₦airaland Forum

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Patoranking wore that nonsense to the 2014 headies award and even performed.

Can't be caught wearing those [/color]

It Wasn't Headies... But 2015 MAMA' Award

Nice One

Make The Best Out Of Everything... Thumbs up Ndigbo! Name Checkers(8

Confessng:
Unless they are related ,me i dont like the way she put her head on his own ooh ,
Papillo where are you ooh
Did you give permission for this ?

I Concur!

End Time Bald Head

Shiro Niyen?

adeitoro:
I think the APC means Apostolic Prayer Church. Thank me later

Are You a Member?

prettigurl16:
Hello everyone,

I would like to seize this opportunity to advertise for the position of a husband. I will not provide details about myself right away but the right candidate should consider that his prayers have been answered. However, before some very unserious nonentities begin to try to reach me, I have also listed out some criteria that must be met.
1. The right candidate must be at least 27 years old. No time to babysit anyone.
2. He must have graduated from a polytechnic (no marginalization here) or university with at least a 2.1 science degree(his transcripts and results will be scrutinized)
3.He must be willing to relocate
4. He must be religious (Christianity or Islam)

Pls. if this does not concern you in any way, kindly skip my thread. I will not respond to any derogatory comments. Too busy climbing up the ladder of my career.

Thank you.

You Need Some Clay To Mold That Nigga

This One Is Strong!!!

Beesluv:
Politics is a game, if you can't beat them, join them

No politician is worth dying for. Change is still
far off...

Amaechi screening and the politics unseen. Whoever thought that Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi will not be a minister must be living in Pluto. Anyone who believed that the very incompetent senators sent to the red desecrated chambers would stop Amaechi being a senator is not a political follower. The only person that could have stopped him from being a minister is Amaechi himself not even Mr President. He holds the ace and the strings that brought in Buhari. His rebellious nature was all that Tinubu needed to finish the political cooking. Amaechi is the flavor of the APC and once again, the senators have only ended up making him a hero and a global figure than he was. For Amaechi sake, international bodies fixated their eyes on Nigeria ministerial screening and when it was time to grill him and subjects him to hours of torture and tell him to go without screening, he wowed them for 40 minutes and without a single question from even the Rivers PDP members who brought petitions against him, he bowed and went, exchanging pleasantries with the minority leader. In all this political drama, supporters for and against Amaechi argued, fought and became enemies and maybe for lives. Yet at the Senate which ought to be the battlefield, the senators were laughing and playing with the nominee they swore to hang. If what happened does not teach you a lesson, please go to a nearby tree with a strong rope and hang yourself. Yes, commit suicide! The followers quarrel on the streets and obscure places but the politicians sit over bottles of expensive wines in 7 stars hotels to make up and even apologise to each other over comments made by you their followers, making comments like "Sorry over what that bastard called Ade Musa Chidi said. He was just overzealous. You know how these animals behave" and they will laugh heartily and gulp champagne. Lesson: The politicians will always have their way while you lick your wounds.

I Thought You Were Cute As You Exaggerated... But Not Until I Checked Your Profile. You Look Like An Escaped Albino #NoOffenceBroe'

Romantic!

