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Business12 Years Old Facebook Account For Sale by ucheheart(op): 10:36am On Dec 03, 2022
I have a Facebook account that is more than 12years old with 5000 active friends for sale

Contact me for negotiations if you are interested on 0 7 0 3 0 9 6 8 3 2 8
SportsRe: Pele Is Hospitalised Over Swollen Body, Heart Issues by ucheheart(m): 8:22am On Dec 01, 2022
Old age sickness, we will all get there someday.
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Unveils His Restaurant; Congrats To Him! by ucheheart(m): 6:05pm On Nov 30, 2022
Goodbye to his music career. He made a wise decision. Music careers don't last forever.
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RomanceRe: Couple Welcome Twins From Embryos Frozen 30 Years Ago by ucheheart(m): 5:54pm On Nov 28, 2022
So the babies are 30years old already or 1year old? How are we sure 30years will not be deducted from their ages? That is, they may not live more than 50years.

All these scientists should stop playing with nature.
PoliticsRe: Atiku And Okowa Pull Out Of Presidential Town Hall Meeting by ucheheart(m): 4:58pm On Nov 22, 2022
And these are the people that want to rule this country. They can run but they can't hide. We will meet them at the 2023 polls.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Atiku Rejected Jonathan's Plea In 2015, Refused To Support Him - Wike by ucheheart(m): 4:37pm On Nov 22, 2022
What goes around comes around. Atiku can not eat his cake and have it.
PoliticsRe: Has Instaforex Nigeria Crashed? by ucheheart(m): 4:36pm On Nov 22, 2022
Goldmind1:
I have been finding it difficult making a withdrawal from my Instaforex account. Instaforex Nigeria said they are having a technical issue with Instaforex Malaysia
I feel Insta Nigeria is possibly crashing. Pls air your view about this.
Whenever I hear instaforex I run with my money
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Unveil New Naira Notes Wednesday by ucheheart(m): 4:30pm On Nov 22, 2022
900warriorz:
If na play make them stop am o huh

Them go dey cut people head for money be that oo..and that will only increase the face value of naira notes and depreciate its purchasing power huh I just hope it's not true. Ask Zimbabwe
Hmm, na true you talk, make we wait till tomorrow.
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Unveil New Naira Notes Wednesday by ucheheart(m): 3:42pm On Nov 22, 2022
99thEnemy:
If your 5000 naira note fall like this, you no go stroke? grin

Then make e come be say your 10k note come loss grin grin
Na faint be that.
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Unveil New Naira Notes Wednesday by ucheheart(m): 2:23pm On Nov 22, 2022
I hear say single N10 000 and N5000 notes go dey among, shey na true?
EducationRe: Pls Help Me ! What Cam I Study With These by ucheheart(m): 1:59pm On Nov 22, 2022
You can study

Economics
Business management\admin
Actuarial science
Insurance
Govt and public administration
Political science
Masscom
Theatre arts
Any education course that is art related
Pure arts etc
PoliticsRe: South-East And Middle Belt Forum Endorses Peter Obi by ucheheart(m):
ShowYourCertificate:
https://www.channelstv.com/2022/11/16/2023-south-east-middle-belt-forum-endorses-peter-obi/
Plus south south too. Edo state is obedient headquarters in south south according to Oba of Benin.
RomanceRe: Please, Advice Needed In Choosing A Wife by ucheheart(m): 7:46pm On Nov 16, 2022
Samantha123:
Fortunately, I'm engaged and my fiance is a slim guy.. In fact, he's obsessed with keeping fit.

We've been together since I was in high school.
Engaged is not marriage but I wish you success in your engagement.
RomanceRe: Please, Advice Needed In Choosing A Wife by ucheheart(m): 7:01pm On Nov 16, 2022
Samantha123:
Wow! Good for you.. grin grin grin

I'm slim, but I can't imagine myself with a fat guy.. he doesn't have to have six pack, as long as he's slim, I'm good.

