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sinaj:
I no de lyk to chop beef o! na Pork nd Cat fish i lyk

Beef Tastes Better

sinaj:
lol bad bwoi!

Lol bad girl!

hifaif:
You? Wonderful. You look like a member of the indomie generation, no 'offeinse'

Did You Mean Offense?

Fulaboy:
oya take this


Don't come back here

Bros This Your Money Too Old, Since 2006

Fulaboy:
I mean this your topic should be in family section not here

Bros I No Get Tp From Here To Family Section

sinaj:

u guyz shud fight jore

Babe, You And I Don Chop Beef Before?

sinaj:
Haha me do all of dem o!!!

esp. mumi nd dadi drama

I Did That Too. It Was Fun

Fulaboy:
Lol I don't E-bully

I don't know how his topic manage to relate to romance section

Initially, You Said Its Romantic. How Abt Now?

Fulaboy:
Romantic

Were You Romantic In Your Childhood?

I Proudly did ALL

― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria
99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d
next street
and the owner's dog comes through the
backyard waiting for you to come down from the
tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new
ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs
instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building
or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses
with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it
into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to
see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails
to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick
and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat
while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is
JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw.
Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am
sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt
knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is
actually "standard living standard living". D song
in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord",
is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I
knw u are singing it now again, smiles
***Confess.! are u guilty?

suwailad:
I dont think you are quite honest

which language in rivers speak like this "kasa a tsare raka a jira"
You can see the writing on the poster

Its Part The Of Change They Are Glamouring for.

PDP's Burial Happening Now

lovelyadeola:
Wait Lemme Step up a committee that will find true MOG among them..
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Are You Clueless?