1. Initiate action to amend the Nigerian Constitution with a view to devolving powers, duties, and responsibilities to states in order to entrench true Federalism and the Federal spirit. (This simply means that the APC will support # TrueFiscalFederalism ). Page 6 2. Amend the Constitution to remove immunity from prosecution for elected officers in criminal cases. Page 6. 3. Require full disclosure in media outlets, of all government contracts over N100m prior to award and during implementation at regular intervals. Page 6 4. Amend the Constitution to require Local Governments to publish their meeting minutes, service performance data, and items of spending over N10M. Page 6. 5. Consult and amend the Constitution to enable States and Local Governments to create city, Local Government and State Policing systems. Page 7 6. Bring permanent peace and solutions to the insurgency issues in the North-East; the Niger Delta; and other conflict prone states and areas such as Plateau, Benue, Bauchi, Borno, Abia, Taraba, Yobe, and Kaduna. Page 8 7. Initiate policies to ensure that Nigerians are free to live and work in any part of the country by removing state of origin, tribe, ethnic and religious affiliations from documentation requirements in our identification of citizens and replace these with State of Residence and fashion out the appropriate minimal qualification for obtaining such a state of residency, nation-wide. Page 8. 8. Make our economy one of the fastest growing emerging economies in the world with a real GDP growth averaging at least 10-12% annually. Page 9. 9. 5 million new jobs by 2019. Page 9. 10. Put in place a N300bn Regional Growth Fund with an average of N50bn in each geo political region… to encourage private sector enterprise and to support places currently reliant on only on the public sector, to migrate to a private sector reality. Page 10. 11. Amend the Constitution and the Land Use Act. Page 10. 12. Create an additional middleclass of at least 4 million new home owners by 2019. Page 10. 13. Create a Social Welfare Program of at least Five Thousand Naira (N5000) that will cater for the 25 million poorest and most vulnerable citizens upon the demonstration of children’s enrolment in school and evidence of immunisation to help promote family stability. Page 10. 14. Provide allowances to the discharged but unemployed Youth Corps members for Twelve (12) months while in the skills and entrepreneurial development programmes. Page 10. 15. Construct a 5,000km of Superhighway including service trunks and (b) building of up to 6,800km of modern railway completed by 2019; Page 11. 16. Embark on PPP schemes that will ensure every one of the 36 states has one functional airport. Page 11 17. Speedily pass the much delayed Petroleum Industry Bill (PIB) and ensure that local content issues are fully addressed. Page 12 18. Make Nigeria the world’s leading exporter of LNG through the creation of strategic partnerships. Page 12 19. Targeting up to 20% of our annual budget for Education. Page 13. 20. Provide One Meal a day for all Primary school pupils. That will create jobs in Agriculture, Catering, and Delivery Services. Page 14. 21. Establish at least six new universities of Science and Technology with satellite campuses in various states. Page 14. 22. Establish technical colleges and vocational centres in each state of the federation. Page 14 23. Increase the quality of all federal government owned hospitals to world class standard by 2019. Page 15. 24. Provide free antenatal care for pregnant women; free health care for babies and children up to school going age and for the aged; and free treatment for those afflicted with infectious diseases such as tuberculosis and HIV/AIDS. Page 15 25. Create an Insurance Policy for our Journalists as the nation faces hard times and our Journalists face more dangers. Page 15 26. Establish Zonal world class sports academies and training institutes and ensure that Nigeria occupies a place of pride in global sports and athletics; Page 16. 27. Assist Nollywood to fully develop into world class movie industry that can compete effectively with Hollywood and Bollywood in due course. Page 16. 28. Guarantee that women are adequately represented in government appointments and provide greater opportunities in education, job creation, and economic empowerment. Page 16 29. Use the Party structures to promote the concept of reserving a minimum number of seats in the States and National Assembly, for women. Page 16. 30. Create shelter belts in states bordering the Sahara Desert to mitigate and reverse the effects of the expanding desert. Page 17. On the second document titled ‘Roadmap to a New Nigeria’ 31. Create 20,000 jobs per state immediately for those with a minimum qualification of secondary school leaving certificate and who participate in technology and vocational training. Page 4 32. Place the burden of proving innocence in corruption cases on persons with inexplicable wealth. Page 7. 33. Pursue legislation expanding forfeiture and seizure of assets laws and procedure with respect to inexplicable wealth, regardless of whether there is a conviction for criminal conduct or not. Page 7. 34. Provide free tertiary education to students pursuing Science and Technology, Engineering and Math (STEM). Page 9. 35. Provide free tertiary education to education majors and stipends prior to their employment as teachers. Page 9. 36. Create incentives and dedicate special attention to the education of girls. Page 9 37. Ensure every child attending primary school is properly nourished and ready to learn by providing a Free Meal a Day. Page 9. 38. Achieve the construction of one million low- cost houses within four years for the poor. Page 11 39. Stop all travel abroad at government expense for the purpose of medical treatment. Page 13. 40. Provide incentives for Nigerian doctors and health practitioners working abroad to return home, to strengthen the health care industry in Nigeria and provide quality care to those who need it. Page 14. 41. Make sure people at a local level benefit from mining and mineral wealth by vesting all mineral rights in land to states. Page 17. Please note that these documents were officially released by the All Progressive Congress (APC) as its official manifesto, thereby making the documents legally binding now that it is in charge of the central government. As contained in the document, the then Presidential aspirant of the APC (now President) said 'This document sets out our side of the bargain: the things I as your future president, want to do to change Nigeria for the better' To read full document, please visit http://thisisbuhari.com/.../Securing-Nigerias- Future-rv.pdf

Yesterday, Dem tell us sey Sey today, na we go gain So we struggle, suffer dey For this new democratic change But the truth of the matter be sey Dem disguise another way To continue their crooked ways

Expensive Shit... Can't Buy It For Any Reason

Chief Edwin Clark is such a shameless old man. After using the toga of ethnicity to enrich himself during the Goodluck Jonathan's presidency he has now suddenly discovered that Jonathan was a disaster. Clark has now left the Peoples Democratic Party. He now knows that Jonathan was too "weak" to fight corruption. Shame on you Edwin Clark. Few months ago, you talked as if Nigeria will collapse if Jonathan wasn't reelected. You only saw things from the ethnic perspective. Suddenly, it is no longer about the Niger Delta but Nigeria. Ole.

