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binie:
You b babe ijebu, coral, Ladbrokes or bet365 between where is the reserve list?

I Be GEJ2019

thaoriginator:
Lol #TeamAPC winning home and away

ATTENDANCE:
WAEC EXAM - absent
OPUTA PANEL. - absent
COUNCIL OF STATE meetings - absent
PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE - absent
PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION - ?
#GEJ All the way!

INEC CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL
DATE:...14TH FEB, 2015
KICK OFF:...10AM
VENUE:... ESTADIO D' POLLING BOOTS
(capacity: 68million)
REFEREE:... ATTAHIRU JEGA

PDP's Formation: 5-3-2.

As the Defending Champions, this is a defensive formation in the bid to defend their title.
LINE UP:
1 Jonathan Patience(Gk),
2 N Okonjo-Iweala,
3 David Mark,
5 Edwin Clark,
7 Ayo Fayose(Yellow Card),
8 Godswill Akpabio (midfield maestro),
9 Adamu Muazu,
10 Goodluck Jonathan(C),
11 Namadina Sambo,
15 Gabriel Suswan,
17 Olu Mimiko)

Meanwhile, APCfc employs a diamond
formation of 4-3-3 with attacking
options and prolific strikers, leading the
attack.
LINE UP:
1. Rotimi Amaechi (GK)
2. Bola Tinubu
3. Raji Fasola
4. Rochas Okorocha
5. John Oyegun
8. Mohammadu Buhari(C)
9. Abubakar Atiku
10 Aminu Tambuwah
11 Bisi Akande
17 Adams Oshiomole
23 Yemi Osibanjo
Match Commissioner: EU Election Monitoring
Observers
PREDICT THE SCORE CORRECTLY AND WIN A
RANGE ROVER SPORT

minister2015:
if this is true, then it seems absolute rip off n truly a way of using their ill-gotten money.

And from info reaching me, none of these has
ever been first in WASSCE
exam!
If you go the school abi person go get Obama
brain or e go belike Abraham
Lincoln or na wole soyinka e go belike I
wonder ooo

TOP 16 MOST EXPENSIVE SECONDARY
SCHOOLS IN NIGERIA.
16. Lead British International School, Abuja -
N1.5million per annum
15. Nigerian Turkish International College,
Abuja - N1.6 million per annum
14. International Community School, Abuja -
N1.9million per annum
13. Dowen College - N2 million per annum.
12. Chrisland College, Ikeja - N2 million per
annum
11. Atlantic Hall, Epe, Lagos - N2.27 million
per annum
10. Corona Secondary School, Agbara -
N2.55 million per annum
9. Hillcrest School, Jos - N2.65 million per
annum
8. Loyola Jesuit, Abuja - N2.8 million per
annum
7. Meadow Hall, Lagos - N3 million per
annum
6. Greensprings School - N3.185 million
per
annum
5. White plains British School, Abuja -
N3.6 million per annum
4. Day Waterman College, Abeokuta -
N3.7 million per annum
3. Lekki British International High School,
Lagos - N4million per annum
2. British International School, Lagos -
N4.48 million per annum
1. Grange School, Lagos - N4.5 million per
annum...

C

If a rumor can make Nigerians drink and
bath salt water for d cure of Ebola, then y
won't APC's media propaganda decieve
Nigerians!!!vote not fight vote wisely

*coughing *

Here are ways I would like to share with you nourish your relationship.

1. Solidify your friendship How satisfied you feel or connected, to your partner by developing a deeper friendship. To do that, incrementally spend more in your relationship has to do with how connected you feel to your partner. As an adult, an insecure attachment style is associated with a slew of relationship troubles, including jealousy, obsession, and emotional highs and lows. The
good news is that, regardless of your present pattern, you can become more securely attached,
time with her doing something you both enjoy. Also, regularly ask for updates on your partner’s likes, dislikes, current stressors, and new interests, as people change over time.

