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CelebritiesRe: ‘Lots Of Men Have No Agenda In Relationship Other Than Sex’ – Tems by Uchesis: 11:48am On Jun 03, 2024
Analyst7:
U get it
They’ve made the sex thing look like na only guy dy enjoy am
Women enjoy sex from the beginning (foreplaay) to the end.
Men only enjoy sex when they release
CelebritiesRe: ‘Lots Of Men Have No Agenda In Relationship Other Than Sex’ – Tems by Uchesis: 8:19pm On Jun 02, 2024
victory36:
I don't understand, what else was she expecting? Girls want money, guys want sex , problem solved, everybody happy
Point of correction....

Girls want MONEY AND SEX.

Guys just want SEX.

grin
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Listening To 21 By Ayra Starr, Looks Like Teenager In New Photo by Uchesis: 4:59pm On Jun 02, 2024
VinnyBaba:
Genevieve who is 45yrs is way Slimmer and Prettier than this Ayra Stare who is just 21years. cool

You CAN'T find Slim Girls amongst These Gen Z babes. sad sad

After Taking Thick SPERMS, Hollandia Yoghurt, Peppersoup and Sharwarma from their Magas and Sugar daddies,
They become FAT and wobbly. embarassed undecided
Slim ladies are for small boys.


Real men like us go for the thick ones
RomanceRe: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by Uchesis: 4:55pm On Jun 02, 2024
jeromestarks:
You think you know a lot but you know nothing my brother. Men aren't wired like women.
You are right

. Men can fuuuuck anyhow they want, but women can't.

. You know nothing bro
PhonesRe: Redmi 7 Original Screen Replacement Needed by Uchesis(op):
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RomanceRe: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by Uchesis: 9:24am On Jun 01, 2024
jeromestarks:
Konji na bastard.
You want to marry a virgin, but you want to fuuuk other girls that have been disvirgined. What an irony of life
RomanceRe: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by Uchesis: 9:00pm On May 31, 2024
jeromestarks:
I asked this girl in my church out. For about two weeks she didn't give me a straight reply but tried to manipulate me.
When I sensed manipulation, I bolted. I ghosted her. We see in church but I never said a word to her and with time, everything we started faded.

Since the day I ghosted her, this girl has silently been monitoring my dating life. This is what I mean. Anytime she hears that I am going out with a certain girl, she makes the girl her friend and somehow, my relationship with the new girl will start having issues until it breaks. This has happened three times since I ghosted the witch.

Last month, I saw a girl in my neighborhood that I liked. I became friends with this girl and I bought her a necklace.
When this witch heard that I bought a necklace for a particular girl, she located the girl and as usual, became friends with her.
Today, I went to the new girl so I could formally inform her of my intentions but to my greatest surprise, I saw the witch there!
She had even invited this new girl to her house and gifted her some clothes and some stuff.

The moment I came in, I was expecting her to leave I and my girl alone but instead she (the witch) stayed and refused to leave. In fact, she called my girl to her side and began to show her something on her phone.
I just chatted with both of them for awhile and left with an excuse that I needed to meet someone and I will be back.



Avoid a jealous woman. That's my advice for you today.
What's your advice for me. How do I deal with this witch?
You won't marry any of these girls because dem no be virgin. So why bother



.
grin
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Breaks Record For Most Goals Scored In A Saudi Pro League Seas by Uchesis: 9:16am On May 28, 2024
MaziObinnaokija:
cool confam 🐐 not dat short FRAUD @ LA Galaxy
The debate for who is the GOAT ended on the 18th December 2022.




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grin
RomanceRe: The Cleanest Part Of A Woman's Body Is Her Pussy. So Guys You Are Free To Suck.. by Uchesis: 9:30am On May 27, 2024
Prettyangelng:
Ur penis can contact infection faster than your mouth
This is true
RomanceRe: This topic has been removed by Uchesis: 9:42pm On May 22, 2024
Ourtruth247:
Hi guys. So I was banned by the anti-spam bot for three days for reasons unknown to me. This is why I couldn't continue posting.

Anyway I will continue from where I left off.
They want you to stop saying the truth. But don't mind them just continue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arne Slot Is Liverpool's New Manager (Photos) by Uchesis: 6:37pm On May 20, 2024
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Another bald fraud in the making. If you doubt, ask Manchester United.
So Pep has hair abi grin

Somebody that just won 4 league titles in a row
PoliticsRe: Senegalese President, Faye Visits Tinubu In Abuja by Uchesis: 6:37pm On May 16, 2024
AmericanIdiot:
I’m Yoruba o😂😂

I’m from oșogbo where everywhere is dirty and smelling and there’s no light
We are living like animals
grin
PoliticsRe: Senegalese President, Faye Visits Tinubu In Abuja by Uchesis: 6:36pm On May 16, 2024
Topman7:
But American president is 81 years old.

Is America in Africa?

Ewu.
Can your president ride a bicycle?

.
Biden can
RomanceRe: Why Many Are Unmarried by Uchesis: 9:34am On May 16, 2024
Mercisharelove:
The tongue, I frankly understand, how it works, so, shift!
Better go find work
RomanceRe: Why Many Are Unmarried by Uchesis: 8:15am On May 16, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Do you actually know what is marriage?
No i don't.
. Are you happy now?
RomanceRe: Why Many Are Unmarried by Uchesis: 11:43pm On May 15, 2024
Mercisharelove:
If we magnify every little difficulty, start objections, and fancy hardships, we shall never go on, much less go through with our work.
What has that got to do with marriage?


