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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Messi Before And After The World Cup (Joke) by Uchesis: 1:14pm On Jul 20
MemphitzDgreat1:
Watching you cry last night was a significant improvement in my life🤣
We Barcelona fans were very happy last night.



Lamine Yamal 19yrs = 1 world cup
Ronaldo 41yrs = 0 world cup


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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Messi Before And After The World Cup (Joke) by Uchesis: 1:11pm On Jul 20
Maybe if Messi baff CR7 he will win the next world cup




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Sports › Re: Spain Are FIFA World Cup 2026 Champions! by Uchesis: 6:11am On Jul 20
Freshtruth:
Dembele Balloon do or is preserve e get luck say Argentina no win am
Rodri is winning the next Balon D'or
Sports › Re: Spain Are FIFA World Cup 2026 Champions! by Uchesis: 6:09am On Jul 20
Hemanwel:
Messi played in three WC finals and won only one
There is a retired GOAT that has never played a WC final in his entire carrier



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Sports › Re: Spain Are FIFA World Cup 2026 Champions! by Uchesis: 6:05am On Jul 20
Lamanii22:
Yay! Very deserving! It's a win-win for us Barcelona fans and messi's fans, it's all love here!
Yes ooooo.


As long as Ronaldo will never win the world cup


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Foreign Affairs › Re: Indonesian Man Kills Neighbour Who Kept Asking Him Why He Was Not Married At 45 by Uchesis: 10:36am On Jul 19
Fiscus105:
If indeed you are what you said above, most especially @ bolded, you would only read and bypass the story without single reaction let alone comment.


Meanwhile many of you hide a personal choice, even though there is one or more underlying issues that making it hard for you to marry.

1. Impotency.

2. Financial difficulty.

3. Family problem.

4. Joblessness.

5. Depression, among others.
Oga face your marriage and leave single guys alone.


Shebi you say it is personal?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Indonesian Man Kills Neighbour Who Kept Asking Him Why He Was Not Married At 45 by Uchesis: 10:31am On Jul 19
EmmyMaestro:
And a lot of people asking you when will you marry, if you ask them about their own marriage, they are enduring
Sone of them never officially marry sef. Dem just carry another man daughter put for them house


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Foreign Affairs › Re: Indonesian Man Kills Neighbour Who Kept Asking Him Why He Was Not Married At 45 by Uchesis: 10:30am On Jul 19
clockwisereport:
July 31

July 29

When today is July 19

It is either it will happen in future or it happened years before 2026
I guess time travel is real grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Indonesian Man Kills Neighbour Who Kept Asking Him Why He Was Not Married At 45 by Uchesis: 10:16am On Jul 19
dreamwords:
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Op go and marry
Don’t wait till 45
You never still learn from this story abi?


Hand go soon touch you grin
Celebrities › Re: Video Of 2Baba Clubbing With Annie Idibia by Uchesis: 10:05am On Jul 19
Okafor's law in action



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Politics › Re: Can There Ever Be A Christian - Christian Presidential Ticket In Nigeria? by Uchesis(op): 7:06am On Jul 14
seunmsg:
We had a Christian-Christian ticket in 1979. Guess what, it was the Ibos that voted against that ticket.
The Igbos voted against that ticket the same way they will vote against a Muslim - Muslim ticket today.

There has to be a balance
Politics › Re: Can There Ever Be A Christian - Christian Presidential Ticket In Nigeria? by Uchesis(op): 8:06pm On Jul 13
seunmsg:
We had a Christian-Christian ticket in 1979. Guess what, it was the Ibos that voted against that ticket.
Give me names let me fact check it
Politics › Re: Can There Ever Be A Christian - Christian Presidential Ticket In Nigeria? by Uchesis(op): 8:05pm On Jul 13
waledeji:
Peter Obi can start it na
Yea.

He will pick your father as his vice.



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Politics › Can There Ever Be A Christian - Christian Presidential Ticket In Nigeria? by Uchesis(op): 7:58pm On Jul 13
Since a Muslim - Muslim ticket is operational in Nigeria today, can we also expect the reverse scenario in the nearest future ?

Will the North agree to this?




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Politics › Re: Those Who Blamed Jonathan For Chibok Now Blame Me For Oriire Abduction - Makinde by Uchesis: 10:12am On Jul 12
PDPdestroyer:
…..and those who blamed Tinubu for the abduction now praise Makinde for the rescue grin
Which rescue?

How can you pay ransom and still call it rescue?


