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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Okojie Stuns In Jumpsuit by ufondunenye(f): 6:55pm On May 30, 2017
But is this really a jump suit?? angry shocked





























































































































I'm just so inlove with this particular one..m

NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 3:07pm On May 30, 2017
andrewtosin:
babe I'm fine oh... kubwa camp is fine buh d drill is strenuous.. I am still trying to neutralise d stress with fun buh I still can't. Yeah, I know commandant mosquitoes... he is d one that shouts and goes all about to collect coppers' tags. my own platoon officer is Ibrahim Suleiman (that man with pot belly) lol... About babalawo... d pronunciation is /babilawo/

I don't even know d camp commandant name buh I think that should be his name... buh we are now moving in tens on camp, even to buy a sachet of pure water u must look for at least other 9 partners, he even said even when going to d toilet we must go there in tens. He has sat some coppers, who violated this rule,down on d ground for long hours even under d sun...
he often sit them down in front of d ATM terminals.


about d woman that lead devotion, u are right.. "are u kidding me right now" "the devil is a liar"

hope u re good? where are you now?
Lolz, wow Ibrahim suleman was my platoon officer den,platoon2.lol,move in tens, grin our own den na evrywia u r going,you must move by your right hand side.anyway camp is fun,enjoy yourself. cool smiley
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 7:07pm On May 27, 2017
xtain7:

Thanks so much for your concerns... Many has started with boring lectures already.. But my plans is to register for project management professional and e_business under ICT ..hope it's cool ??
Yes that's good,pplease try and register,you hear?

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 8:22am On May 27, 2017
xtain7:

As in ehh her because of her phonetics and long story I don't involve in morning devotions again.... Yes that mosquito is a very simple man tho but can never see smiles on his face... Yes dey change the commandant but I don't know his name...camp stuff here ain't easy at all..morning drills and dry lectures with dose professional bodies trying to extort money to issue us irrelevant certificate
Hahahahha, una never see sometn,just wait let monday reach,when you guys will start that BORING SAED lectures grin tongue.i dey always hide 4 clinic that time wen it comes 2 saed.
Talking about professional certificate.its very very important,as in I will advice you to register for one professional course while you are still serving,but then b4 you register for anyone,look deep to know the one that is genuine,some of the professional certificate are not recognised outside while some are recognised,you wil see so many of them coming to you guys,to register,so I wil advice you to wait first,wen u come out from camp,u will still meet dem in your various cds,den u can calm down and ask question about them.
Why am I saying this,so many organisations, companies that are recruiting now can't do without asking you if you have had any professional training,and if you have any,its a plus mark for you in getting a job now.
Check the immigration online recruitment,one of the question they asked while filling your details online is,*have you had any professional training*.so my dear I will advice you to pay attention to dem,den go for any one dt suits your course wen you come out from camp,highest,3 or 6 months they wil issue u your certificate.
Enjoy ur camp grin cool
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 8:21am On May 27, 2017
xtain7:

As in ehh her because of her phonetics and long story I don't involve in morning devotions again.... Yes that mosquito is a very simple man tho but can never see smiles on his face... Yes dey change the commandant but I don't know his name...camp stuff here ain't easy at all..morning drills and dry lectures with dose professional bodies trying to extort money to issue us irrelevant certificate
Hahahahha, una ay reach,when you guys will start that BORING SAED lectures grin tongue.i dey always hide 4 clinic that time wen it comes 2 saed.
Talking about professional certificate.its very very important,as in I will advice you to register for one professional course while you are still serving,but then b4 you register for anyone,look deep to know the one that is genuine,some of the professional certificate are not recognised outside while some are recognised,you wil see so many of them coming to you guys,to register,so I wil advice you to wait first,wen u come out from camp,u will still meet dem in your various cds,den u can calm down and ask question about them.
Why am I saying this,so many organisations, companies that are recruiting now can't do without asking you if you have had any professional training,and if you have any,its a plus mark for you in getting a job now.
Check the immigration online recruitment,one of the question they asked while filling your details online is,*have you had any professional training*.so my dear I will advice you to pay attention to dem,den go for any one dt suits your course wen you come out from camp,highest,3 or 6 months they wil issue u your certificate.
Enjoy ur camp grin cool

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 2:21pm On May 26, 2017
xtain7:

Yes oh ..miss janquile with her stories can be tiring oh...mosquito na brutal man with simplicity oh
Oh wow! She has started telling you guys the stories already,with her phonetic,hahahaha grin
I heard that captain TD Zarma is no longer the camp commandant.its like NYSC changed dem in each batch,how I missed that captain with excess carriage,command and swags.
Really? Mosquito is dia? Lol,he doesn't have problem at all but he can disturb oo,if he comes wia dia is noise,everywia will be quirt eimmediately,lol grin grin.
I hope una never start to dey count how many days remaining oo,lol grin. Enjoy shocked
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 9:13pm On May 24, 2017
andrewtosin:
babe... I'm in abuja camp now in Kubwa. how are u?
Wow! Fine dear,how is d camppp life 4 u,i hope your leg has not started ppaining u oo,lolz, ;D8)
Is TD Zarma stil the camp commandant? How about Miss... erm...(I have forgotten that her name) the lady in charge of the morning devotion. Has she started telling you people her story about how she served in Ebonyi state? Have you guys learnt "are you kidding me right now" " Satan get the he'll out of me" from her.
What about "mosquito",does that name ring a bell to you?
grin is he in camp right now?"babalawo? I hope he is in camp too.
"Abuja.... abuja .... why you no go Nasarrawa" the beagle dey blow 4 u guys every morning, that's wot dey r singing wit d beagle.
Ohh... truly Abuja camp is the best camp anyone can be,i have really missed the camp grin shocked.


