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Politics / Re: Reps Ask ECOWAS To Stop Deportation Of Nigerians From Ghana by ucheike: 6:24pm On Jun 25, 2012
Giant of Africa grin
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Finally Speaks On Mo'hits Split & Don Jazzy's Betrayal by ucheike: 12:36pm On Apr 24, 2012
Kanye West will throw away Dbanj like a used condom, not even Tinie Tempah could conquer America

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Celebrities / Re: D'banj Finally Speaks On Mo'hits Split & Don Jazzy's Betrayal by ucheike: 7:57am On Apr 24, 2012
love4ual: 9jadelta................bandlejay.....i hear u guys...

honestly i knew how bad i felt here in the states seeing how this americans and europeans view africa.........they will never want to give africans a chance till thy kingdom come if we just sit by........i had to show quality nigerian movies to about 120 students to let them know that we should not be seen as dumbs.....i had to go as far as becoming the best student of my department to prove a point........

HAVE YOU ASKED URSELF WHY ASA'S CONCERT IN THE STATES WAS NOTHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT...(LESS THAN 70 PEOPLE IN THE HALL)......NNEKA'S PROMOTIONAL TOUR WAS JUST CRAP.....(LESS THAN 30 PEOPLE IN THE HALL...(EXCEPT ON LETHERMAN SHOW,.....U CAN GOOGLE ALL OF THAT).........THEY MAY HAVE HAD SOME CROWD IN EUROPE BUT HAS NEVER BEEN ACCEPTED IN THE STATES........

FAZE, FLAVOUR, EGWEIPAPA 1 OF BAYELSA, 2FACE, ALL HAD LESS THAN 150 PEOPLE IN THEIR TOURS HERE IN TEXAS AND THE REST OF THE STATES.....MAINLY NIGERIANS ANYWAY.............

SO FAR ONLY P-SQUARE HAS HAD A SUCCESSFUL TOUR IN THE STATES......WITH A SOLD OUT CROWD OF ABOUT 5,000 IN EACH OF THE 5 CITIES THEY PERFORMED.........MAINLY IN CITIES WHERE THEY HAVE MANY AFRICANS.....P-SQUARE SUCCEEDED COS AFRICANS AND NOT JUST NIGERIANS LOVE THEM......AND THEY HAVE SOLIDIFIED THEIR AFRICAN FAN BASE OVER THE YRS........

D'BANJ CONCERT IN NEW YORK HAD JUST ABOUT 300 PEOPLE IN THE HALL....


ODINARILY GUYS WOULD IT BE EASY TO CONTROL A HUGE STAR LIKE D;BANJ...BUT HOWEVER.....WHOEVER IS AT FAULT DO NOT MATTER.............

MY WORD FOR EVERY AFRICAN YOUTH WHO IS FEELING THE PAIN OF OUR CORRUPT GOVERNMENT IS TO DREAM AS BIG AS YOU CAN...........AGAIN WATCH D;BANJ ON BET LAST YR AND MTV...................HE WANTS TO CHANGE THE GAME.........AND WITH KANYE THIS IS POSSIBLE.............B4 KANYE WILL DUMP HIM, HE WOULD HAVE ACHIEVED HIS DREAM FOR AFRICA......................

I KNOW THAT MANY OF YOU GUYS MAY NOT BELIEVE THIS,..........NIJA MUSIC SOUNDS BETTER THAN WHAT THIS AMERICAN ARTISTS COME UP WITH THIS DAYS..........

AFRICA NEEDS THIS WORLD STAGE OPPORTUNITY.......IF DEF JAM COMES TO AFRICA.......NIJA ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY WOULD EXPLODE LIKE A BOMB...


D'BANJ----GOOD MUSIC
WIZ KID-----KONVICT

WHO KNOWS WHO IS NEXT...........