Nigeria is blessed with great men of God who are
true to their calling and exhibit heavenly wisdom.
However in every twelve there must be a Judas.
A lot of lies has been used to defame the most
high God. This is what happens when mortal
men claim to hear God when in reality, They
hallucinate and lie indiscriminately in the name
of God.
Below is a list of prophetic statements by men of
God who claimed that God spoke to them
concerning the presidential elections in Nigeria.
The list is in not particular order
Pastor Enoch Adeboye
As the General Overseer of the Redeem Christian
Church of God (RCCG), Pastor Enoch Adeboye is
perhaps, the most influential clergyman in
Nigeria. I can confirm that he is a true and wise
man of God. His 2015 New Year Day statement
on the election was very guarded.
*****
“Unfortunately, because it is election year, I
can’t tell you all that God told me about Nigeria.
But I will tell you this: by the end of the year,
many will say ‘all is well that ends well.’”
Apostle Johnson Suleman
He is the founder of Auchi, Delta State-based
Omega Fire Ministries Worldwide. Apostle John
Suleiman is one of the most respected Prophets
in Nigeria and he had so much to say about the
election in his yearly prophecies released at the
beginning of the year.
****
*I see president Goodluck Jonathan coming
back but troubles.
*El Rufai should go and sit down. For abusing
Jesus, he will not win Kaduna election.
*Aminu Tambuwal, I saw him leading Sokoto
State.
*2015 presidential election will be rigged, marred
in violence and end up in court case.
*Thank you Jesus! Finally a Christian is now the
governor of Lagos state.
*Rochas Okorocha; I saw him moving to PDP.
*Contrary to most prophecies, Nigeria will not
break up.
*I saw governor Amosun return.
*APC Rivers State needs to do grass root
campaign because I saw the election been
rigged for PDP. Prayers are needed because of
so much bloodshed.
*I saw a man win Governorship but not allowed
to govern.
*I saw attention in Delta state moved to Agbor.
*I saw people who resigned as ministers to
contest election return back as Federal
ministers.
*Let’s pray against military intervention and
interim government.
*President election inconclusive, yet Jonathan
declared winner. APC Pray!
*I don’t see Buhari with credentials to vie for
president.
*With the level of bloodshed I saw, it was better
Goodluck goes now to his village quietly.
*2015 election is another June 12. The man who
truly won will not govern or rule.
*Prophet T.B Joshua
His Ikotun-Egbe Lagos is Mecca for Christian
pilgrims from across West Africa and beyond.
Prophet T.B Joshua is perhaps the most popular
Prophet in Nigeria and he revealed his mind in a
recent interview.
*****
“Elections will not happen in some states
because of the frequent attacks. This could
affect between three to four states. The states
would be a no-go area due to violence and
elections would not take place in those states
unless we move closer to God. We must
intensify our prayers. This is what God has
showed me and you can imagine what would
happen if elections don’t hold in those states. It
would have great implication for our democracy"
*Prophet Joshua Iginla
The General Overseer of Champions Royal
Assembly, Prophet Joshua Iginla, is one of the
most popular men of God in Abuja. He describes
the election as a ‘battle between the lion and the
tiger.”
*******
“No matter how powerful or well-organized 2015
election is, it will be faulted. I am not a politician
nor belong to any political party, I am just
speaking God’s mind. The person sitting on the
seat might not be perfect, but he will retain the
seat. It’s not guess-work. Howbeit, it will be a
battle between the lion and the tiger…Shortly
after the election, especially on the night of the
election, there will be great vandalisation. I see
cars being burnt, lives killed.”
*Primate Peter Ayodele
Primate Ayodele is known for his widely-
controversial prophecies. The popular founder of
Inri Evangelical Spiritual Church went as far as
recommending a 14 days prayer for President
Goodluck Jonathan to have a ‘peaceful
elections.’
******
“This year’s election will throw up a lot of
issues. President Goodluck Jonathan will do
everything to win a second term, however, he
needs 14 days prayer to have a peaceful reign
to enable him complete a second term.
Chairman of Independent National Electoral
Commission (INEC), Prof. Attahiru Jega will be
confused during the polls. There will be several
gimmicks to cajole the INEC to rig the election.
E-voting will not work. There will be ballot box
snatching and stuffing during the election.”
*Bishop David Oyedepo
Speaking in a sermon, Bishop David Oyedepo
was alleged to have said that the gate of hell will
be opened on those who vote the incumbent
president (President Jonathan) out in the
forthcoming 2015 presidential elections.
*******
“We will open the gate of hell on those who
oppose you (President Jonathan). There shall be
a rise of many giants – giants in all sectors of
human endeavor; Men like nations will rise in the
year 2015; Men that will command attention of
many nations shall arise in 2015 and God has
brought us into the realm of heaven on earth,
where men will live like angels.” ”
*Dr D.K Olukoya
Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries, General
Overseer Dr D.K Olukoya, it’s going to be a
mysterious year.
*********
“I will speak in parables. This year is going to be
a mysterious, cautious and dribbling year, so,
you will have to find the solutions instead of
diagnosing the problems carried by the year.”
*Pastor Tunde Bakare
So far, only Pastor Tunde Bakare of the Latter
Rain Assembly seems to have given hope about
the election year.
******
“Whether you are from the East or from the West
or from the North or the South, you will
experience joy in 2015. Other nations will say
‘how did they do it.’ It will be indescribable joy.
The nations of the earth will testify. I bring good
tidings of joy to every part of the nation…”
* Rev. Fr. Ejike Mbaka
A Catholic priest and founder of the Adoration
Ministry in Enugu, Rev. Father Ejike Mbaka
during his New Year prophecy declared that
President Jonathan will lose the election. He
claimed that the
******
“President has become a bad luck., The
multitude of our youths, the quality young men,
quality young women, brilliants youths but
nobody has plans for any of you. Our so-called
leaders should come and apologize. In 2015, it
shall not continue like that. By the grace of God,
by the power of the Holy Spirit, we are
announcing spiritually, change! 2015 should not
be a year of any hooligan maneuvering to hijack
power. This is our New Year message. Listen,
when you go home, tell anybody you see that
from the oracle of the Holy Spirit, we are
announcing change
The Goodluck met Yar’Adua and Yar’Adua died.
Before you know it, the Goodluck met our oil and
the oil had a bad luck and poured away, before
we knew it, the Goodluck met our naira, our
naira had a bad luck. Where are we going? What
is the fate of this country? Shall we continue like
this, we need change“
* Primate Theophilus Olabayo
Primate Theophilus Olabayo, is the pastor and
founder of the Evangelical Church of Yahweh,
Lagos and he prophesied saying
*****.
“God told me that they are going to rig the
election and this will cause an upheaval and the
results of the election will not be declared and if
the result is declared, the winners of the election
will not govern. But my advice to our politicians
is that they should let the President Jonathan go
peacefully and retired to his village.”
* Prophet Anthony Nwoko
As if the mockery of priesthood wasnt yet
enough, Prophet Anthony Nwoko, A popular
Enugu based prophet who had also in 1998
prophesied that late Gen. Sani Abacha, would
leave government of Nigeria in a mysterious way,
briefed journalists in Enugu on the state of the
nation, stating that neither Jonathan nor Buhari
will win.
*****
“Neither Jonathan nor Buhari will be president
after the election. I told Nigerians that they
should not expect much or any miracle from
Jonathan. Now, in this coming election,
Jonathan will only serve as John the Baptist and
Buhari has not got any heavenly crown to rule
and he will not rule this country because he
hasn’t got that crown.
“Don’t take my prophesies for granted because I
had also told Gen. Abdulsalam Abubakar(rtd)
not to make Olusegun Obasanjo president and I
had also warned Obasanjo not to make late
Umaru Yar’Adua president and my advice was
not heeded and you saw what happened, I can
see the glory of Nigeria in the Southeast, An igbo
president and I don’t agree with Wole Soyinka
that Jonathan is Nebucadnezar, Jonathan is a
forerunner to the glory of God.”
*Prophet Williams Onuoha,
The General Overseer of Galilee Christian Centre,
Lagos predicted thus:
*******
“the current governor of Imo State, Owelle
Rochas Okorocha, would become Nigeria’s
president.” He will rule unless the governor failed
to adhere to God’s direction.
*Bishop Tom Samson
The founder of the Christ Royal Family Church,
Lagos Bishop Tom Samson warned
******
Nigerians must brace up for some “hardship and
darkness in this year election.”
*Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo
Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo, senior Pastor of
Kingsway International Christian Centre, KICC,
said,
*******
When the president’s name is announced as
winner of the election, 20 percent of a certain
part of the country will not agree. Eventually,
after negotiation they will. We will agree that we
are one.”
*Prophet Michael Olubode
Not done, Prophet Michael Olubode, aka
Micadeolu of the Celestial Church of Christ,
Lagos said,
******
I want to let the people of Nigeria know that the
Lord will return His Excellency, Goodluck Ebele
Jonathan to his presidential seat. Despite much
hatred for him, it pleases the Lord God of
Celestial to increase his tenure at the
Presidential Villa”.
*Venerable Ndubuisi Obi
Venerable Ndubuisi Obi an Anglican priest based
at Onitsha in Anambra state said:
******
Jonathan had never lost any election in his life.
Buhari had never won any election in his life.
Jonathan’s rise to the Presidency was not his
making. It was simply an act of God. Buhari
forced himself into power via the military coup.
He has failed in four previous attempts. The last
time he failed, he wept. This time will not be
different. He is accustomed to failing and failure
is his second name. Come Saturday, bring out
your PVC and make him cry again. We are
moving forward in this country. We can’t afford
to put our vehicle on the reverse gear.
Dear readers, I am not here to judge but to
provide a yard stick with which we can measure
the veracity and authenticity of certain prophetic
uttrances from the men standing behind the
pulpit.
Who amongst these holy men do you think is a
true man of God who hears from the almighty