2. Appreciate Each Other
Remember when you first started dating, how you used to go that extra mile to impress her? Well,
one of the secrets to a long, fulfilling relationship is to continue to actively appreciate your partner.
If you’re not sure where to start, a good place is by doling out daily compliments. Tell her she looks hot or thank her for organizational abilities when she reminds you to call your mother. The only rule is to make sure that you genuinely mean what you say.

3. Concentrate on the Present to Ensure Your Future Interestingly, the ability of your relationship to weather tough times has a lot to do with your mutual availability in the here and now. Unfortunately, over time, for a variety of reasons, many couples move further apart from each other, meaning that when a rough patch hits, their relationship doesn’t survive. To build a rock-
solid relationship, start by acknowledging rather than ignoring the ordinary moments in your relationship. If your partner wants to share something she’s reading on the net, for example,
take a minute to listen, even if you simply grunt in response. It may sound strange, but if you
accumulate enough of the little things, when you really need your partner, you’ll find she’s there for
you.

4. Find Common Goals
The aim is for both of you to share what you want your life to be about, where you want to end up
and what these things mean to you. Look for anything that’s common between the two of you
and talk about ways to work toward that aspiration together.

5. Focus on What’s Fixable
As long as an argument doesn’t leave you feeling like you’ve been through an emotional roller coaster, consider it fixable. In particular, the initial stages of living together may be especially fraught with monetary concerns. So that this problem doesn’t spiral out of control, sit down with your other half and craft a detailed action plan, consulting any resources that might help to get your finances on track. You should both be able to live with the new arrangement or it won’t
work. Use this method to address any other problems in your life that you deem fixable.

khristology:
My advise is to date all 5....You no go die,it's called Experience.

Yeah. You are Rice(ght)

1. When he tells you he just got out of a relationship. “Yeah, we were together five years. We broke up last week. It’s still pretty fresh.” Oh? It is? Then I’m super glad you agreed to have dinner with me without telling me this previously!
I don’t think this will have major repercussions at all and we are definitely on our way to having a
healthy, committed, problem-free relationship! Yay us!

2. When he wants to “hang out” instead of “go out.” You’re over 18. You can say, “ Would you like to go out with me?” without my expecting us to be wed by nightfall.

3. When you’re like, “Is he gonna hold the door? I don’t care if he does or not but now this is awkward.” So you go ahead of him because maybe he is holding it, but, oh … No, you go … No, I
wasn’t expecting … I just … Wait, should I go now?

4. When you find out he’s super sexist. Whether he starts off with,“I don’t hate women or anything
but …” or comes out of nowhere,piecing together the “Uh-oh, I think he legit hates women” puzzle is not a fave. Even if he doesn’t know that what he’s
saying is sexist and hateful, teaching a guy about sexism and weeding through his issues with
women is for a therapist, not a potential girlfriend.

5. When he tells you, “You’re not like other girls.” Oh, yes, please continue to tell me how I’m
nothing like other women who are all bitches and sluts, my prince. Certainly you will never have the
very same opinion of me, Thou Who Art Unlike Other Girls.

6. When he’s texting the whole time. Oh man, what a cool plan to make me jealous/work for your affection. It’s definitely working.
(It’s not working.)

7. When he’s way too close to his mom. Yeah, you probably didn’t need to call her the minute we finished having sex for the first time. Also, please, God, never pass me the phone. I will 100 percent tell her you are a weirdo.

8. When he holds the door and you don’t know if it’s chivalry or misogyny. Is he doing it because it’s such a nice thing to do for people of all genders or because he wants a 1950s housewife??

9. When you suspect he’s actually homeless and just using you for your bed. “I don’t know, it’s just
we never go to your place and when I ask you which neighborhood you live in you say, ‘It depends’ so I’m just asking if you’re like … between homes?”

10. When he only texts you after midnight. Because he works really late. Because he left his phone at home all day. Because he basically thinks you’re a hooker. Guess which one of these is the truth.

11. When you hate the first thing he says on a date but you’re polite so you have to sit through a
whooooole dinner. Or feel bad lying to get out of it. “Oh, you hate Lena Dunham because you think
she’s ugly? Cool. So I’m ordering a water with a side of I Suddenly Have to Be Somewhere.”

