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Romance › Re: I'm Beginning To Believe That Marriage Brings Good Luck To A Man! by Uchesis: 12:29pm On Jul 03
Vertraulichkeit:
Keep quiet. It's not everything you must counter. His relayed experience is a reality in some men's lives.
You better save money for DNA test. No talk say you no hear the good news ooo


grin
Romance › Re: I'm Beginning To Believe That Marriage Brings Good Luck To A Man! by Uchesis: 12:24pm On Jul 03
123readygo:
Maybe, maybe not.
What I know is that I married my wife with all my savings then.
I have never lacked from then on till date.
And you think it's because of your wife?


No let God vex for you ooo


Lalami3232 has said it all


grin
Romance › Re: I'm Beginning To Believe That Marriage Brings Good Luck To A Man! by Uchesis: 12:20pm On Jul 03
Lalami3232:
Let me correct you bro, marriage no dey bring luck atall. It's just that when you marry, you tend to be more careful with spending and you want another source of income because you've automatically inherited a liability. Which luck na marriage de give? The luck wey she no fit give her ex boyfriends abi na another one. Some of una wey call unaselves men dey make me laugh.
You meet a non-virgin wey numerous men don sleep with, you tell her say "babe I wan privatize your kpekus make E be mine alone. I no want make people dey chop am again as usual (that's the definition of marrying a non-virgin)", that na wetin marriage dey all about nowadays for Nigeria. So how she take bring you luck as a man? If sh get luck, why she no use the luck on her siblings? Bro she no bring you luck, you only doubled your hustle. Anyways, that's not really my concern sha. Have you done DNA test Oga?

What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Omo laff wan kill me for here oooo

grin grin
Politics › Re: US Withdraws Troops From Nigeria After Counterterrorism Operation by Uchesis: 12:07pm On Jul 03
Odobaone:
I didn't see any significant impact and I'm sure they weren't given the support to close this out. I'm sure some forces are really not supporting this terrorism in Nigeria to close soon.
You think they are here to help you kill bandits and Boko Haram?

I have bad news for you bro


Trump is only after America's interest.
Romance › Re: Lady Laments Decline In Male Attention, Sparks Reactions Online by Uchesis: 7:16pm On Jul 02
Lalami3232:
Aside that toto wey your GF/partner don give numerous men before E reach your turn, which benefit you don get in dating?

What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA test
And the good news is ...

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin better go and do DNA test for your kids because these hoes ain't loyal

grin
NYSC › Re: FG Confirms Adire Fabric As Replacement For NYSC Khaki by Uchesis: 6:50pm On Jul 02
When a Northern president comes back he will change it to babariga attire.


Thank God say i don serve my own years ago, with my khaki


grin
Sports › Re: Fans Fume As Balogun Is Sent Off For Same Foul Messi Commited by Uchesis: 6:46pm On Jul 02
CodeTemplar:
go and die bro.
Na so the thing pain you reach?



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Sports › Re: Fans Fume As Balogun Is Sent Off For Same Foul Messi Commited by Uchesis: 6:34pm On Jul 02
CodeTemplar:
Messi was equally given the 2010 baloon dioor of sneidger of inter. Football is highly political if you know.
And your Lord and Saviour Ronaldo got the one for Ribery in 2013

The score is now 1-1

grin
Politics › Re: Nigerian Filling Stations To Reduce Fuel Price Near N1,000 Per Litre Amid Pressu by Uchesis: 6:30pm On Jul 02
stuffs2002:
Hahaha 🤣

See who is talking about suffering. South east states are the headquarters of poverty in Nigeria and another name for Obi is Mr. Poverty.

No region is running out of their region to escape poverty like the south east yet you are talking about leadership
Do we have Almajiri in the South East?


Some of una go just open mouth waaaaaaa!!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Supreme Court Upholds Birthright Citizenship by Uchesis: 3:15am On Jul 01
shortgun:
This is what a true democracy looks like.
The supreme Court of Nigeria will never give any judgement against a seating president because they are all cowards
angry
They can't even give any judgement against Wike. Or else they will return the houses he bought for them.

