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EventsRe: Photos Of A Groom Crying At His Wedding by udemejack(m): 8:49pm On Dec 30, 2017
kings09:
However u see it, u can be emotional but is lame for a groom to cry. Its weak
weak?......
And you think that cry is the real definition of weakness?.thats far from the truth bro
EventsRe: Photos Of A Groom Crying At His Wedding by udemejack(m): 8:38pm On Dec 30, 2017
kings09:
Aside num 2, a groom crying is lame
speak for yourself,people's emotion are not the same.Personally i cry when i realize that i have achieved a great feat.
cry does not mean that he is a weakling,its just an expression of an internal joy or sadness,it was not meant for women alone.
Stop fanning yourself with clothe because you dont cry or feel emotional,thats not an achievement..
EventsRe: Photos Of A Groom Crying At His Wedding by udemejack(m): 7:51pm On Dec 30, 2017
to all you up there saying trash...the following might be the reason behind his emotional breakdown;
1.maybe he feels lucky to have finally nab that his best best half.
2.maybe his parents are dead and he his wishing that they were around to have witnessed this great day.
3.He cant wait to step out of the cage of bachelorhood.
4.He feels lucky to have someone like her.
CelebritiesRe: Roman Goddess And Her Friend Slay In Cleavage-Baring Plunging Neckline Dress by udemejack(m): 3:33pm On Dec 22, 2017
Brezz Republic
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Bitter Experience Today As A Marketer by udemejack(m): 7:54am On Dec 20, 2017
thank God cus your nyash for hear am
CultureRe: Emir Sanusi's Vintage Rolls Royce Spotted At Kaduna Centenary Celebration by udemejack(m): 9:58pm On Dec 17, 2017
Emir wey get levels.
Music/RadioRe: Soundcity MVP Awards Festival 2017 Full Nominations List by udemejack(m): 7:37pm On Dec 17, 2017
An i cant see Nonso Amadi,Ric Hassani,johnny drille. Its still the same old story were noise makers are celebrated every year.
CelebritiesRe: Tanzanians Angry As Tiwa Savage Beats Vanessa Mdee To Abryanz Style Awards by udemejack(m): 10:46am On Dec 11, 2017
Without any sentiment, Vannessa Mdee is my best African female artist presently...... That song that Reekado Banks feature am is still a bomb in my playlist.
Foreign AffairsRe: IPOB Hails Trump Over Jerusalem Decision by udemejack(m): 11:27pm On Dec 10, 2017
Mechejy:
if trump doesn't know ipob, is it murderous muslims whom he shot out of USA he knows.One thing is that JERUSALEM is too holy for irrelevant muslims to be there period. Muslims and surrounding nations will garther to fight but be rest assured that God will disappoint them like pharaoh of Egypt. Read joel 3:12.So muslims better respect your selves
did i ever mention that i am a muslim? Or you are naturally troublesome?
Foreign AffairsRe: IPOB Hails Trump Over Jerusalem Decision by udemejack(m): 3:16pm On Dec 10, 2017
to the IPOBs............
Keep living in illusion,the worst part of it is that DT does not even know that you exist.
CrimeRe: Burial Poster Of FUTO Student Who Was Beaten To Death by udemejack(m): 3:32pm On Nov 27, 2017
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PoliticsRe: Musiliu Obanikoro Officially Defects To APC by udemejack(m): 11:29am On Nov 23, 2017
as much as i dont want to sound as an hypocrite,
Mr Obanikoro is only looking for a soft landing concerning his pending case in the court.
I can obviously say that 90% of Nigerian politicians are political prostitute.
FamilyRe: My Wife Had A Son For Another Man, What Should I Do? by udemejack(m): 9:57am On Nov 23, 2017
you been wan make she use your surname?.... Issit your sperm?.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Ranked Africa's Largest Forum. by udemejack(m): 7:12am On Nov 17, 2017
when one member have upto 5 different account?.
RomanceRe: Does She Deserve A Second Chance? by udemejack(op): 11:40am On Nov 15, 2017
haywire07:
Your friend is about to be used as a handbag. Let him just concentrate on whatever he is doing and look away.

