₦airaland Forum

bettercreature:
Because you guys are become threat to our national security with this your unintelligent Biafra movement!

Deal with boko harem and hausa threat to yoruba existence they are the bigger threat. Igbos have never been a threat unless you guys are talking about economic and academic threat I can understand.

Ifeanyi Uba will release fuel and still sell it himself you guys are talking like you don't know naija where the station manger will like to cut corner.

They just took the light few minutes ago I don charge every chargeable laptop, phones, power bank. I don iron cloths that may last one month but I know say once light don show na so e go de show regularly

bettercreature:
Blame it on yiibos they are jealous of us,PDP=yiibo=APGA meanwhile PDP is learning how to play opposition

What has igbos got to do with the topic? Or must you guys always involve igbos in everything even in your private matters. I can see a day without una calling igbos that day will not be complete

Some children of hate will not be happy to them anything good not from their side will never be good

Ebonyi always dragging southeast back this people need to wake up

What is the name of the movie look more like another version of avatar

What an eye sore despite the fact this is the state with the second highest allocation in Nigeria.

Ifeanyi Uba act is re commendable wether una like am or not everybody have ugly past but you guys should know that people do repent let's say Ifeanyi Uba has repent.

kelvyn7:
my bro


let them not bring it out


lets see d nation shutdown and see them do their worse

do u know Hw many ppo are suffering because of their selfish interests?

since wey GEJ dey office dem no strike and shutdown d nation like dis ooo

so watin come happen now

u sef tink am nau

The little they did we nearly shut down bro let's hold our government on the neck so that the refineries will start working on full capacity then nothing like this will happen again.

kelvyn7:



thank God for which man

when ppo like him are the problem we have in this country

do u know dat that petrol he just brought to sell at his station had been in the country since?

the govt hadn't given the striking group any money

so why did he bring out d fuel

is it because his own businesses are now been affected by d nations shutdown

mtn down, TVs down, malls down, banks down radio down

Is he the only one that is been affected by the strike? Why can't others do the same? You are making this look like he is the only petroleum marketer in Nigeria. Show appreciation even if he have other motives.

The guy don tear the hymen nothing else remain na banging things

stupidity:
Am not a good writer but  am way better than wole soyinka.

     It baffles me when guys disturb girls with annoying calls. have been with many female friends, when together, calls do come in their phone, they just stare at it and hiss. am like "bae pick your phone". she:: dont mind the call, its just one of those guys disturbing, HE HAS NOTHING BETTER NOR IMPORTANT TO SAY"......The most annoying is that they don't stop at that, they keep calling till she gets angry and picks the phone asking the guy what's his problem.

For me, i dont call a girl unless she flashes me. and if i am to call a girl, it must be important and that call must be SPECIAL to her.

Tips on when to call and how to make the calls::

1: When calling a bae in the morning, let it be brief, do not let the call exceed more than 1 minutes. let it be as if you have got something to attend to. also note shes got home chores to attend to that morning, or she's getting ready for class or work.

2: Afternoon call, let it be brief also. "hi, how are you, hope youv eaten, how is your day going....blah blah blah.

3: Do not call a girl around 6pm to 9 pm, thats when girls are suppose to be in the kitchen. best timing is 10pm to 11pm. you can talk all you want and talk her to sleep. And make sure you have something interesting to say.

4: Be the funny guy all girls want. making a girl laugh is my area of specialization. some guys nor dey try shar. just be your self and make that bae laugh like her life depends on it. when making a girl laugh, don't stay long on the call. Just drop it on her and ""talk to you later, bae""#off you  go# while she's laughing her ass out at the other end. when next your calls comes in, she cant help but start giggling because she knows you are going to pull her legs again. 

5: if you know you are the type that sucks in convo, trust me, prolonging the call isn't a good idea. Always make it brief.

6: Dont be a clown all the time with funny talks. and also don't crack jokes. Try something like this::

Me - hy bae, good morning
 She - morning dear.
Me - how was ur night?
She - kul, and Urs?
Me - not fine.
She - what happened?
Me - I had a terrible dream last night, twasnt funny.
She - tell me about it.
Me - bae, you know I can die for you?
She - lol, talk jor.
Me - I dreamt a guy was molesting you, as promised, that is to die for you coz of the love i have for you, I pulled off my shirt and tried holding ground with the guy, before I could throw a punch, he landed a bottle on my head. I woke up this morning feeling a serious headache. 
She - #laughing her ass out#
Me - you are laughing at me ba, ok na. Talk to you later, I wan rest...................................#drops call#
She - #continous laughing# wait na, am not laughing o!!!!!!

Or u can try something like this. 
Note: try this if you have eaten a meal cooked by her or if she has cooked a meal when around ur place or her place. Also its best you time when Shes cooking, it will make more sense.

