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Politics › Re: Obiano Rewards Eunice Onuegbusi: Woman Who Rejected ₦5000 to vote for a Party by udede(m): 11:45pm On Nov 11, 2021

TarOrfeeek:
Catholics will ruin Anambra

Anybody celebrating Soludumb victory is just a Catholic supremacist.

, sorry bro,you are wrong,
Catholics has finished Anambra state. Its a serious matter oo.
I don't have problem with Soludo as a person, he is the most qualified if you ask me, but i know that it's the Catholic Mafia that pulled the strings.
Ifanyi ubah wept on authority radio live program yesterday.

Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu: Buhari Govt wants to set South-East on fire – Ohanaeze by udede(m): 11:33pm On Nov 11, 2021

Who will save Nigeria from buhari ?

Politics › Re: Youth Leader Killed By IPOB terrorist Very Disturbing PHOTOS by udede(m): 11:28pm On Nov 11, 2021

Who will save Nigeria from buhari bikonu ?

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Politics › Re: Check Out The Largest West African Ethnic Groups In The USA According To Census by udede(m): 11:25pm On Nov 11, 2021

But how would all these save Nigeria from buhari ?

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Romance › Re: I'm Not Marrying Her: How DO I End This Relationship, All My Trap Has Faild Me by udede(m): 11:19pm On Nov 11, 2021

Young man, this thing is more dangerous than you can ever imagin.
Firstly, you are the one that was promising her marriage for 3 years.
You are the one wasting her time.
You are the one trying to find non existent fault.

I suspect that the demons in your village have conspired to destroy you

I piri you

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Looked At Like This?(pics) by udede(m): 11:13pm On Nov 11, 2021

Chinehz:
I don look you for pocket before

you have not met me dear.
Make we meet and i will track where your eyes will go

Romance › Re: How To Easily Seduce A Girl That Visits You For The First Time by udede(m): 9:17pm On Nov 11, 2021

Una get time oo
When I call you for phone. I will tell you straight up that im horney and will want you to come over for some bashing. If its ok with you, you come but if not, I will tell you to call me when you are ready but i will say it with respect but I won't mince words

Celebrities › Re: Pamilerin Flaunts His Giant Dog That Lives in An Air-conditioned Room by udede(m): 5:47pm On Nov 11, 2021

Abeg na who be pamilerin ?

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Looked At Like This?(pics) by udede(m): 5:23pm On Nov 11, 2021

Non of them is a Nigerian, Meanwhile na for pocket Nigeria girls dey look man

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Looked At Like This?(pics) by udede(m): 5:21pm On Nov 11, 2021

Boogyman557:
HOLLY GRAM I NO GO LIE U, E GET D KIND WEED WEY I GO KUSH, NA SO I GO DE LOOK D WEED.. WTF MAN

Bia bros, wetin we do you for nairdland biko ? grin

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Politics › Re: US Govt Reacts As Soludo Wins Anambra Election, States Demand For 2023 Poll by udede(m): 1:08am On Nov 11, 2021

Osibajo2023:
My real name is Rubbish

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Crime › Re: Ugandan Couple Who Had Sex On A Busy Road Sentenced To 30 Months Imprisonment by udede(m): 2:51pm On Nov 10, 2021

Both of them look like men to me.
But what is wrong with uganda, Kenya, Zimbabwe,
Even Ghana and South Africa don dey upgrade thier own madness

Food › Re: Caterer Caught Stealing Baskets Of Meat & Fish Meant For Party Guests by udede(m): 11:20am On Nov 10, 2021

SmellySperm:
Should we still blame Buhari for this?

before nko, in a country where things are so hard that people eat grass, you think we should not blame the president of a country were party meat stealing maybe the only way of giving meat to his family?

Politics › Re: Top Ten Strongest Currencies In Africa At The Moment by udede(m): 9:06am On Nov 10, 2021

Danzysb:
N1000 is equal to $2.
Giant of Africa indeed.

LOL but you know its not true. 1000 naira is actually less than $2
Too bad

Romance › Re: Girls With Big Yansh, Nor Dey Finish For This Life. by udede(m): 8:57am On Nov 10, 2021*

Na so one stupid babe wey i won manage do second wife wan open office for my head. Na marry i wan marry her ooo nobi say na to chook and go and na small girl of 22.
Imagin telling me say she node sleep for man house again and na friendship she go allow me if i Impress her enough. She don born for house join oo.
I tell myself say i don suffer. Na so i forget am oo. The wahala is that this girl calls me up to 5 times a day say I no wan come see am again .she foolish sotey she was in a hurry to squeeze out something from me before doing voooom. Ha she gave me bills naa that was the day i say make i take her out. She drink 3 mefium stout, i no mind, we chop cat fish I no mind , she come take style dey tell me say she wan do her hair 7k, complete her child's school fee with 10 k, replace her body cream 10k .l Na so i yawn .
This is a girl went to with open mind and sincerity to date for 2 months and marry her before the end of this year oo.
Any time she flash me now, i dey be like leelee

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Romance › Re: Girls With Big Yansh, Nor Dey Finish For This Life. by udede(m): 8:44am On Nov 10, 2021

Bigpapi:
6 cartons of pepper soup and 5 plates of Big stout for you

strong things.

