₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,193 members, 8,510,608 topics. Date: Friday, 30 October 2026 at 05:13 PM

Toggle theme

Uchesis's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Uchesis's Profile › Uchesis's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 91 pages)

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bruno Fernandes Wins Premier League Player Of The Season by Uchesis: 5:48pm On May 23
Lanre1st:
How come? Wetin do Rice, Saka who won the league
Rice ko...

Spaghetti nii...


grin
Politics › Re: Kingsley Chinda emerges Rivers APC Governorship Candidiate by Uchesis: 6:32am On May 22
Diamond098454:
Chinda

I can relate to that name very well
Congrats to him
Something tells me this Chinda guy will be a Monalisa


grin
Crime › Re: No Foreign Soldier Involved In Ground Battle Against Al-Minuki - DHQ by Uchesis: 9:51am On May 18
YesDaddyTill203:
Trump can tell 10 lies within a minute and deny them all within another minute while the same interview is still ongoing.
Lets see if the terrorist will rise again after Trump killed him.

Trump dey learn for lies where our government dey

grin
Politics › Re: 2027: PDP screens Goodluck Jonathan, others tomorrow by Uchesis: 9:32am On May 18
Jayhome24:
Good one, that is the game if that is true cus nothing cry cry babies can't lie about.

However, Gej will totally destroy obi camp and at the die minute it's Tinubu who will capture 85% vote already done sealed.

Eye go turn una by the time we finished the game una go dey ask how e take happen.

Obi go hear word by force atku already vowed to make sure obi will never see aso rock for betraying him again the second term and ran to NDC as he ran to Lp before 2023 election.

Watch pls don't make noise you will all be shock what is about to happen.
Are you aware that Goodluck is Tinubu's senior as far as presidency is concerned?

Well, if Goodluck wants to turn himself to Tinubu's boy-boy dat one no concern me
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Will You Spend Eternity? by Uchesis: 9:30am On May 17
Antoeni:
Jehovah Witness People Believe That They Will Live in Paradise On Earth,
They also believe that they can then play with lions and scorpions.

And they will remain young forever


grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Will You Spend Eternity? by Uchesis: 9:26am On May 17
AllBlack:
What proof did you have?

have you died before?
If you read the book of Revelations, you will discover that even the bible is confused about judgment day and the soul of man
Health › Re: DRC Health Minister Warns 'Very High’ Ebola Lethality Rate As Toll Hits 80 by Uchesis: 8:17am On May 17
We don't need Ebola again oooo.

We already have Bola here and its not funny at all
Politics › Re: US Releases Footage Of Operation That Killed Abu-Bilal al-Minuki by Uchesis: 8:16am On May 17
The question is....

Does Nigeria even have intel?


grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Nicki Minaj And Azealia Banks Back Kemi Badenoch For PM by Uchesis: 7:08pm On May 15
Redman44:
Very confused British politicians shocked shocked.
because they are not singing "ON YOUR MANDATE WE SHALL STAND " abi?

Once their leaders mess up, they remove them ASAP
Celebrities › Re: Tega Denies Romantic Affair With Frank Edoho, Threatens Legal Action by Uchesis: 7:00pm On May 15
Lalami3232:
If you like, no do DNA test grin.
My wife is different, my girlfriend is different, my baby mama is different bla bla bla. Oga go for DNA test first because these non-virgins are full of signs and wonders

What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA test
This guy don come again grin grin grin
Travel › Re: "So This Is Abroad?” — Nigerian Woman Shares Emotional Reality Of Starting Life by Uchesis: 10:16am On May 15
bewla:
are in the cafe


My place light even inside lambe in ogun where my house they light

Not 24/7

But at list you sure for 16 hours is
You get 16hrs light and you are rejoicing.

This is why Nigerians deserve the bad leaders we currently have. grin grin
Travel › Re: "So This Is Abroad?” — Nigerian Woman Shares Emotional Reality Of Starting Life by Uchesis: 10:13am On May 15
omooba969:
She has probably spent so much to relocate and has to recoup the money, at least.

Hope you gerrit now?
Dey play.

Only the 24hrs electricity alone will make her never to come back.

