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Health / Re: Help! What Drug Should Someone Take For A Severe Stomach Pain? by UcheJoe(m): 12:24am On Jun 22, 2018
nnamdiokere45:
una wicked

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Health / Re: Help! Dark Layers/spots On My Skin. What's The Cause / Cure ? by UcheJoe(m): 4:31pm On Jun 21, 2018
Hello, you can call in for a Safe and Natural cure for this.
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Health / Re: Someone Should Please Help Me Out With This Health Matter! by UcheJoe(m): 4:12pm On Jun 21, 2018
Hello friend, be calm. Basically, any form of infection can not thrive in an ALKALINE MEDIUM. These antigens thrive in ACIDIC MEDIUM which we cause by ourselves though what we ingest or eat: chemical additives in processed foods, drugs, residual effects of chemical fertilizers, herbicides, pesticides in our foods, fruits and veggies..... these constituts FREE RADICALS. Free Radicals is the basic cause of all diseases in the body and the antidote is ANTI OXIDANTS.

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Health / Re: Help Me! Syphilis Wants To Finish My Life by UcheJoe(m): 3:30pm On Jun 13, 2018
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Health / Re: Please What Is The Permanent Cure For Hyperacidity by UcheJoe(m): 7:37pm On Jun 12, 2018
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Health / Re: Please What Is The Permanent Cure For Hyperacidity by UcheJoe(m): 7:30pm On Jun 12, 2018
KingLander:
I totally lost appetite and I get hungry very fast with chest burn. Each time my stomach becomes empty, my neck begins to choke like there is food stuck in there and the veins in my neck beats hard like my head wants to burst. I also feel like coughing but when I cough, it is a dry one. When I stay under a fan my heart rate increases. Is this life threatening? Who has ever experienced ithis before and what medications do you suggest.


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Health / Re: Doctors In The House Please Help! by UcheJoe(m): 7:21pm On Jun 12, 2018
ahamonyeka:
one of my neighbours needs your help.
she deliver of a baby girl last year after putting to bed the little baby is always refusing to eat until she took her to the hospital and series of test was run on her and it was discovered that the little baby's genotype is SS .

now the mother is worried of the chances of this little baby having a good life though if you see her she does not look one she plays around with out any disturbances.

please doctors in the house she needs your advise as soon as possible.

thanks.

Neither the mum nor the child should worry. The girl can still live a normal life till she marries.
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Health / Re: Skin Problem: My skin is aging rapidly by UcheJoe(m): 9:55pm On Jun 09, 2018
Hello friend,

I trust the issue of water hardness had been taken care of.
In order to reverse the adverse effect of the hard water in your body system, you need ANTI-OXIDANTS. These anti oxidants will mop up Free Radicals from the in take of the hard water through ingestion and skin.
Also, the fast aging is as a result of Acidic Body Bio Chemistry, which must be reversed back to The normal Mild Alkaline for good body function.
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Health / Re: Help! My Skin Is Becoming An Eyesore by UcheJoe(m): 10:13pm On Jun 05, 2018
Dear friend, this is a candid advice to you. Treating this case with drugs and these cancer agents called creams will worsen the case because your body system and tissues weren't created to be treated with poison and chemicals in the first place. These will acidify your system which CERTAINLY aggravate the case.
Kindly for your sake contact me for a Natural and Safe NaturaCeutical products that will certainly help you. Friend, these are World Brand products with international certifications as we are Wellness consultant.
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Health / Re: BURN - A Safe And Natural Solution To Obesity by UcheJoe(m): 7:22pm On Jun 05, 2018
The Product is N7000. This is exclusive of the delivery cost if where you're based is gar off.
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Health / BURN - A Safe And Natural Solution To Obesity by UcheJoe(m): 12:58am On Jun 03, 2018
OBESITY
Obesity and Weight Loss are the two things always in the minds of those who are obese.
You do a lot of exercise. You have experimented with all weight loss solutions, tried different weight loss meals. You never missed any obesity and weight loss seminar, bought all weight loss CDs that come into the market. Still you don't find any visible improvement.
Although there are effective treatments of obesity, many doctors strongly recommend the prevention of obesity.
For this to happen, people should be aware of the causes of obesity so that they can do something about them.
There are many bad effects of obesity to health. Obesity can lead to the development of many diseases such as cardiovascular diseases, cancer, arthritis and type II diabetes. When these diseases develop and obesity is not addressed, it can lead to an earlier death.
Do we have a solution at hand? Yes we do.
In AIM Global we have products like BURN that can burn the excess fat that is making you shapeless within a few weeks of daily use.
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Health / Re: My Friend's Sister's Hand Has Strange Bacteria Infection (Photos) by UcheJoe(m): 10:07pm On Mar 04, 2018
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Health / Re: My Friend's Sister's Hand Has Strange Bacteria Infection (Photos) by UcheJoe(m): 10:04pm On Mar 04, 2018
Hello,
Please, as regards the infections, kindly call me on 07089817304.
Either fungi or bacteria operate at cell level. We've gat safe world class natural products which taking it repairs from the cell level. Seeing is believing. Cheers
Health / Insomnia Safe Remedy by UcheJoe(m): 9:54pm On Dec 21, 2017
INSOMNIA

