instead of eating 3 bitter cola and like 2 bottle beer, u go take vega 200 and tram na u don Bleep her die

sylvalord:
Brother don't mind all those mmorons. They know the story is untrue, they just support the OP because they are scared he will stop the story if his falsehood is revealed. BUNCH OF CRETINS!

bro, did you for once think this story is true? Right from the beginning it was obvious it wasn't but the story is cool so just enjoy it.

davspog2:
bro, did you for once think this story is true? Right from the beginning it was obvious it wasn't but the story is cool so just enjoy it.

that's the point, why don't we just enjoy it not that there is any price involve.

davspog2:
bro, did you for once think this story is true? Right from the beginning it was obvious it wasn't but the story is cool so just enjoy it.

I never for once thought this story is true and it is an undeniable fact that the story is cool. I am just susprised that some supposedly mature adults actually believe it is true.

sylvalord:
I never for once thought this story is true and it is an undeniable fact that the story is cool. I am just susprised that some supposedly mature adults actually believe it is true.

are u a kid y do u think that d story is true at all

Nice one op.

This is thrilling

Akpobome1:
are u a kid y do u think that d story is true at all

Are you blînd? Where or when did i state that i think this story is true? Right from the onset i have always been of the opinion that this story is very fake, infact it is faker than nicki minaj's ass. Is it not for this opinion of mine that i was attacked by those ninnies?

[b]sixtynine



I dont know why my dickson is still at
attention e be like say e never
know say him don commit crime, i was
confuse i dont know what to do
and the sweat wey they my body don multiply
by ten percent, i be no
send her message oh na she wan fucck oh, i
quickly rush inside room
and wear my nicker, i took my phone and call
my doctor sharp sharp.
Doc: hello Oz how far.
Me: hello sir abeg i need serious help.
Doc: wetin happen Oz.
Me: one girl faint for my house as we they
sex.
Doc: Jesus Christ are you serious?
Me: of course am serious sir please help
me.
Doc: whats her condition now?
Me: she just they ground oh and e be like
say she don die.
Doc: your mummy they get drugs for house
abi?
Me: yes sir.
Doc: check if theres any hydrocort.
Me: okay sir but na how i go locate am.
Doc: check were your mummy they put
tetanus injection or drip.
Me: oh yeah i know tetanus let me check sir
please stay on the line.
Doc: am here.
Me: okay sir.
I quickly check cupboard and drop the phone
for table i begin they
search for hydrocort abi hydrocourt i saw it
were they keep drip, is
inside a little bottle in a powder form i saw
another small bottle
there that look like water nothing was written
on it, i took the phone
sharperly.
Me: sir i don see am oh e be like powder oh.
Doc: yes you will need sterile water do u
have there.
Me: yes there is sterile water here (i nor
know wetin be sterile water
oh but i believe say na the sterile water they
this bottle, please
dont try this at home).
Doc: okay good mix the sterile water with