Only way she go come back is if she is deported
Travel › Re: "So This Is Abroad?” — Nigerian Woman Shares Emotional Reality Of Starting Life by Uchesis: 6:50am On May 15
Imindmybusiness:
Madam, come back home. I am tired of all these complaints. They are all complaining but they don't want to come back home.
How will she come back home and start shouting "UP NEPAAA" again when they bring the light after hours of darkness?


I never see light for 2 days now
Travel › Re: "So This Is Abroad?” — Nigerian Woman Shares Emotional Reality Of Starting Life by Uchesis: 6:44am On May 15
EmperorIsaac:
Hmmmm...they will not hear. Let them have their own experiences.
So why is she still there?
Why is she not coming back?


Your guess is as good as mine grin
Politics › Re: Atiku Will Not Step Down, Why Can't Obi Be VP In 2027 - Dele Momodu by Uchesis: 6:41am On May 15
WhizdomXX:
They decide by turning up in their numbers to vote
Yea that is true. Even little children and toddlers too
Politics › Re: ₦20 Trillion Is Missing From Nigeria's Federation Account - Olisa Agbakoba by Uchesis: 9:22am On May 13
Lifestone:
Try and read, and stop been lazy. He reviewed revenue leakages across over 15years, not a Tinubu government issues only.
I agree with him, what you guys are doing now is politicize it and destroy the intention of the policy paper.
He has requested that each Presidential Candidate should specifically speak to how this will be fixed. Fair enough, you guys should allow this policy paper to form the basis of a genuine election discussion
So because others have stolen before, the person currently in that office should also steal his own to continue the cycle abi?


You can now see.why Nigeria will.never get better. No be curse, na the reality
Romance › Re: “i’m The Only One On This 6 By 6 By Bed” – Single Woman Cries Out by Uchesis: 9:14am On May 13
James4358:
Sorry o. Men are the prize... I just finished 3rd round. Let me rest abeg
Like we give a fc*k how many rounds you dey go before



grin
Politics › Re: Wike Visits APC National Chairman, Nentawe Yilwatda, In Abuja by Uchesis: 8:50am On May 13
AsomughaChuks02:
Ever since some people mocked Wike for losing weight, he has added weight considerably.
Maybe it is your eyes that added weight



grin
Politics › Re: Atiku Will Not Step Down, Why Can't Obi Be VP In 2027 - Dele Momodu by Uchesis: 8:27am On May 13
kodded:
but the north will always choose tinubu over obi because with Tinubu they will need to wait for 4 years before power return to them meanwhile with obi it will be anothet 8 years

Dont you obidient guys understand that politic is a game of intrest and not emotions?
Must the north decide who becomes president?

If na so, then make only Northern Fulanis dey rule Nigeria naa
Sports › Re: Which League Has The Higher Overall Quality — The Saudi League Or The MLS? by Uchesis: 8:22am On May 13
atobs4real:
Una don come again oo.
Messi can never collect the USA league. Now Ororo don collect una want still make am look like what kind of trophy is that
Mind the way you talk about the 8 time Balon D'or World Cup winner


grin
Health › Re: Male Circumcision Rates By Country by Uchesis: 8:27am On May 12
timilehin007:
Bitterness and hatred has eaten deep in your brain. Nigeria is almost 100% so, check from down for quick reach
Must we bring politics into everything in life?

Na wah for some people oooo
Family › Re: What Is The Mindset Behind Complaining Of Poverty Yet Continuing To Have Kids by Uchesis: 7:51pm On May 09
Imindmybusiness:
Respect other people's decisions and mind your business. Poverty is a thing of the mind.
This one go get like 8 childern oooo


grin
Family › Re: What Is The Mindset Behind Complaining Of Poverty Yet Continuing To Have Kids by Uchesis: 7:44pm On May 09
Maj196:
1. Sex is the only that gives poor people joy
2. They believe if they birth so many children at least one would be successful to take them from poverty
That number 2 is THE MAIN REASON why they do it



grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs PSG: UCL ( - 1) On 6th May 2026 by Uchesis: 10:48am On May 07
WhiteIverson:
I just came back from the future.

Stake this and thank me on 1st June
I just screenshoted this.

