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I'll change the domain to something that sounds more like a forum for discussing events, not just a picture or video gallery. How do you see it?

Pls @lovetinz and @pastormustwac, what devices did you guys check it with?

@pastormustwac, I'm still testing, I've not made the final release thanks for your criticism, I will keep you posted all the way I really appreciate.

mine is www.myeventsgallery.com

Tnks, for Ur constructive criticism, actually, I hand coded the website from scratch, so it is not a wapka site, @lovetinz, I may change the name pretty soon, and you said it is dull, how?

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Boss, I need it uchdollar@gmail.com

* They say patience is a virtue, go and browse with edge in Nigeria.
* Bugs come in through open Windows.
* Failure is not an option. It comes
bundled with your Microsoft product.
* NT is the only OS that has caused me
to beat a piece of hardware to death
with my bare hands.
* The truth is out there. Anybody got
the URL?
* If at first you don’t succeed; call it
version 1.0.
* My attitude isn’t bad. It’s in beta.
* Concept: On the keyboard of
life, always keep one finger on
the escape button
* Be nice to the nerds, for all
you know they might be the
next Bill Gates!
* Yes! My code compiled, and
my wife just produced the
output
* Windows 98 supports real
multitasking - it can boot and
crash simultaneously
* Norton: Incoming virus - (D)
ownload and save (R)un after
download
Source: http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/55-geeky-line-jokes/
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Add your own!

* In a world without fences and walls,
who needs Gates and Windows?
* An SQL statement walks into a bar
and sees two tables. It approaches,
and asks “may I join you?”
* A doctor, a civil engineer and a
programmer are discussing whose
profession is the oldest.
“Surely medicine is the oldest
profession,” says the doctor. “God
took a rib from Adam and created
Eve and if this isn’t medicine I’ll
be…”
The civil engineer breaks in:
“But before that He created the
heavens and the earth from chaos.
Now that’s civil engineering to me.”
The programmer thinks a bit and
then says:
“And who do you think created
chaos?”
* You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
* Where's the 'like' button for that smile?
* Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you
sudo access.
* Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.
* Are your shirts a compressed file?
Because I'd love to unzip them!
* I would love to change the world, but
they won't give me the source code.

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U guys are d best, I really appreciate.

Yea Lagos obviously, but I'm asking apart from Lagos, which other city is 'good'.

Just wondering, if you wanted to start a tech start-up ie an 'Internet Company', which Nigerian city do you think is d best or among d best cities in Nigeria that has good tech ecosystem. criterias are:
1. Where you will find good developers
2. Where you will easily get funding
3. Where you will meet experienced tech entrepreneurs for mentorship n advices, etc.

City - Aba
Programming Language/Technologies - PHP/MYSQL, Java, Android, VB, HTML & CSS.

I'm in need of php, ajax, javascript, mysql programmers who resides in Aba, Abia state for a very important job collaboration, reply, call or mail me asap. uchdollar@gmail.com 08101309222

sarutobi: What i suggest we do is FAKE IT
I do this most times at work. When we are given tasks i usually will complete mine quickly, but will still be staring at my system and scratching my head. Pretending to be confused is rewarding . Then i will have scrabble or chess in a mini window somewhere.
Seriously though, it is difficult for pple to measure these things.

Badt guy.... I love ur type of staff

I'm Uche, a 23 year old Computer Science graduate Class of 2013 but thanks to ASUU, we're still in school. There is this girl in my town who is a final year student of Rhema university we have known each other for some time now the girl tells me that she loves me in fact she was the one that almost practically forced her self on me, but now, she always requests for money or for me to buy her phone. Right now, I'm confused, I don't know if she truely love or care about me or she just wants material gains from me (mind you, I don't have money at least for now, I will be graduating around march this year). I'm contemplating ignoring and forgetting about her or go forward to have a relationship with her. What do I do, help a brother in need.

I came up with a smart phone app idea, researched the idea and found out that it has great potential, I started creating the product. Now I'm in the verge of completing the product and I seriously need start-up funding to get the product off the ground. my question is, how can I raise funds from individuals or companies or organizations to get my start-up going. I know that there is no silicon valley in Nigeria where Venture Capitalist are every where. please NL, I need your advice.

I came up with a smart phone app idea, researched the idea and found out that it has great potential, I started creating the product. Now I'm in the verge of completing the product and I seriously need start-up funding to get the product off the ground. my question is, how can I raise funds from individuals or companies or organizations to get my start-up going. I know that there is no silicon valley in Nigeria where Venture Capitalist are every where. please NL, I need your advice.

I came up with a smart phone app idea, researched the idea and found out that it has great potential, I started creating the product. Now I'm in the verge of completing the product and I seriously need start-up funding to get the product off the ground. my question is, how can I raise funds from individuals or companies or organizations to get my start-up going. I know that there is no silicon valley in Nigeria where Venture Capitalist are every where. please NL, I need your advice.

I came up with a smart phone app idea, researched the idea and found out that it has great potential, I started creating the product. Now I'm in the verge of completing the product and I seriously need start-up funding to get the product off the ground. my question is, how can I raise funds from individuals or companies or organizations to get my start-up going. I know that there is no silicon valley in Nigeria where Venture Capitalist are every where. please NL, I need your advice.

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