Insomnia is a common sleep disorder among all ages, especially among senior citizens. While insomnia prevails among a notable proportion of adults, children too suffer from sleep disorders. Insomnia in children is characterized by signs of wakefulness or restlessness daily at night, irritability or heaviness on waking from sleep, mood swings, lack of concentration, and unusual difficulty with remembering. Causes of Insomnia in Children are generally more easy to workout than that in grown ups.
Sleep comes naturally to most of us, but to some, sleep seems to be elusive no matter what they try. Insomnia has become more common in our society as our lives become more fast pace and stressful. Insomnia sleep disorder is believed to affect millions of people every year.
For people who suffer from sleep disorders, perhaps only insomnia solution they use are medications. Usually different kinds of negative effects may be caused due to the use of a drug or medical treatment. But there are many effective natural treatments for insomnia without side effects. One of them is by using non-medicate insomnia remedies. For effective management leading to the cure of the ailment, in AIM Global, we have Complete Phyto-Energyzer, Choleduz and My Choco used by millions of people worldwide with good testimonies.
The products are manufactured in Wisconsin USA by Nature's Way, a leading naturaceutical manufacturing company.
They can be delivered at your doorsteps anywhere in the world..
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Family / Re: Help!!! An 'ss' Nairalander Cries Out (disturbing Photos) by UcheJoe(m): 9:23pm On Apr 30, 2017
Gracious Lord. My Dad tells me of how loving and patriotic the Nigerian society used to be decades ago; but things changed suddenly.
I just pumped into this thread this even. I really appreciate the effort of noble individuals here.
What's the update so far? I called Jimmy's no, but not available.
Friends, the only best solution for him is to get his body immune system to do the healing itself. Presently, the body system is already Free Radicalised thru drugs and other synthetic intakes.
To boost the immunity, the system most take in a lot of ANTI OXIDANTS which I guarantee ONLY AIM Global products.
We had a similar case few weeks before Easter. Within 3 days, the woman victim saw dramatic changes.
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Regards
Health / Re: Help!! Vibration On My Penis Tip by UcheJoe(m): 8:57am On Mar 29, 2017
Capernum:
Nairalanders... For some days I've been having this vibration sensation on the tip of my joystick. It's neither painful nor itching, just annoying. It's rhythmic, having a particular sequence and not stopping except some few occasions. No other Symptom observed. It's only noticeable when I'm still, standing or sitting. Very very annoying. Please anyone with useful information about about it. Please doctors in the house I need urgent help. It's been on for like 10 days.

Being in Wellness Consulting, this can is rampant. It simply shows an over stretched nerves of that region due to use and actions of Free Radicals.
The only help you can get is to rejuvenate your system by intake of Anti Oxidants which start the work at Cell Level. Call me 07036859601 to order our C24/7, Liven Alkaline Beverage and Masculine Wash.. These will take care of the infection and nerve impairment. Cheers

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Health / Re: My Child Doesn't Take Drugs by UcheJoe(m): 8:00pm On Mar 26, 2017
Omotakins:
My younger son, irrespective of what you do, doesn't take drugs despite their sweetness. He is unwell now. I've been tinkering with the idea of telling doctors never to recommend syrup again for him. He wastes them. Rather, any medicine he needs to take should be through injection though a doctor argued otherwise. I've been battling with this for over a year. He is 2. Really confused.

