₦airaland Forum

Prettygirl200:
Better than your useless mother and sisters.

haar! this don turn war ooo

thesicilian:
As long as she doesn't nag and does what I tell her, I'm okay with her

Are u serious about this bro? God forbid!!!

RenegadeX:
Better than Nigerian ladies

Lol!!!

End time inventions! So na machine person go dey knack now? God help us

Elon Musk set to launch robot wives...!!!!

Elon Musk and his company are in the final stages of making Robot Wives as the supply of these robots are expected to roll out in September 2023.

They also expected to reach Africa by November 2023.

Robot Wives will use batteries that last by a menstrual circle and the batteries will only be charged for the full three days which will make it operate for a month.

Sex with a Robot Wife will require a Password, Pattern, or Fingerprint to avoid tempering.

The Robot will cost around $3,144 depending on the specification ordered.

Any news about the narcotic cadre?

Valme1010:
trademen is for narcotic Cader ,they have not been contacted yet and they will not be writing exams ,when they are contacted,it will be for documentation and drug test .

Thanks boss

Pls can anyone who applied for tradesmen received any text?

Pls have anyone who applied as tradesman received any text?

I think the text is coming in batches, the supretendent cadre first before others! or any one here applied for assistant narcotics have received?

Deeking 111. Pls can I have ur num?

Good evening ! Pls I lost my original certificate , so I got a sworn affidavit and a police extract reporting that I lost it.pls will I be attended to on that day or is there possibility of me not being disqualified?

Brotherly! If u love yourself no even think to come uyo, I was formerly living in ogun state Abeokuta, I was complaining that they don't pay well in abk, I said it here on this same nairaland, reasonable guys here advised me not to relocate to uyo but I turned deaf ear, now I have being in uyo since last year, walai my teaching job salary no reach 20k self. U see?I just have to start up a small scale business and farming to keep body and soul together. Though I'm seriously exploring other options either to move to ph or calabar. Uyo dry make I no lie bro, na only hotel jobs here dey pay at least 20-30k and u go work like slave ni ooo. Think am well before u move oh. A word is enough for the wise......

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Hello friends ! My cousin has plundered my fathers house and still threatening to wipe out my entire family! Pls and pls I need ur candid advice.

Pls if u are in position to help a fellow brother pls do. I really want to put this fucking thief in his place! Seriously he's a menace.
Pls I need urgent advice friends

Olasyke:
Just find a phone that has good camera and find someone who knows how to use cameras. Might be techno phone or Infinix or Samsung or even iPhone. Also, don't do crazy pranks like putting cardboard on people's head and the rest. Make it enjoyable and not condescending. Good luck. And remember, content creation is like intimacy, if your content is good, people would keep coming for more, subscribing and the rest.

Thanks boss!

Anticrime77:
Open a Youtube channel, twitter and facebook account.. Follow other prankstars.. Whenever u make ur skit ensure u tag most of them.... U only need one fantastic skit that will make u hit.. U might hv done many b4 u get known.. U just hv to be very prolific and d real message

Thanks boss!!

Olasyke:
Before I judge harshly, what type of pranks do you want to go into?

I want to go into ghost pranks, mad man prank and probably cucumber prank

Milesbillions:
Seriously, it is like the oil boom in the entertainment Industry now. Everyone is going Into it. Just try get a good phone like iphone, a good camera and sometimes all this small chipset microphone. Wishing u success. I have dreams of becoming a prank star too but money to start na the issue

Is it only iPhone that one can actually use for this prank star business? I think there a some other phones with good video quality!

Pls friends I need your honest advice!!! What do I need to start my own comedy.
Do I need to buy a camera or use my android phone, which I have done a kind of trial video, it was OK but the audio is very bad, how do they include those funny comedy sounds in their videos! Pls enlighten me pls.

shortgun:
Your wife no dey give you nack?
Wet dreams will happen to only men who are starving sexually.. it's the body's natural way of dislodging accumulated semen.

The body can dislodge that way without sex?

yrhuhfy113:
NOPE its not....
by any standard, its not right... so it may be caused by LUST for another woman, or spirit wife or hormonal imbalance or any thing else.


Choose the one you know pertains to you and solve it

hmm!! thanks boss

is it normal for a married man to have wet dreams?
pls I need answers not insult abeg!

our enemies shall rise against one another! hallelujah!!! obi/datti come Feb 2023 vote for a better nigeria

yarimo:
dot in a circle want to feel among

The rejected stone will soon become the chief corner stone, you will marvel!

beelon1020:
This dot nation people and propaganda..
Una like trouble a lot sha..
this are just political jabs from Tinubu, in fact obi has throw some at Tinubu too..
You better don’t take it personal, it’s a political game, if this politicians met at a function today, they will still hug themselves o..
Btw a tree can never make a forest... you need others to get there...
as long as you walo in your myopic thinking... you can’t get there

Igbo's will prove tinubu and his urchins wrong

ImperialYoruba:
At the APC primary, Tinubu said he did not need Ibo delegates to win. So they boycotted him. He went ahead to win the primary without Ibo vote, and faced against oposition from within the APC heirarchy.

At this point what we want is for Ibos to boycott APC at presidential election. If Tinubu wins it means Ibo is a politically inconsequential tribe in Nigeria, and Africa as a whole. But if Tinubu loose at the polls, then we need to pay attention and any candidate looking for victory need to romance Ibo going forward.

We see you at polls in 40days.

Let's wait and see now! the Igbo's will show him that they are not to be marginalised!!!

azikiweironsi:
The pain is getting too much.
They cannot continue to take the heat. So what are you doing in a bakery. Just get out.
The defeat is staring in their face. So the push is necessary. Don't get your PVC now, continue monitoring Tinubu while coasting to the Aso Rock and later cry blue murder.

Tinubu will never be prwsifent! mark it he will come second while atiku will come distant third!!!

See them laughing as tinubu insult the ignos right before their own very presence what a disappointment, this should be a motivation for the Igbo's to give massive support to peter obi! Igbo leaders are too greedy and are cowards, tinubu can never say such rubbish in the western part of the country( soaked slice of bread), total rubbish.

The Igbo's should seize this opportunity to teach that bulaba man a lesson he will never forget in his life time by voting massively for peter obi!!!

CodeTemplar:
So CAN, an association has PVC?

All Christians will vote obi