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Romance / Re: We Met On Facebook Now I Dont Like Wat I Saw, How Do I Say I'm Sorry? by ufos77: 4:48pm On Jul 21, 2010
Tell her you just discovered you have AIDS grin
Jokes Etc / Re: My Wedding Test by ufos77: 1:15am On Jul 10, 2010
Very close call.
Next time tell her to meet you some place else where the territory is in your favour and more familiar grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Events / Re: July Birthday Mates! by ufos77: 2:14pm On Jul 05, 2010
i was born on 7 July 1977 i.e 7-7-77
Romance / Re: At What Age Should A Guy/lady Marry? by ufos77: 9:59am On Jul 05, 2010
I am 33 want to get married by 35yrs.
The ideal age 4 a guy to get married is when, he is financially, emotionally, physically OK.
For a girl it is advisable to hook up in your mid-late 20s. The reason is;
Once you cross the 30yr threshold as a girl, the law of diminishing returns sets in in terms of ur physical attributes( whether girls admit it or not).
But the opposit is the case for guys. Guys suffer from their teenage years to their mid- late 20s(normally), but from the late 20s on, they mature and becopme more stable emotuionally and financially.
Thus the many instances of girls leaving guys in the hard young years to marry made men. These men in turn, come of age and marry younger girls. VICIOUS CYCLE. Anyone who gets married in the mid 20s in Naija of taday, must have a daddy who has done the hardwork for him
Romance / Re: ***what Girls Want Guys To Do*** by ufos77: 9:47am On Jul 05, 2010
Nice and romantic. BUT KNOW THAT IF A GUY DIS WILLING TO THIS 4 A GIRL, HE OFFICALLY BECOMES HER MAGA. lol
Its fun being a maga for a girl you love and who  loves you in return grin
Romance / Re: How Long Can A Woman Wait For A Man She Loves? by ufos77: 3:10pm On Jul 02, 2010
as long as ur conscience and instinct tell you is OK
Celebrities / Re: Sammy Okposo Weds by ufos77: 10:31am On Jul 02, 2010
Na wa for naija people.
Person no marry, Una go talk
Person marry, Una still talk,
grin
Romance / Re: It No Longer Pays To be a Good Guy ! by ufos77: 11:19am On Jun 30, 2010
THE WOMEN COMMANDMENTS FOR MEN
-All women are guilty/bad until they prove themselves otherwise (when dealing with a woman expect the worst till she proves you wrong)
-Never treat a woman too good or she will take you for granted and assume you are weak
-Never give a woman all she requests for or she will not value you. Sometimes deliberately deprive her(her father does it and she loves him to the grave)
-Never let a woman know you cannot live without her or she will exploit it knowing your softness for her (she will use you to mop the toilet floor so to say). Show her signs that you care and let her deduce the rest.
-Never date a woman(who has come of age/open eye) for more than 3 months without sex or else someone will be doing the work of servicing on your behalf.
-The only girl that is innocent is the infant one
-You will never find a woman without a history. A woman without a history is a girl
DO NOT HATE WOMEN FOR WHAT THEY ARE, LIKE THEM, BUT LOVE 1 THAT HAS PROVEN HERSELF WORTHY. IT IS THEIR NATURE TO BEHAVE LIKE WOMEN, EVEN THE ONE YOU LOVE

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Romance / Re: Birthday Gifts And Relationships by ufos77: 6:52am On Jun 28, 2010
I wanted to surprise one of my past girlfriends with a new Homda City car for her birthday which was 3 months away.
But due to her level of thinking like that of tolutara and co, she told me what she wanted which was a Blackberry phone.
I ended up giving her what she wanted and she lost something greater, I would have given her.
MY GIRLFRIEND WAS MATERIALISTIC AND I THOUGHT I COULD CHANGE HER FOR THE BETTER. SHE IS MARRIED NOW AND STILL DISPLAYS THIS INSATIABLE ATTITUDE BY MAKING DEMANDS ON ME THAT HER HUSBAND CANNOT GIVE HER. WHAT I DO IS GIVE HER MONEY EQUIVALENT:
A friend of mine was thinking of building a bungalow(real asset) in his wife's name for her birthday-this was their first house ever and he was thinking of doing it to protect his wife friom relatives should he die prematurely. But just like tolutara, his wife requested for a BMW X5. That told him she was not mature enough to handle the family finances if he were to suddenly die. He gave her the car and built the house in his name.
LESSON: Ladies learn to be realistic and let your man give you what he  can comfortably afford rather than living a false life to please someone. IF truly the ladies really know their man, they will not need to tell him what they want before he provides it so long as it is within his power. UNFORTUNATELY, THIS IS THE SAD CASE OF MOST NIGERIAN LADIES. NO WONDER PEOPLE SAY NIGERIAN LADIES ARE NOT ROMANTIC-IT CONFIRMS THE SAYING: NO ROMANCE WITHOUT FINANCE.
Car Talk / Re: Honda Vs Toyota: Which Is Better? (Office Total War) by ufos77: 6:50pm On Jun 24, 2010
TOYOTA
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Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Says "Take It" And People Fall. Do You Believe It? by ufos77: 6:49am On Jun 24, 2010
Oh My country Nigeria,!!!!!!!!!!
A country that whose citizens claim to be well educated parading all manner of certificates and still allow themselves to be fooled.
Nigerian christians think they are holier than the Israelites that have Christianity and have Jerusalem and Bethlehem(This crap doeas not occur there)
Nigerian moslems think they are holier than Saudi moslems.
All this crap makes me ashamed of my fatherland. To make matyters worse, some people will say"Leave him he is a man of God, , My pastor said, , Bleep ALL YOU STUPID FOOLS.
God exists in every one of us humans. You know that everytime your conscience pricks you when you do something bad.
STUPID FANATICAL BASTARDS
Romance / Re: What Do They Want by ufos77: 4:40pm On Jun 23, 2010
dont treat a woman too good or she will interprete it as weakness
dont date a girl for more than 3 months withoutr sex
never let a girl know you cannot live without her or she will exploit your weakness
dont give a girl all she asks for- sometimes deliberately deprive her(her dad does so and she still loves him)
smiley
Properties / Re: Fight Against House Agent Inspection Fee & Other Cheating Fees by ufos77: 4:00pm On Jun 21, 2010
Sorry for the typographic errors earlier, i was in a hurry to leave the house to go watch a match.
Is you want real estate advice, consultancy, services, call my direct line 08099625800 grin
Romance / Re: Slept With 83 People by ufos77: 9:47am On Jun 18, 2010
Is/Was she a hooker?
Is she a pre-paid chick ie. pay as you go?
heaven knows most of the ones I have met fall in this class

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