hydrocort.
Me: okay sir.
I drop the phone and as i was about to mix it
together i heard a knock
on the door and the bottle mistakenly drop
on the ground, my fear
increase autmatically by 50 percent.
Me: who they there (with shaky voice).
“open the door dear” i dont need a magician
to tell me that thats
Lizzy, i quickly rush to the door and open it
quickly.
Me: Lizzy thank God you are here am in
serious trouble (i nor even let
her enter before i begin they shout).
Lizzy: take it easy i know, dont worry she will
be fine.
Me: you know how?
Lizzy: that dosnt matter now (she walk
straight to her and bend down
examining her head).
Lizzy: how many minutes now?
Me: like fifteen minutes.
Lizzy: dont worry she will be back.
Me: really?
Lizzy: yes trust me lets just sit and wait
fifteen minutes from now
she will be back.
Na by then my mind come they come down
small small i go table go carry
my phone doke they call back so i just pick
the call and told him that
she has waken up, i sit down for chair they
watch the half dead
Justina Lizzy join me on the same chair.
Me: am afraid oh.
Lizzy: you should be i dont know why you
cant keep your dickson in one place.
Me: am really sorry dear.
Lizzy: you dont need to, shes betrothed
already.
Me: really but she didnt say anything about
that na.
Lizzy: of course she wont shes among us.
Me: among us like you mean shes a witch?
Lizzy: yes she cant sleep with anyone apart
from her love underworld.
Me: underworld, na there him they stay?
Lizzy: yes just like i was bethroted to you
thats how she was also
bethroted to him.
Me: but i can sleep with anybody i wont die.
Lizzy: oh yes because i allow it, from now on
i wont be seeing you
again i want you to continue to live your life
before i meet you.
Me: no oh what if something like this happen
again?
Lizzy: then you better stay away from girls.
Me: dont do this dear please i need you here
by the way how do you know?
Lizzy: i felt your heartbeat.
Me: really then i really need you here please.
Lizzy: really na only you waka come abi? I
have other things to do jare.
Me: other things more important than me?
Lizzy: you wont understand now (she stood
up) when the time reach you go know.
Me: why are you standing?
Lizzy: am going for now.
Me: but you wont leave will you?
Lizzy: haha i wont dear when the war is
about to start how can i leave
you alone to fight it?
Me: thanks love (i stood up and give her a
nice hug and my dickson
rise at once like anaconda).
Lizzy: (she withdraw herself from the grip
and use her two hands to
hold my head) i want you to promise me one
thing.
Me: whats that dear?
Lizzy: stop taking drugs.
Me: ooh am really sorry about that.
Lizzy: it wasnt your fault it was hers.
Me: i can see that now.
Lizzy: i hope you can, watch her am going
dont tell her anything okay.
Me: okay love.
She open the door and disappear as she
came, i sit close to Justina
and continue watching her like how we watch
super story, oh yeah this
one is more than super story oh, how about
the hydorcort what will i
tell my mum? I will think of something else let
Justina wake up first.
I was lost in my thought when she finally
wakeup and shouted “fucccck meeeeee”[/b]