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Health / Re: A Ladies Dilemma 'menstual Pain'--come In Here For Help! Causes And Treatment. by UcheJoe(m): 1:14pm On Mar 24, 2017
Hello, you'll be surprised that drinking our Liven Alkaline Coffee takes care of mense pain. My wife sells constantly to her colleagues at work place.
The drink alkalinizes and fortifies the system with nutrients the rejuvenates the system. The Coffee isn't from rubusta specie but from Premium Arabica Specie that has got stimulant.
It is fortified with Complete that has 16000 Phyto Nutrients.

Cheers

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Health / Re: Help! What Drug Should Someone Take For A Severe Stomach Pain? by UcheJoe(m): 12:58pm On Mar 24, 2017
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Health / Re: Is There Any Solution For Blocked Tubes? by UcheJoe(m): 12:50pm On Mar 24, 2017
It's well sister. I know so much must had been spent on clinical procedures etc cause of this challenge.
I'm into Wellness Consultancy. Particularly a distributor of a World First Products in its category. This might sound simple but we've been the last resort to people with great testimonies resolved issues.
JUST TAKING OUR COMPLETE, CHOLEDUZ & RESTORLYF TAKES CARE CURATIVELY. Your system is alkalinized and fortified AT THE CELL LEVEL to get rid of the infections and complications relating to the blockage. No need to flush. The body is well equipped to do the flushing. Just fortify your immune system; then all the Free Radicals in the system is expelled and you have your baby.

Contact Me 07089817304
Health / JOINT PAIN: Get Rid Of It Naturally With Careleaf Thermal Relief Patch by UcheJoe(m): 10:12am On Mar 24, 2017
CareLeaf Thermal Relief Patch
A U.S. study says 1.5 Billion People each day wake up with a certain kind of Body Pain.
What Pain does to us? Pain affects our productivity, how we relate to our family, our finances, our well-being. Pain affects everyone, some more than others. But when it strikes, it affects our way of life...

Here's an all natural, non drug, non synthetic, no side effects, minerals & herbal base patch to relieve it!!
Doctor Formulated CareLeaf Thermal Relief Patch
World's First Patch Product that Uses Nano-Thermal DiaDynamics Technology
It is the first thermal patch in the world to use nano-diamonds in its delivery system where soothing heat is delivered in the molecular level.

All Natural
9 Natural ingredients are infused in microlayers, each known and used for decades to relieve pain. No synthetic substances were used in this great alternative to mainstream medicine. All natural, no side effects, just immediate soothing heat.

Everyday Care
Be free from the limitations that you've had for years and again start doing the things you've been wanting to do. Whenever you feel musculoskeletal pain, you can use these thermal patches, even everyday! Pain away!

CareLeaf Thermal Relief Patch is an all natural, non-addictive breakthrough product. Micro layers infused with adaptogens combining a natural blend of powerful minerals & herbal ingredients delivering immediate relief to musculoskeletal pain.

HOW DOES IT WORK?
The moment CareLeaf gets in contact with skin, GRAPESEED OIL opens up the pores allowing ACTIVE INGREDIENTS to come in, alleviates inflammation.

9 Ingredients infused in microlayers combined in this latest NANO-TECHNOLOGY innovation:

1. NANO DIAMONDS
CareLeaf Thermal Relief Patch utilizes Nano Diamonds. Unique optical, mechanical and thermal properties are well-absorbed by human skin. They cause more of the ingredients to penetrate the deeper layers of the skin. Nano Diamonds magnify the intensity of the thermal patch. Nano Diamonds are broken down to its original elements carrying natural ingredients to the muscles immediately.

2. GERMANIUM
One of the components of CareLeaf Thermal Relief Patch is Oraganic Germanium which Acts as a Natural HEAT REFLECTOR.

3. GRAPESEED OIL
The Moment CareLeaf Thermal Relief Patch gets in contact with skin, GRAPESEED OIL opens up the pores allowing ACTIVE INGREDIENTS to come in alleviates inflammation.

4. TURMERIC
Another component of CareLeaf Thermal Relief Patch is TUMERIC which contains the active ingredient CURCUMIN. Curcumin has very potent anti inflamatory properties and a very powerful antioxidant. Chinese and Indian medicine has been utilizing this healing property for more than a thousand years.

5. ST. JOHN'S WORT
One component of CareLeaf Thermal Relief Patch is ST JOHN'S WORT. It is a known HERBAL REMEDY used since the middle ages for its ANTI-INFLAMMATORY PROPERTIES, wound-healing, diuretic properties as well as good treatment for BACK PAINS even treating anxiety and depression.