If I was in his shoes, I'll only chop her ponmo if she allows . I'll not be stupid to date her.

If he goes ahead to date her, I'm sure you will create another thread to tell us how she cheated and dumped him
what about just forgiving her and let her go?
RomanceDoes She Deserve A Second Chance? by udemejack(op): 10:59am On Nov 15, 2017
Dear Nlanders...this issue is about one of my close pally and his babe.though the story is a bit long but try an read till the end.
It first started when my guy decided to date a girl in his compound,a decision which he used to kick against.Before now,the girl had been flirting with another guy in tha same compound until the guy broke her heart and she moved on,then my guy after some months fell in love with her, they were happy together but the girl never allowed him to make love to her although they will kiss,smooch and do every other stuffs but no penetration cus he was always told by the girl that its against her religion and at a point the guy was not comfortable again an he decided to start avoiding her unknown to him that the guy was a reverse of what she claimed to be. Some weeks passed,lo and behold,the same girl brought her boyfriend from her former school to the same compound and he stayed over a week with her.
Its over 2 months now and they are still in an unspeakable enmity.....though she has been begging for forgiveness and so many people have been trying to intercede in the case......he does not know wether to forgive or not.
Help a brother.
Tosyne2much,ishilove,Lalasticlala,wristbangle
PoliticsRe: Peace Corps Wins N2bn Human Rights Suit Against Police, Others by udemejack(m): 3:22pm On Nov 09, 2017
i dont know if this man called Kanu Agabi has ever lost a court case... The man is one of the best thing that has ever happend to cross river state
CelebritiesRe: Crack In Iyanya And Don Jazzy's Mavin Records Relationship One Year After by udemejack(m): 11:58am On Nov 03, 2017
Sanchez01:
Don Jazzy is not so great a producer as many perceive him to be. Sadly, he never gained any experience with the mishap of Mo' Hits.

Johnny Drille would have been a stronger male version of the Taylor Swift we never had but he died the day he agreed to Don Jazzy.

Wande Coal started out with R&B, beating Banky to an award (can't recall now), but flipped because his 'producer' fancy songs in which he would air that annoying voice of his.

I don't see Johnny Drille going places with Mavin. The young man should have stuck to wherever he was and sought aggressive promotions but no, he jumped like many upcoming acts would.

Sad tale but true, save he leaves Mavin, he might not have the life he had long dreamt of, career-wise.
you are wrong bro...
Before WC left mohits he dished out so many good RnB tunes by Don Jazzy the same person that you tagged to be inexperienced.if you ask me,i will tell you that production is running in the veins of Don jazzy,experience or no experience he has created a niche for himself in the African musical production.have you forgoten when he worked with Jay Z an Kanye West?which African producer has gone that far even with their experience?
The issue of Wande coal was that he wanted to mix pop and RnB which was the genesis of his problem.Ololufe is aand will still remain the real version of wande coal.
CelebritiesRe: Crack In Iyanya And Don Jazzy's Mavin Records Relationship One Year After by udemejack(m): 11:47am On Nov 03, 2017
Yuneehk:
You forgot "my beautiful love". I've always been a fan of Johnny Drille from the days of project fame. His genre of music is unique, his voice is sooo rich, and his lyrics would make you fall in love over again. I'm really happy people are beginning to see how talented Johnny is and hope he succeeds even more.
Johnny Drille an Ric Hassani has given me the impression that there is hope for good music in Nigeria because i am allergic to Noise.
CelebritiesRe: Crack In Iyanya And Don Jazzy's Mavin Records Relationship One Year After by udemejack(m): 6:11pm On Nov 02, 2017
Kamelot77:
only Ricky nd Tiwa savage are d good artist in mavins, d rest are trash
bros download and listen to any of johny Drille's music an you will agree with me that the dude is one of the best thing that has ever happend to Mavins an to the entire Nigerian musical arena.Let me recommend *Romeo and juliet *&*Wait for me*
thank me later.
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu, His Wife And Children In Family Selfie by udemejack(m): 5:06pm On Oct 29, 2017
it is as if he vomitted them........ Truly blood is thicker than Zobo
TV/MoviesRe: Tuface Idibia Acts In Professor Johnbull Episode (Video) by udemejack(m): 3:59pm On Oct 18, 2017
a mere looking at Bishop Umoh......i go just laugh anhow...
NYSCRe: How Do I Tell A Female Corper Who Keeps Bringing Me Food To Stop? by udemejack(m): 10:59pm On Oct 11, 2017
Op let me tell you the truth you are joking with an opportunity that most guys are praying to have.... You wan tell person to stop bringing food for you in this semi recession?.... Use your number six bros
NYSCRe: How Do I Tell A Female Corper Who Keeps Bringing Me Food To Stop? by udemejack(m): 10:57pm On Oct 11, 2017
stupidity:
Its time you start chopping the real food. Tell her to serve the pvssy on clean broken plate with fwesh juice.