Hebrew 13 vs 5
I will not leave thee or forsake thee.
There is a beautiful yorubas song :
Lati owo ti mo ti was o eh eh, eh eh,
Mi o rou olorun eyi ri, eh eh, eh eh.
Translation;
Since I have been on this earth
I have never seen a God like this.
What the world had thought was impossible
He has accomplished for us with unimaginable
ease.
We Glorify His Name
We exalt Him
We worship Him
We shall sing a joyful song to him
For putting our adversaries to shame
And for giving us victory.
Glory Glory Hallelujah
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Ayoakinkahunsi:
Am sure by this time of tomorow every thing wovld have been settled

Yeah Mehn! We can't wait

2ND SET OF ELECTION RESULTS
Dogon Nama Ward of Dala LG Kano
State.
Polling Unit 001:
Presidential:
APC 276 PDP 10
Senate:
APC 223 PDP 46
Reps:
APC 249 PDP 32.
Polling 003:
presidential:
APC 207 PDP 13
Senate 144 PDP 25
Reps APC 149 PDP 18.
Polling 004:
presidential:
APC 574 PDP 126
Senate APC 496 PDP 81
Reps APC 536 PDP 61.
Polling 011
presidential:
APC 295 PDP 4
Senate APC 250 PDP 15
Reps APC 259 PDP 36.
Polling 012
presidential:
APC 319 PDP 13
Senate APC 259 PDP 65
Reps APC 281 PDP 52 A 3.
Polling 013
presidential:
APC 169 PDP 15
Senate APC 240 PDP 62
Reps APC 140 PDP 23.
Polling 014
presidential
APC 398 PDP 20
Senate APC 337 PDP 78
Reps 346 PDP 55.
Polling 015
presidential
APC 168 PDP 4
Senate APC 149 PDP 13
Reps APC 104 PDP 23
Polling 017
presidential:
APC 250 PDP 14
Senate APC 200 PDP 60
Reps APC 200 PDP 18 A 1
Polling 018
presidential:
APC 183 PDP 6
Senate APC 139 PDP 52
Reps APC 157 PDP 31.

Niger state governor Dr.Muazu Babangida Aliyu has lost his bid to go to the Senate on the ticket of the PDP as he was defeated by Barrister David Umar of the APC.

Announcing the results, the Returning Officer for the district, Professor Ali Audu Jiigam, said Aliyu got 46,459 while Umar polled 149,443 votes. .

From the results, Aliyu was roundly defeated in all the wards of the five local government areas of the district officially declared by Independent Nationai Electoral Commission.

