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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champion League 2026-27 League Phase Matchups by Uchesis: 8:50am On Aug 29
Arsenal will wait another 20yrs before they play their nezt UCL final
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israeli Court Acquits Settler Who Assaulted French Nun In Jerusalem(Video,Photo) by Uchesis: 9:02pm On Aug 26
Wizardslayer:
No matter how you terrorists sympathisers cry and wail, we Christians stand solidly behind Israel.

Taquiyya and propaganda are for and works only on inexperienced Christians.

May God bless Israel.
May God bless Benjamin netanyahu.
Speak for yourself ooooh.

I am a Christian but Israel can go to hell for all I care
Family › Re: Look my married ex. I'm scared af! by Uchesis: 5:47pm On Aug 24
DarkLover:
Well, luckily for me, I don't have a girlfriend. My morals won't allow it. The majority of these girls are corrupt, I can't have a serious thing with any of them.

I met a sane one (a bit), who I feel like could mother my child, so I intentionally put one in her belly. She gladly welcomed it without any issues even after I communicated my position to her about parenting.
Where is Lalami3232 with the good news?

Oga go do DNA for that pikin oooh to be sure grin
Business › Re: The Price Difference Between 2020 And 2025 In Nigeria by Uchesis: 10:02pm On Aug 20
PigTormentor:
They are going to pretend like they didn't know that the Naira was floated.
Prices changed due to value of Naira going down. It was intentional not by mistake. It's a new govt policy.
Keep living in falsehood and lies.
All these made up false narratives not going to help your Agulu packaged cult leader.
Reminds me of one Amoda from Iragbiji who used to do drugs in Chicago

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Politics › Re: Pictures Of Nigerian Presidents With American Presidents by Uchesis: 7:19am On Aug 20
Thiefobi1:
Southwest fully represented.

North represented.

South South also fully represented.

God bless Federal Republic of Nigeria.
WHERE IS DRUG BARON PICTURE WITH TRUMP ?

THAT IS THE QUESTION

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Culture › Re: LASG Declares Today, Thursday August 20th, 2026, As Work Free Day To Mark Isese by Uchesis: 7:12am On Aug 20
RichDad1:
Where are those "Lagos is no man's land" people? Time don reach for you to prove yourself today.
I dey work like this.

Nothing dey sup. Its just a normal day in Lagos


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Politics › Re: It Was After Everything Failed That Tinubu Congratulated Adeleke - Rufai Oseni by Uchesis: 10:46pm On Aug 17
DiarisGodoo:
Where did he derive the power to remove a whole elected governor? The ONLY power he needs is tell INEC to announce it and army and police to enforce - and they all will definitely obey him.
If that's the case, then no need for elections next year.
Let INEC announce Tinubu as the winner of the 2027 election this night.

Seems like Tinubu has more powers than God himself grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Remove Two Clubs From This List (Photo) by Uchesis: 11:36am On Aug 15
Bobbysmicky:
Chelsea -noise makers

Barcelona -FIFA children
If Barcelona is FIFA's children, when last did they win the Champions League?



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Politics › Re: Photos Of The APC Situation Room For The 2026 Osun Governorship Election by Uchesis: 11:31am On Aug 15
Image123:
It's a democracy, everyone has a right to his choice. That's how it works.
Na now your head correct


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Family › Re: How Much Is Reasonable Monthly Feeding Money For Retired Parents In Nigeria? by Uchesis: 11:29am On Aug 15
RealityKings1:
Best is 200k, that would cover fitness and other health bills. It's good for old people to eat fruits
You guys make 200k sound like 20k.

After una go say Nigerians are suffering grin


Na 30k i dey send paale every month. No be only me him born naa.