12. When you like him but his friends are human fecal matter. And you can’t even tell him to stop
being friends with them because if that’s a tough conversation to have with someone you’ve been
dating for a long time, you definitely can’t have it at a mall Hooters on a second date.

13. When he does not look like his online dating profile photo. “So quick question: Is there any way I could date the you in this picture from 2008? He is the one I truly (would) love (to bone).”

14. When his voice sounds nothing like what you pictured when you saw his online profile. Whether it’s eight octaves too high or super low but not in a sexy Barry White way, there’s something momentarily unsettling about having an image of this person in your head and then hearing them speak that is the dating version of expecting Coke
and getting Sprite.

15. When he’s suddenly acting weird and you don’t know why. And you don’t know if he’s
showing you who he truly is or if he’s suddenly becoming distant or if he met someone else, and you basically can’t ask him any of these questions because you’re not technically “together.”

16. When you convince yourself he’s not so bad because you’re lonely. This usually happens when you've already noticed that you don’t have any chemistry, but you felt the need to be polite and stay anyway, then the more he talked, you convinced yourself he was really nice and honestly that has to count for something?

17. When you have to stop yourself from thinking about your ex. “You know what, honestly Max wasn’t even that bad. I mean, he wasn't smart or funny, and he didn't get my jokes, and one time he kind of implied that he didn’t believe women should be allowed to have jobs, but he was a really good kisser. I should email him when I get home from this date that I’m hating.”

18. When all you can think about is going home to eat pizza alone. You know you’re on a bad date a when the idea of cooking the mediocre frozen pizza that’s been in your freezer since before you moved in and eating it on the couch while staring at the wall is better than this date.

Godmother:
Broad shoulders on a tall guy does it for me.

GodMother Indeed

brito:
Hahaha, who you go date then? a ghost?

If Only You are One

1. Women who revolve their schedule
around yours or become upset if
you don’t spend every weekend
with them are known to be clingy
and can eventually become overly
controlling in the relationship.

2. Women With Drama Behavior.
Women who make a scene in
public during a fight or exaggerate
details can be damaging to both
the relationship and your
emotional state.

3. Jealous Women.
If you don’t want your girlfriend
snooping through your phone or
badgering you for questions about
your ex, then it’s best that you
avoid jealous women who are
always on the lookout for when
you may cheat

4. Gold diggers.
When you’re looking for love,
there’s no point in casually dating
someone who is more concerned
with the size of your wallet than
who you are as an individual.
Avoid gold diggers who are only
concerned with what you can
provide for them

5. Avoid Rude Women.
women who are rude are less
desirable to men due to how
they’re likely to treat their spouse
and other people in their lives. It’s
best to avoid dating rude women
who are likely to make you feel
unimportant.

pretydiva:
Dats his cup of tea

Cups of Tea Can Still be Shared

That's His Cousin.

Yeah!!! If Only The Building Is Up To Five Years

Following

[quote author=lolaxavier post=30112585]Well, the deed had been done. If you truly want to end this, talk to grandma that it was purely a mistake stating it won't repeat itself again and also tell Wunmi to give your wife an excuse that she has to go back to school or somewhere else. Guy, trust me, as long as she is still in that house, there's no telling that you will be tempted once again to touch and this time, your a.ss might not be saved.

By the way, 42DD is not something me i fit overlook....chai imagine dat kind packaging...[/quote
What Is A Mistake? Kissing and Romancing Someone?

pretydiva:
So wey tin u say mk we cm do nau

U don comment already

luigiajah:
Even Vaseline

Bros e b like say yu gbadu Vaseline o

Chanchit:
Una never suffer, that first One na testing testing. FooliSh people. You said you regret doing something and you want to do it again.

You Know Why? Coz The Devil You Know Is Better Than The Angel You Don't Know!

Ima

I dedicate this space to all my Theologists.

Based on a psychological study, a crush only
lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it
exceeds, you are in love.
True/False?

BANGERLEE1:
Mehn.......






You fall my hand...

as as how nah?

Is it okay for your man/woman to follow, like,
or leave flirty comments on the instagram
pages of other men and women?

Aye!!!

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