But just incase they want to you the event that happening with the last set to give you guys a warning,about a female corper that slapped a female coarmy (Army) cry
Please ignore any false story about that,i was actually the person, YES! I had issue with the female army, BUT NO! I didn't slap her.
Enjoy urself my dear,maybe one of this days, my gang and I fit show face for that camp. grin
Call my attention if you need any help




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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 10:47am On May 24, 2017
sparkle4u:


I guess so. What is the disadvantages and advantage to be in man o war
No advantage or disadvantage. I wil advice u 2 join if u big,like having big body,but if u r small,as in slim like me, abeg no join.
I carry myself go join man o war dt time,during d induction,if u see wia dem carry me put,4 back back,camera no fit video me dt day angry ,big peolpe just block me everywia,if camera man dey pass 4 my side, I go use style tell d person infront of me 2 adjust small,d pperson no go know say na camera I dey try mek him video me,lol.
I regreted joining man o war for that induction day,if say I know,i for kukuma carry my slim body go stay 4 infront where I dey always stay for my platoon,so dt NTA,AIT camera go video me dt day sad angry
I can't forget the kind laugh my friends gave me that day after induction.

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Religion / Re: Joshua Iginla Celebrates Birthday By Donating N23m To 115 Widows by ufondunenye(f): 10:35pm On May 22, 2017
Y r people tagging ds kind gesture, *show off*?? Person bring out 23mili naira give out 2 d widows and you tagged it *a show off*,

That's exactly what my Papa,Bro joshue Iginla preached last three weeks sunday.*HIPOCRITES*!! If na u dey dia and dem give u d 200K it's not a show off, but since it's another person but not you dem give,its now a show off. Na frustration and joblessnes go kill some of you here
Let me start by saying that CRA is my church and I was there last sunday and because u heard that he gave 23mili naira doesn't mean dt dts all he gave out,he has done more that what you just read now for this his particular birthday.
Please let's and always show appreciation when someone has done something to another so that yours will reach you too,thank you.
ORORO ON MY HEAD!!!!( only the CRA understand this)
MZONZO!! grin tongue
Religion / Re: Joshua Iginla Celebrates Birthday By Donating N23m To 115 Widows by ufondunenye(f): 10:35pm On May 22, 2017
Y r people tagging ds kind gesture, *show off*?? Person bring out 23mili naira give out 2 d widows and you tagged it *a show off*,

That's exactly what my Papa,Bro joshue Iginla preached last three weeks sunday.*HIPOCRITES*!! If na u dey dia and dem give u d 200K it's not a show off, but since it's another person but not you dem give,its now a show off. Na frustration and joblessnes go kill some of you here
Let me start by saying that CRA is my church and I was there last sunday and because u heard that he gave 23mili naira doesn't mean dt dts all he gave out,he has done more that what you just read now for this his particular birthday.
Please let's and always show appreciation when someone has done something to another so that yours will reach you too,thank you.
ORORO ON MY HEAD!!!!( only the CRA can understand this)
MZONZO!! grin tongue

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 10:02pm On May 22, 2017
bossman44:
Please help me can i get to camp on Thursday? After induction i need reply asap
Once swearing/induction in has taking place,and you missed it, my dear it's better you wait for the next batch.
But logodwhiz, dream2 can still throw more light to this.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 4:12pm On May 22, 2017
thorrvik55:
I heard stream 1 and stream 2 will pass out dsame time. Hw true is dis?

Cc: LogoDWhiz , Dream2 , Ufondunenye , Sonymax16
Always one month gap btw the both
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 1:56pm On May 20, 2017
ennygal:
Hello nairalander, i just got scammed by a fellow nairalander now. He scammed me of 20k as a result of deployment. He promised to change the state for me in the next 24hrs, which i paid him in full. His full name is, MKPARU CHUKWUDALU ERIC. His phone number is 08030527471. Please, anyone who knows him to inform him to refund my money before evil befalls him. Thanks
You caused it yourself!
How can you believe everything you see online??
HOW?? Tell me pppplease, how!!!! tongue cry

NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 9:00pm On May 19, 2017
segunk1:
Babes na wetin I see be that ooo, since dem say d place Ms next door to abuja, Nne abeg u get place wey man fit do PPA for abuja nii Cos wetin I com layer dey hear about the state no sweet my belle rara yhmmm dem say d state dry, inshort my lips has been scratching me since I heard that undecided undecided undecided embarassed
Lol,too bad,if say u dey camp for abuja,i for help u out,i get one or two persons 4 d camp ICT.except say u go redeploy oo.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 5:37pm On May 19, 2017
lambotee:
i did 15 photocopy each,… i cannot start begging for photocopy in camp
Eiyaa, you must be a very very serious student wen u dey school oo,
But mek I tel u, that your 15 na only 5 or 6 u go end up making use of last last. tongue shocked
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 5:34pm On May 19, 2017
Segunk1 so na Nasarawa dem carry u trowey?
Eiyaa, kpele oo tongue grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 6:45pm On May 18, 2017
I never see abuja coffas here angry shocked
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 8:27pm On May 17, 2017
Congrats in advance for those that will find themselves in ocean1,and for those that will be in River2, dont worry its just an interval of one months and some weeks. grin cool.
See as una body dey shake cos of checking of CUL,lol,someone like me that time I woke up by 5 in the morning 2 go check my CUL,mumu like me, as if say na registration I dey go do.as I reach dia,i no see any single person till 8 oclock.
So make una no border, e no dey waste time like registration. tongue

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 8:13pm On May 17, 2017
Mexyz:
Chai, this beautiful babe just throw one idea for my head ooo. Na the biggest food flask I go buy o.

Lol,enjoy,but no allow mek person steal your meal ticket oo,guild am very well,cos dts wot u wil also use 2 collect ur bicycle allowances 4 campppp. So if u lost your meal ticket,no food 4 u. tongue shocked
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 8:07pm On May 17, 2017
Oluwacephas:
My favorite food abeg Shey bread or plantain dey
Who dash you plantain
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 7:56pm On May 17, 2017
Mexyz:
Hahahaha..this post actually brought smile to my face. Only me na beans lord. God thank you oooooooo.
Lol,that means na your type go dey collect dia friends flask and meal ticket 2 go cue for the line nah,u go see one person with 4flask and four meanl ticket all in the name of collect 4 dia friends. grin grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 7:50pm On May 17, 2017
RoyalSleek:



Ehhh? Beans.. I won't go close to it even at the mami market.
Hahaha,hunger go kill you nah,beta carry enough money, provision,golden more or woteva, dey come oo,if not.....OYO. tongue
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 7:38pm On May 17, 2017
Gentlelord:

where is iya Suliat ?
Iya Suliat abeg give Me Ijebu garri #1000
Hahahahahha,u better carry sugar join body oo,cos dem go give u garry without sugar grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 7:03pm On May 17, 2017
Chai!! I pity those wey no dey like beans oo, cos Mami mkt na your case
Una go eat beans tire for camp with garri.
Eiyaa, Ekpele oo,all of us passed through that stage.lolz shocked tongue grin grin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 6:40pm On May 17, 2017
Gentlelord:

grin Mummy Ufondunenye shey sojo go allow us carry our agege luxurious bread enter camp.
You are free to come with that,carry Eweda join body with that sef, u r secured. grin sad
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 12:27pm On May 17, 2017
gunners160:
see me see wahala oo, must u copy my idea? see, that thing dey my mind like say na wetin I wan go do for camp be that. I am going with Garri and big bread ooo. Make I hear say I disturb myself with their camp food
Segunk1 where art thou, Gentlelord say mek I call you for him oo. grin tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by ufondunenye(f): 6:31pm On May 16, 2017
Hello guys,how una dey shocked

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 6:57am On May 16, 2017
Bashnigga:

Abeg wetin potty mean
Lol,segunk1. Please help me answer that question tongue
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 7:59pm On May 15, 2017
Emcee6:

Hello dear, aside from president and fin secretary. R dere other positions within each platoon.
Nope, this is the only recognised post in each platoon,except you want to represent your platoon in the social committee or you want to be your platoon chief chef,that one (th[s][/s]o) dosnt have any busines with the leader and d fin secretary and doesn't generate money.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 7:19pm On May 15, 2017
Missmossy:

Those who have served would have more experience on this. It may be gotten at Mammy market if it doesn't sound weird to them.

Cc : ufondunenye
Don't bother yourself coming with all those things,cos it will be overload for you.they sell all those things infront of the camp gate sef,na dem go dey rush you as you dey enter the camp gate,"copa buy your pool bucket" "copa buy your bathing bucket" coppa buy your soap dish". Na wetin you go dey hear,so don't bother. grin

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 7:12pm On May 15, 2017
Emcee6:

Hello dear, aside from president and fin secretary. R dere other positions within each platoon.
For the ones wey dey generate money,NO.
It's only leader and financial secretary that each platoon will have.
Except social commitee,chief chef of d platoon,dt one na different post wey no concern the former.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by ufondunenye(f): 4:20pm On May 15, 2017
RoyalSleek:


grin No be small thing.

Thanks, I appreciate. Plans in progress. grin
Yea the same thing is applicable to ladies that want to be fin secretary, get close to the officer,always try and help her,especially during that submission of files contending(containing) documents,at your platoon stand,always be in her face and then make her or him to like you,then you are good to good(go).
NOTE; it works soMETIMES and not ALL THE TIME. grin tongue

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