In the words of Kizz Daniel..."no go dey do pass yourself"

For this Tinubu regime? grin
Politics › Re: Photos Of The APC Situation Room For The 2026 Osun Governorship Election by Uchesis: 11:22am On Aug 15
Image123:
The incumbent governor is supporting Tinubu. It's not an APC thing, or even tribal thing. It's about choice. Soludo supports Tinubu.
Apart from personal gain or emotion. No one that knows Tinubu, Atiku and Obi's capacity and Nigeria's build that will not choose or support Tinubu.
So why is Alex Otti not endorsing Tinubu?


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Politics › Re: Photos Of The APC Situation Room For The 2026 Osun Governorship Election by Uchesis: 11:16am On Aug 15
CharlesCNG:
OSUN 2026: WE WON’T JUST SHOW YOU THE WARD RESULT — WE’LL SHOW YOU HOW THE NUMBER WAS BUILT By CharlesCNG.

Yesterday, ahead of today's Osun governorship election, Osun REC Oluwatoyin Babalola signed the result sheets for the state's 332 Registration Areas/Wards.

Let's understand what that means.

A signed blank result sheet is not evidence of a pre-written result. It is an authentication measure.

But it raises an important transparency question:

When numbers eventually appear on a ward result, can Nigerians independently reconstruct how those numbers were built?

With Smart ElectionGuard Pro, that is precisely what we intend to do.

LET'S USE EDE NORTH — NOT THEORY, BUT ACTUAL POLLING UNITS

Ede North has 11 wards.

They include:

Olaba/Atapara, Abogunde/Sagba, Ologun/Agbaakin, Olusokun, Alusekere, Sabo/Agbongbe I, Sabo/Agbongbe II, Isibo/Buari-Isola, Apaso, Asunmo and Bara Ejemu.

Now take:

ABOGUNDE/SAGBA — WARD 02

INEC's directory lists 22 polling units in this ward.

And these aren't imaginary units. Among the actual polling-unit locations are:

PU 001 — 16 Popo Street, Orita Bode
PU 002 — Sufianu Main Compound
PU 003 — Federal Polytechnic, in front of Ramat Hall
PU 004 — C.A.C. Primary School, Talafia
PU 009 — Abogunde Compound
PU 013 — Sagba Junction
PU 014 — Open Space, Oniso Compound
PU 018 — Alagbede Compound
PU 020 — Ajeja Compound

Indeed, PU 009, Abogunde Compound is the polling unit associated with Governor Ademola Adeleke's voting in previous elections.

Now watch what happens today.

As the EC8As from these polling units become available through IReV, Smart ElectionGuard Pro can process the available documents and build the arithmetic from the bottom upward:

EC8A → POLLING UNIT → WARD → LGA → STATE

For illustration only, suppose:

PU 001: ACCORD 170 | APC 110
PU 002: ACCORD 201 | APC 95
PU 003: ACCORD 185 | APC 130

And after processing the available results from the ward, the underlying EC8As eventually total:

ACCORD — 4,120
APC — 2,580

Smart ElectionGuard Pro can independently reconstruct the ward arithmetic.

But this is where our philosophy becomes important:

DON'T TRUST OUR 4,120 EITHER.

Click the number.

Go backwards.

See the 22 polling units.

See the individual figures.

SEE THE EC8As THAT BUILT THE NUMBER.

Then compare our independently reconstructed arithmetic with INEC's statutory ward collation.

If both say:

ACCORD — 4,120
APC — 2,580

we mark:

✓ RECONCILED

But suppose the underlying EC8As total 4,120, while the official ward collation records 3,920.

Smart ElectionGuard Pro does not automatically scream:

“RIGGING!”

Instead:

⚠ RECONCILIATION DIFFERENCE DETECTED

Then ask:

Which polling unit?
Which EC8A?
Which figure?
Where did the difference enter the chain?

That is evidence-based election monitoring.

And we don't stop at Abogunde/Sagba.

Repeat the process across Ede North's 11 wards.

POLLING UNITS → 11 DIGITAL WARD RECONSTRUCTIONS → EDE NORTH LGA RECONSTRUCTION

Then compare that independently reconstructed LGA arithmetic with the official LGA result.

