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gregyboy:
Sometimes is better you don't argue you just listen or do your research,

You’re stoopid sir. I’ve been wanking for 15 years there is NoThInG you can tell me about masturbation and side effects that I don’t know.

Most of you are spewing utter gutter.

I started masturbating at 13years old.
And my deek is still hard as a rock when I want it to be.
Only thing I have ever dealt with performance anxiety which happens sometimes when it’s time to finally do the do after sex chatting.
One thing I noticed however is that it was caused by lazy Nigerian girls. Lazy phucks. They can’t stroke or suck you properly when you’re down, they will just be looking like zombie and acting like domestic kats.
My SA girl knew exactly what to do.
So leave all these tales people are telling you.

Give yourself space between wankfests.
Buy Sildenafil 100mg as side bar incase you’re not sure/confident.
The KIND of porn you watch needs to mutate to normal people porn.
I presume you watch whites and latinas /black Americans etc but what do you have in front of you? Nigerian babes wey their belle fold....so your body must malfunction because it’s not what you’ ve been programming it to derive pleasure from.
If you must, then try wanking more with your girl’s pictures that way she will occupy your fantasies slowly.

If you can, also search for Hausa Mallams that sell Kola nuts and ask them for erection roots - “magani bura” (just said it like this to them) or simply say “man power”.

Leave all these buffoonss and halfbrained third world miscreants shouting about fasting and prayer. God didn’t give man the brains to make spaceships only for man to be crippled by tiny erectile dysfunction. We blow stupid things out of proportion here in Africa.

Beware of stoopid covidiots in large packs.

gregyboy:
It does when done excessively

Remeber too much of everything is bad that what excessive masturbation does

It does not. Anxiety does... especially when you dun first make mouth..... secondly many Nigerian women are fat donkeys in bed. Lazy to do anything. They can’t suck or stroke you or even try. eediots just expect deek to stand every time
Phucking dry smurfs.

I don’t see why there are drugs that cater to erectile dysfunctions but third world villagers will act like the tiniest issues are the end of the world!!!! Dvmbphocks!!!!

People saying pray do this and do that. When you have head ache do you pray? Dumbphocks. Retarded phoolish muffs.

There are herbal and western drugs for EVERYTHING under the freaking sun. Dead dumbphucks.

Coolcalmcollect:
no be masturbation make your dick no stand, you get spiritual problem. I dey masturbate steady and my dick dey work ontop woman steady

Leave all these people make dem dey yarn dust. Na just performance anxiety dey worry am...

Mikocake:
It's well bro. Your deliverance has started. Be patient and Don't give up.
Continue to pray and trust in God and most importantly, never go back masturbation. Eat alot of fruits especially banana, oranges and bitter kola to boost your immune system. You'll be fully restored.

Trash trash trash.

All he needs is viagra

abkrgumel:
If you tell our enemies, boko slaughter Nigerian army from unknown source they'll celebrate it. When our army won against the terrorist it will be a FAKE NEWS, AUDIO and Other Sign of unhappiness

If your government were not SERIAL liars nobody will doubt them.
They have paid him to do audio so that they can seemingly outdo the Chadians that brought Boko haram to their knees. Nigeria should bow her head in shame at how long this stoopid phool has been allowed to play games with 200million people. Common chad that is the size of kogi state finished boko haram sotee Shekau dey beg him guys to not retreat.

Lmao. Shameful to be Nigerian I swear.

austine4real:
God's time is the best



Are u male or female .



If u are male starts eating foods that will boost ur sperms till u finds the right woman




If female starts eating foods that will boost ur eggs cos u nearing menopause and reduce stress .


God will guide u

Trash.

Octopusssy:
E Money, the man with a very questionable source of wealth.


More like money launderer. It is quite sad that society is celebrating someone with no verifiable sources of income.

Lol. All the celebrities you cherish are money launderers too. They are scammers or funded by scammers. All of them.

Arrewa:
Almajiri in Bayelsea??

This is just a political propaganda!

I don't believe this shit!!

They should interview them and tell us the full story!

I no longer trust all these toilet media... The News is even from a Facebook post not from a reliable media source!

Every body coming down south from the north is now Almajiri...

They will snap pictures and post online tagging them Almajiris.!!

Those children are either with their parents or being trafficked!!

People should stop believing in every one sided story they see online!!

Almajiris have been taken to their different Villages in the northern part of Nigeria... Those from Niger republic have been taken back to their country!

All this Almajiri Palava in the south is pure propaganda!!

Lying coon

igbowoman:
They are preparing for when business will open. More than 80% of covid patients have no symptoms.out of the 20% a large percentage recover .
Let them go and heal terminal cancers in our teaching hospitals and kidney failure patients on dialysis instead of claiming to heal people that would have recovered regardless.
Liars

I swear!!! Fcorking liars!!!! There will never go close to actual sick people.
It’s crazy how blind our parents were and forced us to be to believe such buffoonery.
I haven’t seen not ONe pastor walk into any clinic and say “go home you have been healed” like the Bible said Jesus used to....and they also claim they are doing more wonders than Jesus.