6. CAPSAICIN
Another component of CareLeaf Thermal Relief Patch is CAPSAICIN which is derived from RED CHILI PEPPERS. It is a natural source of endorphin relieving stress and pain.

7. SILVER ION
One component of CareLeaf Thermal Relief Patch is Silver ION. It has healing properties and known for its ability to kill bacteria and viruses.

8. KOREAN GINSENG
Another component of CareLeaf Thermal Relief Patch is Korean Ginseng. It has been used for hundreds of years to combat widespread musculoskeletal pain, fatigue and swelling.

9. VITAMIN E
One component of CareLeaf Thermal Relief Patch is Vitamin E. Vitamin E helps ease the pain of stiff muscles after exercise.

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Health / Prevention & Cure Agaist Utis And Complication Causing Cervical Cancer In Women by UcheJoe(m): 8:41am On Mar 24, 2017
NaturaCentials Feminine Wash is the world's first Natural Feminine Wash with negative ions. Its active ingredients include Elemi Oil which is a good antibacterial, antimicrobial, helps prevent UTI, infections in the urinary bladder. It also has Aloe Vera which is a disinfectant, germicidal, antiseptic, anti aging; Guava Leaf Extract which is anti-inflammatory, prevents itchiness, blocks allergens and is also considered anti-bactierial. Also contains Negative ION Strip - 6300 negative ions/cms, anti allergens, antibacterial, antifungal and anti aging. With all this ingredients naturacentials feminine wash from aim global is no doubt the best feminine wash we have on the market today. Every women should start switching to this best product Time to get refreshed. Time to use naturacentials feminine wash.

Elemi Oil
* Antibacterial
* Antimicrobial
* Helps Prevent UTI, Inflections in Urinary bladder

Guava Leaf Extract
* Anti - Inflammatory
* Prevents Itchiness
* Blocks allergens
* Antibacterial

Aloe Vera
* Disinfectant
* Germicidal
* Antiseptic
* Anti-aging

Negative Ion Strip
* 6300 Negative Ions / cm3
* Anti-allergens
* Antibacterial
* Antifungal
* Anti-aging

We also have NaturaCential Masculine Wash that protects the private area of man against bacteria and fungi infections and enlargement of the prostate.

Also available is our Herbal Toothpaste very wonderful for teeth health. It's fortified with Complete Phyto Energizer

To Call for more information and Order Call...+2347089817304

Health / TOOTHPASTE With Great Curative Properties For Mouth And Teeth Complications by UcheJoe(m): 8:10am On Mar 24, 2017
NaturaCentials Toothpaste

About Naturacentials Herbal Toothpaste 

NaturaCentials Herbal Toothpaste cleans teeth, fights cavities, prevents plaque, keeps gums healthy, and freshens breath.
Naturacentials Herbal Toothpaste is made with five of nature's effective oral care ingredients - Bee Propolis, Tea Tree Extract, Myrrh Extract, Piper Betel Extract, and Aloe Vera Extract. This toothpaste makes your everyday ritual healthier because it is fortified with 16,000 phytonutrients from Complete Phyto-Energizer.
It is The World First in its Category

YOUR BENEFITS: 
• Naturacentials Herbal Toothpaste has everything you need in your toothpaste and contains 16,000 phytonutrients from Complete Phyto-Energizer plus five potent herbal ingredients to promote excellent oral health:

Bee Propolis 
• Inhibits oral bacteria and fungal infections like candidiasis, removes inflammation, associated with Periodontis and prevents plaque formation.

Tea Tree Oil 
• Has natural anti-bacterial and anti-inflammatory effects in the oral cavity.

Myrrh Extract 
• Has natural antiseptic properties , helps treat gingivitis and sore throat. Promotes fresh breath.

Piper Betel Extract 
• Prevents the development of plaque formation and eliminates bacteria causing bad breath.