Then repeat across Osun.

INEC remains the statutory referee.

Smart ElectionGuard Pro is the mirror.

We independently reconstruct the arithmetic from polling-unit evidence upward and ask one simple question:

DO THE NUMBERS RECONCILE?

If they do, say so.

If they don't:

SHOW THE DIFFERENCE. SHOW THE POLLING UNIT. SHOW THE EC8A.

Today there will be predictions, accusations, screenshots and victory claims.

Our response remains:

FOLLOW THE EVIDENCE.

Polling Unit → Ward → LGA → State.

And whenever somebody asks:

“WHERE DID THIS NUMBER COME FROM?”

Smart ElectionGuard Pro's ambition is to answer:

HERE ARE THE POLLING UNITS.

HERE ARE THE FIGURES.
HERE ARE THE EC8As.
CHECK THE ARITHMETIC YOURSELF.


Smart ElectionGuard Pro
From polling-unit evidence to verified results — transparency you can trace.
We will definitely need something like this in the 2027 presidential election



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Events › Re: Osinbajo, Fashola, Others Attend Kemi Adeosun’s Husband’s Burial Service by Uchesis: 10:50am On Aug 15
Emekaonline:
There is another man like that till today how he got admitted to UNN with pass in English and Mathematics in WAEC, is still a mystery. I never mentioned any name ooooooooooooo
At least he went to secondary school.

Which secondary school did your messiah attend?

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Events › Re: Osinbajo, Fashola, Others Attend Kemi Adeosun’s Husband’s Burial Service by Uchesis: 10:24pm On Aug 13
unitysheart:
Both Osinbajo and Fashola are old boys of Igbobi College, including the late Adeosun.

May God comfort the family.
There is one man like that....till today nobody knows the secondary school he attended. grin

The one he claimed to have attended was not established at that time

I no call anybody name oooo
Christianity Etc › Re: The Essence Of Tithing by Uchesis: 1:36am On Aug 11
DMCA:
dis ur half baked reasoning e get as e be.
who say person must marry?
u d read wetin u type before u hit reply button so?
My guy, its like you just come from yankee.

You never hear person say "no wonder you never marry"

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Essence Of Tithing by Uchesis: 11:41am On Aug 09
Dtruthspeaker:
Nroda, "Jesus pay when He was working with His earthly father Joseph and dem go temple

No one forces you to pay, even Isreal too disobeyed, so e dey understandable if you too follow and of course the devs wey dey run churches today don make am easy for una to not do am
I know say you be pastor but why you come dey lie like this naa?


Did Jesus tell you that he paid tithe?

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Politics › Re: What Is Delaying Reno Omokri's Ambassadorial Posting To Mexico? by Uchesis: 11:35am On Aug 09
FSBoperator:
It's not only Reno.

Other ambassador designates to Mexico from other countries are still waiting to be confirmed through a ceremonial handing of their credentials to the Mexican Head of State.

The sitting HoS of most countries schedules a special ceremony to meet and accept the letter of credentials from ambassador designates.

This is due to the tight schedule of Heads of States so the ceremony is carried out on one day for all ambassador designates.

Usually, the ceremony will have to be held when all ambassador designates have been cleared by the security outfits of the host country. In the case of the US, there is also a Senatorial hearing and screening alongside security briefings before an ambassador designate is accepted.

What you should know is that Reno is at his duty post in Mexico and this won't have been possible if the Mexican govt rejected him as they won't accept him entry into their country in the first place - diplomatic passport or not.

So Oga rest.

You can check with your favourite AI the process of accepting letters of credentials of ambassador designates .
We have heard you.

Since you are now the spokesperson of the Mexican government

Can you tell us when next the Mexican president will be having his lunch?