ozila:
[b]sixtynine



I dont know why my dickson is still at
attention e be like say e never
know say him don commit crime, i was
confuse i dont know what to do
and the sweat wey they my body don multiply
by ten percent, i be no
send her message oh na she wan fucck oh, i
quickly rush inside room
and wear my nicker, i took my phone and call
my doctor sharp sharp.
Doc: hello Oz how far.
Me: hello sir abeg i need serious help.
Doc: wetin happen Oz.
Me: one girl faint for my house as we they
sex.
Doc: Jesus Christ are you serious?
Me: of course am serious sir please help
me.
Doc: whats her condition now?
Me: she just they ground oh and e be like
say she don die.
Doc: your mummy they get drugs for house
abi?
Me: yes sir.
Doc: check if theres any hydrocort.
Me: okay sir but na how i go locate am.
Doc: check were your mummy they put
tetanus injection or drip.
Me: oh yeah i know tetanus let me check sir
please stay on the line.
Doc: am here.
Me: okay sir.
I quickly check cupboard and drop the phone
for table i begin they
search for hydrocort abi hydrocourt i saw it
were they keep drip, is
inside a little bottle in a powder form i saw
another small bottle
there that look like water nothing was written
on it, i took the phone
sharperly.
Me: sir i don see am oh e be like powder oh.
Doc: yes you will need sterile water do u
have there.
Me: yes there is sterile water here (i nor
know wetin be sterile water
oh but i believe say na the sterile water they
this bottle, please
dont try this at home).
Doc: okay good mix the sterile water with
hydrocort.
Me: okay sir.
I drop the phone and as i was about to mix it
together i heard a knock
on the door and the bottle mistakenly drop
on the ground, my fear
increase autmatically by 50 percent.
Me: who they there (with shaky voice).
“open the door dear” i dont need a magician
to tell me that thats
Lizzy, i quickly rush to the door and open it
quickly.
Me: Lizzy thank God you are here am in
serious trouble (i nor even let
her enter before i begin they shout).
Lizzy: take it easy i know, dont worry she will
be fine.
Me: you know how?
Lizzy: that dosnt matter now (she walk
straight to her and bend down
examining her head).
Lizzy: how many minutes now?
Me: like fifteen minutes.
Lizzy: dont worry she will be back.
Me: really?
Lizzy: yes trust me lets just sit and wait
fifteen minutes from now
she will be back.
Na by then my mind come they come down
small small i go table go carry
my phone doke they call back so i just pick
the call and told him that
she has waken up, i sit down for chair they
watch the half dead
Justina Lizzy join me on the same chair.
Me: am afraid oh.
Lizzy: you should be i dont know why you
cant keep your dickson in one place.
Me: am really sorry dear.
Lizzy: you dont need to, shes betrothed
already.
Me: really but she didnt say anything about
that na.
Lizzy: of course she wont shes among us.
Me: among us like you mean shes a witch?
Lizzy: yes she cant sleep with anyone apart
from her love underworld.
Me: underworld, na there him they stay?
Lizzy: yes just like i was bethroted to you
thats how she was also
bethroted to him.
Me: but i can sleep with anybody i wont die.
Lizzy: oh yes because i allow it, from now on
i wont be seeing you
again i want you to continue to live your life
before i meet you.
Me: no oh what if something like this happen
again?
Lizzy: then you better stay away from girls.
Me: dont do this dear please i need you here
by the way how do you know?
Lizzy: i felt your heartbeat.
Me: really then i really need you here please.
Lizzy: really na only you waka come abi? I
have other things to do jare.
Me: other things more important than me?
Lizzy: you wont understand now (she stood
up) when the time reach you go know.
Me: why are you standing?
Lizzy: am going for now.
Me: but you wont leave will you?
Lizzy: haha i wont dear when the war is
about to start how can i leave
you alone to fight it?
Me: thanks love (i stood up and give her a
nice hug and my dickson
rise at once like anaconda).
Lizzy: (she withdraw herself from the grip
and use her two hands to
hold my head) i want you to promise me one
thing.
Me: whats that dear?
Lizzy: stop taking drugs.
Me: ooh am really sorry about that.
Lizzy: it wasnt your fault it was hers.
Me: i can see that now.
Lizzy: i hope you can, watch her am going
dont tell her anything okay.
Me: okay love.
She open the door and disappear as she
came, i sit close to Justina
and continue watching her like how we watch
super story, oh yeah this
one is more than super story oh, how about
the hydorcort what will i
tell my mum? I will think of something else let
Justina wake up first.
I was lost in my thought when she finally
wakeup and shouted “fucccck meeeeee”[/b]