The American judiciary system is indeed independent
Politics › Re: Nigerian Filling Stations To Reduce Fuel Price Near N1,000 Per Litre Amid Pressu by Uchesis: 3:03am On Jul 01
stuffs2002:
Gerarahia.


We will never ever allow the liar and fraud called Obi to go near the presidency
You deserve the kind of leader you have today.

Enjoy your suffering grin
Family › Re: DNA Test Isn't As Expensive As You Think by Uchesis: 6:06pm On Jun 28
Where is Lalami3232 when you need him?


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Politics › Re: Senate Passes State Police Bill, empowers Govs to appoint Police Commissioners by Uchesis: 6:23am On Jun 25
quisera:
Fear who no fear Tinubu. This man is really a political strategist. The pressure of insecurity was too much on him so he had to share the responsibility. So now state governors or the masses can't totally blame him for insecurities in their states. Checkmate
Any bill that is swiftly passed into law, Tinubu has a hand in it.

It will also help him rig in the 2027 election. Afterall he has 32 governors grin
Celebrities › Re: Mr Eazi Reveals They Have 9 Doctors For Temi Otedola's Pregnancy (Video) by Uchesis: 10:18am On Jun 24
So we should clap for him now or what?


As if it is his money grin
Romance › Re: “Date Multiple Men, Let The Winner Be Announced In Church” — Lady Says by Uchesis: 9:03pm On Jun 23
Where is that my friend Lalami?

Let him come and tell us the good news


grin grin
Sports › Re: RONALDO Becomes The First Player To Score In Six Different World Cups by Uchesis: 8:57pm On Jun 23
Sunisonflex39:
Painment...
He is right.

Ronaldo should place more priority on winning the world cup instead of chasing goal scoring records.

Unless he wants to continue playing 2nd fiddle to Messi
Foreign Affairs › Re: Italian Foreign Minister Cancels Trip To US Over Trump’s Comments About Meloni by Uchesis: 6:46am On Jun 20
fredoooooo:
As if Trump care .. na you go still run to America grin grin
You think say every country be like Nigeria abi
Foreign Affairs › Re: Those Criticizing My Agreement With Iran Are Fools- Trump by Uchesis: 6:28am On Jun 20
omenka:
Hope you're not referring to Igbos?
He is referring to haters of terrorists and bandits...and I am proudly one of them


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Politics › Re: Christopher Musa Challenges Nigerian Youths To Lead Fight Against Insecurity by Uchesis: 8:04pm On Jun 13
HacheNoire:
It was those loud mouthed cultist I was expecting to take the lead!

If it was just a normal person minding his business, you would have been Hearing Awumen, Aye , Abrakaya and Aromate.

Now that we have terrorist in same bush they claim to come from, they have all gone missing.
You won't get your 30k stipend this month.

How dare you say there is insecurity in Nigeria?

Tinubu till 2040
Politics › Re: June 12: Disagree, Criticize Me, But Don’t Stop Believing In Nigeria – Tinubu by Uchesis: 10:36am On Jun 13
WorldRichest:
.
Tinubu said you should believe in Nigeria, not in One Nigeria.
There cannot be a Nigeria unless we are One
Politics › Re: June 12: Disagree, Criticize Me, But Don’t Stop Believing In Nigeria – Tinubu by Uchesis: 10:34am On Jun 13
Flangelo12:
Who is in Dickson's pocket?
Why is Tinubu's lips black?



Don't tell me you don't know oo grin
Politics › Re: Falana, Others Set June 12 For Nationwide Protests Over Insecurity, Hardships by Uchesis: 11:33am On Jun 11
helinues:
As long as they won't infringe on the rights of others, we have no issue with them
When you say "WE",
Who exactly are you referring to?
Sports › Re: Six Major Rule Changes That Will Define The 2026 FIFA World Cup by Uchesis: 10:25am On Jun 10
Raymeskey:
It's been weeks now that Arsenal won the EPL and you're yet to get over that nawa o, even with the WC noises around you still held on to that. People like you go sidon one place dey weep for years without moving on over a simple loss. Pele, Ars FC don win this one and they will device another means to win the next just take your f*king L and move on
Look at this European Virgin.

