My gal and I were having a chat about relationships and women when we ended up discussing the case of women who just can't leave a man despite all the evil he does to her.

This is a related story by a lady:

http://temiville./2012/01/21/if-you-call-it-settling-then-yes-i-have-settled

Now this lady was hopelessly in love with Bode, a man who treated her like poo and never loved or cared about her. What was this attraction that was holding her back to the point she nullified herself for the man to walk on? Thankfully she wasn't abused physically, but the emotional scars she was left with led her into the arms of a man she doesn't feel anything for, Tayo.

Wetin this woman find for Bode body wey she dey die for and why she nor wan leave am? Simple: his phallus!

This woman is a perfect example of a phallusian. Let's get more information about it.

Who is a Phallusian?

Phallusians are generally women who worship and adore the god Phallus.

Who is Phallus?

Phallus is the divinized form of that part of a man situated on the lower part of his pubic region. He is always accompanied by one or two devoted followers who jealously contain the nectar he donates to his worshippers, whenever he is pleased with their praises.

Identifying Phallusians

1. Majority women
2. Age is irrelevant
3. She is devoted beyond human comprehension to a man
4. She is aggressive towards other women
5. Rarely single and prone to very long lasting relationships
6. She is excessively controlling, jealous and protective towards her man
7. She loves the man's phallus more than she actually loves the man, but she isn't aware of that.
8. She lacks her own personality and molds herself to fit the taste of the man whose phallus she's in love with.

So Nlders, now that you are aware of this new religion, can you tell the class what can lead a woman to be a follower and do you think such religion will gain consent in our Nigerian/African society?

Sorry dear I don't. I'm a straight figure 1 lepa!

michelin89:

Sorry dear I don't. I'm a straight figure 1 lepa!

hang on sweeery Michili. I drive a BMW with alloys wills and am related to Basket mouth. So was your number?

Sorry but you are too much for me. You may want to look for a lady in your league!

phallufaluphisim in romance section?

michelin89:

Sorry dear I don't. I'm a straight figure 1 lepa!

Guy, Take am easy, you know even gree for the babe!! well, man needs Vale now!!

michelin89:

My gal and I were having a chat about relationships and women when we ended up discussing the case of women who just can't leave a man despite all the evil he does to her.

This is a related story by a lady:

http://temiville./2012/01/21/if-you-call-it-settling-then-yes-i-have-settled

Now this lady was hopelessly in love with Bode, a man who treated her like poo and never loved or cared about her. What was this attraction that was holding her back to the point she nullified herself for the man to walk on? Thankfully she wasn't abused physically, but the emotional scars she was left with led her into the arms of a man she doesn't feel anything for, Tayo.

Wetin this woman find for Bode body wey she dey die for and why she nor wan leave am? Simple: his phallus!

This woman is a perfect example of a phallusian. Let's get more information about it.

Who is a Phallusian?

Phallusians are generally women who worship and adore the god Phallus.

Who is Phallus?

Phallus is the divinized form of that part of a man situated on the lower part of his pubic region. He is always accompanied by one or two devoted followers who jealously contain the nectar he donates to his worshippers, whenever he is pleased with their praises.

Identifying Phallusians

1. Majority women
2. Age is irrelevant
3. She is devoted beyond human comprehension to a man
4. She is aggressive towards other women
5. Rarely single and prone to very long lasting relationships
6. She is excessively controlling, jealous and protective towards her man
7. She loves the man's phallus more than she actually loves the man, but she isn't aware of that.
8. She lacks her own personality and molds herself to fit the taste of the man whose phallus she's in love with.

So Nlders, now that you are aware of this new religion, can you tell the class what can lead a woman to be a follower and do you think such religion will gain consent in our Nigerian/African society?

I don't think you did your research well. . . I'll like to know where you got your information from.

First of all its called "Phallicism" not Phallunism.

Phallicism is the worship of the phallus especially as symbolic power or the generative principle of nature.


Secondly your definition of a Phallus is  inaccurate.

A phallus is an image of the male reproductive organ that was carried in a procession in ancient festivals of Dionysus or Bacchus. It symbolized the generative power in nature of the male reproductive organ.