lol....Bleep me ko........Bleep we ni

Come o,bro Ozila this your story na real life tori abi na fiction and na about ya self u dey write....
anyway come complete d tori cause e sweet pass sugar o,i hail u jareh.

Chizzyblinks:
Come o,bro Ozila this your story na real life tori abi na fiction and na about ya self u dey write....
anyway come complete d tori cause e sweet pass sugar o,i hail u jareh.

if ordinary story dey sweet u like this, I just hope u won't faint like justina fainted when u faced wit real action. lolz!

SporaD8:

if ordinary story dey sweet u like this, I just hope u won't faint like justina fainted when u faced wit real action. lolz!

go learn from Oz how to act if the panicking start o,cause i don faint finish be this o.

SporaD8:

if ordinary story dey sweet u like this, I just hope u won't faint like justina fainted when u faced wit real action. lolz!

go learn from Oz how to act if the panicking start o,cause i don faint finish be that o.
Lols

Chizzyblinks:
go learn from Oz how to act if the panicking start o,cause i don faint finish be that o.
Lols

Any guy wey take drug ontop woman matter, na punishment he wan give her.
No worry, me na gentleman I no fit take drug on top your matter jare.
Instead make u faint, na cloud seven u go reach!

[b]seventy




Like seriously, fucck me?
Me: welcome back.w
She look around the parlour then she turn and face me she be like
person wey lost.
Just: what happened? (question for the gods)
Me: you faint.
Just: why? (like seriously)
Me: because my dicck is too big for you (idiot as if she nor know why
she faint).
Just: holy shit i thought he was joking.
Me: who?
Just: dont worry you wont understand i have to go now (she quickly
stood up and took her property and run out of my house).
I guess the HE is the guy shes bethroted to, well that one na her
headache now where do i get hydrocort?
I dont know how much they sell it so i just took 500 naira from
container and dressup then i enter bike go one BJ chemist for Afuze
the way the bike they slow they vex me sotey we never reach the shop i
tell am make him drop me make i they use leg trek am, i reach there
them no get i search the whole of Afuze i nor see hydrocort, i dont
know what to do so i decided to go one specialist hospital na there i
see am buy for three hundred naira after i buy am finish i trek to
main road, i followed hospital road, as i enter the main road i
quickly stop bike and disappear go house i reach house and keep the
hydrocort for exactly where i carry am and i also cleanup where the
formal one break, after i tidy up everything na then my mind rest
small, everything go on smoothly throughout that day my mum return
that night and met me reading my book no clue of any missing or broken
hydrocort, she enter house and i stay parlour and begin read i read
till twelve and off the light then i enter bed and sleep off.
The next morning i dressup and enter school i meet them for Assembly
and the SP wan disgrace himself, him say i must kneel and collect
twelve stroke of cane or else i wont go inside, shey na wetin happen
abi him they craze? We they there they argue till them commot for
assembly and enter class.
Me: guy wetin they worry you na, you nor see say na exam i wan write?
Sp: bros that one no matter if you wan form bros go back to your papa
house because if you pass this line i will go and report to principal
direct. (before we SS3 student no they kneel down oh i nor know which
kind nonsense be this oh)
Me: how you go they flog person like me i be small pikin?
Sp: na your own be that oh.
We continue argueing till one teacher comeout and see us.
Teacher: John whats going on here?
Sp: Sir this bros late and him they form strong head.
Teacher: whats your name young man?
Me: am Oziegbe sir.
Teacher: Oziegbe who?
Me: Akhigbe Oziegbe.
Teacher: mr Oziegbe go home and come back on Exam day.
Me: but sir.......
Teacher: am going out now and when i return and i still see you here
then tell goodbye to your waec.
Oboy this one na wahala oh i really need lesson now oh, i jejely turn
back and begin go home while the Sp open him teeth they laugh, the
Teacher go one side under mango tree and enter one fine motor, hmmmm
those teachers they enjoy oh see fine camry 2:4 wey him they ride na,
he didnt drive it out of the compound i think he went to take
something, as him they return i quickly fasten my step out of the
compound.
As i was going i reach the main road where our signboard they then i
look left and saw bike dropping Lizzy, i dont know what shes doing
here oh she walk to me putting on specs.
Me: what are you doing here?
Lizzy: lets go back and see that teacher.
Me: how do you know that?
She no even reply me she just waka pass me they go school.
[/b]

SporaD8:

Any guy wey take drug ontop woman matter, na punishment he wan give her.
No worry, me na gentleman I no fit take drug on top your matter jare.
Instead make u faint, na cloud seven u go reach!

lol

Bros atleast make it two updates, this single update everyday is making it tiring and e too short abeg

Iolite:
Bros atleast make it two updates, this single update everyday is making it tiring and e too short abeg

lol welcome ma, I have a lot to type that's why

ozila:


lol welcome ma, I have a lot to type that's why

Ok o. By the way, your story is facinating.

Make lizzy no cause trouble 4 u o.

