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Ekinematics:
Quite expected. Was expecting such from an ipob. So the South South will dissappear while almost every other region remain almost intact.

In 1990 was there anything like south-soutH

Your SS is artifical!

Try get an identity

Oboi

7footre:
1st bank and ecobank try for mua .... but if you don't have immediate need for the money, you can try treasury bills.. it's safe and much better

Wts treasury bills

mular:
I joined MMM on 13th of December 2016 and created PH request on the same day,but was not matched to pay till 2day 25th-01-2017 should I go on and pay

Op don't pay honestly login and click I reject to pay ode!!!

Na nairaland you PH

Op Ayam not understand

Cuz Ayam in D site!

Wat is this one saying

MrGentleTouch:
Any P2p scheme without recommitment rule is as good as dead.

That's why I love Express. 100% recommitment before gh, if you don't like it, go and play hyip.

whatsapp me to learn

Abeg wch 1 is express?

DCMIX:
NNN is not as effective as OOO. OOO pays 80% weekly. can u beat that?

Abeg gimme D link

All I know is that it Have the highest currency in the world

THANK YOU DONALD TRUMP: ON YOUR FIRST DAY IN OFFICE, YOU SAVED NIGERIA OVER 200 MILLION DOLLARS ($200m)

●FOR NOT INVITING BUHARI AND NIGERIA GOVERNMENT TO YOUR INAUGURATION

Thank you for not inviting them...you have saved us a great deal and if you don't know...

You have saved us $1.5m of taxpayers money that Buhari would have used to land in the USA, mope around all day, smile and laugh, then sink in a deep cough and not hear a word; finally come back emptier than ever!

You have saved us N3b naira worth of billboards, banners and posters that Okorocha Rochas would have put up with slogans like,"The latest face of change" to deface Imo state and tell Imolites they are owing him N36b by 2019!

You have saved us over $1m that Aisha and Zara would have used just to come sit at the diplomatic stand, chew gums, snap Selfies and update profiles with "Fayose see me and Ivanka" and "Ivanka's complexion on my mind"

You have saved us over $1m, the cost of carrying Rotimi Amaechi, whose next newspaper headline on return would have been"American companies have sworn to build 36 rail stations for 36 states" and "Trump hates Wike"

You saved us lies!!!
Lai Mohammed was already rehearsing his scripts and I am sure," Trump begs Buhari to partner with him", "Trump to Buhari: you are a messaih" would have been his first lies. This would have cost us N850m!!

All the estacodes...a minimum of $250k and a crowd of not less than 130 persons including PAs of the PA to the SA of Senior SAs.

Thank you once again Mr Trump! Thank you for not inviting us!

I am sure the 19 Northern governors would have used the opportunity to conclude their meeting with Mr John Kerry and that is $1m × 19 = $19m ( don't bother using BODMAS, we have saved that).

I am sure some of the constituted authorities like Ajimobi of Oyo state who cannot pay salaries or fund education in their states would have been there with federal allocations, not less than $10m budgeted.

Sure it would have been an opportunity to meet some of your Parliament members... so Bukola Saraki and his entourage should have been there. Mr Trump, that alone would have been paid for using oil wells for at least 2 years!!!

Our 3 in one minister and jack of all trade, Babatunde Fashola would have been in the parade too. Just $50k would have taken him to and fro but I bet you, he will update his website with $2m with messages like,"American Electricity company takes over kainji and 400 power stations "!

I did not forget the failing health of the president (that has refused to fail totally) and I know what your health system is like, so this would have been a glorious opportunity to spend his leave there...please that one I am not sure we can fund it alone without the help of IMF and the world bank if he was in America...

You saved us their noise, their pride, their nuisance, cost of gingles, their cluelessness, the appalling photographs that you will not know when they have snapped it but they will use it as 2019 election campaign posters!
On your first day in office, you saved us over $200m in this recession!!!

This is the money they siphon from our pockets while their gullible fans are on fb, tweeter and all social media shouting its PDP vs APC!!!!

Is this english?

Cuz my brain is on freeze mode!

OP

I av 3.2M but am just laffing

Scammer!!!

Nairaland is a breeding ground for scammers!

I have met 2 thieves am done and out

Hahahaha

Girls will do more!

Bloody wicked girls

1 bottle for the guy

OP

Thanks for the truth!

Ooooooo another scammer!!!

LIES FROM THE PIT OF HELL!!!!


Is this not chuddy

Abum onye igbo

Sweet face

Akaewu:
Even if its 1k. The trust people had has been deeply eroded. Bet people won't be willing to pay.

My DL was paid! Act maturedly

NDLF nko!!! Op



NIGER DELTA LIBERATION FORCE

My guider PH 2.5M

Please advice those thieves to PH 3M each

We all need to PH into NIGERIA so we can GH a bright future!

THIS IS WHAT I CALL PH!!!!!!!!