I just can't imagine myself with fat guy... But I wish you all the best.
Sometimes what you wish in life is not what you get but in case it happens that way, learn to adjust and move on. That's is how I take life.
PoliticsRe: Names Of The Six Countries That Will Split Out Of Nigeria After 2023 Elections by ucheheart(m): 6:56pm On Nov 16, 2022
chrisxxx:
What you are doing is exactly why south is severely cheated. There are local governments in the north far less than 5000 people. But you won't see a northerner talking about it. Have you wondered how Lagos and Kano could have same number of people before Jigawa was carved out of Kano and after carving out Jigawa from Kano the population of Kano is still at par with Lagos? No be magic be that? No northerner will bring this into questioning.
I don't have any problem with the population of any locality , if them like let them be 1 person in each local government, e no concern me. My problem is that he keeps comparing Igbo nation vs ijaw nation population wise, that is why I went to this extent to tell him how ijaw came about their imaginary population.

They can never stand igbos in terms of population. Not today, not in the future. So they should leave out igbos in their agitation.
PoliticsRe: Names Of The Six Countries That Will Split Out Of Nigeria After 2023 Elections by ucheheart(m): 6:50pm On Nov 16, 2022
Owologbo:
The OP might not even be from SS.
Then he should let igbos be.
PoliticsRe: Names Of The Six Countries That Will Split Out Of Nigeria After 2023 Elections by ucheheart(m): 6:49pm On Nov 16, 2022
Lionnation:
your name is ucheheart what does that mean
Proudly an Igbo man.
RomanceRe: Please, Advice Needed In Choosing A Wife by ucheheart(m): 6:47pm On Nov 16, 2022
Samantha123:
Is the slim tea and morning exercises effective though? I mean I've seen fat girls do the same, but as long as they don't change their diet, nothing changes.

Don't you sometimes wish you could carry her, throw her onto the bed and do some crazy things to her? grin grin grin
Who carrying help? Those that I carried in the past, where are they today? I ended up not marrying any of them. We do crazy things indoors but carrying her is not one of them and I don't feel bad abt that. If she even volunteer to carry me, I will gladly accept. Marriage is a two-sided relationship. So she completes me and vice versa.
PoliticsRe: Names Of The Six Countries That Will Split Out Of Nigeria After 2023 Elections by ucheheart(m): 5:58pm On Nov 16, 2022
GreatBoss:
When you are done lying, you rest yourself.
Whether you believe it or not, I don't care cos I don't have to prove myself to anyone.

The truth is there for everyone to see. Go to Aleibiri and ask them if their community is a local government area, you will hear what they will tell you.

Your former deputy Governor (Peremobowei Ebebi ) is from there and it is with his influence they made that village a community and LGA.

Leave igbos alone and face the problems that surround you in your ijaw nation.
RomanceRe: Please, Advice Needed In Choosing A Wife by ucheheart(m): 5:49pm On Nov 16, 2022
Samantha123:
Being a slim girl, I always wondered how do men handle fat girls in the other room.

How is it? cheesy cheesy cheesy

And how do you handle her gaining more body fat after giving birth?
After child birth , she goes on compulsory slim tea for three months and Early morning exercise. As for sex, it is missionary, cowgirl or doggy pending which she comfortable with at that moment.
RomanceRe: Please, Advice Needed In Choosing A Wife by ucheheart(m): 5:34pm On Nov 16, 2022
RedpillAnalyst:
You married a fat woman?
Oh yes I did after the bad experiences I had with slim and average looking girls. Though not obese but plumpy kind of girl that is down to earth with loyalty and humility running in her veins.

I rather have peace of mind than heart attack cos I don't take shit from the opposite sex.
PoliticsRe: Names Of The Six Countries That Will Split Out Of Nigeria After 2023 Elections by ucheheart(m): 5:20pm On Nov 16, 2022
When I was serving in bayelsa state, I participated in registering voters then in Aleibiri , Ekeremo LGA, this people were bringing pictures of dead people for corpers to register them as voters, just to increase their population so they can gain more allocation from federal government, we asked them why can't this people come here physically, they told us to just register them and stop asking questions. they will pay us handsomely. We refused and they recruited new personnels and siezed our money.

Ebi2233 don't come here and be claiming your population is higher than Igbos. The whole ijaw nation is not even up to one quarter of Igbo population.