You're a fool, do you think that Russel Simmons cares about African artists? They won't earn him much, these artists are rich because of political connections not talent
Romance / Re: Can This Song Apply For Nigerian Women? by ucheike: 6:46pm On Mar 05, 2012
I heard that song and I couldn't help but think about Nigerian women, I don't think the song applies for the vast majority of Nigerian women, "My Love is Free", imagine a Nigerian female telling you that
Romance / Re: Can This Song Apply For Nigerian Women? by ucheike: 5:44pm On Mar 05, 2012
I ain't got no money I ain't got no car to take you on a date I can't even buy you flowers But together we can be the perfect soul mates Talk to me girl
Baby, it's alright, now you ain't gotta floss for me If we go there, you can still touch my love, it's free We can work without the perks, just you and me Thug it out 'til we get it right
Baby if you strip, you could get a tip 'Cause I like you just the way you are I'm about to strip and I want it quick Can you handle me the way I are?
I don't need the cheese or the car keys Boy I like you just the way you are And let me see ya strip, you could get a tip 'Cause I like
I ain't got no Visa I ain't got no Red American Express We can't go nowhere exotic It don't matter 'cause I'm the one that loves you best Talk to me girl
Baby, it's alright, now you ain't gotta floss for me If we go there, you can still touch my love, it's free We can work without the perks, just you and me Thug it out 'til we get it right
Baby if you strip, you could get a tip 'Cause I like you just the way you are I'm about to strip and I want it quick Can you handle me the way I are?
I don't need the cheese or the car keys Boy I like you just the way you are And let me see ya strip, you could get a tip 'Cause I like you just the way you are
Baby girl I don't got a huge ol' house I rent a room in a house Listen baby girl I ain't got a motorboat but I can float ya boat
So listen baby girl Once you get a dose of D.O.E. You gon' want some mo' So listen baby girl When I make it I want you back Want you back, yeah
Romance / Can This Song Apply For Nigerian Women? by ucheike: 5:41pm On Mar 05, 2012
Romance / Re: Why Our Babes Dey Get Black Nyansh? by ucheike: 11:51am On Feb 09, 2012
Sitting and playing on hot sand when growing up, you only see this with homebased babes or those that were exported later (aged 5+)
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Irish Guy Looking For A Lady by ucheike: 10:50am On Feb 09, 2012
koibilo:

And you tell u parents, ure a jobless mudafucking fool, whose mouth hopefully would get him in trouble someday. Over zealous yahoo boy.

No I'm not jobless, I work for myself, and yes, you are a massive ashawo looking for foreign men to get a visa, dirty wh*re, you probably killed your first husband and is looking for another foreign man to maul and con, speak of a yahoo girl, dirty bytch
Romance / Re: Nigerian Ladies: How Do You Want To Be Treated? by ucheike: 10:40am On Feb 09, 2012
From now on they shouldn't complain, especially that hideous mong called onila
Romance / Nigerian Ladies: How Do You Want To Be Treated? by ucheike: 10:06am On Feb 09, 2012
Give Nigerian guys your demands
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Irish Guy Looking For A Lady by ucheike: 9:59am On Feb 09, 2012
koibilo:

I just wonder how that's any of your business? Bloody fool that wldnt mind his business, don't go and face ur pitiful life. Like say na  u I ask? Mstcheeew

You are a wh*re, tell your parents, you are a wh*re, looking for white Joysticks to get a visa, bloody ashawo  grin

P.S

Poverty breeds proztitution
Romance / Re: Whats The Worst Thing Youve Ever Done In A Relationship? by ucheike: 9:23am On Feb 09, 2012
Inked_Nerd:


Why AIDS though?


Because AIDS doesn't discriminate

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Irish Guy Looking For A Lady by ucheike: 9:20am On Feb 09, 2012
koibilo:

Hi, ure email address isn't correct, cos I tried mailing you. Pls put in correct email so I can contact you.

What happened to your british husband? or are you one of those b1tches that look for foreign men to get visas, desperate ashawo angry

koibilo:

My fellow nairalanders, I need ur urgent advice, my husband is british by birth,he has his british passport but he's based here in lagos, we also have a two year old son that's born here in naija. Now we are thinking about I and my son going over to the UK to get over british citizenship after d 5year period. Pls can smeone advice me on the procedure, what type of visa am I applying for? I knw it wld hve bin a lot easier if my hubby is based in the UK, so I really need insight on this. Thanks.
Romance / Re: Whats The Worst Thing Youve Ever Done In A Relationship? by ucheike: 9:09am On Feb 09, 2012
Inked_Nerd:


Of all the things you could have asked that he died from, it just had to be AIDS abi? undecided


Yes sweetheart, is it wrong?
Romance / Re: Whats The Worst Thing Youve Ever Done In A Relationship? by ucheike: 8:43am On Feb 09, 2012
princesana:

dated a guy jst few houses frm ma house fr 4 yrs nd ma parents never knew.wld cme bk frm school nd stay in hs house fr a week and wen i want to go home,will leave his house at dusk and take a 20 bike to ma house.if i want to go bk to school frm his house,he wl drop me off at the park as early as 5.30.ma parents never liked him bt i loved him.unfortunately he died 2009.