[b]Seventyone




Me: what are you going to do?
Lizzy: just wanna talk to him.
Me: i hope its only talk?
Lizzy: no not only talk.
I ran to her front and block her.
Me: lets just forget about it please i will come back
tomorrow beside
you said u will transfer another person’s brain to
me so lets just
forget about lecture.
Lizzy: hmmm see who is concern, the devil
himself.
Me: me devil, Am always concern so can we go
home now?
She felt disappointed, put her hands on her waist
and take a deep breath.
Lizzy: okay but you fuckup.
Me: like seriously wetin you be wan do?
Lizzy: i wanted to teach him a lesson he will never
forget (we turn
back, going back home).
Me: na wa oh, you nor even get pity self oh.
Lizzy: pity for who?
Me: for people na.
Lizzy: they are not my concern i hope you got the
time table.
Me: yes.
Lizzy: so you will start next week.
Me: i just wish we can do all the paper one day.
Lizzy: really you want the student to die?
Me: nobody will die joor.
We continue gisting as we stroll home my house
precisely.
Me: i feel like going to river.
Lizzy: to do what?
Me: to swim of course.
Lizzy: thats dangerous.
Me: why since no school for me let me go to river
and have fun na.
Lizzy: under bridge?
Me: no the other one at old road.
Lizzy: that place is always full na.
Me: yes but since its morning we will only see few
people there
because everybody don go school.
Lizzy: hmmm if anything happen just know say i
warn you oh.
Me: i will risk it dear so are you coming?
Lizzy: of course you expect me to let you go alone
before?
Me: that would be better i hope you know how to
swim? (i they ask
mummy water whether she know how to swim).
Lizzy: no i hope you teach me.
Me: of course i will teach you lets reach house
first so that i will
change my cloth.
Lizzy: okay Mr.
We waka reach my house then i open door and
enter inside then i enter
my room and put on short nicker and singlet i
come outside and lock
the door.
Lizzy: you looking sexy.
Me: how, With nicker and singlet?
Lizzy: yes your body is charming with your
shinning hairs like stars.
Me: e be like say you don drink monkey tail make
we they go joor.
We follow front and pass Ogijio the carpenter for
outside, we greet am
pass and he told me that we have talk i will told
him till i return.
Me and Lizzy follow old road then come corner go
our left where no
house they but only bush na there the big river
they wey Ogute people
for they baf while the bridge wey they Evbiamen
na general for the
whole Emai people (Owan East).
On our way.
Lizzy: who is the guy?
Me: who?
Lizzy: the carpenter.
Me: as you say he is a carpenter and his name is
Ogijio.
Lizzy: is he a cultist or Ogboni person?
Me: no oh, why do you ask?
Lizzy: i cant seem to read him.
Me: are you telling me you can read everybody’s
mind.
Lizzy: no not at all but i can see their light.
Me: so what did you see when you look at him?
Lizzy: darkness.
Me: hmmm thats strange.
Lizzy: yeah, really really strange.
We continue walking till we get to one big hill the
road they wide
because tipper they come here come pack sand as
we don almost reach
the river Lizzy said she want to ease herself, i
continue going as i
reach the river i saw only guys bathing and of
course they are naked
like eight guys like that they know me and i know
them very well.
(they stay ontop big big stone while two they
inside the river)
Me: broses why una naked like this na?
Bros 1: hey my man, no lele na only we men they
here.
Me: babe follow me come oh.
As i talk so Lizzy call my name from back as the
guys here her voice
come see as all of them they fly enter inside river
like dolphin, na
so the river they bounce like say na godzilla enter
inside. [/b]

SporaD8:

Any guy wey take drug ontop woman matter, na punishment he wan give her.
No worry, me na gentleman I no fit take drug on top your matter jare.
Instead make u faint, na cloud seven u go reach!

gentle ni,gentle ko....i hear u,no be only gentleman you go be infact u go be my pettingman cause u go pet me,abi i lie....
Happy new month jareh.

I Love your write-up, you made me awake till 2am because i want to see the end of it but i believe u need to update as soon as possible. you av done a great job but a lot need to be done

1. you need to improve on your vocabulary and expressions.

2. If you are writing in Pidgin then to me it is no more a literature since you did not write in correct English.

3. Though i understand every aspect of it but some people might not get it right since some words are incorrectly spell.

djojo:
I Love your write-up, you made me awake till 2am because i want to see the end of it but i believe u need to update as soon as possible. you av done a great job but a lot need to be done

1. you need to improve on your vocabulary and expressions.

2. If you are writing in Pidgin then to me it is no more a literature since you did not write in correct English.

3. Though i understand every aspect of it but some people might not get it right since some words are incorrectly spell.

okay thanks bro will work on it

guy i can see u re giving ur best to this piece of art,we really appreciate. but pls try and update on time. i know is stressful, cause i was once a writer,but life is all about sacrifice.

Chizzyblinks:
gentle ni,gentle ko....i hear u,no be only gentleman you go be infact u go be my pettingman cause u go pet me,abi i lie....
Happy new month jareh.

p

Chizzyblinks:
gentle ni,gentle ko....i hear u,no be only gentleman you go be infact u go be my pettingman cause u go pet me,abi i lie....
Happy new month jareh.

pettingman ke? No o! Or you mean Teddy? Cos I'd rather rock you to bed instead.
By the way, I wish u d best in the month too.

SporaD8:

pettingman ke? No o! Or you mean Teddy? Cos I'd rather rock you to bed instead.
By the way, I wish u d best in the month too.

thanks o....hmmmm,lols

Chizzyblinks:
thanks o....hmmmm,lols

I won't want to derail this interesting thread any further. Mind to give me a PM before Bros OZ send Lizzy after us!