A Loud-Shoutout To My Heavenly Father For The Grace... After So Many Trials God Saw Me Thru When No One Expected!!! #Uniuyo #Frosh #2015/2016

Contrary to a false report that the official driver of Governor Udom Emmanuel is not a personnel of the Nigeria Police, Akwa Ibom State Commissioner for Information and Communications, Mr. Aniekan Umanah says Mr. Bassey Edet is a bonafide officer of the Force. Speaking in his office on a story in the Punch Newspaper of Monday, September 14, 2015 purporting that the driver is involved in Police impersonation saga, Mr. Umanah said that Edet is a certified, trained spy policeman and therefore, cannot be said to be an impersonator. The Information boss said that Mr Edet’s Police Force Identification Number is 1522, having attended Police Training School, Ikeja, Lagos State, and wondered how could be accused of breaching any rules by wearing his uniform. Mr Umanah, who displayed photocopies of Mr Edet’s Police Identity Card and Certificates, explained that the officer is a duly trained personnel of the police, working with the State Government. He dismissed as false, the allegation that the Governor’s driver was defrauding financial institutions by taking multiple salaries, noting “that I have in good authority that the Bank referred to in that report false publication, like other international organizations, does not hire drivers, therefore, could not have had his name on its payroll.” While decrying the partisan disposition of some reporters in Akwa Ibom, which he said is well known, Mr. Umanah stressed that it is unfortunate that the writer of the story allowed sentiments to becloud his reportage of events in the state. He charged journalists to avoid being used by any persons or interests to subvert the truth and to always ensure fairness and objectivity in their reports. The Commissioner reaffirmed that Governor Udom Emmanuel and all members of his cabinet are law- abiding, and would not engage in any act that is unlawful or inimical to the peace, progress and development of the society.

SexyStrawberry:
No.1 KULBOY ........
He just nailed it for me, Chai! I am tripping......
Tell him to contact me naaw, I will cook Afang Soup for him

Ayen Akwa Ibom... buk Afang yak akem o

Kachisbarbie:
How do people date and marry someone without knowing he is married previously?

Is the guy so good at hiding things?
Is she not observant?
Didn't they court long enough?

How bikonu? E dey always do me like filmtrick

Will you marry me?

Freemanan:
Haters gonna hate....

Haters Gonna Hate' Because Of Ordinary N250 Wrist Watch?

allanphash7:
I hope ur governor is seeing this from US







I dont knw why i just hate this country?






Or am i d only one hating this fvucking country?

You Are Not Alone Sir! Other Clueless Fellows Are Behind You

Freemanan:

Are you the writer of this article?

Any Problem?

If Prof Jega who knows INEC in and out can appoint Amb. Wali as successor in acting capacity, but was overruled by Pa Buhari, who doesn't even know the full meaning of INEC, then it is only gullible people who will not know the motive behind it. Well, Nigeria MUST swallow the on coming bitter pills

DEATH OF THE CIVIL SERVICE HIERARCHY OF APPOINTMENT

Someone should please tell Femi Adesina that PDP is not wailing over Amina's appointment as acting INEC chairman.....

Let him know that we are aware that Amina Bala Zakari is a widow and mother of 5 who is ready to do anything just to feed her family...

She was a staff of Afri- PTF during GMB days as the head of PTF and we know her relationship with Buhari....

She was a mole implanted into INEC by ANPP kitchen cabinet after they lost election in 2003....

She was the INEC commissioner whose name was not disclosed byJega in 2011 for giving out sensitive informations while coalition of results was still on....recall that Jega mentioned that a senior officer had leaked sensitive info but did not mention names...she's the one

She's a junior officer to Wali and her appointment have sown a seed of disorder in the civil service.....

She is the person mostly responsible for the killing that followed 2011 election because she gave Buhari the false hope and figure that made the north to start jubilation before the result came out which led to their rejection of the result and resorted to terror and killing innocent people.

Let Femi know that we are aware that Wali is the man fit for that position by rank and integrity so far
and that Wali have no bad records therefore, there's no reason why buhari should overrule his appointment if not to compensate Amina and have her do more dirty jobs for him....

I WANT NIGERIANS TO KNOW that though this woman Amina Bala Zakari is still INEC acting chairman, she may end up as the INEC chairman and that will mean death to the INDEPENDENCE of the national electoral body.

Should this woman emerge INEC chairman, I wonder if we will ever have a free and fair elections in Nigeria....
I see APC taking over all the states, especially SE and SS states where they have weak stronghold if this woman is made the INEC chairman.

Welcome to Buhariocracy......

KINGTELLER:
What is frighten about the bridge..

Probably Your Phrase My Nigga!

eleko1:
Not for faint hearted man

Seriously... Not For Anyhow Cars

In Japan, is located the most frightening bridge in the world: judging by the pictures, it seems that those who have designed wanted to defy the force of gravity. We speak of the Ejima bridge, which combines the city of Sakaiminato and Matsue in Japan, the two cities are located on opposite sides of Lake Nakaumi.

A bridge rather than a work road, seems part of an roller coaster in a theme park . The steepness is not only due to an optical effect, but it is real, as you can guess from the photographs that portray this.

modath:
Yissoooss!!! ,mama Piss student!!!

Lol