Lets see if you are truly a prophet



grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu Upset By Infighting Among Southern APC Chieftains by Uchesis: 10:36am On May 07
IamPatriotic:
Asiwaju will be on top of the whole situation. He is the Jagaban for many reasons. Unlike Peter Obi, who ran away from ADC because Atiku said he has never lost any primary election, or who left LP because Abure yelled at him.
Somebody that cannot even be on top of his wife



grin
Politics › Re: ADC Reduces Nomination Fees — Adjusts Primary Timetable by Uchesis: 10:27am On May 07
MaziObinnaokija:
WHEN IT IS UR TURN,DEY THERE DEY CHEW KOLA NUT grin cheesy. Nor go check ur health status sad
Na my turn
Na my turn


That's why Nigeria is like this today
Politics › Re: ADC Reduces Nomination Fees — Adjusts Primary Timetable by Uchesis: 10:24am On May 07
MaziObinnaokija:
I have mis fortune news for u.GO GET UR HANDKERCHIEF READY.PROF GO PITAN FOR UNA
Oh you mean he will rig the election for Tinibu abi
Politics › Re: NDC Guillotine: Why Obi-kwankwaso May Not Survive - Olu Allen by Uchesis: 10:06am On May 06
MaziObinnaokija:
Just relax yo nerve.. grin NO VACANCY IN ASO ROCK TILL 2031.
Tinubu will do thlrd term. I just hope you won't come here to complain sha
Politics › Re: ADC Reduces Nomination Fees — Adjusts Primary Timetable by Uchesis: 9:59am On May 06
MaziObinnaokija:
OBI IS OUR CUSTOMER. KWANKWASO will drag it with him. Just relax and watch
I have bad news for you...

NDC has just zoned it's presidential ticket to the South.


grin
Politics › Re: ADC Reduces Nomination Fees — Adjusts Primary Timetable by Uchesis: 9:56am On May 06
MaziObinnaokija:
cool MY OGA dey KAMPE.... He neva runs up/down looking for FREE TICKET
But he has run to France to charge his battery



grin
Politics › Re: ADC Coalition ‘Train’ Still Moving Despite Obi, Others’ Exit — Paul Ibe by Uchesis: 7:53am On May 05
AntiChristian:
Keep dreaming! So na who give am 8M votes?
I'm talking about 2027 elections.

A lot of people werw deceived in 2023
Politics › Re: ADC Coalition ‘Train’ Still Moving Despite Obi, Others’ Exit — Paul Ibe by Uchesis: 11:07am On May 04
AntiChristian:
Doing the same thing and wanting a different result is called what?

Based on last election
Tinubu - 8,794, 726

Atiku - 6,984,520

Obi - 6,101,533

Kwakwaso - 1, 496,678

Obi + Kwankwaso = 7,598,211 They still need 1,196,515 votes to compete as regards total votes!


Detailed Regional Breakdown according to constitutional 25% requirement

Bola Ahmed Tinubu (APC): Surpassed 25% votes in 29 states across multiple regions:
South-West: Ekiti, Ogun, Oyo, Osun, Ondo, Lagos.
North-West: Jigawa, Katsina, Kebbi, Sokoto, Zamfara, Kano, Kaduna.
North-Central: Kwara, Niger, Kogi, Benue, Nasarawa, Plateau.
North-East: Bauchi, Borno, Gombe, Taraba, Adamawa, Yobe.
South-South/East: Rivers, Cross River.

Atiku Abubakar (PDP): Secured ≥ 25% votes in 21 states, mainly in the North and South-South:
North: Adamawa, Bauchi, Gombe, Yobe, Borno, Taraba, Katsina, Kebbi, Sokoto, Kaduna, Jigawa, Zamfara, Niger, Kwara, Nasarawa, Plateau.
South: Akwa Ibom, Bayelsa, Delta, Edo, Rivers

Peter Obi (Labour Party): Achieved ≥ 25% votes in 16 states including the FCT, mostly in the South-East and South-South:
South-East: Abia, Anambra, Ebonyi, Enugu, Imo
South-South: Edo, Delta, Cross River, Akwa Ibom, Rivers, Bayelsa
Others: Lagos, FCT, Nasarawa, Plateau, Taraba

Rabiu Kwankwaso (NNPP): Only secured ≥ 25% votes in Kano State, where he also won.
In a free and fair election, Tinubu won't even get 2 million votes

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 91 pages)