We all know England wanted you guys to win the league this year

But you see for Europe, no one wins UCL with haram football.

Thats why teams like Arsenal and Atletico Madrid can never win champions league

grin
Sports › Re: Six Major Rule Changes That Will Define The 2026 FIFA World Cup by Uchesis: 10:53pm On Jun 09
Mitsurugi:
Corner kicks are part of the game. You for say make dem kuku ban am. For throwing all of dem that use towel to clean ball will lose out. These rules will affect everyone.
Corner kick is part of the game until one club like that decides to take a corner kick then it turns to Kung-Fu fight

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Politics › Re: Oyo Residents Receive Semovita, Hail Tinubu: 'Jagaban 2027’ (Video) by Uchesis: 10:51pm On Jun 09
They sold their children for a bowl of semo.

Reminds me of Esau in the bible


grin
Sports › Re: Six Major Rule Changes That Will Define The 2026 FIFA World Cup by Uchesis: 10:43pm On Jun 09
MaziObinnaokija:
Let's go there.PORTUGAL TO WIN THE WORLD CUP
No national team with a foreign coach has ever won the world cup.

France or Spain will win it
Sports › Re: Six Major Rule Changes That Will Define The 2026 FIFA World Cup by Uchesis: 10:39pm On Jun 09
We need these rules in the Prem next season especially the one concerning corner kicks.

Let me see how one club will win the league again grin
Business › Re: I Earn ₦500,000/month But I Am Poorer Than When I Was Earning ₦150,000 In 2019 by Uchesis: 6:50am On Jun 08
OBIDIENTNAIJA:
Even the so called 1.2 million is already losing value. Is only those earning dollars in this country that are rich. The rest of us are just managing. Even the rich are careful with their expenses now. Facts
I know a lot of guys at my workplace who used to drive cars to work. Most of them have sold their car shortly after this govt came in. These are guys who earn more than 500k monthly back then and even with salary increase they still can't meet up.


So you have a point there
Business › Re: I Earn ₦500,000/month But I Am Poorer Than When I Was Earning ₦150,000 In 2019 by Uchesis: 6:40am On Jun 08
If you are not earning up to N1.2m monthly in Nigeria today, then you are below the middle class .


Fact.
Celebrities › Re: Shaffy Bello's Blunt Advice To Women In Sex Work Amid Nigeria's Hardships by Uchesis: 6:23am On May 29
Emeskhalifa:
So who will marry them knowing fully well that so many players have played on that football pitch?
Some girls no be ashawoh but their body count pass runs girl own
Politics › Re: Atiku Wishes Amaechi Happy Birthday After ADC Primaries by Uchesis: 12:20am On May 28
Tjra:
He tried. At least he fought like a man. Unlike the other man who fears primary elections more than death.
Seems Obi was smart at the end of the day.

Let Amaechi try VP like Obi did in 2019


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Politics › Re: Daddy Freeze Speaks On The High Rate Of Insecurity In Nigeria (Video) by Uchesis: 10:18pm On May 27
DoWhatThouWilt:
When living life peacefully is becoming impossible in Nigeria, The very first thing Nigerians think of doing is Japa!

Let me tell you why.

They prefer doing that than following the usual keypad warrior advice of brain54 below...





....because they know that unity in Nigeria is impossible.

With a few cartons of indomie and a bag of rice, or a fake news that one tribe is burning the shop and house of another tribe, politicians can turn a peaceful nationwide protest into chaos and anarchy.

They know the right buttons to push to disunite us because they know who nigerians really are, a group of people who named a generator "I beta pass my neighbour".
You deserve a chilled bottle of Goldberg for this write-up
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