Health › Re: A Test Found Sugar In My Blood, Wha Must I Do ? by udede(op): 8:35am On Nov 10, 2021

ejimatic:
. 1 Take biter leaf juice.It will control your high blood sugar level. 2 Have a walk for 30 mins daily reduce soft drink you take and your alchol intake.3 Eat fruit and vegetables....

thanks

Food › Re: A Stranded Whale Being Cared For By The White People by udede(m): 5:08am On Nov 10, 2021

Hmmmmm its about how they value lives.

Food › Re: Where In ABUJA Can I Have A Mouth-watering Pepper-soup - Tmamat Pepper �️ Soup. by udede(m): 5:04am On Nov 10, 2021

Na waaooo you should come to Anambra for free pepper soup. We are celebrating the latest failure of APC in Anambra state.
Is God not wonderful ?

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unfair: This Lady Was Rejected At A Job Interview Because She Has A Big Tummy by udede(m): 4:32am On Nov 10, 2021

You guys should know that your looks says a lot about you.
Come to think of it, do you know that pastors withh pot bellies are now rejected carefully at certain penticostal church functions

Health › Re: A Test Found Sugar In My Blood, Wha Must I Do ? by udede(op): 4:20am On Nov 10, 2021

armyofone:
Reduce your carbs- carbohydrates intake.

Remember most food including beans ( protein) have carbs. So eat in small amounts. Don't eat too much beans at a given meal. Beans, black eyed especially has carbs so eat in moderation.

Brown Rice is good or native rice.

Cook a cup of rice - that's about 3 serving or 3 times for you to eat not one time.

Start eating less - 1 slice of bread is all you need at a meal.

Fish, eggs, meat ( unless your cholesterol is high avoid
or eat small amount), chicken doesn't count so good to eat but don't over indulge.

Fruit - half a mango not the whole mango...just to give you idea.

Exercise daily or most days - highly important.
Reduce your weight.

Check again after 3months.

thank you sir

Health › Re: A Test Found Sugar In My Blood, Wha Must I Do ? by udede(op): 4:17am On Nov 10, 2021

Vickyvice:
Eat Amala wheat, and their likes, garri is good too. It has fibre. Eat a lot of beans, limit fufu to barest minimum. Take metformin/gluformin tabs 500 mg. 1 daily. Test after two weeks

thank you sir

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Health › A Test Found Sugar In My Blood, Wha Must I Do ? by udede(op): 7:51pm On Nov 09, 2021

I ran a blood sugar test today and i almost panicked, the lab attendant said that my sugar level was very high.

one advice for me on how to keep the sugar out of my systerm

Politics › Re: Policemen Deployed To Ihiala Election Anambra Seen Wearing Odeshi Juju Charm-pic by udede(m): 2:19pm On Nov 09, 2021

haha20:
Waste of energy.

If you carry 1 odeshi in your car, Ihiala people get 1000 in their house.

If you carry 1 gun, them get 100 guns for house.

Nothing on this earth can make APC win Ihiala.

e no possible. Apc has failed again

Politics › Re: I Will Rather Be Gutter Adviser In Lagos Than Be Abia Governor by udede(m): 12:16am On Nov 09, 2021

Josephine igbokwe spotted.
But you simply confirmed that those who called you fool are right

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Romance › Re: Comedian Chief Echofe Lies On The Floor To Propose To His Girlfriend (Photos) by udede(m): 11:46pm On Nov 08, 2021

Yeye dey smell.
Sebi this one is also a man ?

Politics › Re: Wild Jubilations Hit Soludo Home, As Villagers Troops En Mass To Celebrate His V by udede(m): 5:43am On Nov 08, 2021

Ayomide811:
Shame on ipob terrorists that couldn't successful destabilize this election despite their online noise

shame on fools that are bleeding from the mouth and anus because there was peace in Igbo land on the day of the election. Ezi

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Crime › Re: Popular MC And Radio Presenter, Itiat Zion Butchered To Death by udede(m): 8:53pm On Nov 07, 2021

The level of insecurity in this country is above human understanding

Christianity Etc › Anambra Election Prophesies And Predictions, Which One Do You Remember, Bring He by udede(op): 2:24pm On Nov 07, 2021

Yea.
All the prophesies and predictions of the different "men of God on anambra state election 2021, bring them here and shame the devil by shaming the prophets of Baal.

Politics › Let's Remember All Those "Prophecies" On Anambra Elections And Candidates by udede(op): 7:33am On Nov 07, 2021

Yes, some "ministers of God" have gone on to once again proved the diferent sources of of their calls and anointing through the prophesies they issued on Anambra state election.

Now we await the final colletion of the election results, let's refresh our minds with those "prophesies"

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Romance › Re: What Is The Best Caption For This Wedding Picture? by udede(m): 6:43am On Nov 07, 2021

Forced marriage no dey work

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