You must “bring the sick person to church” so that the whole world can see and cameras can capture for cinematic effect...

That thing is so laughable and pathetic.

simplesearch:
Somebody telling you to make a safe preparation for eternity is mad? If he had given out an address to a wild party rendevous that'll involve all kinds of debauchery will that make him sane to you. Even if you don't like his signature better embrace the messsage for your soul security, the generation of Noah laughed him to scorn for preaching about a coming judgemnt and waited too late to repent.

Trash. There has never been a generation since the existence of the world that did not witness a mysterious disease that killed scores.

The death of humans cannot be the end of the world.
People keep repeating the cycle of the Bible...a well constructed detail of human existence. There is no time when the entire world will ever be at peace or there won’t be hungry people... so it’s NOT a “sign” of anything.
Life is cyclical. There is nothing new under the sun even Ecclesiastes clarifies this.
There is nothing unique about corona virus except the name.
It is not the first and won’t be the last of diseases...And is not a “sign” for any mysterious thing about to happen.

igbowoman:
Covid is showing these fake men of mammon for who they truly are.
Miracles are on lockdown now.
No more nollywood acts in their covens

Lmao. Winners chapel claimed they healed corona patients. Lmao

Olami83:
Very cheap prediction ... Who doesn't know that hardship follows after a long period of idleness.

I swear the people that believe these lies are the most pathetic.
The men of cloth are terrible terrible clout chasing shit packers who will go any length to swindle and swoon their congregation.
Broad day light scammers claiming to be under the anointing.

And the way the zombies will be chanting “rhema” like it’s a magical revelation.

karika2018:
Your family is even better than many...forgive your husband and carry the cross as a christian. You have nothing to loose and he may come back to his senses and money may come sometime in the future.

pray everyday

Dumberian.

The only thing people should learn from this thread is that IF YOU ARE STILL LACKING FINANCIALLY YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE CHILDREN.

Lack of family planning is even worse.

If your combined salary can’t keep a roof over your heads and feed you sufficiently while attending to dreams and aspirations just cancel all thoughts of children.

This is the 21st century. Anybody wey decide do like our parents because “they turned out fine” that person need flogging.

A word reach the wise to soak full bucket of garri.

Daverichie008:
He passed his own thoughts about the whole thing. You should have done that also without the abuses. It's a shame you can't engage in meaningful and civil dialogue without madness.

In this time and age, someone is talking of investments and you're talking of Sea Ports. Investment transcends among different areas from Technology to movies to real estate. And Lagos is the top choice for every form of investment.

Lagos is topchoice because of what it already has which I stated CLEARLY before. Everything in Nigeria goes out and comes in majorly through the Lagos sea port. If you think it’s not a factor to have seaports why is Abuja the capital of nigeria not as viable as Lagos since it’s now the seat of power?
You live in an import driven economy and you think mentioning seaport is “backward”? Wow.

There is no section of the economy that thrives on locally made products from top to bottom.
Anybody selling anything that is imported needs Lagos for easY business.
Rent and tax is more in Lagos than any other city in Nigeria so what is this “ease of business you speak of?” The average Lagosian barely has anything left after paying rent but still they choose to be in Lagos...that should tell you something.

if we had two or three other seaports in Nigeria Lagos won’t be as concentrated as it is right now.
It’s lofty to aspire for more but face it! You live in a very analogue country that is just coming to terms with infotech.
Lagos has all the established markets and headquarters of nearly all organizations from the colonial period and before Abuja was made capital.
It has nothing to do with ease of business created by government. It is just strategic to have your business in the most developed part of any country.

Why will they show interest? When they want it to get to critical levels so they can beg for other countries to come to their aid and pocket money.

Foolish parents.

Shut the Bleep up and do the same in Nigeria. But no! You sell your future generations out for millions Chinese firms give you.

Rubbish

Georgry:
What the tyrant governor just did will discourage investment in his state.
Now the man may never build anything in Rivers state again, he will decide to invest everything he has in Lagos, so las las who loose?

And the Ipob people will be supporting him on Twitter. The reason Lagos is developing at a very fast pace is the ease of investment, a sane government should at worst take over the management of the hotel till certain obligations are met, at this rate of destruction and auctions of properties if this covid-19 linger for 1 year or more, there will be no more hotels or cars remaining in Rivers state before the vaccine is discovered

You’re EXTREMELY STXPID.
Lagos was the capital of Nigeria since the early 1900’s and has always been the most developed place in Nigeria.

Who loose Lagos!!!! what is the life expectancy of Lagos state? Do you have any idea the amount of pollution and it’s damages that is present in Lagos state?
Lagos is economically viable because it has a seaport and already long established headquarters to almost every parastatal in this country from the colonial times and this is the reason for its massive population that drives economic viability.

If nigeria had any sense portharcourt will have a massive seaport and so will every other coastal line state no, stupid leaders for 60 years is the reason an ignoramus like you will say Lagos is thriving because of “ease of investment” you are roundly stxpid