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Politics › Re: Oyo School Abduction Came Hours After My 2027 Presidential Declaration — Makinde by Uchesis: 9:20pm On Jul 11
Counterigbolies:
we know the hateful people
Says someone who hates Igbos



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Crime › Re: Kidnapped Pupils & Teachers In Orire, Oyo Rescued (Photos, Video) by Uchesis: 12:43am On Jul 11
PDPdestroyer:
My Obidient neighbour just committed suicide because of this news. In his suicide note, he said there’s nothing else to campaign for Obi with, hence his decision
I nominate this comment for "Joke of the Year" award


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Politics › Re: Join Military - Chief Of Army Staff Shaibu Begs South East Youths by Uchesis: 12:19pm On Jul 10
Let them use repentant boko haram and bandit members to fill up the South East slots.


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Celebrities › Re: Peggy Ovire And Frederick Leonard Officially Divorced by Uchesis: 7:36pm On Jul 08
Heffalump:
She remains a broken soul for life, especially if her attitude led to the divorce.

It's not easy out there for divorced ladies.
She is a broken soul, agreed

But what about the man?


Don't tell me men don't cry grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Euro 2016 Equals World Cup For Me, Says Ronaldo After Spain Exit by Uchesis: 10:57am On Jul 07
Ronaldo will play the 2030 World Cup with white hair and still crash out



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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Euro 2016 Equals World Cup For Me, Says Ronaldo After Spain Exit by Uchesis: 10:54am On Jul 07
PulaPower:
No be lie..

That Euro 2016 was more brutal, interesting & fun-filled than most world cups..
Does that mean Denmark and Greece have also won the World Cup ?



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Sports › Re: Belgium 4 Vs 1 USA: World Cup 2026 Round Of 16 (Final Result) by Uchesis: 10:40am On Jul 07
Dreal1247:
I wish you understand the damage you are doing to your generation, you will run to MFM for deliverance. God have mercy on you. Replacement, hell fire is real. All sinners shall end up in hell fire.
You were making sense....until you mentioned the illusion called hellfire


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Politics › Re: President Bola Ahmed Tinubu's Four Legacy Highway Projects by Uchesis: 10:27am On Jul 07
Flangelo12:
Why don't you have a job?

Not qualified for anything?

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If i didn't have a job i would have replied you since.


Get a life bro
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Christianity Etc › Re: Joseph Didn't Bind The Spirit Of Lust-he Fled by Uchesis: 5:35pm On Jul 05
Maybe Potiphar's wife had a big tummy and flat ass



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Celebrities › Re: Plenty Girls Are Going Into Relationship Because Of What They'll Eat - Emeka Ike by Uchesis: 5:29pm On Jul 05
folake4u:
The men are also looking for sex without commitment.

Nigerian women fit Nigerian men.

EOD.
The women also want sex.

But unlike men, they won't tell you


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Politics › Re: President Bola Ahmed Tinubu's Four Legacy Highway Projects by Uchesis: 5:15pm On Jul 05
Flangelo12:
Just say you no get money.

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If you get money you won't be doing this job
Politics › Re: President Bola Ahmed Tinubu's Four Legacy Highway Projects by Uchesis: 8:26am On Jul 05
Flangelo12:
E pain am.

Oga quantity surveyor, we sight you oh.

Welcome.

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E pain am
E pain am
E pain am...

Is that all you can say?


When was the last time you filled your petrol tank to drive in that your coastal highway?

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NYSC › Re: New NYSC Uniform: Adire & Ankara Were Mere Examples - Minister Olawande by Uchesis: 8:53pm On Jul 03
flokii:
No reason am... I get sense pass you.

You dey follow scholar drag. You suppose get respect.
How can you say you get sense when you no even know your state of origin?


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NYSC › Re: New NYSC Uniform: Adire & Ankara Were Mere Examples - Minister Olawande by Uchesis: 1:34pm On Jul 03
flokii:
Lagos belongs to South West, so no way a full-blooded Yoruba man like me can flock into any part of my ancestrsl lands.

I didn't travel over 1,000 miles or cross river Niger into South West, it's my origin.
Oga keep quiet.

Are you from Lagos? What is your state of origin?

Stop acting like you are smart.


I smart pass you grin
NYSC › Re: New NYSC Uniform: Adire & Ankara Were Mere Examples - Minister Olawande by Uchesis: 12:39pm On Jul 03
flokii:
Your folks flocking to South West to congest our lands show you can't survive without Yorubas.. why should Yorubanization agenda then bother you, when you actually see Yorubas as gods you must live among to feel important.
Did you also not flock to Lagos from Ogbomosho?

Abi you dey whine me ni?


You mention South West as if na only Lagos be South West
Romance › Re: I'm Beginning To Believe That Marriage Brings Good Luck To A Man! by Uchesis: 12:32pm On Jul 03
autoez:
A very deceptive post. I'm sure it's a woman that cooked all these stories to deceive men to marry.
The dude never even marry sef. Na just engagement him don do.

Enter the marriage proper first before concluding

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