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Person never fit feed himself, him want to go marry. That is one of the reasons
BusinessRe: EFCC Raids Speculators As Naira Drops To $1,520/$ by Uchesis: 9:34pm On May 15, 2024
TotoIsGud4boy:
Dumbos will raid this thread like EFCC to blame this current administration for the weak naira…. It’s like seeing this country fail gives them a high more superior to crack cocaine. Which gender complains the most ? Women!! That’s why the Agulu transgender with a feminine voice was sold on us and failed, hence the teeth gnashing and constant complains on this wonderful administration. Explaining to them the rot tinubu is cleansing in the system will be even easier to grasp by a 5yr old than this pathetic naysayers and sour losers suffering from yEAST infection. They’re still sensible people from the east tho, that despite being somewhat pessimistic just like all of us are (truthfully), still have hope in this administration and are willing to give Tinubu a chance, cos we’re sensible and good people with clean hearts.
Na only to fuuk toto you sabi
Foreign AffairsRe: ISRAEL Celebrates 76 Years Of Independence by Uchesis: 8:07am On May 15, 2024
Everyday247:
Who did they get independence from? huh
From Egypt grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Who Is A Supportive Girlfriend Or Wife by Uchesis: 10:35am On May 12, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
there is a huge difference between a babe/GF and a wife...
- a babe/GF shouldnt do shit nor support you until you marry her (just like a man shouldnt do shit for a GF until she is his wife)
- a wife should support you without you having to ask her, but in order for her to know everything that is going on, you FIRST must be fully honest with her about the whole situation (and talk to her when things are not well).
Men will easily agree to this


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But Nigerian women will NEVER agree
RomanceRe: Men Think They Are Strong In Bed...this Picture Tells You Not by Uchesis: 10:27pm On May 08, 2024
iLoveYouToo:
Although I’ve seen guys that can go hours without cuming, I think It’s foolish for a man to argue stamina with a woman. The weakest woman will outlast the weakest man and vise versa
because they do nothing in bed.

They are only good at moaning
RomanceRe: My Nyansh Has Taken Me Places - Side Chick Brags (Video) by Uchesis: 10:20pm On May 08, 2024
Fisiryorh:
Na wetin concern righteousness with yarsh naa?.... huh
This kind pastors dey like big big tins eeh grin
FamilyRe: My 43yrs Old Uncle Is Rich But Still Single by Uchesis: 7:14pm On May 08, 2024
okoroemeka:
you can't be single all your life and be fulfilled,when your friends will invite you to their sons or daughters wedding you must know something is missing in your life
Must you do everything your friends do? Just to please society.


The African man needs to wake up
BusinessRe: Benue State To Build 800million Naira Brewery In Makurdi by Uchesis: 7:06pm On May 07, 2024
MAANABBQGRILLZ is now a moderator in nairaland oooo. Anytime you quote him, you wont see his name in your quote
BusinessRe: Benue State To Build 800million Naira Brewery In Makurdi by Uchesis: 7:02pm On May 07, 2024
[quote author= post=129835430]Drink away ya sorrow......
Pandora comes to mind 😌.......[/quote]This vulture grilla again?
TV/MoviesRe: An Oyibo Encounters Agberos While Filming Content In Lagos Island by Uchesis: 11:02am On May 06, 2024
Godwin4444:
even u yourself know it’s a lie
The best way to gain likes is by insulting Tinubu Ask malroux, bobloco n co
Once u insult tinubu na sweet likes
So why is Reno no longer insulting Tinubu?
TV/MoviesRe: An Oyibo Encounters Agberos While Filming Content In Lagos Island by Uchesis: 11:00am On May 06, 2024
Godwin4444:
u igbos are showing all your pains on social media n I like as reno dey give u upper always
Reno wey go soon run mad because of Obi matter. grin
RomanceRe: Yahoo Boys Should Cool Down So Our Girlfriends Can Appreciate Our Efforts by Uchesis: 7:00pm On May 05, 2024
deewhydoski:
I'm married Thank you
You married an evening newspaper abi grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men And Their Love For Small Girls With Pointed Breast (pics) by Uchesis: 1:26pm On May 05, 2024
Aaaaarghmed:
no big deal.most under 20 dont know what they want in life.As a serious and matured guy,I see no reason to frolick with them.i see them as my kid sis.infact I dont date under 25 personally.Nobody can pin any false rape on me,I repeat nobody.na mumu man dem dey pin am on.
even 40 plus women can pin false rape on you if that's the reason you are giving for not dating under 25. You never jam old lady with small pikin brain before sha
RomanceRe: Yahoo Boys Should Cool Down So Our Girlfriends Can Appreciate Our Efforts by Uchesis: 11:38am On May 05, 2024
deewhydoski:
Na you know evening newspaper oo
All these newspaper you guys keep shouting are getting married every Saturday
You need evening newspaper as wife? i can link you to one. She is 42yrs old


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grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men And Their Love For Small Girls With Pointed Breast (pics) by Uchesis: 11:36am On May 05, 2024
Aaaaarghmed:
Seriously some guys na fools,wetin concern grown man with under 20
what if she is above 20?
RomanceRe: No Matter How Sexy Or Beautiful A Girl Is. After Sex You Will Undervalued Her by Uchesis: 7:10pm On May 03, 2024
Cizarr:
Goan marry and use your life to do better thing. Pussy na pussy
Since pussy na pussy, then getting married won't change anything.

But some pussy pass normal pussy sha grin

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