Did he die of AIDS
Romance / If Your Girlfriend Or Boyfriend Gets Paralyzed And Disabled, Would You? by ucheike: 7:40am On Feb 09, 2012
Say a worst case, I have a friend who has a girlfriend (now wife), she was in a motor accident, I respect this man oo words can't describe, she hurt her spine now she is not able to move from her waste down, the guy did not leave the girl (He could've if he wanted because they didn't even live together and were together for less than 2 years), he stood by her, for 6 months, he slept at the hospital, she came out, he improved his house (with his own money) to suit her, her parents were not wealthy and couldn't afford much to help her on their own, I volunteered to help because I own a construction firm and helped for free, seeing that girl you really see hope in humanity, he payed tuition fees, studied through a distance programme, and graduated 2 years ago, they also tied the knot 3 years ago, I was at the graduation I couldn't help but shed a tear, I know that alot of people wouldn't do that, now if your partner you claim you love (even if its for less than a year) gets disabled, to the point that you have to clean them, put them to bed, would you stay or flee?
Romance / Re: Will You Kiss Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Early In The Morning Without Any Of You Brushing Their Teeth? by ucheike: 7:30am On Feb 09, 2012
I kiss my girlfriend when she has a running nose, even when she has food in her mouth, if you love someone that shouldn't matter, but I will NEVER kiss a one night stand or just a fling, do you even know where that mouth has been throughout the week
Romance / Re: 5 Bad Characters Of Nigeria Girls In Relationship by ucheike: 7:04am On Feb 09, 2012
I can relate
Romance / Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by ucheike: 12:12pm On Feb 08, 2012
lola.luv:

^^
Rex was the first (amongst others) that asked to be my e-val. According to the rules, he is my legit val, since the subsequent requests came after his own. I don't have a problem with the way things are; so technically, nobody picked for me. . . .

Did you know this is not a serious thread, it is just a joke, or are you taking things about the whole valentines date seriously?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Flashcocoa Mansion by ucheike: 11:33am On Feb 08, 2012
freecocoa:

excuse me please.

You don't know what a webcam is? I'm ashamed for you shocked
Romance / Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by ucheike: 11:11am On Feb 08, 2012
lola.luv:

@ucheike
I may be alone, but lonely figure I'm not! Rex was the chosen one cuddler picked as my e-val!

Now let's see. Who should I val back?


Why should someone else choose for you?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Flashcocoa Mansion by ucheike: 10:16am On Feb 08, 2012
Freecocoa do you have a webcam?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Am Down On Bended Knees, Pls Be My Val. by ucheike: 10:13am On Feb 08, 2012
Mr BigDick:

I NEED A FEMALE TO SPEND St. VALENTINE'S DAY WITH.

MY MANIFESTOS INCLUDE, BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE FOLLOWING.

1. FRI. 10TH FEB., 2012; DINNER AT BUNGALOWS, V/I. MOVIES LATER IN THE NIGHT AT THE GALLERIA
2. SAT. 11TH FEB., 2012; BOAT CRUISE TO TAKWA BAY AND BACK, DINNER AT FOUR POINTS, HANGING OUT AT MOVIDA LATER IN THE NIGHT
3.SUN. 12TH FEB., 2012; CHURCH SERVICE AT THE REDEEMED CHURCH, CITY OF DAVID PARISH, V/I, AFTER CHURCH, SHOPPING AT THE PALMS TILL NIGHTFALL. (I HAVE A VISA MASTERCARD)
4.MON.13TH FEB., 2012; SPEND THE ENTIRE DAY AT LA CAMPAIGNE TROPICANNA, IN A RELAXED BUT ROMANTIC ENVIRONMENT. FULL BODY MASSAGE AND SPA IN THE EVENING.
5.TUE. 14TH FEB., 2012; ST. VALENTINE'S DAY- SIT BACK AND RELAX AT HOME, WATCHING MOVIES, READING THE BIBLE, SLEEP, WAKE UP, I COOK LUNCH FOR YOU. EVENING WE HANG OUT AT    NEWS CAFE, GO BACK HOME LATE IN THE NIGHT, SLEEP PEACEFULLY LIKE TWO LITTLE INNOCENT BIRDS. {MIND YOU, NO S.EX ALL THRU}

PLEASE, I NEED A NICE FEMALE TO SHARE THIS EXPERIENCE WITH ME. GOD BLESS YOU, AS YOU THINK OVER IT.

THANKS.


grin

As if
Romance / Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by ucheike: 9:42am On Feb 08, 2012
La Parisienne:

Thank you love for this sensational gift. You make my life so beautiful, and you fill my heart with so much joy. Now I'm gonna have a blissful and terrific day.

I know you are still sleeping now, sweet dreams my king. May you wake up to the sunshine that radiates from the woman you love. Lol. Will be back later.

Love you loads Papi.

What color underwear are you wearing?

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