Me - hello bae, evening.
She - evening Dearie.
Me - #cuts in# bae are cooking?
She - yes, how did you know?
Me - yes!!! I said it. i was telling my brother/sister/mother/father/friend the delicious aroma am percieving is from your cooking, He/She/they called me mad. i guess i'm the only one that can percieve it here.     
She - Lhao# loling#
Me - I was trying to rest when the aroma woke me up, so what are you cooking?
She - blah blah blah......how did the aroma get there? We are are not even close. #Lhao#
Me - the taste and aroma of the last meal u cooked for me still lingers in my stomach. So I always get the signal when you are cooking.
#from here just blend in with more talks and off you go#

Or.........................

Me - hello bae
She - hey dear
Me - whats up, you cooking i guess.
She - yes
Me - should i come and help?
She - no, thanks.
Me - hmm, i guess u scared my cooking will taste great than yours.
She - #Lhao# can you cook? just hear yourself.
Me - i know you scared...............blah blah blah. #blend in a little convo and off you go.

Just be yourself and don't be desperate and don't push her too much.

I need someone to convince nairalanders I am not stupiiddd before I drop more hints

bla bla bla see the earliest way,
Guy: babe send me your account number
Girl: wow what for?
Guy: I want to pay in some money
Girl: wow like how much
Guy; 50k just for a start
Girl: OMG you are such a dearly
Guy: anything for my love is nothing to me
(five seconds later message don enter) few hours later alert don land
Girl: (dial) hello dear
Guy: hello sweetheart
Girl: I have gotten the alert you are such a dearly I love you baby
Guy: eh
Girl: I am missing you already my love I wish you will know how much love I have for you
Guy: no problem you can come around I'm alone
Girl: I'm coming (ends call)
This na girl wey you wan toast.
Few hours after the deed had be done she went to the ATM to withdraw only to for the ATM to display 2k the money she have in her account, (guy man don clone bank alert send am he don chop wetin he wan chop na so the girl shakara end as she don fall maga) The sure way na money money more money and most money

Lol since you guys are having it in the dark maybe you penetrating the wrong hole

What did we expect from a governor who dance away his time instead of working

Nhatty:
thats true oo.but y i go learn shoe maker,i b yoruba nt aboki

If you guys are called lazy una go de hala this is the type of mentality that have kept many graduates jobless or into slave jobs. Go to Aba and see many men who are millionaires through shoe making (manufacturing) which they export aboard.

omoeso:
Small small, una don dey talk true.
Moreover, how many cars they the whole of south east. Sure the numbers of cars for Alimosho alone pass all the one for south east combined.

When a villager make comment his ignorance will be in full display, thanks to free 10mb some people can afford to talk rubbish

I hope you include the US

Southwest is becoming the headquarters of crime especially ritual killing and kidnapping

Gr8amechi:
I don't agree completely with you on this

why state your reasons

It is guys with primitive mindset especially those religious sentimental guys I see no reason a guy will stay aware from his girlfriend because she is menstruating, such guys will never care about their girlfriends when she is sick, any girl with such boyfriend na one chance she enter

I am proud of Anambra the governor is not owning my mom any kobo. Obiano impressed my uncle by paying his gratuity and pensions own by the pervious administrations that he decided to dump APC to join APGA. Anambra adigo mma

Ilekeh:
This is what my Igbo friends call hardworking. Northerners are following.

Hustling in Nigeria:

1. Selling pirated movies

2. Fake products

3. Kidnapping

4. Bombing

5. Drug cartel

6. Political prostitutes

7. Militia

Yorubas seem to have taken over what you listed

yuio33:


[size=38pt]seyi makinde won the governorship election in oyo state, and not Isiaka Isiaka[/size]

[img]http://voteforseyi.files./2015/01/seyi-makinde_6.png[/img]

[img]http://voteforseyi.files./2015/02/dsc_0094-1.jpg[/img]
https://sp5.fotolog.com/photo/21/12/27/roger92seyi/14224331866224_f.jpg
https://www.seyimakinde4governor.com/images/Seyi%20Makinde%20Making%20his%20way%20to%20the%20podium.JPG
[img]http://voteforseyi.files./2014/03/1seyi-makinde-on-his-way-to-the-venue-and-polo-ground.jpg?w=564&h=375[/img]
https://www.seyimakinde4governor.com/images/Seyi%20Makinde%20Addressing%20mamoth%20Crowd.JPG
https://www.seyimakinde4governor.com/images/IMG_2466.JPG
https://www.seyimakinde4governor.com/images/DSC_0143.JPG
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2318582_untitledd_jpegec63ec0e6192bddb569dabe2f1ad1d05

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2318583_untitledpp_jpeg7499d917da7da612d63782162fd5937d


www.nairaland.com/attachments/2318584_untitledeee_jpeg185bab14e559bbd386c41d3b1bb64143
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2318585_untitledde_jpeg14f03f04650c70f59856f1a234024291

Guy you still de do campaign after election

That last picture no be stretch mark I de see for her boobs abi my eyes de deceive me

I open this thrend for serious case but I end up laughing by the funny comments here some people get bad mouth

So op have no new pictures of Nigerian trains only the outdated ones somebody will just want to run down this country deliberately

If our past presidents have done something in Nigeria railway since our independent we will not be where we are

I doubt the pre cum I for don become father since cus I am a master of withdraw method