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Romance / Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by ucheike: 9:28am On Feb 08, 2012
lola.luv:

@cuddler
Hope you feeling better this beautiful day, missie?

Who did you get? You seem like a lonely figure
Romance / Re: Do Men Want Skinny Women? by ucheike: 7:24am On Feb 08, 2012
Yes. Don't forget that skinny women are light, you can pick them up, pound them in all positions, my current girlfriend is skinny (with a good back)
Romance / Re: How Can I Get Him? by ucheike: 2:20pm On Feb 07, 2012
SAFO:

not really oh . But its so funny how u can be
soo attracted to someone at a point in time and
later u feel nothing!
like now a year plus later i
remeber him being good looking[b] but dont
possibly see whay i was so obsessed [/b] or what
could have possessed me to write this post.
surely i must have been really into him."

U dimwit, did you even pay attention to the bolded

Not really oh, was just a response to not having someone now. You know it's possible that she can be single but still moved on.



The question for her was asking if she has found somebody else (moved on) and her answer was simple, NO, now I understand that you dont know your real father because your mother is a prostitute, but don't put your stress on me, gbam
Romance / Re: The State Of Our Nigerian Men by ucheike: 2:10pm On Feb 07, 2012
The OP probably gets fvcked every night by a Nigerian man and she has the audacity to slander Nigerian men like she knows any better, stupid bitch
Romance / Re: How Can I Get Him? by ucheike: 2:01pm On Feb 07, 2012
SAFO:



Ironic. I see comprehension is not one of your strong points.

Maybe you should reread it again but this time read slowly.

You're a son of a NaughtyWoman

Follow the conversatioin you fool

ucheike:



did you get someone new?


waterworks:

not really oh. But its so funny how u can be soo attracted to someone at a point in time and later u feel nothing! like now a year plus later i remeber him being good looking but dont possibly see whay i was so obsessed or what could have possessed me to write this post. surely i must have been really into him.
Romance / Re: How Can I Get Him? by ucheike: 1:27pm On Feb 07, 2012
^^ Shut up you fool, she answered that she "Not really oh", stop acting smart when you're dumb
Romance / Re: Whats The Worst Thing Youve Ever Done In A Relationship? by ucheike: 1:08pm On Feb 07, 2012
James-dman:

Thank your stars that it didn't occur to her to sue you for assault! The numerous over-zealous human right and women liberation NGOs would have enjoyed making mince-meat of you.
@Topic. . . I'm a nice fella, i don't hurt my women *winks*

Human rights is not womans rights I could've lost my knee or suffered damage, she kicked my while I was watching TV, plus I only punched her on the rib, the NGOs can go to hell obviously she didn't sue me because we were both at fault for the argument and what transpired after
Health / What Happens When You Punch A Woman On Her Breast? by ucheike: 12:51pm On Feb 07, 2012
Is there any pain or side effects regarding punching a womans breasts, some say it's similar to punching a male on his testicles
Romance / Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by ucheike: 11:17am On Feb 07, 2012
lola.luv:

@ucheike
That was uncalled for. Seriously!

+1
Romance / Re: Whats The Worst Thing Youve Ever Done In A Relationship? by ucheike: 10:31am On Feb 07, 2012
Fought with my girlfriend and I punched slapped her, she kicked me first

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Romance / Re: Ever Heard Of Phallunism? by ucheike: 10:15am On Feb 07, 2012
emöfine:


So those who also worship the symbol of a phallus can also be called a "phallicist"?

No, they can also be called patrick obahiagbon wannabe's  grin
Romance / Re: Ever Heard Of Phallunism? by ucheike: 10:10am On Feb 07, 2012
No and I don't care

People have too much time on their hands, learning words with no substance, if a female loves looking at manlinesses call her a nymph0, what is phauselses mtschewww only patrick obahiagbon would entertain threads such as these
Romance / Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by ucheike: 10:05am On Feb 07, 2012
Nairaland and shakara girls, Idowuogbo no need to be rude, you still have not developed feminine traits since you left your mothers house?
Romance / Re: How Can I Get Him? by ucheike: 10:02am On Feb 07, 2012
Move on with your life, stop thinking about one person you weren't sure if he wanted you, don't ever limit yourself, it seems like you still haven't moved on
Dating And Meet-up Zone / High Chief Meets Goldieluks (exclusive) by ucheike: 1:03pm On Feb 06, 2012
Needless to say it went horribly wrong

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Romance / Re: Where Are The Beautiful Girls On Nl by ucheike: 12:51pm On Feb 06, 2012
Nairaland meetup gone horribly wrong, who be dis oo?

Romance / Re: Where Are The Beautiful Girls On Nl by ucheike: 12:50pm On Feb 06, 2012
freecocoa:

So wetin you say make I do now?cry?taa enter bush your opinion doesn't count. tongue

Nothing sweetheart, God made you that way, but don't call yourself beautiful and sexy because you are far from it
Romance / Re: Where Are The Beautiful Girls On Nl by ucheike: 12:39pm On Feb 06, 2012
Freecocoa is a good girl, with good intentions, but she is far from beautiful and sexy
Romance / Re: Where Are The Beautiful Girls On Nl by ucheike: 12:12pm On Feb 06, 2012
freecocoa:

[b] I'm beautiful,sexy [/b]and confident so all this one wey you dey talk na opata yarns.

LOL, how have the standards dropped
Romance / Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by ucheike: 9:03am On Feb 06, 2012
Wislet:

sad sad sad

Hello cheesy
Romance / Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by ucheike: 8:47am On Feb 06, 2012
freecocoa:

oya na go,I'm not going on any date with you.

undecided undecided cry cry
Romance / Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by ucheike: 8:37am On Feb 06, 2012
freecocoa:


Mask ke? I worwor to the extent wey you no fit look my face? shocked undecided

kiss  tongue
Politics / Re: Nigerian Osi Uwenyiora Makes History With NY Giants by ucheike: 8:33am On Feb 06, 2012
It doesn't help claiming honours if you haven't contributed anything to it, Paul Pierre did what Osi was supposed to do, I just hope Osi gets a good move sha
Romance / Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by ucheike: 8:22am On Feb 06, 2012
Freecocoa can I put you in a mask and take you for a date tongue
Romance / Re: How Do You Break Up With A Girl Without Hurting Her Feelings? by ucheike: 8:16am On Feb 06, 2012
If you've been buying her stuff, electronics, taking her out to take aways, for groceries, clothes, make up etc. she will be hurt she may even contemplate suicide, the best way is by giving her money to soothe her broken purse heart, if you're a broke guy, I can guarantee you that she will be happy you're gone
Politics / Re: Nigerian Osi Uwenyiora Makes History With NY Giants by ucheike: 8:12am On Feb 06, 2012
Unfortunately Osi did not play any major part, his replacement Jason Paul-Pierre stole the show, it was confirmed last week that Osi will leave the giants, Paul Pierre is almost undroppable for the giants, Osi was fined recently and also went AWOL in training, Osi played no part yesterday and hasn't featured for most of 2011 due to injuries and other personal matters. I hope he gets a good move
Romance / Re: How Can I Get Him? by ucheike: 7:00am On Feb 06, 2012
did you get someone new?
Romance / Re: Where Are The Handsome Men On Nairaland? by ucheike: 6:53am On Feb 06, 2012
Be careful who you show your pictures to and let them fantasize, you may be exposing yourself to single females that look like iyabo obasanjo since 98% of the females in this thread refuse to show their pictures

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