Aleibiri where I served is a village surrounded by water with a population of not more than 5000 people. The same village is referred to as a community, the same village is referred to as a LGA designate by the state government all this was done so they can get allocation from federal and state government.

How can a village with 5000 maximum population be referred to as a local government area? This can only happen in bayelsa state. So don't come here and be telling us bull shit about how your population is higher than iigbo population.

We know the truth about your so called ijaw nation and all the deceit and lobby going on there. Thank God for NYSC, it was an eye opener.
Technology MarketRe: Beebee P1 Solar by ucheheart(m): 10:37am On Nov 15, 2022
Do you have office in Aba
PoliticsRe: Man With The World's Longest Nose Is Yet To Have Record Broken! by ucheheart(m): 9:01pm On Nov 14, 2022
I also read somewhere that he used his nose to have sex with ladies.
RomanceRe: Please, Advice Needed In Choosing A Wife by ucheheart(m): 6:23pm On Nov 14, 2022
Though they are all the same, so they say but there are some that are better.

If you want to get the better ones you must forget about physical beauty, 99.9% of beautiful girls don't make good wives. Their beauty dey enter their head and before you know it they think they are doing you a favour by dating you then they start misbehaving.

Focus on their character, some will hide their true character. But they cant hide it forever.

Never be sentimental when picking a lady based on character, thinking that she will change one day. Devil will always remain devil.

If you love sex don't go for fat girls, I repeat, never go for fat girls. They are not good in bed and they will end up blaming you to cover up their failure. But they love foolishly and they are very humble.

I am writing based on my years of experience in dating and marriage.

Have a nice day.
PoliticsRe: INEC Is Not Really Ready For 2023 Election, See Picture by ucheheart(m): 2:43pm On Nov 14, 2022
Nokio1:
I remember Tamuno Gravedigger very good boy
Ha ha ha, this one loud oh.
PoliticsRe: INEC Is Not Really Ready For 2023 Election, See Picture by ucheheart(m): 1:15pm On Nov 14, 2022
Ebi2233:
You are talking trash, stop mentioning my people just to please your lies.
Lol, e pain you? I served in Aleibiri in Ekeremo LGA in 2006 to 2007. And I taught in a secondary school in that village. When I saw the register with the names of their student, I was shaking my head all thru. I am like wtf this people don't know how to give their children reasonable names.


I saw names like, Abia, Ibadan, river, government, Niger, Ghana, forest etc, very useless names.
EducationRe: ZANELE SIFUBA SEX TAPE: See The SA Province She Runs As Speaker (PICS) by ucheheart(m): 1:04pm On Nov 14, 2022
The Nigerian guy Bleep up I swear. Instead of him to just humble himself under this woman, greediness and fraud that runs in his blood ruined everything.

This woman would have treated him like a king and can even end up marrying him and make him a millionaire as long as he continues satisfying her in bed. But no, the fraudulent side that is synonymous with Nigerian youths overshadowed his good sense of reasoning.

Now he has lost everything he stood to gain from the woman, and I bet you, the world has forgotten about the sex tape and moved on, Even sympathized with the woman.

The idiot also succeeded in putting the lives of Nigerians in south Africa at risk of xenophobic attack.. Xenophobic attack loading soon...I Trust south Africans.
PoliticsRe: INEC Is Not Really Ready For 2023 Election, See Picture by ucheheart(m): 5:48pm On Nov 13, 2022
Na bayelsa ppl, na dem dey answer that kind name. I served there, so I am speaking from experience.
Foreign AffairsRe: Watch USA Military Planes Collide And Blow Up At Dallas Military Airport by ucheheart(m): 3:11pm On Nov 13, 2022
Some people are bound to end up as sacrifial lambs just for public entertainment.

Next is to watch it on TV, I trust discovery family, soon it will be aired on 'Destroyed in Seconds'.
PoliticsRe: HEAVEN WILL NOT FALL IF NNAMDI KANU IS KILLED OR SENTENCED ~ IFEANYI CHIJIOKE by ucheheart(m): 3:29pm On Nov 11, 2022
This is the truth and nothing but the truth

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