₦airaland Forum

Goalnaldo:
which north. Northern girls wey I get nyash pass

That your north get Kleg o.
Nyash wise south babes get am pass but shape wise northerners >>>>

Dem get booobs , nicee well rounded ass and curvy hips and very moderate upper body fat. All natural.

I’ve lived in all regions bro. If you go Adamawa or Gombe you go feel am.

South babes have a tendency to pack flesh in the wrong places...when dem naked you go see say na cloth hold body.

Nairalandmonika:
Na wa, must u bring tribalism into everything

It’s not tribal. Northern ladies have the best physical figures... it’s facts.

Weak and dry.. go to the north and see babes with the figure you wish your doctor could give you.

Wetin be this? Na grasshopper abi na locust?

Nigerians can never disappoint you.
Just when you think stupidity is over, the manufacture a fresh new and sizzling version.
Countries are planning for future generations.
Nigerians are reading bible.

What the fxxckk is you don’t know how to tell him to back off Someone didn’t mind if you ended up alive or dead on the streets... a total stranger helped you and you are feeling indebted to this he goat of a friend for what exactly

Bros no let ogun lick you o. Block his ass or put his calls on always busy.
Don’t divulge any info about your life to him or anybody that he might be in contact with.

Anything he has to say should be from afar

Hezmatosky:
All I see here is laziness. Imagine you went there without any intention and became obsolete. At the end you made 2m naira and came back to naija, rented a good apartment probably in Lagos with almost a million naira, not even establishing a business. In a nutshell, you can imagine what your friend was going through, when you decided not to go back. If I were you ehn, I will stay there, make more money, infcat, make big money and help your frnd

Bro. Go sleep. Blaze no good

slyfox35:
Best friends or closest friends as some people term it is quite normal in the life of 80% of world population, I had one too.

We grew up as teens together, matured as adults together, he came to our house always and ate all his meals with us. My mom was really nice to him when she was alive. He wore my clothes and never returned them. I did not ask because my parents always provided for me although they were average citizens.

Then the worst thing in my life happened. I lost both my parents within the space of four years.
Things turned downhill for me (orphans do suffer a lot.. Too much suffering for you to believe there is even God in heaven who takes care of the fatherless and motherless).

My friend travelled to an African country. He kept telling me to come over there to work that things are better there. I kept declining but after a year of constant pressure, I decided to man up, packed my bags and travelled to meet him.

Guess what? I did not stay up to 5 days with him!!!

His attitude changed by the second day, he yells at me at every given opportunity, from his best friend, I turned to his boy, the heat he was given me was so bad that when he leaves the house and he comes back, I get scared just by hearing his footsteps. I virtually turned to a nonentity to him. I had no money on me because the little I had left, he collected it when I arrived. I knew no one, I felt so miserable and alone and I started regretting why I left Nigeria.

On the fifth day ,I woke up early in the morning and shook him up. I don’t know what got into me (but I am glad it did), I told him I can’t stay with him anymore and I want to leave. He did not even feel bad about this, he did not think of the fact that I know nothing and nowhere in this country. He let me go.

I packed my bag amid tears and went into the street. Mind you, I had no one to call back in Nigeria... It was tough on me but as a naija guy and as God will have it, I did not spend even a night on the streets. I was shocked that a total stranger took me in, clothed and fed me. He taught me everything he knows. I worked for 6 months and was able to make 2 million Naira. This was like a dream to me (If you get money ehn, to praise God Dey sweet o)

I came back to Nigeria, rented an apartment, furnished it and continued working from here.

This so called best friend of mine saw my posts and pictures on Facebook and video called me to check on me (I guess his eyes did not believe what he was seeing) he asked me if I am in a hotel, I said no, I am in my apartment. He was shocked (me I nor keep any grudge against you) he told me he was coming to Nigeria and that I should please forgive him and forget everything that happened. I told him I can forgive but can’t forget.

