dey impersonate you o

Foolish idiot you think the great ubunja will be asking a bunch of simps&betas what gift to buy a hoe

you are a big loser. it is not my fault that you can not afford to buy a woman a gift

broke men call women hoes while stupid men call other men that go against their man made rules simps and betas

you are suffering from Sheep Syndrome

i am living the fullest life of an independent explorer and adventurer, while you live in a rule created by another man, continue living in a cage called the redpill.

mmars:
Degree in lying

when you dont have, every story is a lie

Rickjordan:
for long-term gift get her some pearl necklace or maybe wrist watch, short term....Chocolate ice cream, pizza... I know your real account tho, but continue

Thanks

mmars:
Na lie go kill some people

it is not my fault that you dont have what i have.

stormborn28:
this is what is happening right now

do you have any suggestion of non expensive gift for her? if not, go to another thread.

stormborn28:
just take a look at yourself

i just did that and i saw myself again

peterangelo:
Ok

do you have any suggestion of a non expensive gift i could get for her?

Makavelli25:
Fake ubanja
Continue chasing clout

I smh

it is not my fault that after reading a whole book of redpill, you couldnt still catch a woman.

dont worry, you will continue to shake your head until it falls off

This Morning, i heard a soft knock on my door and guess who was it, the girl from Nairaland with a gift in her hands,(a Mug), she wore a long colorful gown, i hugged her, she smelled so good from her hair to toe that i couldn't leave her, i kissed her on her neck and then gave her a deep french kiss after that, i carried her straight to my dinning table, put her on the table, spread her legs, girl was without pant, i licked my tongue and did justice to her clit, sucking it and teaching her a good lesson with my mouth, after some minutes, she jerked her hips at my mouth, i didnt let her go, i brought out my long and strong King stick, put some oil on it and inserted it into her wet and pink queen's hole, that hole was warm and juicy, i smashed her slowly while rubbing her clit, she was speaking in an unknown language and begging me to go deeper, i went deep, i couldnt control myself, i erupted my milk into the sweet queen's hole, she smiled and laughed, i kissed her passionately and we went to take a shower.

We were naked through out the day, playing games, teasing and discussing politics, after that we massaged one another, i cooked her spiced mashed potatoes mix with eggs, at first she was nervous tasting the food but after sometimes, she fall in love with the food, i kissed her on her forehead and she slapped my bare ass after i called village american girl.

We slept and woke up around 4pm, she kissed me, gave me my gift and left with the pant she left with me the other day

Fellow People of Nairaland, what non expensive gift can i buy for her to return the favour?

Culturedboss1:
Don't be Stupid.
Why is this information necessary??
For Pite Sake ,There are Guys Here Who Flirt with Nldress Every Day on a Low.

that is those guys luck

ZINIBANKS:
Op it's just a normal dream
I Once dream that I bought PJ
Funniest thing na trek I trek go work that day
Like The yourubas use to say dreams are dumb

it is not a dream.

ggrin:
no, it's not.

ok