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Smellymouth:
Come and help me brush it na

Tufiakwa! Your Mouth Wer Be Like Soakaway Pipe?

Smellymouth:
See as the lady knuckles resemble burnt Bole

Young Man Go And Brush Your Mouth! The Lady Looks Flawless

The real Lions of the Niger Delta
The real Cats with Nine Lives
Doyens of Good Governance
Loved by their people
Dreaded by the enemies of progress
God bless Akpabio and Wike
God bless the Niger Delta

University Of Uyo ( Uniuyo)

Oh Baba God! Abeg Answer My Call

xender:
duara

Lion of the tribe of daura
Pure Wickedness

VickyRotex:
" I still wash his undies until six years ago that he insisted I should stop."

I'm not an English Teacher. But I think that's an Oxymoron. It's contradicting. You "still" wash it and yet you stopped washing it 6 years ago.

But we get the point though.

Job Offer: Will You Teach My Nephew And Knees English Language

refiner:
lol...u sure say no be u be dat?....

Lol... I'm not the one...

magabounce:
O boiiiii!!!!

Oresegun Olumide Is A Genius

DISCLAIMER! This is NOT a human being
This is an art work, a painting by a Nigerian, Oresegun Olumide who drew it. It will beat any painting of Monalisa. Let us celebrate this work and chap broadcasting him to the world!


How Many Likes For This?

emorse:
We'd have had more doctors than patients.

No Lies... I for be Doctor and every test for be Hit Back to Back

ShakurM:

KELVINXY:

Happy Booking Of Space

If I was a medical personnel, I won't forgive this man called Lenac for his discovery

Like for Yeah or share for Nay

Beautiful Girl....

How else do you describe hypocrisy? If not
answer straight Ben Murray Bruce?
For a man who is over 50, well educated, rich
once a DG of NTA, runs his own radio and TV
stations, attempted in the past to be governor of
his state of Bayelsa but failed,he never brought
any new innovation to the NTA as we still watch
the funny pictures coming out of NTA with that
same 1960 news sound but could build his to a
modern day TV station to now be telling us of
common sense just 8 months after inauguration
as a senator is nothing but hypocrisy.
Where was his common sense all these while?
For a man who is known for his fashion sense
and showmanship to now be pretending he is
wearing Aba made clothes just to get cheap
publicity is pure hypocrisy.
Where was his common sense all these while?
For a man who now sing made in Nigeria and
now # tag everything including sitting in an Okada
while one of his sons just graduated from Loyola
Marymount University in California last year is
pure hypocrisy. What happened to Uniport or his
own state university of Bayelsa?
Where was his common sense all these while?
For a man who claimed he is buying made in
Nigeria cars from Innoson and the CEO of
Innoson himself delivered the vehicles to him but
some people have shown here at least Innoson
vehicle with registration number of PRESIDENCY
but we never saw that same CEO delivering the
cars to then President Goodluck Jonathan How
could the CEO not personally deliver vehicles to a
president who even made that business possible
but do so for an ordinary senator?
Who are they fooling?
In his attempt to deceive Nigerians with his
common sense # tags he compared Nigeria to
America when he said "I wonder why Nigeria will
have 38 ministries while America with 50 states
has 18 "? But this cheap publicity seeking senator
forgot to tell Nigerians that America has 2
senators per states but Nigeria has 3, and I
wonder if common sense will let BMB give up his
seat just like it made him buy Innoson vehicles?
Abeg who are those this man is fooling?
I am of the view that we use our home made
goods to grow our economy but not being this
hypocritical like BMB is doing. The funny thing is
all these 8 months BMB has not initiated any bill
that will give room to government agencies and
public officials use made in Nigeria goods. The
furnitures bought for senators are foreign and he
uses them.
For a man whos party was in government for 16
years with nothing to show 6 of which was his
brother is nothing but share hypocrisy.
Somebody tell this # TWITTERNATOR to get some
common sense and do the needful.
Source: Samuel Ovbigho

Oh omooba969 you have finished a Nigga!!!

omooba969:
Pained? Very funny indeed.

You need help & you need a breakthrough very quickly...seriously.

Quote me and lose 13teeths

omooba969:
Words of a broke arse cheappie.

Yeah... I'm so broke that I can't even pay attention to a pained Nigga like you...

cruzita:
when u have everything u want in this life,why won't u feel loved.

By the way... Happy Valentine's Day!

cruzita:
when u have everything u want in this life,why won't u feel loved.

Human Needs Are Insatiable... Literally She's Rich, But She Doesn't Have Everything!

Oh God Please Bless Our Hustle!

Please Holla Me With Some Likes... When this gets to the FP

Please Can Someone Remind Me The Meaning Of Epic?

Beautiful!!!

CivilzedTyger:
Beautiful bride. Ya Allah grant me a virtuous wife (when the time is right )

Happy Bleeping Before the Time Is Right!

It Serves them right

This Information is confidential and as such should not be published. Who knows we might have Bokoharam Secret Agents(BHSA) here on Nairaland?

Pls Can Someone Help me with the meaning of 'Hilarious'?

Hello Wailing Wailers? Food don come!

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Patoranking wore that nonsense to the 2014 headies award and even performed.

Can't be caught wearing those [/color]

It Wasn't Headies... But 2015 MAMA's Award