Aloe Vera Extract
• Helps clean teeth and fights cavities

Kindly call or WhatsApp to order or for more information..+2347089817304, 07036859601

Health / DIABETES!! Safely Get Rid Of It Through Cell Rejuvenating Products by UcheJoe(m): 7:55am On Mar 24, 2017
Diabetes is one of the most common non-communicable diseases in the world. It is a leading cause of death in advanced nations and it is developing into an epidemic in emerging economies. But how prevalent is it and how can it be managed and eventually cured the natural way? The drugs doctors recommend for diabetes come with a long-list of damaging side effects. In addition, they do not increase the survival rates of people who take these drugs. Diabetes is a chronic disease that occurs when the pancreas either does not produce enough insulin or when the body cannot effectively use the insulin it produces. At that stage medical doctors place their patients on insulin most of the time for life. Now, if you have a relation that is a diabetic patient i have good news for you. C24/7 is a food supplement manufactured in USA by Natures Way and can cure diabetics within 3 months of daily intake. The product which has approx 22000 Phyto Nutrients will greatly fortify your system with Anti Oxidants thereby mopping up Free Radicals which had caused degeneration in the system. Medical doctors are commonly using the product now. It can be delivered at your doorstep anywhere in the world. For more details, please inbox me or lets chat on whatsapp +2347089817304, 07036859601

Wao!! Great testimonies abound cause of the modern tech behind it.

Health / Re: Wormlike Movement Round My Body by UcheJoe(m): 8:13pm On Mar 21, 2017
Michealid:
Please house i need advice on my ailment, it all started when i had sex with my girlfrend,my penis got swollen with pains why urinating.i visit the hospital did urinal test and i was place on antibiotic,but my conditon become worst dat i cannot go to toilet,i am now experincing wormlike movement round my body, severe headache, yellowish urine, stomach noise, please i need your advice because the hospitals i visited are not helping issues.i have also try herbals no inprovement,i am surprise because dat was d first of having sex with my girlfred and she is a virgin,i comfirmed it dat very day.

Honestly, you've had good advice and contributions. In case you have it difficult to bring together items of medicament; contact me for C24/7. It's a world class product clinically tested to take care of over 100 diseases. It has approx 22,000 Phyto nutrients. It also alkalinizes the body system. Approved by the strictest International bodies. 07036859601
Health / Re: Pls Help, Many Boils On My 4months Baby's Head by UcheJoe(m): 7:33pm On Mar 21, 2017
silvoice:
About 4 weeks ago we noticed this small small boils on the baby's head and around the neck region. Everyone said it was caused by hot weather, including an online search. We bought methylated spirit to disinfect the head and after, will apply coconut oil as recommended by someone. we also bought lincosin (lincomycin) which they said is antibacteria (for boils).
We have been giving the baby the lincosin with ambidec and paracetamol; and will apply coconut oil on the head, after cleaning with the alcohol. It's almost 4 weeks now and new boils keeps coming up after the old ones dry up.
Somebody said that the best drug for it is septrin syrup. What's your opinion, have you any experience with this kind of boils on a 4 months infant head, and how did you treat it.
Thanks for your advice

Madam, this is a sign of poor immunity and advancememt of the activities of free radicals in the baby's body system. Since you must be breast feeding, you as the mother must take enough Anti Oxidants to help yourself and baby. Call me to order CPE and Choleduz to take care of this.
In takes of anti biotic and pain relief drugs cumbers the body organs and defence system. Regards 07036859601
Health / Re: Is There Any Solution For Blocked Tubes? by UcheJoe(m): 7:11pm On Mar 21, 2017
rimscott:


Hello there, but your phone no. seems to have extra numbers.

Hello, the no is correct. No extra.

Regards
Health / Re: Tips To Curing Ulcers And Living Healthy by UcheJoe(m): 9:28pm On Aug 06, 2016
Vanityupnvanity:
Just a young man of 26, im also xpriencing both stomach and chest ulcer. I‘v seen several doctors, just like you they‘ve always prescribing the same omeprazole and co for me. My biggest problem with these medications is dehydration which i seriously dislike. Tnx 4 your natural remedies i‘ll try them and see. Another thing with mine is that whenever it comes up it causes palpitation which also a big problem 4 me. As i write this right now i‘m on drugs which i mentioned before.

Brother, very sorry for the situation. Kindly contact me for a natural remedies. These alkalinizes your system, fortifies your body with anti oxidants that'll quicken the healing process. 07089817304
Health / Re: Tips To Curing Ulcers And Living Healthy by UcheJoe(m): 9:24pm On Aug 06, 2016
mhsanni:
Thanks for this wonderful piece... have had ulcer for the past 7 years so u can imagn how handy this is to me... thnxsmiley

You can contact me for a world class world first alkaline beverages that'll cure the ulcer. 07089817304

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