₦airaland Forum

Joshua will never do "Detty December" in Nigeria again.



This december own was damn too detty

I remember the school i was posted to during my NYSC in crossriver state. Almost all the girls in my class SS2 have fallen breasts.

Some were even asking me where i was staying.

No be small thing that year ooo.

Fear girls abeg

mascot87:
I like as una take dey deceive una self dey give una self fake joy. I sha no wan hear cry cry after Asiwaju drag una blokus for ground in 2027

Buhari runs to London anytime he was sick. Today he is dead.


Tinubu runs to France anytime he is sick.....


Hmmmmmm.

Vision101:
White man don't go to church. Mtchee. Jesus being God didn't go to the synagogue. The apostles didn't go to the synagogue. My friend stay clear of what you don't know.

You know nothing my friend.

Hope you paid your first fruit in the cross-over sha

mascot87:
God bless you My President. May you achieve your dreams for Nigeria and may your enemies, haters and people wish you fail be put to shame permanently.

After saying this your prayer, go and pay your tax okay

He forgot to add:

"There will be more defections to the APC this year"

They keep renewing your hope every year

Vision101:
What is your issue? I can't understand. Did anyone ask or force you to attend crossover Service? As you didn't attend have you solved all your Nigerian problems? Faith is a personal issue. It works for those that believe. Faith and reason don't work together. Faith looks nonsensical to those that don't believe. It's the substance of things hoped for.

But ask yourself this question.....


If you truly have FAITH, do you need to go to a particular house for your prayers to be answered?


Black man sef

doggedfighter:
Would you rather they sleep outside?

I hope you don't have daughters with this your mindset

Tayorshd87:
Happy new year in advance

Some girls go sleep for their boyfriend house this night after crossing-over for church.


The tax-man go still collect him tax from tomorrow whichever way you "crossed-over"

Richtaiwo:
What should have been a brief moment of sympathy followed by dignified silence was instead converted into a campaign rally by the self-anointed messiah. Rather than simply commiserate and move on, he somehow discovered a way to blame the absence of an ambulance on Tinubu, because, apparently, even road mishaps now require federal clearance.

Never mind that ambulance services are, in reality, largely a state government responsibility. One is left wondering, during his tenure as governor of Anambra, did this sudden passion for emergency response manifest in any tangible form? Can he point to a policy that ensured ambulances were stationed every 10 kilometres, or is this concern a recent revelation, activated only when cameras, and political mileage are conveniently available?

Tinubu and APC did the same thing to GEJ while playing the opposition in 2014, so stop crying and take the bitter pill oga

Before you toast that your babe, she had a guy somewhere abi? Even if she didn't tell you ooo

Now what do you call that?


No wonder they say:
"even your boo get a boo"

Tboy222:
No they are the stronger vessel

We originated from our cosmic mother Sophia, the womb ,the genotrix of the mutiverse.

Jesus Christ told John the beloved "Behold your mother" hereby subjecting him to Mary Magdalene , performing the second marriage on the cross, and reversing the curse in the garden of Eden, after the woman was subjected under the male authority.

The union of John and Mary Magdalene, the Divine masculine and Divine feminine principle that governs the universe, As depicted in Leonardo Da Vinci the Lord's Supper, Ying and Yang, Boaz and Yachin. The Compass and the Square on Solomon Temple, the holy of holies , the perfect Square.

The holy Spirit is feminine, Shekinah who greives for her daughter, Sophia 🌹 the rose of Sharon, the bride and twin Sister of Christ. sl

For A man shall leave his father and his mother and shall cleave unto his wife , and they shall all be one flesh, not two, but all four.

Father , Mother, Son, daughter. Ezekiel 44:25

Tetra = four
Tetramagaton

Yod = masculine
Hey = feminine
Vav = masculine
Hey = feminine

Four horns of the alter, Foursquare Ark, New Jerusalem is Foursquare, the Compass and the Square of the Freemasons.

Euclid 47th problem of Pythagoras, 7 is the fourth prime number, Donald Trump is no 47, America is founded on the fourth day of the seventh month, they were four men inside the fire heated seven times by Nebuchadnezzar.

Who is this guy?

BlocksNG:
Tinubu dey craze, he dey bang pussy for Lagos while his town is on fire.

While Remi dey collect one young big gbola for Aso Rock

correctguy101:
Mr Jibola is more suitable for sugar daddy roles....

That old man is as greedy as a rat...

You are spot on.

Na sugar daddy role fit that Jibola guy

nairalanda1:
So you essentially support the president borrowing agenda. Thanks for letting me know

And you think more tax will make him stop borrowing?

Like i said, no enter 2026 with that brain ooooo

tunde1200:
No igbo man among them why

Add Tinubu + Otedola + Adenuga together, they won't still make the list


Tribalism kee you there

helinues:
They had sit at home for good 2 years without FG interfering. Make una stop this lame excuses

You better get sense before this year runs out on 31st

helinues:
But they have changed that method. States can now collect VAT directly. So what's the excuse again for probably low VAT generated by your region

Is IGR also sent to the FG before remitting back to the states

Una must give excuses for your lapses sha ni

So why not allow them to go and form thier own country since they are giving excuses according to you

iamfraud:
he assisted Tinubu to become president

Can you draw Tilumbu?

I want to check something

Jossyman0007:
Then let your thin god (Tinubu ) stop the bad things from happening so Peter Obi won't have to show up na.



UNAM- IKOT

In other words, Obi is Tinubu's Frankenstein monster

I've always known that Nicki has Nigerian roots

Bahamas95:
See wetin "small boy" don do.




If not for Yerima they wouldn't have had the guts to expel Wike.

I heard that Yerima was in the meeting.

Wike's worst nightmare

Goldrosewine:
The one and only true GOAT! Siu is already shitting his pants, jittery and scary, Messi keep snatching the records😘😘😘😘

Always your girl, Gold Rose 🍷

Girl wey sabi ball.

No wonder you fine

phoenix45:
APC go think say we are fools and we don't know what played out.

We the smart ones already know that Soludo will decamp to the APC before 2027.

Tinubus congratulation is just a smokescreen

TOPMAN4LIFE:
That's their way to always claim victory when they clearly lost

And how does that concern you?

Better face your state and leave the southeast alone

NgeneUkwenu:
Excuses na water! Cope well brother!

You won't understand.


You are not frkm the Southeast

boxypane:
The knowledge of man is foolishness unto God. Do not be deceived but seek understanding not through man but through the Holy Spirit, you'd be amazed
It's like asking God why the Nigerian soldiers should wipe out bokoharam and their dependants...

If the knowledge of man is foolishness unto God, and man wrote the bible...,

...then you just painted the bible as foolishness

ALTERNATEID:
We also need Russia to join the party by pledging full support to Nigeria in the event of an illegal invasion by Trump.

Are you a terrorist?


Why you dey fear?

simpleseyi:
When she breathe, she posts it on social media

And Wike holds press briefings every single day