It could also be defined as an erect reproductive male organ or an object that is shaped in the form of a reproductive male organ.

Thirdly, they were called Phallicists not Phallusians

A phallicist is a person who worships the phallus and you can also describe this as a person who possesses a very strong s:e:x drive.

ah ah r u serious? i thot this guy was just making up stuff oh. this is actually real?

Interesting . . .my mind loosely hovers on Isis Papers.

A phallicist is a person who worships the phallus and you can also describe this as a person who possesses a very strong s:e:x drive.

A phallus is an image of the male reproductive organ that was carried in a procession  in ancient festivals of Dionysus or Bacchus. It symbolized the generative power in nature of the male reproductive organ.

It could also be defined as an erect reproductive male organ or an object that is shaped in the form of a reproductive male organ.

So those who also worship the symbol of a phallus can also be called a "phallicist"?

No and I don't care

People have too much time on their hands, learning words with no substance, if a female loves looking at manlinesses call her a nymph0, what is phauselses mtschewww only patrick obahiagbon would entertain threads such as these

emöfine:


So those who also worship the symbol of a phallus can also be called a "phallicist"?

No, they can also be called patrick obahiagbon wannabe's 

emöfine:

Interesting . . .my mind loosely hovers on Isis Papers.

So those who also worship the symbol of a phallus can also be called a "phallicist"?

Yes a person who worships a phallus can be called a phallicist.

@Ucheike

I don't expect you to care. . .your statement obviously shows an IQ of -0.

@ Thoniaslim

I'm speaking about something different and figurative and I decided to call it Phallunism and Phallusians (yeah I didn't pick these terms from anywhere else but my head), and I prefer them to scientific terminologies,


Thanks for your insights though, but it has completely changed the original intentions of my thread. Fact is my and I were discussing about women and relationships and how some are desperate to keep a man, when I came up with the idea of calling them penisians. The term was meant to be ironic and fun, nothing serious about it. I then decided to create a topic about it, but the term penisian sounded too rough for me, reason why I came up with phallusian instead. The idea of a god called phallus, gave me mental laughter.

And yeah, I read part of that stuff you wrote when I was googling for an image that best represents what I wanted to communicate, but I by-passed it because that was not the point I wanted to make.

Let's keep the thread simple, ironic, fun and serious at the same time.

Second wife likes to party!

michelin89:

My gal and I were having a chat about relationships and women when we ended up discussing the case of women who just can't leave a man despite all the evil he does to her.

This is a related story by a lady:

http://temiville./2012/01/21/if-you-call-it-settling-then-yes-i-have-settled

Now this lady was hopelessly in love with Bode, a man who treated her like poo and never loved or cared about her. What was this attraction that was holding her back to the point she nullified herself for the man to walk on? Thankfully she wasn't abused physically, but the emotional scars she was left with led her into the arms of a man she doesn't feel anything for, Tayo.

Wetin this woman find for Bode body wey she dey die for and why she nor wan leave am? Simple: his phallus!

This woman is a perfect example of a phallusian. Let's get more information about it.

Who is a Phallusian?

Phallusians are generally women who worship and adore the god Phallus.

Who is Phallus?

Phallus is the divinized form of that part of a man situated on the lower part of his pubic region. He is always accompanied by one or two devoted followers who jealously contain the nectar he donates to his worshippers, whenever he is pleased with their praises.

Identifying Phallusians

1. Majority women
2. Age is irrelevant
3. She is devoted beyond human comprehension to a man
4. She is aggressive towards other women
5. Rarely single and prone to very long lasting relationships
6. She is excessively controlling, jealous and protective towards her man
7. She loves the man's phallus more than she actually loves the man, but she isn't aware of that.
8. She lacks her own personality and molds herself to fit the taste of the man whose phallus she's in love with.

So Nlders, now that you are aware of this new religion, can you tell the class what can lead a woman to be a follower and do you think such religion will gain consent in our Nigerian/African society?

Why ain't i surprised?

~Sauron~:

Why ain't i surprised?

Abeg I nor want your wahala!

michelin89:

Abeg I nor want your wahala!

So you worship phallus?
Dang it - Michelin? What's happened happening to you?