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Essence Of Tithing by Uchesis: 11:29am On Aug 09
Dtruthspeaker:
Was that not when He was working with His earthly father Joseph? And you see in accordance with The Law, they went to the temple.

But after that, what farm or industry did you see the disciples and Jesus own that you would see them tithe?
Bro Jesus didn't pay tithe so i no go pay.

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Essence Of Tithing by Uchesis: 11:18am On Aug 09
Dtruthspeaker:
What farm did you see the disciples and Jesus own that you would see them tithe?
Was Jesus not a carpenter at some point?

Did he pay tithe then?


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Christianity Etc › Re: The Essence Of Tithing by Uchesis: 11:16am On Aug 09
femi4:
Tithing isnt biblical. Jesus or his disciples never tithe or teach on tithing
The same way Christ and his disciples did not marry or have a child but all of us must marry and born children


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Politics › Re: Osun Guber: Adeyemi-Doro (APGA candidate) steps Down, backs APC's Oyebamiji by Uchesis: 11:10am On Aug 09
Person wey no fit win ordinary councillor for his local government.

His stepping down is inconsequential


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Family › Re: Still Get Married Even If You Are Struggling by Uchesis: 10:32pm On Aug 08
Misterone:
There was this friend of mine that got married during our university days. We all laughed at him then. This guy saw hell then! Today, that child is a graduate and married while that of us that laughed at him, our kids are still in secondary school.
Time waits for no man. Live your life. The most important thing is that you have the potential to succeed. Because it would be far worse to raise kids at your old age!
Men are really insatiable.

While you are complaining that your kid is still in secondary school, some couples are complaining that they don't have any kids at all.

The life no balance
Politics › Re: Bianca Ojukwu Celebrates Her 58th Birthday Today (photos) by Uchesis: 8:24pm On Aug 05
Buharidgeneral:
Femi fani kayode
The impotent mofo

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Politics › Re: 15,000 Personnel To Be Deployed For Osun Poll - CP Election by Uchesis: 8:19pm On Aug 05
If Adeleke loses this election eh, Davido will release a full album on Tinubu and his evil dictatorship in Nigeria



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Politics › Re: They No Longer Beg For Money. They Surround Your Car And Tell You Their Price by Uchesis: 8:15pm On Aug 05
TemplarLandry:
These are joble$$ boys who fled their states because of Monday sit @ homes. They now constitute nui$ans in peaceful Lagos.
Are you saying that agberos in Lagos are Igbos?


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Romance › Re: . by Uchesis: 9:50am On Jul 24
Back in the days when I was a bad boy.

Na the ones wey get room for hotel I dey carry.

I no dey do short time ooo. Na TDB and I no dey pay pass 10k


Just remembered Onyi dat year. Got to a point i was almost knacking her for free

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Sports › Re: Argentina Players And Crew Turn Back On Spain During Cup Presentation (Photos) by Uchesis: 8:49pm On Jul 23
Trojan8:
You get sense, and you think a team leaving the pitch during trophy presentation is normal. Na me waste time dey reply to who is beneath me.

Forgive me
There is no law in football that says the losing team must be on the pitch during a trophy presentation.
Sports › Re: Argentina Players And Crew Turn Back On Spain During Cup Presentation (Photos) by Uchesis: 11:46am On Jul 22
Trojan8:
They should have tried it and chop better ban
Which ban?
Match never finish ?


Ronaldo fans no dey get sense sha
Sports › Re: Argentina Players And Crew Turn Back On Spain During Cup Presentation (Photos) by Uchesis: 7:37pm On Jul 21
Now imagine if they have left the pitch before the trophy presentation.

These same people like the OP will still say they are sore losers.


When somebody no like you there is nothing you will do to please them.
Celebrities › Re: Lamine Yamal Sagging Shorts At Spain Party Sparks Online Debates (VIDEO) by Uchesis: 7:28pm On Jul 21
That you are 19 doesn't mean you should look irresponsible.


Nobody should quote me ooo


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