What surprised me most are this exact words he said “my guy, if I come, na your house I go relax first abeg”

Now my fellow Nairalanders, I am asking, how should I go about this?

I have forgiven him but should I allow him into my home?

If you let that guy into your home you’re a capital fool.
The way people treat you when you’re at your lowest should tell you everything you need to know.
He still wants to use you to pose. Don’t pick his calls and tell anybody who knows you mutually to not divulge any of your info!!
Wish him the best but you DONT NEED HIM AROUND YOU OR ANYWHERE NEAR.

We only get one chance at such things...

donbachi:
chai!e never like dis na

Lol. Sorry I jumped the gun with the first statement. My apologies. Your spirit is good

donbachi:
Nawao for madagascar...person no fit buy credit from dem?dis one suppose be test sef.

Thunder go soon lick you.

So you want it to be free?!!!! But your leaders can embezzle billions for nothing.
Nigeria has more than enough money to pay!!!

Nyamve1:
Do u have human sympathy at all? Someone that steal milo, u should've known that is hunger that cause it

No offence but you must be a lagosian or from the Southwest....
This entitlement says so. Why the Bleep would you steal when you can JUST ASK

Davash222:
Not popularity.
Atleast, prospective wife beaters will learn not to beat their women. 500K is alot of money.

Why are you people so dumb?? Who is this 500k to be paid to?

Shebi he will still go back to meet and continue with this same woman that has beaten like this and disgraced Why are you people so backwards and senselessly stupid? If na your mama be this na this rubbish you go dey talk?? That man should be in jail for a while and should be paying damages instead to this woman and a divorce should ensue.

But daft cone heads like you will come here and say 500k is “a lot of money” at the expense of someone’s physical and psychological wellbeing.

Cursed continent

chii8:
Aunty it's your body,do whatever you like with it but consider your son and yabbing he will receive from his future classmates.

Because you are under the impression that he will go to Ebun Oluwa secondary school abi na university. Lol. Open your eyes. Tell us the one Kim Kardashian’s children will hear Biko.

hresso:
Very touching.

You have 19k in your account, how much did you give your mum from that?

She doesn’t deserve it.

Davash222:
Let her threats always be a motivation for you to get your own apartment so you can move out.

These are one of the techniques African mothers use to ostracize the spirit of laziness in their sons. No too reason am.

God bless all mothers.

Trash. Nobody sent her to give birth when she had nothing to equip her children with.
Rich people equip their children with wealth and connections and stay ahead of the curve whereas poor people give birth with insha allah and people like you find this dumb excuse of ostracizing “laziness” for them.
You throw your own child out because of 2k and tomorrow when e make an una go say why e no go take care of him mama.

Psychosis.

Gracefulhope:
Osi onupa dooro

Kasan duwawun lutu

Gracefulhope:
Irema bambami

Udene lacha gi anya

Gracefulhope:
Atahimpa dodorodo ata

Ike ogwum-agana

Gracefulhope:
Ahu karada ochi echuka

Ile gi taa nchara

Bluesearoll:
Nigerians with their low thinking.... 90% of Nigerian population has been self medicating since God knows when.... People already know they symptoms of malaria, typhoid, ulcer and all and the drugs to treat them and we are still here. So tell me what is wrong if people also know what food to eat and drugs to use to cure Coronavirus? Wouldn't that makes life easier for everyone?

Nigerian leaders will disgrace you.
Donald’s Trump told everybody the recommended drugs when he was informed so that the health workers would atleast not be overwhelmed more than they already were.
Not everybody is stupid enough to go and overdose... look at a dirty country like Nigeria that doesn’t even have equipment to deal with a bigger outbreak is discouraging people from telling others.

Nigerian leaders will make you look at your parents well and wonder if they are senseless like their mates too.

PrinxArthur1:
its simple, if another person is infected with covid-19,that person might self medicate which might lead To drug abuse!

Una just dey funny. The Panadol wey you dey buy for head ache no be self medication? Cough syrup nko? Malaria n typhoid nko??