As I'm typing this, tears are dropping.

Last night was the best time I ever had with my bae. She was away for some months, came back all looking more beautiful, pvssy added weight, assx got 2 packs.

Down to business, as usual, eating her pvssy is what she dont mind paying me to do every bed time.

After the fwesh shower, she lay down, I buried my head inside. Jeez, pvssy was so damn delicious. Like what the hell did she put inside, I was eating the pvssy and crying. Tears of joy, never had it that good. She placed her right hand on my head telling me "baby its okay, stop crying, eat all you want, its all yours""

I felt as if baba finally gave her the jazz to tie my destiny.

After a while I was forced to use my phones torch to check inside the pvssy, to be sure of what's buried inside that made it to be that sweet.

If you ain't sucking your bae pvssy yet, your missing. Suck the damn soul outta her
misplaced priority
EducationRe: Corpse Of Dauda Mohammed Arrives Nigeria From India Ahead Of Burial. Photos by udemejack(m): 11:28am On Oct 08, 2017
RIP bro................. May God grant you enternal rest in His bossom.
CelebritiesRe: Between This Three Rappers Who Do U Thing Is They Best Among Them by udemejack(m): 9:00am On Oct 07, 2017
believe me when i say NONE.......






V.E.C is the real deal.
RomanceRe: Mention Things That You Did For Love You Regret by udemejack(m): 8:59am On Oct 07, 2017
Fxwarrior:
Epic
Bros dont pray to experience it............... Its an unpalatable situation
RomanceRe: Mention Things That You Did For Love You Regret by udemejack(m): 8:40am On Oct 07, 2017
Using my last N200 that i would've used to eat Mama put to send her airtime only for her to flash me when she finished loading...............




And she subsequently used it to call another n*gga.
CelebritiesRe: Nigeria's Hairiest Woman Queen Okafor Shaves Her Beard To Look More Feminine by udemejack(m): 8:33am On Oct 07, 2017
:oAbasi ke eyong............. Me wey no get beard come marry this one.............





Na she/he go be the man of the house nah
Jokes EtcRe: Why Do I Look So Much Like Ojukwu? by udemejack(m): 8:29am On Oct 07, 2017
Baba is that what your babe/wife told you?.....................if so,trace her lineage she might be relate to Mr.Lai....................
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy Performs ‘'Nwata Miss'’ On Stage In Lagos 1983 (Throwback Photo) by udemejack(m): 8:23am On Oct 07, 2017
That is when he was the real Charlie *in Ghanaians voice*..... Not what he has gradually turned himself into now
RomanceRe: Can I Marry Someone Who Doesn't Have A Tertiary Education? by udemejack(m): 8:20am On Oct 07, 2017
[/b]an who told you that its only when you go to school that you can succeed?.............
Stop daydreaming bro.the world has gon beyond that level.

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