Jiigam said the APC candidate polled 49,519 votes in Chanchaga local government area, the council of the governor, who returned 17,209 votes in the area.


http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/gov-aliyu-loses-bid-to-go-to-senate-/205383/

juniormusa:
Do not judge

Am Not Judging

Will Most Of These Celebrities Make Heaven?

drtwist:
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Sai SpaceBooker

POPdecorator:
Am fed-up with this PDP,that hw they killed 2ppl in ilesha osun state

i want change

sai buhari

PDP OR APC.Politics is a strugle for power not
struggle for human life. Whosoever kills in the
name of politics must pay for it.

psucc:
Don't been mince words. Akpabio had said so on so many occasions.

Opposition in ASK a Ibom state is just a kiss of death: the fastest way to die.

It's PDP kind of politics... they want to win
election at all cost.

The Akwa Ibom State Police command has
arrested the Vice-Chairman of Ukanafun Local
Government Area, Mr. Effiom Abai, following the
killing of the All Progressives Congress candidate
for Ukanafun State Constituency, Mr. Okon
Uwah.
Uwah was a former Deputy Speaker of the state
House of Assembly between 2007 and 2011 and
Chairman of Ukanafun Local Government Area
between 2005 and 2007.
Abai, who is the youth leader in Nkek, the
community where Uwah was killed, was said to
have been arrested in Uyo by a police team led
by the state Commissioner of Police, Mr. Gabriel
Achong.
A security source told our correspondent that
Abai had been assisting the police in their
investigation.
Uwah was on Wednesday attacked by thugs at
Nkek village when he was on a house-to-house
campaign tour.
Meanwhile, the APC blamed Uwah’s murder on
alleged PDP inciting statement.
The Deputy Director General and Legal
Consultant of the APC state governorship
campaign organisation, Mr. Effiong Okwong,
alleged in Uyo on Thursday that some PDP
chieftains had said that they would not tolerate
opposition party in Akwa Ibom State.
The state Commissioner for Information and
Communications, Mr. Aniekan Umanah, warned
against politicising Uwah’s killing.
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ToyozzieTohBad:
abi idi agbon ?

Sorry Ion Understand You

SLIDEwaxie:
This is a real pics of Jonathan and shekau

Animated Pics

Gen. Buhari at an Interactive Session with the
Nigerian Press Organisation, NPO in Abuja.
Thank you for honoring me with your presence
here today. Thank you for heeding my invitation
to this special meeting with key stakeholders in
the Nigerian media. Our country is on the verge
of something new. The tide has turned and the
world can sense the wave of change that is
about to flood this nation. In less than two
weeks, the Nigerian electorate will head to the
polls to make their voices heard.
Through the ballot, without a single shot fired, a
change revolution will likely take place. There
are two specific reasons why I have invited you
here today.
The first is to use the opportunity to say a
special thank you to the Nigerian media for the
role you have played in advancing our country’s
democracy thus far, and especially for being a
platform through which Nigerians’ cry for
CHANGE was articulated all around the world.
On newspaper pages, TV screens and radio
waves, the alarming depth of corruption and
impunity in our country, the terrifying level of
insecurity, and the grim state of our economy
were kept constantly before the world’s eyes,
making it impossible for the current government
to doctor the truth, despite their meanest efforts.
I urge you to not relent in your role as
watchdogs, to continue to be the voice of the
people. The health of Nigeria’s democracy rests
partly on you.
Without a robust and thriving media, the masses
would have no voice. The electorate would also
not have sufficient information to make sound
decisions, such as deciding to vote out a
clueless government and vote in CHANGE.
Secondly, I want to give you my full assurances
that in this democratic dispensation, I will ensure
that the Nigerian constitution is upheld. This
includes respect for the media, respect for the
right to free expression and freedom of speech.
Page 1 of 2 any of you are aware of Decree 4 of
1984, which was heavily criticised. I have said
elsewhere that I cannot change the past. But I
can change the present and the future.
Dictatorship goes with military rule as do edicts
such as Decree 4. However, I am a former–
former, note the emphasis on the word ‘former’–
military ruler and now a converted democrat,
who is ready to operate under democratic
norms. I am not only subjecting myself to the
rigours of democratic elections for the fourth
time, but even after being elected, I will continue
to promote the consolidation of democracy in
our great country, Nigeria, by guaranteeing that
the media’s freedom is not compromised in any
way.
I give you my full assurances that the Nigerian
media will be free under our APC government. I
also want to use this opportunity to appeal to
you to use your media outlets in shaping positive
public discourse and eschew hate speech
mongering and slanderous political rhetorics
which heat up the polity for the sake of peace
and stability of our dear nation.
Thank you, once again, for being here this
afternoon. I look forward to working with you in
future, and to similar meetings which shall take
place on a regular basis to keep the Nigerian
people constantly informed about the activities
of the government that they will have elected to
serve them. General Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR

WisdomFlakes:
That looks more like a Rick Ross Knockoff.

Funny