[b]seventy two

Oh boy the action sweet me die, as them
they jump na so their dick they sing
praise thy lord for air, before Lizzy they
reach where i they all of them don enter
inside river finish them they inside river
but their head commout.
Lizzy: good evening guys.
Guys: evening.
Of course na so all of them start to they
admire her they were all looking at her
and i understand why if na me i go do
the same is compulsory for all guys
(80% though).
I took her to the top of the river where
those guys cannot see us, i dont want
anybody to disturb us.
Lizzy: why you come this place?
Me: i dont want them to disturb us.
Lizzy: sharp guy but this place is very
deep and our leg wont touch ground.
Me: of course thats what i want or are
you scared (i said that and start pulling
my clothes),
Lizzy: why should i be scared when you
are here to save me anytime i need help
(for me and she who suppose help each
other).
Me: of course i will save you.
I pull my clothes and dive inside the wide
deep river of course my leg dont touch
ground but i know how to swim i can
even stay in one particular area inside
the river and my leg wont touch ground
i will just be swinging my leg, i did that
and start using my hand to clap for Lizzy
she was smiling and laughing when i put
my hand in my mouth and start teasing
her to come romantically.
Lizzy: i dont feel like swimming dear
please.
Me: so you wanna make me swim
alone?
Lizzy: i will just stay here and watch
please.
Me: okay if you insist, i was swimming
up and down enjoying the deep blue sea
i swim close told her and tell her to time
my stay inside the river, she said okay
so i enter inside the river and slept on
the ground facing the sky i stay there
for more than six minutes before i come
outside.
Me: how long?
Lizzy: four minutes plus.
Me: thats a lie i was in there for more 8
minutes.
Lizzy: so eight minutes is the best you
can do?
Me: as if you go fit do anyone at all.
Lizzy: i can stay inside for more than
one hour.
Me: tarrrr who born you reach?
Lizzy: what you wanna bet.
Me: i will bet my left balls that you cant.
Lizzy: hahahaha i dont want your balls
i’ve seen alot so i dont need it.
Me: so what do you want me to use?
Lizzy: if i can stay there for more than
one hours you will accept your immortal
form and allow me teach you how to use
your abilities.
Hmmmm thats much though i still believe
she cant do it.
Me: okay accepted.
Lizzy: swear inside the water.
Me: how?
Lizzy: that if you dont fulfil your promise
let the river swallow you.
Me: okay i swear if i dont fulfil my vow
let this river swallow me.
I dont know what enter inside me for me
to make that statement oh, Lizzy pull her
clothes and remaining her pant and bra,
she dive inside the river she came to
where i was and give me a nice kiss,
then she hand over the watch to me and
told me to go and sit down if am tired of
waiting.
Me: oh come on if you enter you wont
even pass one minutes self.
Lizzy: okay watch and see.
She enter inside the river while i stay
top and watch the time since i know
myself nobody has ever beat in this type
of competition, but if she beat me then
my respect go grow for her, five
minutes don pass she never stil
comeout, ten minutes pass this girl still
they river inside river, i was getting
scared when e reach twenty minutes i
enter inside the river to look for her, i
met her sitting under the river like
muslim praying she open her eyes and
told me to go up so that i wont distract
her (she was saying it with her hands
and pointing up) i obey and left her
there, i came out of the river and walk
to the shore i sat down on one stone
and continue watching the river, thirty
minutes gone this girl still they inside
river, i wanted to go in again and bring
her out but when i remember that she
told me to come out of the river, i
decided to wait after all shes not really
human so she can take care of herself,
going to one hour now and this kid is
still under the river, i dont think i have
any other choice than to go in their and
bring her out but as i was about to
enter, the river start boiling like water
inside fire the river started rising and
boiling at the same time, i wanted to go
in and briing her out but i cant enter
inside the hot river, then suddenly i saw
her coming out first i saw her hair, her
hair don change from black to red first
of all i was scared i thought it wasnt her,
and i also saw different changes like
many cowries on her body, i was afraid
a little but when she come out of the sea
with fish leg then i fainted.[/b]

SporaD8:

I won't want to derail this interesting thread any further.
Mind to give me a PM before Bros OZ send Lizzy after us!

Ok,i will as soon as i figure out my password.